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Sagamite:
If they caught him red-handed and she was brutalised, they should all even get the Nobel Prize for Peace.



Keep sex to wetin?

Ogbeni, ki lon shey e? (This man, wetin dey do you?)

Thank God I am not young so you can teach me such nonsense.

Baba nla nonsense! Which kin nonsense be this?

Teacher teacher o, no be lecturer be your name.

Mate, I don't follow that medieval BS. I note you stated you be pastor earlier. I don't fly that way.

I like fcking. I am the fuku faka fuku faka sexual machine.

Wait till marriage before I fck? ..................Nigga, gerrout of here.

www.nairaland.com/1050781/infidelity-objective-analysis/1#12357044

www.nairaland.com/542902/nl-auctions-ended/32#7156810

www.nairaland.com/1083598/knowing-nairalanders-better-interviews/1#12945175

Ibkayee, abeg, come and tell this nigga o.

Lmao

Radar
A Toyota's a Toyota
Was it a cat I saw
Madam
Refer

Gongo aso by 9ice

Sagamite:
Nah, cutie.

My brain is precious to the world, I have a divine responsibility to not let NL diminish it. Can't be on a forum full of retards running amok with the support and protection of the moderators.

https://www.nairaland.com/4031250/10-social-media-platforms-consider/2#62610657

I am well.

How come you are still looking 15? You no dey grow? Taking too much of the fountain water Pharell Williams drinks?

Yeah it's no longer the NL of the yesteryears, most people have migrated to other platforms, you'll find a lot of them in twitter now

Good to hear

Lool yes oo

Sagamite:


I am not only still an Ashawo, University of Oxford has upgraded me to the level of Emeritus Professor in Ashaworism and Womantology.

Is that what you abandoned us for?

Lol jk, nice to see an old face, most of our generation have disappeared, hope you're well

Sagamite:
Una see another one that forgot at first and only remembered fuku-faka King after someone else mentioned me?

This one is not even cyber girlfriend, she was supposed to be my cyber golden-goose hooking me up with all her girlfriends and church girls as she famously promised me.

Till today, she has hooked me up with Zilt. Not a single of her friends is now my babymama or been pregnant for me. And I am known not to waste time in that area. I am the Shoot-Score nigga!

This must be a ghost

Sagamite man I missed you

Lool! No vex I was editing as I went along, that wasn't even my original list

Still an ashawo, I see nothing has changed

I love me some Mynd44

MMMscam:
“Girl are you foolish, shey Yoruba don finish, wetin you dey do with Okoro...”

Why are our youths of today so intellectually circumscribed; do you want to let him turn you to another hapless statistic before you wake up? What kind of a despicable nonsense is this? Polished diamonds and dirt stones don’t mix young lady - learn now!!!

Lmao!

chic2pimp:
Mayorkun - Mama

Mama Born you well
Your Mama born.you well

Cheiiiiiii

Jam

Was listening to this earlier today, best part of the song

birdsview:
it's shouldn't always be an issue of been bitwhitched or village people... I think she has some bad attitudes she has refused to change or that she doesn't even know are wrong...just a thought tho

The South African lady? Who knows

Lol I was laughing at the meme because I read it in Falz' voice

ChiefPiiko:
Ibkayee come lemme profess love to you on this thread, do you have bae?? Can I shoot my shot??

I have a bae sha

ChiefPiiko:
Yes that's the translation

Ok just checking, my Igbo is wobbly

ChiefPiiko:
O ginwa kam choro, kama e na emezim ofuma

You're saying 'It's you I want, but you don't treat me well' ba?

KreativGenius:
I heard you didn't experience the Abacha treatment

Lol no I didn't

ibkayee:
Huge deal for Zimbabwe, reactions I'm seeing remind me of when Abacha died

The similarities you have drawn with the Nigerian situation is very accurate.

when Abacha died everyone thought he was the main problem of Nigeria, but nearly 20 years after his death Nigeria is still going backward.

Makes me wonder if this is truly a great deal for Zimbabweans or just a political gimmick by the embattled vice president (Emerson Managawa )

Greiboy

You're right, what they need is ZANU PF out of the picture. Mnangwanga (a member) is a man that worked closely with Mugabe for decades and was instrumental in the Gukurahundi massacres, the guy doesn't sound any different. Mugabe is a great start but the next focus should be on removing ZPF from power

ChiefPiiko:
Maka afurum gi nanya

Akwuna

ChiefPiiko:
Were u born then? You indomie baby

He died in 1998, I was young and didn't know what 'Abacha' meant but I kept hearing it throughout the evening lool

ChiefPiiko:
Mechie onu gi

Gini mere unu na akpari m?

ChiefPiiko:
most of the memes I brought here, I see em on some threads and its painful, no credits for my foresight in finding them

Lol ndo

Huge deal for Zimbabwe, reactions I'm seeing remind me of when Abacha died

pocohantas:
LOL. You be meme collector?
I think it's the name attached @yellowaboki.

Only the funny ones

pocohantas:
I can't say if she has been bewitched.
But 3 ex leaving her to marry isn't ordinary.

It's either the problem is her, because no be every girl be for marriage...Some are for testing manhood.

Or village people are actually involved.

Lool who made this picture please, my chest

Adesua for the outfit

I love traditional Edo bride attire

Mryacks:
Yeah..

Glad you agree

Hundreddegrees:
Congratulations to them

Meanwhile

Lmao @ this picture