₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:
By the way, according to Jesus Christ, He was only sent to the lost sheep of israel meaning those who accept Jesus Christ --- all of His teachings and commandments --- are no longer lost but have been found. So, are you certain that I am the lost one here?

Also, since Jesus Christ was sent only to the lost sheep of israel it means that only those who are of this lineage can become born-again I.e. enter into the Kingdom of God.

Kobojunkie:
Let me guess! You don't believe Jesus Christ is entirely the Truth of God and so you pick and choose what you will believe of His teachings? How are you any different from say, a Muslim? They too believe some of the words of Jesus Christ and not others. So what makes you think what makes you think that in your religiousness you are better than them?

If some of Jesus Christ's own teachings are too much for you to accept, it means it is nor Jesus Christ that you follow but an idea of Him, an image-- and idol..

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ told you that He was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel- Matthew 15 vs 21- 26 - meaning that anyone who does not have the blood of Israel in his or her veins chasing after Jesus Christ to receive that which is Holy does so in vain.

Kobojunkie:
Stop using God in this cheap way abeg! He is not some father Christmas you can invoke on demand. God said His promise is for those who abandon everything in order to obey Him.

Kobojunkie:
Depression is mental illness and there are doctors for such.

Kobojunkie:
Stop using God in this cheap way abeg! He is not some father Christmas you can invoke on demand. God said His promise is for those who abandon everything in order to obey Him.

Davizee:
I am tired of this life and ready to end it because it seems nothing is working out. I and my family are presently suffering accommodation problem and the landlord has threatened to eject on Christmas day. How can everyone be celebrating on Christmas day and only me and my family be experiencing shame?
Please somebody help

umbo:
observe d presence of spiders if many in population, they are good

Rosaline5000:
This need 1000 likes, a word is enough for the wise, love will fade when you start looking for money to feed your children or wearing tattered clothes when your age mates are dressing fancy.
Ladies marry a guy that have money to take care of you and your children nor be love matter.
You can do love when you are a teenager not when matured enough to understand life and one more thing take care of your looks, attracting a well to do man, you need to look beautiful.
So dress well and always look amazing

EmzyT:
I don't seem to understand the Obsession with fans on these Celebrities. Like, how do these people do it? Do they fake these things?

I've met countless Celebrities in Clubs and Beach and didn't feel anything about them, saw them as normal humans too while minding my Business and my iPhone was right inside my Pocket!

Omoh if na my type full this country ehn, Celebrities might be begging me sef to attend their shows

olite93:
D camp is quite fairer than before... Better hostels with bunks... Kitchen is fair too. There's water... D new hostels are very modern but d old halls have been renovated..tiled floors et al. I rep hostel 6 yikpata camp... Platoon 5. Yikpata heat no b here ooo

Nonsoboy4life:
What if she starts crying and forming emotional tears or even probably refuses to go,?

Or what if she harms me in the night before then?

That's why I opt for her to leave first..do you get me?

BKayy:
Let it be known that I am against the xenophobia perpetrated by the people of Ẹdo against the peaceful coronation of the Sultan of Shuwa Arab of Ẹdo state.
This might be a stumbling block to the peaceful coexistence of Nigeria.
Lets call a spade a spade. Ẹdo people are wrong here.
They should learn to accommodate their fellow countrymen and allow the Sultan to be coronated so as to bolster national unity and peaceful coexistence which the people of Ẹdo (Bini, Esan, Etsako, Igara and Akoko Ẹdo) fought for and are still fighting to uphold.
One Nigeria

jamesversion:
Lolz. Nairaland is funny. Someone who has been missing since Tuesday and was yesterday confirmed killed and dismembered by ritualists is what is being pushed to front page this night.

Admob090:
my friend who has just been offered admission to study geology is kinda scared whether to accept it or rewrite another jamb considering the nigerian job market after graduation.

kedaj:
I was also in platoon 5 at yikpata camp 3years ago and we share similar experience..
Yikpata camp is the worst in Nigeria..

pray they don't post you to patigi, baritone, Kaiama and edu because if they do, forget about going home until after service

calculator123:
Apologies for posting late. Charging my phone was damn hectic.
Back to the gist. We finally got paid our bicycle allowance of #1800 today which was promised. The money came at the right time because I was running low and cash and the no ATM here to withdraw except for those POS guys that charge 7% on every withdrawal.
The food thus far has been fair, although a beggar has no choice. I am no OBO to eat from Maami market everytime. I just buy my necessities.
I finally found a camo crush, she happens to be a private in the military. She is a black, slim and beautiful lady, my spec.
I made my feeling known to her to my dismay, she didn't react the way I expected because I thought he was going to punish me for Dearing to chyke her. She just laughed and said those words that scattered my feelings, "I am a married woman with 5 kids" I shock and after a back and forth discussion, I discovered she last saw her family last 2 years. The only means of conversation is via phone. Immediately, I picked interest and we gisted for a long time. She even invited me to her base for more discuss and she offered me Chow which I gladly accepted.
I just found myself a first female military friend

calculator123:
After the whole wahala of yesterday, I couldn't bathe at night because no water and I was told that water was sold at #50naira per bucket. I thought it was a joke until i woke up today by 2am to bathe.
The crowd I met no be here oh, I was number 200 on the line. Within 5mins, the line was more than 500.
I waited patiently for another hour or so before it got to my turn. The moment I paid and left, the water finished.
I just thanked my ancestors and left for the hostel.
On getting there, I asked where the bathroom is, they laughed me no be small. I later realized bathing and shitting was done in the open. As for the shitting, you use shit and dodge technique.
I had my bathe sharp while economizing water and sold the water left to the highest bidder for #30.
By the way the room was a mini-oven. I swear the heat emanating from there can bake bread no joke. I kuku brought out my bed to the balcony why hugging my phone tight like my wife to avoid stories.
The most valuable thing is this camp isn't your money, phone or other gadget but your water..
A guy dropped his water to get towel only to return and met empty bucket. The guy curse, swear and all sort to no avail. The thief no send am oh. I kan dey pity the guy sef because he was the number 15 on the line despite paying money for the water, now water has finished.
Let me return to sleep, I have registration slated for 7am. I hope see una later.
Adios

Samsimple:
We claim to be christians but we tend to exhibit characters that contradicts the teachings of jesus...why do we despise our non existing enemies so much, when we know we are the cause our problems, even if they do exist why do christians still say "holy ghost fire pursue and destroy my enemies" ... Love your enemies and just maybe he/she might be ur best friend....
PEACE

Fmlao:
Inside a government school one of those nights.

I 'cum' within a minute. Sperm was so much that the condom i used was so heavy

Since then, i gt d nerve to control the babe home.

Nifesi, u are such a darling.

How u twerk on my dick still amazes me.

pozehnani:
Maybe she was trying to see if she can love or bond with you for that four months but you see, one thing about love, you can't force it. No matter how nice that fellow is to you. that's why I'll never force myself to love someone cause I'll end up hurting them.

Just zero your mind. If she comes back, Fine. If not, better.

Girl9999:
Life doesn't seem worth living anymore.

He hasn't even called me to know how I am doing.

I can't believe people are insulting me and blaming me for what happened. I created this thread to get advice and comfort but I'm getting insults. I'm a very emotional person and this isn't helping.

I'm crying all over again just reading some comments. I don't have an alcohol problem and yes I planned on having sex with him soon; when I felt ready, but definitely before marriage. How can you say this is my fault?

Today might be my last day on this earth. Human beings are indeed wicked.

blinking001:
Never be the reason for a fellow man's pain...women over the years are known to fabricate stories just to stay on the good side especially when they are after something..your ex is saying all those things so she can get laid...be reasonable and tell her to go Bleep herself..block her number and close that chapter of your life once and for all....if she loved you that much she wouldn't have gotten married to someone else...

SlayerForever:
This is just the beginning. At the end they will see no peace until the Seriki is reinstated. We have been peaceful does not mean we can be pushed around.

Sammmyyyy:
Guys, I don't even know where to begin this but i will, somewhere. Truth is, I am tired. I am depressed and something is telling me to end myself.

You ever been in a situation where the whole family spends a lot of money, trains you in school, and expect that you get a good job after and reciprocate their good gestures? That's my position right now. But unfortunately, I have not been a able to.

I am a young man; early twenties, finished school quite early and really smart (that's what people say.) Ever since I finished the University guys, I have been struggling to get a job, but nothing to show. I am really tired of staying at home here. The whole community knows that I have completed my university education and fact is, they are already mocking my family behind our backs. They are not even hiding it anymore. They laugh at me when I pass by too.

What broke the camel's back today was:
I applied for a job with a very big company in Lagos. Myself and family already thrown ourselves into positive expectations. I had sold all my hope into it, thinking something good will come out. I went for the test and was sure I did well. Me and my family even prayed over it. Well, the result came out today and I failed.

Guys, may be God doesn't hear prayers like people claim, or maybe he doesn't just hear mine.

My dad's dead and my mum has been bearing the burden alone.

Tonight, I saw my mum's face clearly again and sincerely, this woman is aging fast. She deserves a better life than she is getting and sadly, I cannot come through for her. I'm loosing it guys. I am going insaneeeee!