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porrigeyam:
Chai dy even get poultry ward join




cech stayed at Chelsea for 11 years, he was
sold to arsenal for a fee of 11m, Chelsea currently
have 11 point, the difference between arsenal
and Chelsea is 11 point, everything about Chelsea
is 11, I just hope morinho will not b sacked in this
11th month.

arsenal gat 25points, chelsea has 11points. The difference is 14points.
I stand to be corrected.

moderation2020:
your mama left yansh, your days ars numbered fool

please can someone help interpret this. .
I school in france and not expose to jargons.

the funniest thing they r all IGBOS! chai..........

Firstinline:
But why all these divisions among the Akwa-Ibom people ?

I think it is very unnecessary, it does not help you guys to achieve anything.

The truth is that i as an outsider actually see you as one. Infact i see Akwa-Ibom and Cross-river people as the same.

When i was younger i thought you were all "Calabar".

politICS man!
politics can make two brothers go to war.

fratermathy:
What proof do you have that they stole? Meanwhile, did Buhari ask anyone to steal for him? Some of you guys calling Buhari and his allies names should realise that even if Buhari steals 20billion dollars today, he's still a BETTER man than his predecessors. People like you who were taciturn in earlier political dispensations have suddenly become critical of this one. Why so? As if Buhari hasn't been up and doing. Do you know what he goes through daily? You just speak as if you are under stupor.

As for any corruption charges on Buhari's supporters, no law court has proven anything. Kangaroo judicial inquests do not even count.

HAaaa!
haaaaA!!!
Iyammi, na person type this thing?
adonbilivit!

nigerianvenom:
Nice write up by the op.
I love this. Though an oron man, annang and eket man will never agree to d fact that they are also ibibio.
If in doubt, ask IbokUtoroh.
D church mentioned above-QUA IBOE CHURCH is my church.
Popular ibibio guys include :
Okon lagos, ini edo, frank edoho, Vincent Enyeama, rose barkley of everton, tha suspect, don tom, presh of kc presh, etim esin, etc

na true o, we r now divided along ethnic line.
akwaibom is now divided into ibibios, annangs and the oros.
godswill akpabio reps annang, attah reps ibibio funny enuf udom also reps ibibio of southern eket.
the ibenos and eastern obolos are ijaw thhough dont know whether their ijaw language is the same as the ijaw of bayelsa, rivers and delta.
all the same am ibibio of annang origin so im a complete akwaibom man!
mum is annang and dad is ibibio though from d same senatorial district.
akwaibom isongo!
annang emaka ibono ooooooo!
ojeh ojeh ojeh bap.........

sulmeza:
he witnessed something dat is grossly inappropriate and he's tryin to bring public attention to it,yet u still trying to castigate him??...u're morally ill bro,u nid help....ur type'll be d worst in any community....

he didnt witness anything, if he did he would hv been bold enuf to mention the name of the politician.
what if this a fictitious story just to score cheap likes.
mention names and stop mourning.

SLIDEwaxie:
just close ur eyes and imagine this was Jonathan's era:

NCC: like I was saying Mr. President, what Mtn did poses danger to our national security. preregistered sim can be used by kidnappers, fraudsters and...

MTN: Mr. President, talk to NCC na!

NCC: (Stands up angrily and points to MTN) don't think u can escape this! the president is on our side and...

JONA: (clears throat)..I am on the side of everybody, okay?

NCC: (surprised) including boko haram?

JONA: Including Asari and Tompolo sef. oh..yes! because I am the president of everybody so let us talk this thing amicably.

NCC: But...

JONA: but nothing. okay? First of all...

MTN: (interjects) go down low

NCC: what?

JONA: MTN, mind yourself. Now, first of all, I want you to hand me the case file of this..

NCC: but Sir...

MTN: (snatches file and gives to JONA).

NCC: What insolent!!!

JONA: listen, NCC, u don dey vex me sef. shey, na u be president abi na me? so, if MTN no snatch the thing commit for ur hand u go refuse abi?
okayyyy...(frowns) now I understand. You dnt even respect me anymore. I...

NCC: I am very...

MTN: shut up my friend! the president is talking!

JONA: go! I will call u later. go now!!!

NNC LEFT ANGRILLY.

JONA: (turns to MTN): So?

MTN: we will transfer it tomorrow morning Sir (smiling). Just as we agreed on.

JONA: I trust u. I trust u. And em...the subscribers that NCC dey shout abt now, na how many?

MTN: don't mind NCC, na just 5million o.

JONA: Jesus!!! Just 5million out of 180million Nigerians na ihn dem wan make u pay that amount?

MTN: ohoo...u sef see...

JONA: Dey go abeg. Just make sure say na alert wake me tomorrow or else..

MTN: no worry Sir. u knw us na..

JONA: I knw everybody. Oya, dey go.

MTN walks out. JONA pick ihn phone call diezani..

JONA: hello ma...hello...(shakes phone) this network sef...hello ma..oh..yea ma, it's me.....thank u...(smiles). Em...I just wan ask why I no see alert yesterday? shebi una don pay subsidy to marketers....

could this be funny?
answer and win 150000000zimbabwean dollars.

Hotsparkles:
Cheap lies. Dem don baf @op?

cheap lies abi?
it also means him being the govr of akwaibom state between 99 and 2007 is aalso lies.

OrlandoOwoh:
Tell me who chooses the tribe he is born in? What is wrong in being a Fulani?

fulani starts wif F
failure starts wif F
fool starts wif F
F9 starts wif F
and Buhari is Fulani.

LieDetector:
[size=14pt] paparazzi Ex-presido.

now expect one foolish and jobless youth to create a thread with heading, "Ex-president's return from commonwealth assignment, a step in the right direction" [/size]

I'll say tonye but if you put barca and another man put nista, na una talkam o

this news pains am eh.....
chai.

I bet u if this happened in pdp state, this thread would hv reach 7pages. ref.....flood in bayelsa state. fashola worked, and now he is being tabled as minister for works.

dis rochas own don become too much o. imolites dey suffer, u dey airport dey wait for president as if u be him pa. dis shit cant happen in the US...

preshiden of naijeria.....

can u imagine opening a thread cooked by the lying liars, and they flood the thread thereby taking the job of wailing wailers?
Jihofa.....
They don take space wey wailers for utilise.
In the spirit of one nigerianism and betterisation of awa kwantree, well done o.....

icedfire:
so what will PDP gain from all of these? remember Ike Ekweremadu is the DSP, and as soon as saraki is impeached, he becomes the SP. PDP have more to gain from saraki travails.

now we know saraki wont be impeach again.
so all those clamouring and thinking he will be impeach, look for better things to indulge and think about.

acidtalk:
When i see young folks of today analyze politics and argue blindly i just can't help but smile to myself.

Now for every single one of you getting excited that the PDP senators walked out of the upper chambers because Ameachi was confirmed, you all should know that these all thing from day one was all stage played.

The reason why they (PDP Senators) made it appear they were against Ameachi's confirmation was to give room for APC's leaders to come to the table and negotiate with Bukola Saraki on the issue which will equally lead to a negotiation/deliberation on how also Bukola Saraki will have a soft landing with the Code of Conduct Tribunal.

the E[b]NTIRE PDP SENATORS ARE 100% BEHIND BUKOLA SARAKI AND VICE VERSA [/b]. Ameachi's issue is the least of the issue to break that bond. Now answer the following questions:


* Why was Ameachi's confirmation dragged till the very last day?
These politicians know the average Nigerian wants a trending news and as such we keep getting excited/dissapointed when things are going in favour or against his party/supporter's way. The issue of Ameachi's confirmation or outright rejection could easily have been decided from day one but they 9Senators and politicians) wanted to give Nigerian's a short 3 weeks season film to keep talking about.

It was more than 90% certain that Wike would loose the tribunal and so they kept on postponing Ameachi's clearance till after the tribunal to make the whole ministerial clearance more unpredictable.

* Why Didn't the PDP Senators ask Ameachi any question?
I am more than 98% certain that the muteness of the senators from PDP at the screening of Ameachi was in agreement with Bukola Saraki. They know a single question from the opposition would probably had generated some level of controversy and as such they needed to play everything safe so that it will be extremely obvious to President Buhari, Apc chieftains and Nigerians that even though the opposition "are" not in support of Ameachi but yet they didn't still drill him. This obviously would pass a clear message to the presidency that Bukola Saraki can tame the opposition even in time of critical issues that affects the presidents interest as therefore, Bukola nees a soft landing at the tribunal and his seat as senate president should remain intact.


* Could the PDP Senators have stopped Ameachi if they wanted to?
the answer is YES! If the PDP senators really wanted to prevent Ameachi from becoming a minister from the very first day his name was sent to the senate they could have succeeded him tossing him out. They could either have used the judiciary by filling suits upon suits and calling on civil groups as well as sponsoring protest at the National Assembly complex. But these men and women of the opposition did none of that and even when the initial agreement was that at least 2 senators from each nominees state must approve of the supposed nominee, this was dropped just to make room for easy passage of the "Presidents boys" 9Fayemi, Fashola and Ameachi).. Majority of you will waive what i am about to say aside but let me let you know something today, Even though we are in a democratic dispensation, ALL THESE POLITICIANS AND BUSINESS MEN DO NOT WANT TO FIND THEIR NAME IN THE BAD BOOK OF THE PRESIDENT.. 99.9% of them have corruption as their middle name with solid evidence and they all know Buhari is desperately looking for a scape goat at these moment. He is so damn tire waiting to the oil and gas and past administration corruption panel enquiries to be out before showing his true ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CORRUPTION. Akpabio, Saraki, T.A Orji, Kashamu, Oduah Stella, Knwankwaso, David Mark, Ekweremadu, Atiku, Obasanjo, Tinubu and others ALL have theircorruption files on the president's desk and NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO HAVE THEIR FILE OPENED..
A vote count would have been done today against those for and against the confirmation of Ameachi if there was so much interest in not wanting him to be confirmed as a minister but that didn't happen.


* Who gained in these whole drama?
Every single person was a WINNER except the Nigerian masses. From the President, APC, Bukola Saraki and the entire APC and PDP Senators, they all won because this has been the game plan from the onset.


Nigerian youths should learn to stop taking these politicians serious because they are all oadi padi demdem. Remove Buhari from their midst and you will discover they are all the same siblings who are temporary tenants in different political parties.







PLEASE PARDON MY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS. I TYPED FROM MY SMART PHONE WHICH I SO MUCH HATE AND CAN DO LITTLE OR NO EDITING FROM IT.

bòbo u be sound political analyst.
when I heard what played out yesterday, at first I was angry, but later my inner spirit told could dis be a script these guys r playing on us?
just like u mentioned, saraki has gotten soft landing from boh the opposing apc senators against his seat and also he will definately be cleared by cct or via court of appeal which is going to sit today.
pdp used amaechi and settle so many of their issues on ground at the expense of infants apc senators.

ikbnice:
givin room for fresh legs.

fresh legs ke, why not allow fresh face run the affairs of this country?

dearpreye:
It's actually a depressing story. This was the same question I angrily asked when I moved around Aba and it's environs.

The entire city is one Kilimanjaro of filth. It looks very much like a city that has been abandoned for centuries.

The more shocking thing was that the folks don't see anything amiss; they just don't give a damn.

dont u knw dirt is wealth?
They are amassing and accumulating the wealth for future generations.

nigerianvenom:
Phockphockman, TonyeBarcanista, ibokUtoroh, chino

i dey maitama oooo

OrlandoOwoh:
I've always known you, always replying withouth reasoning. Obasanjo, a southerner, appointed Abel Guobadia and Maurice Iwu, two southerners, as chairmen of INEC at different times.

abel guobadia na Yoruba abi?
And maurice iwu is a south wasterner too....

OrlandoOwoh:
When Ephraim Akpata, Abel Guobadia and Maurice Iwu, all southerners became INEC chairmen, succeeding one another in that order; did you see any wrong in it? Why should it be wrong for Jega, a northerner, to be succeeded by another northerner?

where southerners president when those u listed were inec chair?
Why una no dey reason well?
Wetin do southwasterner?
Sha who knows weada they will even conduct another election in ni-ge-ri-a cos am seeing breakup.....

Guyman02:
Obasanjo a Yoruba man appointed Maurice Iwu an Igbo from South as INEC Chairman.
Jonathan an Ijaw appointed Jega a Fulani man from North as INEC Chairman
IBB a Hausa appointed Humphrey Nwosu an Igbo from the South as NEC Chairman
Shehu Shagari a Fulani appointed Victor Ovie-Whiskey an Edo from South as NEC Chairman
Abacha a Kanuri appointed Sumner Dagogo-Jack an Ijaw from South South as INEC Chairman

Buhari a Fulani man appointed another Fulani man as INEC Chairman

Somebody will soon call me a wailer for my opinion.

bobo u r a wailer o, but guess what?










U r wailing right and am prouda u.

adonbilivdis..... Exkoos me, biko dekdek is it truth?

all these spacebookers sef.... Abeg leave papa clark to wrath in foolishness.
All these elderstatemen wey pdp get sef, na God go destroy dem in a wiked way.

all these spacebookers sef....

dont know why developers are still crazy abt this state. cant they see the state needs urgent de-congestion?

nigerianvenom:
I will be the last person to support biafra as a south southerner.
Nobody in south south is angry about ndigbo seceding but adding south south to the biafra tale is worrisome to me and my likes.
IbokUtoroh

hmmmmmm......
but I think we shud encourage them to break out.
there is power when the multitude speaks.

so less priviledge no get allocation?

nigerianvenom:
The Executive Chairman, Akwa Ibom Investment Corporation, Dr Elijah Akpan has told a delegation of Chinese investors that “The Akwa Ibom State Government will provide land with Certificate of Occupancy to any investor willing to do business in the state”.

Dr Elijah Akpan disclosed that the state had packaged incentives for intending investors ranging from tax holiday to the development of bankable business plan.

“The state government is passionate about making the private sector work. We need to build the middle class economy.
“We want to make sure that we are independent of oil. Industrialization is the only means to move us away from peasantry,” Akpan said.

He told the Chinese investors that investment opportunities abound in the state in the area of oil and gas, agro-allied industries, tourism, fruits and seafood production and packaging.

“The state governor, Mr Udom Emmanuel, is passionate about wealth creation through industrialization and infrastructural development.

“We are ready to partner with the Chinese Government and investors to bring industrialization to the state,” the executive chairman said.

The leader of the nine-man Chinese delegation, Mr Wang Chen, said they were in Akwa Ibom to explore investment opportunities.

Chen, who is the Director of Small and Medium Enterprises Administration, Qingzhou city, China, said that they intended to set up factories in the state and not just bringing in finished products.

He said their areas of interest includes aluminium and glass manufacturing, oil palm production and processing, pharmaceutical, boat building and marine services, dredging and sand mining, water treatment and packaging, electronics, mechanical equipment, tractor and power plant manufacturing

The Chinese delegation appealed for cooperation from the state government and business community.

Maxwell Ashiuloka – Abuja
www.thebreakingtimes.com/akwa-ibom-government-partners-with-chinese-to-develop-state/

Lalasticlaca, ibokUtoroh, Tomakint, TonyeBarcanista

udom is right
umana is left.