₦airaland Forum

youngmoneyeze:
My dear good people of nairaland plz i need perfect answer about this. Is futo used two sitting and can i use this result to gain admission in futo under computer science: Economics C5,Geography B3,English language D7,Furthermaths A1,Maths B3,Agriculture science B3,Biology C6,Chemistry C6, Physics A1 but in my first Waec i have English C6.

I think it's usable. But the best place to get the right answer is from admission office in FUTO. Wish you the best.

korel9:
And d last pic?

What's it for?

Or are the kids in the machine?

Lol

This is so unfair.

davodyguy:
Stupid comparison.

Firstly, they're not wearing same material, neither are they having same design(style)

Only colour is same

I thought comparison has to do with like for like on not only colour for colour.

God bless you. My thoughts exactly. In fact my irritation was so much. It's like comparing naira and dollar.

So because he wore something different from his usual 'costume', makes it made in Nigeria? Where were the previous ones made? Made in Nigeria, not made in Nigeria, he will spend a fortune on the outfit.

jaheymezz:
I think this thread is for dem boys coming back home from the states!

Lol!!!

I think easy access to the (super)market and bus stop. Also the calibre of people you will end up referring to as neighbours.

Winneygirl:
CBN and their outrageous fines.
Since Emefiele took charge, they've been fining everything.
Very soon, they'll fine banks for coughing.
How will Standard Chartered recover from a fine of N2bn?

They will recover quite easily. Using the stolen profit made from their illegal transactions. CBN is just collecting the undue profit back and calling it a fine.

I don't think the ruling was adhered to. If I got it right, this judgement was in 2014. So, our lack of knowledge has restricted our movement on the last Saturday of every month.

Acidosis:
Next is to ban oro and other festivals that restrict people's movement across the country.


Nigeria is not a zoo, and those who have chosen to oppress fellow citizens over issues devoid of critical reasoning must be dealt with.

Why restrict my movement on a Saturday if I decide to clean my environment a day before (Friday)?

Why restrict my movement over a shameless deity that never existed in the first place?


The law must prevail over the f00lishness of the citizenry. If your god died and you choose to worship it, bury it in your bedroom and die with it.

If I ever become Nigeria's President, a lot of traditional rulers that have taken it upon themselves to restrict the movements of Nigerians will end up in jail. They would be stripped off their titles and severely dealt with.

You must be a military personnel

Impressive write up. I haven't commented on any thread in months, but this is worth a comment. The aspect of doing things together really struck me. We just take such little things for granted. Imagine the partner is not around, it's things like that, that make you miss one another and anticipate the reunion. God bless you Donald. May you grow from wisdom to wisdom, and I pray you marry right - your friend, destiny helper, home maker, love and other ingredients for a successful marriage. On a final note, DO NOT forget your advise when you plan to, and get married.

vickerz:
Konji is affecting this country oo, primary six? well its legal now, shebi the new govt said the normal age to straff is 11,

Don't give false information. It's still the old legislators led by David Mark that passed that very absurd bill.

mykerg:
Mine was at silverbirds Rythm 93.7..Everthing went on well till I was asked for my number and as I started with zero,I saw a certain change on my interviewers face and I knew that was it .I blew it..I was told I would be called back but never heared from them till date..

I wonder why the look changed. Perhaps, he/she needs to go back to school. Zero connotes number, while 'Oh' connotes alphabet. Was probably feeling superior to you, like he is a better educated person. You should have questioned the expression, and corrected his warped English.

lastpage:
I have never heard of a handing over of Govt, in a DINNER!
It is an official and solemn ceremony for God's sake!

[size=18pt]On the other hand, If he is bent on ABDICATING his post by 28 (l said "ABDICATING",......... in which case, he should be stripped of all RIGHTS and BENEFITS accorded to ALL previous Presidents), then the SWEARING-IN of Gen. Buhari should be MOVED FORWARD to 28th as well.


Cunny Man die, Cunny Man bury am[/size].

Whatever is his "motive" for this type of behaviour, it is Dead-On-Arrival!


Lastpage!


As for those silly Mods, get a life!

You are so on point, I could hug you (whether you are same sex or not).

Pachesky:
with all due respect sir, from your post I think you are the one with the "empty head"
A plan with the military to take over power 24hrs after handing over to a man he called to congratulate without hesitation thus averting untold and needless post election violence that was glaringly obvious at the time and further receiving accolades for his noble gesture both at home and from the international community, wouldn't be so stupid to go ahead with your "Fears" thereby achieving the very same chaos he desperately tried to avert.
don't you think.....

You try to sound smart, but fall short of it. He congratulates to keep the wheel spinning till he is ready to go. Now, if he creates the vacum, and the military takes over, Buhari cannot be sworn in, thus, there is no one to ensure he pays for sins committed while in office. When it comes to him, himself and he, President Jonathan can hardly be called slow.

I'm not an Igbo person, but I resent the manner the OP reported the story. It gives the indication that the main objective of the story, is the tribe of the perpetrator. We should stop UNNECESSARILY fuelling ethnic war. This is a crime not synonymous with the Igbos. Yes, I do understand they have a way of crawling under ones skin, we don't have to make conscious effort to look for their shortcomings. We all do have our ethnic shortcomings.

I am very disappointed at JK. He came out in 2007 to contest and lost. Yet, he didn't think he should make himself visible by doing things around Lagos. He sat down there, waiting for another opportunity to contest and probably have the seat handed to him. He lacks the experience of public service, and doesn't seem interested in the know how. I expected a lot more from him than this lackadaisical attitude. He should have made himself relevant in those eight years with public duties and not just chairing of occasions. I really LIKED him.

God Bless Nigeria.

Let's not be in a hurry to condemn the seeminly false prophecies. Wait till there is actually a hand-over.

God bless Nigeria.

david22uu:
I BELIEVE SERIOUSLY THAT THE COPPER IS SERIOUSLY AT FAULT... IMCA PRINCIPAL AND I'VE VOWED NEVER TO ACCEPT ANY COPPER IN MY SCHOOL, THEY ALWAYS BEHAVE LIKE IF THEY HAVE GOT IT ALL, TRYING TO RUN THE SCHOOL NEVER FORGETTING THEY ARE KIDS THAT JUST GRADUATED AND NEED A LOT TO LEARN. THE LAST COPPER I HAD ALMOST SLAPPED ME AND SINCE THEN I BELIEVED COPPERS ARE JUST ALWAYS SUFFERING FROM INFERIORITY COMPLEXITY....

I'm surprised you are a principal (if that's what you tried stating -IMCA). By the way, it is not copper (chemical element/metal) as you have in your post, neither is it corper as most people say and write, but Corp member. These Corp members are most likely younger than you are; you should be able to talk to them in a way that makes them respect you. You seem to me, to be the one with the inferiority complex- as if you didn't serve and grudge them for that. Present yourself in a respectable way with all the confidence in the world, and no Corp member can TRY to put you down. NOTE: apologises if these comments are offensive, truly not my intention.

God bless Nigeria.

GodMode:
tchaik


Why can't you hide the corpers' name

My exact thought.

So they didn't vote despite campaigning for their preferred political party(ies).

Whose business is it if he (IBB) fumes? Took the country on a date with corruption, destroying education, leaving us in debts, distabilized the economy, made nonsense of the people's choice (Hope '93), then smiled and called himself the evil genius to our face. He dares to complain that he is being negatively represented. Ha! He should fume, over-heat and knock.

Good point, but those that are killing themselves for the politicians, don't have the medium to read this, and if they do, they can't read, and if they can read, they can't comprehend. They haven't been empowered to think outside alcohol and weed.

God bless Nigeria

In short, SSS is stylishly saying, don't hang around the polling booths unnecessarily. Vote and run, so you won't be blown off. One message, different messengers.

Those that can afford to stay and monitor, don't let this message discourage you.

God bless Nigeria.

Arrant nonsense. Feeling she has expert eyes. She is not God. Hope she has removed the broomstick from her eyes before delving for another person's log? Has she inspected her son to determine he is 'complete'? (no pun intended). I'm guessing that with her eyes, she can determine the fertility of the girl and sperm count of the boy. These are the kind of women that destroy people's lives because they base their opinions on superstitions.

domopps:
And in case you are not my immediate Bro was part of last year's Immigration work scam! And if not for God he would have gone 6ft beneath the ground! May God give the families of dead the fortitude to bear their losses ! And yet GEJ didn't even suspend or jail Minister of works and till now they are yet to refund the masses sweat in immigration bank account!

You are there asking me who will I vote for! Or is it when corpers started paying Fed Gvt for serving their Father's land b4 u would need change?Do u still need another definition of Failure,Clueless,Wickedness than this! See if Buhari likes let him defects to PDP I would still vote for APC


Cheeers

The masses of the immigration scam were refunded quite alright. The money of those that didn't die, were paid out to the family of those that did (the government is really patting itself on the back for a well thought out shamelessness). Then people would applaud the present government and say they are compassionate and have tried. Do you know where those that got 'the victim job' were posted? I don't, but won't be surprised if it is gate duty with a lot of unfriendly clauses in their 'presidential' appointment letter.
2) Has the government removed the N4000 fee on call up letters? If not, corp members then, have started to pay their government for a service they (corp members) are forced to carry out. God bless Nigeria.

What an insult. What is that amount meant for? The lawyers' fees or time wasted in court? If the NCC had not put a stop to the platform, wouldn't the APC have gotten contributions going into billions? Times they (NCC) are to perform their duties of sanctioning erring networks for TERRIBLE services and un correlated charges, they become selectively blind, dumb and deaf.

tomakint:
What a pity on you this same Asari was the man who brought Nigeria's economy to her knees when barrels of oil production plummeted to 700,000 bpd from 2.2 millions bpd under Obasanjo. Now you know him........

He could do that because the leaders where UNWISELY solely relying on oil. Now, oil is unreliable and fortunately is just one of the numerous minerals in Nigeria.

ElekeNtioba:
if u understand what i really meant den u wouldnt be comparing niger delta activists to boko haram.

Unfortunately, they can no longer be termed activists, but militants (terrorists) same as Bh boys.

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1. This election is a choice between  Moving Forward and going backward 

2. This election is a choice between a 73 year old man that cannot remember the name of his running mate, his party or INEC and a 53 year old man that has midwived the transformation of critical Infrastructure in our Country


3. This election is a clear choice between going Analogue and proceeding with digitalisation

4. This election is a choice between a Man who built the first speed rail in sub-Saharan Africa and another who cancelled it's first Metro project


5. This election is a contest between a man who set up 12 brand New universities and a man who did not set up any as head of state


6.This election is about a man who gave young people YOUWIN and Almajiri schools and another who celebrates them as weapons of electoral Terrorism 


7. This Election is about a man who is on the verge of wiping out Polio and a man who does not believe in immunisation 


8. This Election is a race between a Generation that superintended over the Decay of our Nation and a generation that must salvage it,



9.This election a clear fight between a confused cattle herder with a stagnant No of 150 cows after 12 years and a Man whose agricultural policies and programmes have cut our food import by 40% 

10.This is election is between a Professor of Buharinomics who wants to stabilise the price of crude in the international Market / make =N= equivalent to $ 1 and a Man under whose watch Nigeria became the biggest economy in Africa 



         This Election is a clear choice between Good and Evil 


       This election is about you 

               Use your PVC wisely 


God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria 


Seriously, you actually believe all these? Don't throw your future away.

I can't believe it's twelve years already. She was the coolest lecturer in Babcock; she had class and a very good heart. The only lecturer that ever gave me full marks for my hard work.

bigv:
That's just one out of their tricks. Always patronise licensed gas stations.

Hello! Mobil is licenced. Another trick is you request NGN5000 and they initially sell NGN1500 and return the nozzle. You insist on N5000, they then tell you they will sell the balance of N3500. If you are not paying attention,they do not wipe off the initial N1500 and continue to N3500. You see that and assume they sold from 0-3500. In total, you have been sold N3500 fuel and pay N5000. What I do is pay that initial amount of N1500 and buy the rest with another petrol station.

floragregs:
That's how to identify ogbanje in my place! They should use palm frond to flog manners into her.

lol. For asll you know, it may be a way to divert the congregation of these pastors. TB Joshua was thrown in the list as jara. Whoever thought he is a man of God. Needless to say, all of us pastors or not, should really examine ourselves, and do serious soul searching. It is well.