Hahaha..

You have classically conditioned your self to the sight of a soap bar...(its psychological)

To solve this, do the opposite of what you usally do, instead of using it down there, use it to bath.
And avoid any unwarranted contact with the soap down there, just wash and push the thought back.
Soon you will stop... Good luck.

webincomeplus:

In terms of prompt crediting of funds to your account, GTB rocks. As for First bank, you have to mail them sometimes before they credit your account.

Okay...thanks

As we aim to live as the children of God, we sometimes make mistakes, committing sins, we become heavy with guilty and embarrassed; feeling that how God sees you is different.

God really despise sins and wish you do not engage in it but he never hesitates to cover you in his protecting arms and accept you back when you feel embarrassed or dejected on how God sees you. The good example of the love God has for his children is been demonstrated in the story of the prodigal son. In the Bible; in the book of Luke 15; 11-32. Where the father of the prodigal son received his son wholeheartedly when he came back with remorse after going away for a long time. This same way, God accept you back if you truly feel sorry for your sins.

Though, it is also quite encouraging to know that when you feel ashamed that the way God sees you are unpleasant, I will be glad to inform you that your assumption is not what it might be.

Well friends in Christ Jesus, here are 7 things you need to remember when you are embarrassed on how God sees you.

7 Things to know about How God sees you


God does not judge you; we human are always quick to point out the wrong or faults of our neighbor but most times do not see our mistakes. One good thing Jesus always makes us understand is that he never judges us of our wrong deeds even when it’s so clear and ugly. He never judges nor blame us nor blame us for our sins, instead, he sees us as same. You indeed the apple of God’s eyes. You are perfect in his sight, as righteous as he is.
For by one sacrifice he has made perfect forever those who are being made holy (these according to the book of Hebrews 10:14 in the Holy Bible).



We are God’s children; Does a good father rejects his child if he makes a mistake or commits a wrong action? Well, No. if an earthly father could still have the love to forgive and accepts a child who brings him shame and disgrace. Then our heavenly father can do more, all for your sake. Like I earlier stated, he is the truth exemplary father of the parable of the prodigal son. How God sees you is gold; he accepts that rejected black sheep of the family, turning him/her to a new leaf, which everyone will like to become.


God is Love; the book of 1 John 4; 8 who states that “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love”. If you have truly loved your neighbor or a family member, then you will truly understand what love is all about. Most times, we are able to truly love without fault by the help and grace of God. A true love entails overlooking the mistakes or wrong of another.
With God been love himself, he overwrites our sins, which is the more reason while he died on the cross for us; so that we can be redeemed.

He seeks for the sinners; surprisingly, the bible made us realize that God seeks and come for the sinner. The parable of the good shepherd in the bible John10; 1-18 illustrated more on these when the shepherd left the ninety-nine sheep in search of the one lost sheep. In that parable, the Good Shepherd is Jesus and the one missing sheep is the sinner.
You should know that God truly really wants you in his presence, so you should try not to ignore his kindness and long for him like he has long for you. No matter how far you may think you have fallen into sin, he will surely relocate you like he located the lost sheep. So we should not be sad on how God sees us.



He is ready to forgive you; sometimes, you may feel that you are way deeper into sin and God can’t forgive you. Well, dear friend in Christ Jesus, God is always ready to forgive our sins the instant we feel sorry for it. All for you and me, he died on the cross, so we might be free from every sin. His mercy ever sufficient. God is ever merciful; which is why he will always forgive when we feel the need for redemption.


You are reconciled in Christ; the passage in 2 Cor 5:18-19 explained better on this; it states “All this is from God, who reconciled us to himself through Christ and gave us the ministry of reconciliation: that God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting people’s sins against them. And he has committed to us the message of reconciliation.”

You Cannot Be Condemned For Any Reason; the bible verses which elaborated more these are;
John 5:24 which states; “I tell you the truth, whoever hears my words and believes Him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has passed over from death to life”

Romans 8:1 which states; “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus”

John 3:17 which also states; “because of this, we can no longer be condemned for any reason. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through Him”

From the above three passages, not any of them has required anything of you except for you to believe that when Jesus went to the cross to have you back to him. He never condemns you but wants you for who you are. Everything will settle for the moment you believed that, so do not be embarrassed on how God sees you.

Having known all this on how God sees you, now do not hesitate to come to him with a genuine remorse heart. Love him the way he truly loves you, remember, he is always with you and knows you better than anyone.

https://www.jesusever.com/embarrassed-god-sees-7-things-remember/

webincomeplus:

Nobody is cheating you here. Banks operate with the official rate of N305/$. So, if you must have your dollars converted by them, that's the going rate to be adopted. There's NO way you'll get your money converted at black market rates by the bank. And there's no way the bank will hand you dollar notes in cash, since you submitted a local bank account to Adsense.

There's only one way to have your money converted at black market rates. And that's through a domiciliary account. With that, you'd be able to withdraw your dollars in cash and convert at black market rates with any BDC operator.

The only way out now is for you to instruct your bank to decline the transaction from Adsense. The money will reflect back in your Adsense account, and Adsense will attempt to pay it again after one week, before which you should have opened a domiciliary account and submitted its details to your Adsense account. But I doubt if your bank will agree to decline that transaction.

If I were you, I'll accept my loss for now and work hard to get my domiciliary account before the next payment date. No bank will accept that national ID slip from you. When I needed my domiciliary account back then, I had to invest in getting an international passport, which cost me N27,000. That's the only widely accepted ID that you can get in one day here in Nigeria. And it has served many other purposes for me since then.

Better yet, if you have a trusted friend or relative who has a domiciliary account, you can submit their account details to your Adsense account and have your earnings sent there. But bear in mind that your access to your own money would hinge on the person's readiness to help you go to the bank for the withdrawal and, more importantly, the person's trustworthiness. So, your best bet is to get your own account ASAP.

Hey, which bank do you think is the best for this dollar bank account between First Bank and GTB?

What do you expect; the present government has no value for education...
Just take a look at the jamb cut off point...how will the country produce a better doctors, lawyers or so...

I will keep on saying it; Country or not, if you are a supporter of this genocide act...you own death experience will be a bitter tale. Karma is a bitch...

0ldirtybastard:


You knew what? Abeg shift. You don turn omniscience. Like there aren't plethora of several other illness that carry symptoms of exact magnitude and characteristics of what he experienced. Amebo.

If you were not quick to quote me, I believe you have gone through his previous post...if not please go back and do so.
Symptoms of sickness doesn't just come orelse something triggered it...which the OP stated. And he gave instances when the symptoms started. His story is not new to me.
And finally, do not quote me if you don't have vital comment or so, if you want to troll, please kindly find your kind.

enemyofprogress:
OPERATION PYTHON DANCE AND BIAF-RATS!

Chuks Okolie wrote:

For long Nnamdi Kanu has being beating the drums of war and the python decided to come with her musical equipment in order to partake in the dance.The most funniest thing is that as soon as the python arrived she went straight to afara-uku in abia state to set her musical instruments. While the python was busy testing her microphone, three biaf-rats could not stand the sound and ran out of their hole and had a fatal injury.

Now the funniest of all is that the same biaf-rats that have been chanting war songs are now shouting for help just at the first stage of the python’s testing of her microphone. Now, if the Biaf-rats cannot stand the sound of a common testing of microphone, what will now happen when the python begins to dance to music like skelewu and Terry G’s kind of music? Kanu, its not too late to turn back. Now your foolish followers are now aware that you are ill prepared and making empty noise just to satisfy your pocket. Anyi bu Ndi Ichie are watching.

Igbo Kwenu! Eeehh..
Kwenu! Eeehh..
Kwezu e nu ooooo….eeehhh.

Long live Chuks Okolie!
Long live Ndi’igbo!!
Long live President Muhammadu Okechukwu Buhari, GCFR!!!
Long live Nigeria!!!!

When you are tried let me know...

enemyofprogress:

OPERATION PYTHON DANCE AND BIAF-RATS!

Chuks Okolie wrote:

For long Nnamdi Kanu has being beating the drums of war and the python decided to come with her musical equipment in order to partake in the dance.The most funniest thing is that as soon as the python arrived she went straight to afara-uku in abia state to set her musical instruments. While the python was busy testing her microphone, three biaf-rats could not stand the sound and ran out of their hole and had a fatal injury.

Now the funniest of all is that the same biaf-rats that have been chanting war songs are now shouting for help just at the first stage of the python’s testing of her microphone. Now, if the Biaf-rats cannot stand the sound of a common testing of microphone, what will now happen when the python begins to dance to music like skelewu and Terry G’s kind of music? Kanu, its not too late to turn back. Now your foolish followers are now aware that you are ill prepared and making empty noise just to satisfy your pocket. Anyi bu Ndi Ichie are watching.

Igbo Kwenu! Eeehh..
Kwenu! Eeehh..
Kwezu e nu ooooo….eeehhh.

Long live Chuks Okolie!
Long live Ndi’igbo!!
Long live President Muhammadu Okechukwu Buhari, GCFR!!!
Long live Nigeria!!!!

Another trash...
Keep on displaying...

enemyofprogress:
e pain am. No go home till dem finish o

Trash...
You seriously need common sense...

farouk2much:
Chase them until they totally leave what they call thier land...... And if they denies kill them

Another Boko haram noticed...if not ISIS sef...
You sure you are okay...SMH...

Guestlander:
Skelewu dancing python should ensure compliance. But then, where's Kanu?

Isn't this question becoming overrated?
Just cos the first person that asked it had more likes doesn't means it will prolong.
Group or no group anyone that supports a genocide act is no different from an ISIS, book haram and a murder. You guys should better know what you utter. Karma is indeed do taste good.

izaray:
As beautifuls as she is, she is still looking for a husband am sure she neglected her supposed to be husband then, for her boyfriends & runs...i wish her all d best sha, i pray she get the right man..

I think she is joking

Pesuzok:

Nobody is happy, but we warned about this. If you have given enough warning to somebody and the person refuses to hear, when it happens, you will tell the person, 'I told you'

Another warning now is drop this agitation for now, or better still use IPOB followership to elect people in to state government and federal. From there you can build the SE using Biafra ideology and at the same time have your people in the NASS that can lobby for referendum

Dude, you are speaking for yourself...
Ever since this incident has happened I have seeing a lot of people typing 'kill them' or so. Even a soldier had the effort to post how he enjoys it. Not to talk of people here in this forum.
Forget about tribe or nationalism, when karma comes it will be this people time to say 'I told you so'.

If you are rejoicing to the death and killing of a fellow human believe me you are inhuman and wicked.
Biafra or not; the soldiers actions are not proper.

I knew it was it the very minutes you stated the symptoms...
But some people here won't like to say the truth because they are practicing the act...all to justify their actions.
OP watch them laugh at you.

Well my dear, it has happened, thanks for coming to share it here; atleast you are saving a millions souls here (that is if they will listen)

Keep on taking your medications, its not the end of the world. I know people living with it and even got married with kids.

Eeya...touching...
Some people in this forum won't have the chance to experience love.
Reason; because they are taking advice from people who have not experienced love but hates the word of it...
Good luck everyone...

Why you no want share am now?
Anyway, we dey wait for the tori

La wa o
Some people sef

pocohantas:


Trash and more trash.
I really do hate when people quote me without putting their thoughts together all to earn cheap likes.

What did you just call the girls? gold digging olosho ladies and slay queens. These kinda girls have been in existence long before you were born, they will still be there in generations to come.

If I tell you I am always meeting guys who fukc me and run, wouldn't you tell me to check myself? Or wonder why I am always in company of such guys? Why this stinking hypocrisy?

I am more concerned with the man who thinks he is deserving of a good girl but goes about sleeping with the kinda girls you just described. As for the guys you tell to flee, sweetie...I don't give 2fucks.



Sad reality.

Well said...

it's obvious you want to kill yourself...

khiaa:


I don't mind helping someone who I feel is genuinely in need but..........
This story is very classic, *The old..my love one needs surgery/operation story*.
Next time try to be creative. You funny tho.

it could be true. You never can tell

OfficialDad:

Small girl begging for my attention. Well since you decide to mention me, I guess i finally noticed u.

anidan:
steal someone's husband and they ll do it to you too

So you felt it was someone's husband that she stole that lead to this? The story didn't even give a hint on what she did. Jealousy could have caused this also.

Moreover, even if she stole the husband, the attacker should also pour acid on the husband also not only on the lady.

pocohantas:
You have lots of support system, not everyone is this lucky.
You also didn't tell us you most likely have another source of income.
You buy impulsively according to your writeup, who does that with 35-37k salary?

If they say they can't marry with 35k, leave it for them.
Wish them the best...
While they wish you same.



They are not rare. They are everywhere.
OP, is very discerning that's why he could pick her out of all the karashikas. Some of you want a girl with the so called 'slay queen' looks and body ...someone you can flaunt around as high class babe.

That's how you guys end up ignoring the modest babe because she doesn't look overly flashy. When slayqueen slays una pocket, you come to NL and shout all girls are the same.

Start observing pre-wedding pictures henceforth. Watch how modest young men go for modest young women. The best thing that can happen to anyone...male or female, is to know your size, it's not an insult...it's for ones peace of mind.

Bless you...

Take heart...it happens. When one door closes another opens.
She has moved on, you too should. Your work needs you, people around you needs you.
If you continue like this, soon your work/job will soon suffer for it.

Meh....I really don't know why people do this, its unfair. Acid..
Hopes she gets well soon...

Hahahaha...you wan become another Lil Wayne...
He dey hospital now...
Stop doing drugs and alcohol; you won't hear.
Legend ko ni, with all that your boobs and bums songs...
Don't worry, you won't die soon, at least I hope you learn...

I haven't even slept for yesterday ...
My own sleep na by 6am...

OfficialDad:


As in eh. Much sense in wetin he write. Real handsome guys don talk sh!t, and won't disrespect anybody.

Exactly...all be claiming handsome

This got me laughing sha....
Don't go, please stay

MrBrownJay1:


bro, if you date IGNORANT women, then dont blame THEM, blame YOURSELF for even allowing them to enter your life... and just because THEY are ignorant, shouldnt be a reason to change your life into an ignorant miserable life, does it?! so, let us get this straight... you are a nice guy, and because these ignorant women used you, you became an ignorant asshole, to become exactly what these women are (aka what you didnt want for yourself)?! you thought process is deluded, to say the least. thats would be as silly as me hating cheaters, but will become one because all my gf cheated on me,bwaaaaah!



do you have any respect for the man you see in the mirror everyday?! if so then how would you feel great about people thinking you are a wicked soul?! what kind of emotionally damaged person would see anything positive in being wicked?! you need some serious help, bro!



YOU became the food for all these desperate clueless deluded low self esteem women who had NO RESPECT for themselves and used you as stepping stone to feel better about themselves. NO woman, i repeat NO WOMAN who respects herself would gladly date a wicked man who disrespect/disgrace/abuse/humiliate them... only the damaged and goldigging ones would (or them sado maso who get pleasure through pain and humiliation)



if you are handsome then EVERYONE (whether fine or ugly) will want to talk to you, and there is NOTHING wrong with that, as it comes with the territory....the way you handle these ugly women would differentiate between you being an aaasshole and being a proper man. ALL your action are a representation of yourself, if you are rude to maid/ugly women etc then thats who you are within you, dont use some BS to try to make it look like you are a good person inside, because if you truly was, you wouldnt treat people so poorly... AS IF UGLY PEOPLE SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE GARBAGE, simply because they are ugly?!?!?!

bro, i suggest you sit down and re-evaluate your lifestyle as you are doomed! nothing good will ever come from such failed state of mind!

thumbs up bro....
Not everyone has brains like you...