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Bankowner where tho are you

Meat? For this Tinubu time? Meat don turn guest artist for my plate o, only shows face on special occasions like Christmas or if NEPA brings light for 24 hours straight! My main source of protein now is Locust beans this one no dey do shakara. I go buy 200 naira locust beans sharp-sharp, mix am with rice, close eyes and imagine say na turkey 😂

HelenaAE:
Yes I mean Female or family oriented people like you said, who can host me, while I go out to seek for job vacancy

I guess it’s not so safe including males
Because of the present situation of things

Okay, I pray help come your way

Solofresh2:
Someone advised me not to date this girl but I didn't hear.She appeared decent and well mannered until started acting rude and careless.She is a year older.
I don finally commot hand for girls matter.The only thing that will bring me close to a girl is work.
I don't even want to have any of them around me apart from my siblings

Congratulations 👏

Pathokpo:
My friend the NYSC I know can do more than that.
I had a friend that was posted to a fufu production factory as his PPA during my service year.

Yeah I know but I can't believe all this girls in whatever they posted online.. they always did it for stunt
If you look that pic very well you will see that it look camp.

sacajawea:
What does this even mean?
What does this very deeply seemingly dirty statement mean?

Why do people say this randomly here and there?

What does it actually mean in true entirety? Fully?

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Amotolongbo:
please eff off. I don’t do minors

😂
I always get notified whenever you posted or comments, The one who listens attentively!

HelenaAE:
Good day nairalanders

I’m here to seek for Opinions and possible helpers…
I’m a young girl looking forward to relocating to Either Lagos or Abuja from Edo state to look for better life After service,
I will be passing out July I.e next 2 months.
Now that I’m still serving here i have tried to look for more sustainable jobs but it’s has not been funny, I’m still holding over here till service is over and I can be free to move around,
Please any Sister or a brother than can offer me a Visiting space to stay from this month May, while I spend days to go around and look for possible jobs then return back to where I’m based I will be very glad.

I Have CVs And longer work experience in Front desk officer and Sales Representative.
Any one that has any job opportunities for me to apply for from this place I’m currently staying I will be very happy and grateful,

I’m hoping to have some response
Thank you 🙏🏽

Do you mean you're asking for visiting space from brothers too? I think it’s important to clarify that for your own safety and comfort. If you’re specifically hoping for help from female folks or family-oriented homes, you should say so clearly.

I dey come, make I think fes

mamotalk:
I have restored it.
But Nigeria is a mess

Lol
Thank God
I was hoping you would like getting new accounts before
Tho I have an account to sell, You can still get down Incase any blocked happen in the future 😂

Edeyoung:
So what happens if she takes a video of your place,?

You're forming moral yet you lack moral yourself?

Don't mind him
Someone they supposed tear hot slaps 🥶

Amotolongbo:
All for clout.

When did NYSC start posting corps members to Bakeries?

Never believe all what I saw online
I think there should a jail flogging/sentence for some of them

mamotalk:
My tweeter account has been blocked. Am am saying it and I stand by it that NDDC used a doctored document to obtain kangaroo judgement. My email is ebentyalo@gmail.com

I have 1 I can sell for you, if you want to buy

Wimkeh:
It’s not about morality. It’s about illegality. No one should be allowed to record anything in your private space without permission because it’s private and not a public.

So, is it even legal to bring an OS (hookup) to your house just like that? Some people talk like they’ve never encountered the type of OS wey get serious craze for head. If you’re not careful, after the “business” is done, she might start helping herself to your lighter valuables, phones, wallets, watches — anything she can slip into her bag.

It’s not just about pleasure; it’s about security, too. This is why you don’t just open your door to anyone because the aftermath of that decision could cost you more than you bargained for. Some of them don’t just come for the hookup — they come with plans. Real ones.

1stDoggystyle:
So I met this OS on the streets and after all the pricing, we went to few hotels and they were fully booked.
I resolved to take the OS home.
After we have done the business and payment exchanged, I noticed the OS playing one random song and trying to video her self while she's moving her hand in a dance style.
I had to call her to order that I don't want her to do such recording in my house.

She wasn't happy about it but complied with my instruction. Why are they always dancing and making recording in men's house without permission?
They end up posting those videos on social media without your permission

They called someone OS and you expected morals?
No now isn't done that way 😂

Sunnyrado:
Some people pronounce headache as head dick...have you ever thought of it?

Hearing this for the first time 😄

Let’s be honest with ourselves, life is the greatest teacher. You can have all the degrees from the best universities, even a PhD, but when life hits you, it’s a different kind of curriculum entirely.

Life doesn’t follow a syllabus. It won’t give you a heads-up before tests, and it doesn’t grade with mercy. You’ll learn patience, pain, hustle, betrayal, survival, and even love — all without formal lectures.

I’ve seen first-class graduates still struggling, and others who didn’t finish school but are doing extremely well. Why? Because life has taught them hard lessons, and they’ve learned how to survive and thrive.

So before you look down on anyone because of their education or background, remember that life is the real professor and it gives the toughest tests when you're least prepared.

zero8zero:
What's the shame in that?. She has grown up children who are old enough to have kids, so, she's a literally a grandma. How about we see your pictures and compare?.

😂
I no go talk, na laugh I go kuku dey laugh 🤣😂

FalseProphet1:

What's the vision you see again this time man of God? 😉

Na person wey money dey restock house with food😂

Taguchi:
You don already get there and you're significantly younger than her

😂 😂