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Romance / Re: Single Handsome Guys by Ibenny(f): 8:02pm On Aug 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


you did make a lot of sense until you wrote the above NONSENSE!

handsome men that are insulting and rude automatically BECOME UGLY!!!! being handsome is much more than an outlook matter, you have to project that beauty IN and OUT. so if you are handsome but insult women then you are a fukcing disgrace to good looking men, and would only attract desperate deluded women. no woman with attitude would stand for such UGLY man. the saying that good women love assholes is such a nonsense issue, it is only weak clueless desperate ignorant childish women who do... a woman that respects herself would NEVER EVER stand for a man that degrades her, because that is not a man but an ignorant kid PRETENDING TO BE A MAN!

BTW, if thats the type of men that you expect your sister/daughters to date and marry, then i do feel sorry for your lineage (no offense)!

Thank you!!! Please teach him more...
Its not easy...
Phones / Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ibenny(f): 9:11pm On Aug 29, 2017
Getintouch2004:


Phone theft in school then was on a daily basis, especially at night. Was accustomed with such a dilemma with the thief pointing a shining object on my forehead, threatening to shoot me. Nne i had no option than to give him my very cherished phone then.

The devil even wanted me to wrestle with him Lol, cos i already had my adrenaline all pumping.

I utterly said NO to my village people sha. grin grin grin

So don't ever gamble such, cos 90% of the outcomes ain't palatable.

Hahahaha, eeya...
Its well sha...

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Phones / Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ibenny(f): 9:31am On Aug 29, 2017
tosyne2much:
You get mind sha.. These bastards don't taking one's life for a phone that doesn't even cost up to 10k cheesy
Abi na... smiley
Phones / Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ibenny(f): 9:20am On Aug 29, 2017
Getintouch2004:


That was a very dangerous gamble you played there. The phone ain't worth your life dear.

What if they had stabbed you in the neck or chest? God forbid.

Next time, just give them the phone and the earphone sef. You can even tell them to wait for you to get the charger for them grin

Hahaha..its not easy o
Especially when you remember how you worked tirelessly then finally decided to get a phone.
One just have to pray we don't encounter such again smiley

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Phones / Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ibenny(f): 9:16am On Aug 29, 2017
tosyne2much:
Did he stab you with a knife?

No, but with a bottle.
He broke the bottle in my present...
At first, I was like 'what's this one doing' grin
Then my brain boot, then I knew he was a robber
Phones / Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ibenny(f): 8:57am On Aug 29, 2017
tosyne2much:
The same thing happened to my villa mate back in school. She was sitting alone outside the villa at night (10pm) playing game on her phone and a thief sneaked behind her and snatched her phone. She held the guy and shouted "ole ole" thinking we would all rush out to mob the thief but her plan failed her because we all dashed into our various rooms with the speed of light for safety cheesy

The thief got furious and stabbed her to coma with a Smiroff Ice bottle . She almost died that night because three hospitals rejected her

It's not a good idea to wrestle with thieves because you don't know if they are armed or not

People told me this after...
They were even saying I should have shouted for help...I just dey look them, cos I know I where shouting then and no one came out... sad
Phones / Re: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ibenny(f): 8:32am On Aug 29, 2017
Robbers demanded for it, I refused to give it to them...I had to fight for it like Jake Chan grin
At the end, I got stabbed on my right hand and they forcefully took the phone...
What humans can do for smartphones cry

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Romance / Re: Dear Lord, Please Don't Allow This Website Get Introduced Into Nigeria. Amen! by Ibenny(f): 8:18pm On Aug 28, 2017
beatcoins:
Its a small bakery and I told the staff that the owner lives in Lagos,. The manager of the business is my cousin, he gave me the idea of being anonymous and hang around the business so we can understand the staff better. Lucky for me, my woman came around looking for job, I told her to meet d manager and drop her CV. Its close to a year now since we met. She only thinks the manager is being too nice to her cos she is hardworking
I sort like this concept... grin
I wonder how she will react when she finally finds out cheesy
Romance / Re: 5 Nairalanders I Hope To Be Like Someday by Ibenny(f): 7:53pm On Aug 28, 2017
redbeans:
are you dextology?
No, am not
Romance / Re: Dear Lord, Please Don't Allow This Website Get Introduced Into Nigeria. Amen! by Ibenny(f): 2:20am On Aug 27, 2017
beatcoins:
Confession: My wife to be believes I have no job, truth is I own the company she works in

Is this really true? If yes; how do you cope when she complain of a bad CEO (if possible)
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Men Think White Women Are Better ? by Ibenny(f): 2:13am On Aug 27, 2017
Two reasons;
1) Green cards
2) low self esteem
Romance / Re: Tell A Nairalander "I Love You" by Ibenny(f): 2:10am On Aug 27, 2017
"Ibenny, I love you" cheesy
Romance / Re: Help My Confused Cousin by Ibenny(f): 2:08am On Aug 27, 2017
All I can say is that...When you know something is impossible at the beginning stage, you shouldn't have gone deeper into it...
Love is sweeter at the begining stage but reality will always come to face...it will always knock you off.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Mocks London Protesters by Ibenny(f): 1:55am On Aug 27, 2017
Long article with complete yabbing...no be today it started...
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Accuses FG Of Bias In Call For Kanu’s Re-arrest by Ibenny(f): 1:49am On Aug 27, 2017
I believe the FG knows better than arresting him. If they ever try that, they will be swallowed in their mess. I say enough is enough!!! angry
This hatred and inequality is highly too much.

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Romance / Re: 5 Nairalanders I Hope To Be Like Someday by Ibenny(f): 1:21am On Aug 27, 2017
kimbraa:
Dextology, was this the account you saw?.

Don't understand.
Probably not the person you think it is.
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Young Nairalander by Ibenny(f): 10:10am On Aug 25, 2017
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Young Nairalander by Ibenny(f): 12:51am On Aug 25, 2017
iamJ:

fighting for urself wink

grin grin cheesy. Is that what you think...lol SMH
Continue cheesy
Politics / Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Ibenny(f): 12:48am On Aug 25, 2017
embarassed embarassed first BBC, now even South Africa...
Its okay...continue

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Young Nairalander by Ibenny(f): 12:43am On Aug 25, 2017
iamJ:

ur own is to defend ugly people on threads, well done

Na bad thing...they said been ulgy is crime ...
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Young Nairalander by Ibenny(f): 12:40am On Aug 25, 2017
iamJ:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue tongue tongue
What's funny... undecided
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Young Nairalander by Ibenny(f): 11:25pm On Aug 24, 2017
Some people are just naturally sadist. I don't think the guy is asking for an opinion (for those who are find fault in his pics) ; he posted the pictures so you guys can wish him well not to tell him if he's handsome or not admits editing... sad
OP....congrats, wishing you a peaceful marriage wink
Romance / Re: 5 Nairalanders I Hope To Be Like Someday by Ibenny(f): 10:49pm On Aug 24, 2017
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeeewww, you are still young. Why you want be like people you know nothing about. They tell you what they want you to know online. We are all kings online

Well said...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Finds Love On Facebook, About To Get Married (Photos) by Ibenny(f): 7:41pm On Aug 23, 2017
itzjude:
but the girl ugly ooooo i think the guy was looking for easy lay and since he has few choices maybe she come nice join he decided to marry her, nobody will send a girl with that face request hoping to date her spits

Na wa o...
Not everybody are seeking for beauty...
Celebrities / Re: Mamobo, Kingsley Ogoro's Daughter Graduates With 1st Class Honors From Poland by Ibenny(f): 7:00pm On Aug 23, 2017
Truth be say, if you study abroad there is a high likehood that you will come out with first class unlike in Nigeria where they will frustrate the poverty out of you... cry
Politics / Re: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by Ibenny(f): 6:52pm On Aug 23, 2017
And one ignorant person will come and say the people are the cause of their people... Little minded undecided
I have been in one of those community and bitterly pitied these people...(do you think they enjoy living like that)
The vivid truth is that those useless leader careless about this People but their resources.
If they want a better Nigeria, let every region manage their resources!!!

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Romance / Re: She Deleted Whatsapp Account Because Of This? by Ibenny(f): 1:13am On Aug 22, 2017
Dude, chill. She definitely did not delete that account cos of you. Could be another reason..

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Travel / Re: Delta Air Launches Direct New York To Lagos Flight by Ibenny(f): 5:38pm On Aug 21, 2017
Na was o, and some people will call this development...It is well.
They should look into Science and Technology, it will really better this forsaken country.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Bombarded With Insults By Twitter Followers (Pics) by Ibenny(f): 5:34pm On Aug 21, 2017
The truth is that Americans have a good president but they are too dumb to see it.

Meanwhile, some Nigerians here are killing themselves on another person matter while they are yet to solve their own problem.
The Americans aren't even concerned about we Nigerians the way you guys are.

I pitifully SMH...no wonder the Americans calls us "Dumb Negro"

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Family / Re: 'Doctors Told My Wife She Can't Conceive A Baby But Look At Us Now'. Photos by Ibenny(f): 3:44pm On Jul 29, 2017
PenisCaP:



Recieve it in jesus name.!!!.

Keep away from sex for 3 days..
Keep ur huby on constant friut for the 3days (water melon banana, cucumber).
He should totaly stay away from alcohol within this period.

On the 4th day(btwn 3-4am) mix milk and malt with warm water.
After 30 mins let him clim u and do his job.

Thank me later after 3 to 6weeks.


RECIEVE IT!! RECIEVE IT!! RECIVE IT!!..
IN JESUS NAME.

Amen, Amen I claim it when the time comes..
But I am talking about another testimonies .. smiley

Though, I will use this advice when am married. Thanks cheesy
Family / Re: 'Doctors Told My Wife She Can't Conceive A Baby But Look At Us Now'. Photos by Ibenny(f): 2:16pm On Jul 29, 2017
The great work of God and our mother perpetual help...
Lord, let it be my turn for blessings ... cry
I want to share testimonies too ....

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