slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to learn



Me and slimness are 5 and 6

I dey eat steadily but the thing nor dey show for my body

How e wan show for your body, when u dey smoke weed like person wey dey drink water

77up:
When he created that account then with his damn nigga slang , you will think he's one reasonable human being but then again,I was wrong, he remain one of the most Senseless on nairaland currently, na one copy and paste form of text he's been using for like 3weeks now, I pity those that owns him.

And he do call himself keyboard warrior, I'm thinking if this is how he do follow those that he scam chat or maybe is the Igbo (cannabis) that he do take that's turning his head, abi he just dey lie online for us he's a yahoo guy? 😂

Goke7:


do you understand what transshipment is? That ship's final destination is not Nigeria, Lagos was just an intermediate destination, and the ship's final destination may be South Africa or another African country.

So how is Lagos losing revenue?

Don't mind them, as far they hear anything about Yoruba land they will start wailing, most of them are so dumb

haybhi1:
I can't wait to see its positive contributions to us. But please all these tribal antics have to stop between us, Yoruba, and Igbo.

This country can't fly this way. I take God beg us. Life no suppose hard laidis...
Ejo
Daalu
Sanu
Please
Truth be told, no healthy human on earth can be dumb as this guy. He epitomizes stupidity.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na air full his brain 😂😂😂

finegirl233:
Things de happen. I use to think i have seen it all only hear another new low. I cast out this type of nonsense from my future husband.
Op, see a doctor

This is not matter of seeing a doctor
He need deliverance, try to walk into any mfm branch next you

Candidlady:


Use that extra 5thou' to gamble sure odds like your comrades samueltemi337 and miracrood2

If icome as a man in next life I'd kill myself


God forbid this gender

Really 😂
Some ppl dey GBA!!

This woman never get healed from her mental illness smh

3exe3:
lol everyone wants to trend

I dey tell you.
Wetin dey pain me pass be say d way social media dey carry matter as if na tru

Freshtruth:
rest u think am a kid?

If you say so

Freshtruth:
wizkid has been on phonetics right on time go and watch his beef with davido back in 2012 when he was granted interview I stand to be corrected

The guy is saying the truth.
Jada p and wizkid don dey no be today

Samantha124:
😒😒😒

I would have answered you but I have to avoid violence of mechanicmike. 😌😌

Magnoliaa:
This Island vs. Mainland Lagos war dey always be like Ghana vs. Naija own.



We that stay in the outskirts of Lagos, where do we fall in the line up like this?

Interland 😂

pocohantas:


Use who clean shoe? Hehehehe. Me, Poco play gender card on your Sangotedo rebuttals?

Hehehe. I am waiting for you sha. Go on your generator and come back. If e no gree on, leave am. Just come back and use me to clean your waterlogged shoes. I am waiting. Light dey for here.

Is it on this matter or another??
Well I dey follow up sha, I want to know who go finally fall off 😂

pocohantas:


I never spoke for you. I am sure I didn't tag you in that comment.

I also never expected your first reply, so I would be pleased now that I wouldn't have to deal with another reply from you.

Typical Tier4 Island aggresiveness.

😂🤣😂😂
If you're having bad day just come to nairaland
You will see some hilarious comments and reply 😂 that will make you laugh ur sorrow away

amadil14:
Good day all,
I met my wife 4years ago, before we got married she told me that she has a boyfriend and she do call him pet name as ( MAJESTY) and I do see it wen ever he calls her not until our relationship became strong and we eventually got married.
However, before we got married my wife changed her sim card entirely and even till today I have never witness any strange number call her and we have been happily marriage.

Not until last week, my wife older sister gave birth to a baby girl and we both went to visit her and the baby with gifts. Infact my wife took along with her so many things in our house including baby baff my mum bought for her wen she put to birth.

My worry now is that, my wife sister named her daughter after my wife ex boyfriend and that has been disturbing me because the name still rings in my memory and I'm yet to know why among so many names on earth why I'll she chose (MAJESTY) as a name for her new born?

Note: this my wife sister is not yet married, she just got pregnant for a married man even as I write, the married is claimed to have traveled to London.

Please ur kind advice is highly needed.

Thank.

So?
Na your pikin?
Why you just dey disturb yourself unnecessarily untop another person pikin name

Zonefree:

Where exactly did you go that 2 days?

Don't loud am comrade, oti ye wa 😂

seunmohmoh:
People still dey wear beret? E don tay wey i see sha.

The lady in pink looks like james brown! Pink, orange everywhere colorful.

The photographer doing is work with passion!! So many things going on in the video. I no kukuma watch am.

You sound like an introvert

paranorman:
My own advice for una be say: stop sleeping with married people, na evil thing..

What about sleeping with single people before marriage nko?

Segzy19:
Helping you to spend your money reasonably.
Not adding to your financial burden
Raising the kids well and maintaining the home well
Supporting you incase you have a business venture.
She can help run your business if she has the knowledge
If she is intelligent and brainy, she can help you with good and profitable ideas... Not like the dull ones that only has their beauty, breast and bumbum....

Not like the dull one or air full brain like jennyclan
I hope she's not like jenny??

Beverlyjean:


Taking care of the home , being submissive and respectful.... being orderly , being a virgin or very very very low body count of 1 or at most 2 , supporting your husband , listening to ur husband, is what is expected for a woman to bring to the table ... men never expected women to fund the marriage... and what I listed is what most women including u can't offer ... so u will always complain

She can't even offer 1% of these talkless half of it, someone that used to saw her father beating her mother for her strong head when she was a child 🤣
It's in her gene, I just pity the man she will end up with

specialmati:
are you sure you are aright while always miss interpreting the bible to fit in your selfish explanation

Don't mind her
I heard she was raised by single mother, that's what caused her predicaments

Xcelinteriors:
But a reasonable woman is suppose to help her husband in some aspect

Jennyclan wont know that

Brighton1:
I think say u be feminist, wetin happen to gender equality? To flog entitlement mentality out of ur body jst dey hungry me… 97% kee u der

She's a lost child 🤣

Jennyclay:
Even the Bible says any man that can’t provide and take good care of his girlfriend/wife and children is worse than an infidel. Atleast men are to provide 97% for his girlfriend/wife.

A woman takes care of the home and you still expect her to bring something to the table. Haba!! Na wa!!

If you as a man wants your woman to bring something to the table, then be ready to switch sides by taking care of the home while the woman goes out to provide for your lazy and broke self.

Which of your Bible version??
Jenny jenny 😂

OndoRaph:
Chop knockle bro.

👊

OndoRaph:
She is an attention seeker who got raped by her father at quite an astoning tender age.

I think likewise jennyclay

Jennyclay:
Indeed men are white stainers, look at how banky W stained Adesua’s white despite having the perfect wedding. Shame!!!

But on a serious note, Nigerian men are wicked, evil and heartless. Honestly, I have nothing good to write about Nigerian men.

Nigerian men are randy, stingy, rape apologist, women beater, murderer etc. I can’t even list them all, the list is long

Just avoid them! Shikena!!

Wait if you can be saying Nigerian men are wicked, evil and heartless, so what about your dad ?
Is he also wicked, evil, heartless, murderer ? 🤦

Candidlady:
People with different problems Sha


Yours is how to WOO a lady

What's your own problem?😉

Anny69:
I do. 😃

Same here either
Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it 😉

Anny69:
😂😂

You laugh alot for real 😆

ahnie:

I know how to mute wavering mouthed mofo's.

It's nice having the YSSG's n rainbow boys around,they make nairaland colourful like south African carnival

Have never encountered them before except of recent a guy called himself mechanicmike, someone living in mould house for ajegunle claiming to be driving a 2020 Range rover, metalick black, limited edition, own 3 bed room flat in the rich London neborhoood of Pekam,South East London, i have pounds sterlin & then yhave a half cast babe 😂. That's so childish of him

ahnie:

They're YSSG an acronym for **yellow socks n slippers gangs**

They are vagabonds that makes nairaland interesting.
They're from dysfunctional homes,so they try to project people into the slum and shackles they're embedded in.

If they bully you and you refused succumbing,they hang on the person collars their mum's n sisters are tagged on.

You're yet to meet the rainbow gangs....those ones wear dirty dreadlocks upandan and usually drags their knickers along with earpiece hanging on their ear lobes

They re the lows on nairaland.

Interesting 😂
I love this woman
Nobody has monopoly of vawulence 🤣