₦airaland Forum

chronique:
No. It's too early in the day to start lying like this and if you continue like this, you would grow up to be like Lai Mohammed. Nobody finds clumsiness, stubbornness, stretch marks and Co, attractive. The only thing I would take on your list, is no make up. I've actually lost interest in girls cos the pictures of them I saw initially was dope(make up things) and after seeing them without makeup, got turned off like a switch. So please, go do your research properly cos what you have here is an epic fail.

there are different things that make men tick. I once heard a guy say he is only attracted to older women. I for one love bespectacled ladies.

Mophasa:
Please guys I need your advice and suggestions please.
There is this girl I have been dating for over a year now, I love her so much and intend to marry her soon. I think she loves me too.


Now after we talked last night and she agreed to come on Thursday, she called me early this morning around 6am only to tell me there was a problem, when I asked her what it was, she told me despite the fact she loves me so much and wants to be with me, she's breaking up with me because she doesn't want to be having sex anymore, that she's not okay with her spiritual life.


Please guys I don't want to lose her, what do I do.


From a heartbroken Nairalander

if you really want to know if she just wants to break up with you or she has seen the light,
Travel to Cross Rivers, take a ring and propose to her. promise to take an oath of celibacy with her. Her response will let you know whether she has a new boo or she is born-again

HARDDON:


I ? I chelshyt fan?

Dude r u hY?


So in ur warped mind, united played to half dier ability?
Did u even watch d match?

Manchester United could not have played better than they did today, owing to the fact that they have had intensive fixtures for the past three weeks or so, both on weekdays and weekends.
Granted, they did not play to their full potential, but in the circumstances, they really tried by overcoming fatigue to pull a win.

Adminisher:
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Up Man U.
Not great football though. Rojo should be sold fast, Baily is overrated, they should try him over two more matches, if no progress sell him too. Carrick should be replaced. Herrera and Smalling should remain in probation list.

bros Haba.
just because Rojo lost form for two matches, they should sell him?
make them kuku sell Mourinho join na. sell Bailly too? who would now be left in the defence? Senseless Smelling and slow/weak ass blind?

the head of Zlatan brings forth wisdom

even though I am a man u fan, I strongly commend the fighting spirit of the Saints.
they really impressed me

dotcomnamename:
Aw, ipod, i no dey argue with una.

I am actually a Yoruba guy. it's funny how bigotry and tribalism has blocked your sense of reasoning.
Not everything should have to do with religion or tribe, can't you make a simple sentence without inserting hate? Just enjoy the match or buzz off

dotcomnamename:
Man United with an undeserved lead after the opposition have a wrongly disallowed goal. Water is wet. Corruption in English football is still well and truly kicking. You see why i hate Manchester United? Everything about them is CHEAT! Smh. It's astonishing how refs biased/incompetent refs can decide the outcome of a game. A goal there for Saints and it's a different match. Even the commentators, Garry Lineker confirmed it was a goal for Southampton. The level of officiating in England is appalling, poor decisions are completely influencing the title race, relegation battle & cup ties. What was promising to be an entertaining game has been ruined by one wrong call by the referees.

Man United = Daylight robbery.

Can't wait to see the Man United fans who told us the FA Cup is irrelevant a few years ago celebrate the League Cup today

So just because ONE wrong decision finally favoured Manchester United, the entirelty of English football is corrupt? Referees are not gods or computes, they do make mistakes. Where were you when referees were calling at least two decisive wrong decisions against Manchester United per match because of the obvious hate for Jose Mourinho? Where glaring penalties were snubbed and good goals were dissallowed. If English referees are indeed corrupt, their corruption has been against Manchester United all season.
You can't tell me you didn't notice the obvious hate for Man U that has died down only in the last few matches because Mourinho has calmed his diarrhoea-mouth down. If you claim to have no knowledge of this, you are either being intellectually dishonest or you have no knowledge of English football

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/01/01/leemason-must-demoted-disallowing-manchester-united-striker/
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-utd-news-fixtures-ibrahimovic-12391431

Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
Comot Rojo ooo


the boy na basterd

comot weytin?

Prince202020:
Man U have connived with referee the rob this match

Really Bro?

menwongo:
Pls how can I download it with windows phone

go to windows store and search for youversion Bible.

dljbd1:
Tell them abeg...I'm so surprised it's not on that list at all.

Found it

dljbd1:
Well, I use youversion and get all these Bible versions and more. You also get access to many devotionals and Christian books.
At the moment I'm on a one year Bible reading package and I'm in my 360th day already.
It sure is fun having access to all these and utilising them.

Jah bless you brother. it is the best Bible app EVER. how did you change the theme to black tho?

youversion Bible is arguably the best Android Bible app. It gives daily Bible verses, hundreds of daily devotionals to choose from, All major languages (about a thousand versions and languages) in the world, including Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa.
you can bookmark and add notes to either specific Bible passages or topics, which are saved online in case your phone gets lost. it is the COMPLETE Bible app

Emodeee:
liar.

Mr. Man, he is telling the truth. At least I can testify about M5. That phone's battery is a beast

HarunaWest:
lol
you surely dislike the system... i was like you.... but i just realized that it's part of every average Nigerians nature, some of this security people tend to be overzealous.
Prof Musbau Akanji has failed FUTMINNA, why so much Chaos during his tenure. He was busy doing useless stuff while students were suffering silently. I knew this sort of day would come, but i thought it would be nipped in the bud. i guess i was wrong.
It seems 'FRUSTRATION HAS FINALLY LED TO TENSION'
I pray for FUTMINNA

and before one can say Jack Roboskeshi, every Tom, Dick and Harry that was employed by the University to wash toilet (not that it is a bad profession tho) would say "Bring Your ID card, I will make sure you are expelled/suspended"

MichaelSokoto:
aaaaah!
shey d gateman nah lecturer ni?

help me ask ooo

HarunaWest:
how can they expel a above level... they wan cause war be that

a senior lecturer was saying that there will be mass expulsions. they even vandalized some lecturers' cars sef.
any who, we are watching in 4D

HarunaWest:
. Are u sure there is still SUG, Man o War and school security in Futminna?
the studentd tend to be violent nowadays I don't know what's happening. very calm school of old don turn hotbed for riot

it is the man O' war and security that caused pent up anger to build in the students, they treat students like third class citizens in their own country. imagine a common gate man telling a student that he will make sure he carries over a particular course.
and don't get me started on the SUG. they are as useless as the 'p' in psychology. All they do is rip students off and buy cars off students' hard earned money. they are as spineless as earthworms

FUTMINNA has always been known for peace and zero cultist activities, even when the university Admin show little to no regard for the students.
I guess this is suppressed anger from students, but na dem go suffer am pass.
I hear they might expel all the students in the level that started the ruckus.

I have heard different variants of the story, though alpha reports have certain things in common:
The now dead student was playing football when he was; pushed and hit his head on the ground, fell down in pain while holding his chest, or collapsed while playing on the Boy's hostel football field.
he was rushed to the school Clinic which is just about a stone's throw from the playing field. The medical personnel then
I. Refused to treat him because he didn't have his ID card on him
ii. Wasted time while requesting for his ID card OR
III. Were sluggish in trying to save the poor boy,
and the boy died.
the students then got angry and went on a rampage, proceeding to burn down the Clinic buildings, the cafeteria and almost set the girls hostel (which is just adjacent to the clinic) ablaze.
Some unscrupulous elements then saw the mayhem as an opportunity to loot certain infrastructure, such as the shops within the school, a certain bank (whose name cannot be ascertained at this moment) and some even went as far as helping themselves to the loaves of bread in the School Bakery.
More details coming soon.
I was even in Chapel of Grace for Bible study when pandemonium broke out. I helped myself by exiting the School through the back gate (before person go carry bottle break my innocent head).
I no dey go school tomorrow sef

he was not assaulted because the money spended was well spended

as much as I hate blackberry phones, the specs are OK, unless the price is higher than 200k. the only let-down is the battery. 3400 is too damn low (as always) for the specs attached to the phone. fingerprint sensors, solid RAM and processors smoke battery power like no tomorrow.
anyways, I can NEVER buy a blackberry phone with my money. if dey dash me sef, I go sell am go buy Samsung or even certain China Phones (gionee for instance)

is it just me or are the booties arranged in ascending and descending order?

Airforce1:
Be law abiding
That way you won't have problem with the police

Some people might want to use this opportunity to ferment trouble..
So the police present s necessary.

I pray they will not be given the opportunity to drink the trouble they fermented.

why would 2Baba announce a protest and not write a formal letter to the police?
It makes it an illegal gathering, and the police are at liberty to waste lives on that day.
let him just write the damn letter to fulfill all righteousness to avoid #storiesthattouch

BrownCookie:
That is a story for another day & the poison thought crossed my mind more often than not but the gag is..... I needed him alive in order to dish my cold revenge.

so ee pain you reach that side? I don dey fear you ooo.
in other words death was too good a punishment for him. Issokay. Wehdonema

BrownCookie:
In your own case you wanted to surprise him.

In my own case which was last year, my supposed boyriend invited the s.lut to his house, went out with her as she dressed up in cheap red dress & slippers.

When they came back, they stayed out talking till 1am when I finally said something (cos I was too stunned to speak).

That was when he came into the house. He came to bed & faced the wall while she slept in the other room.

The following day, she washed her clothes, hung it outside & went out with him, later in the evening, he came back to the house, picked her clothes, went & lodged in a hotel with her.

All this evil he meted out to be because I had no accomodation @ that time & was staying with him.

NB:valentine was on a Sunday & on Tuesday after their frolicking, he came bearing gifts & apologizing.

I have forgiven him but I can't seem to forget it. I now dread valentine & oh, I dealt him a fatal blow when he least expected.

#worstvalentineever!

please tell us what you did to the animal. Pleeeaaassee
if I were the one who was treated that way, OMG na to poison am with slow poison ooo. watch him die a slow and painful death. (I not for do am ooo, I nor get liver).

why does the song "Terrible Love" keep popping in my brain it's I read this post?
This is sad. I have an observation though. it seems her dad did something to hurt the woman at some point in the marriage, probably infidelity or jazz related stuff.
Either that or he was in love, or she Jazzed him seriously.
Tragic, Traaaagic!!!

I don't know what goes on in their minds when they use life savings to 'invest' in ponzi schemes. MMM participants really need to Get Help.
Pun intended.

7Alexander:
Madam Dolapo, what kind of vague statement is this? You should have told us what constitutes 'reasonable ground'.

And to you Nigerians, believe this woman at your own peril, Nigerian policemen dobnot value lives, they will shoot you and absolutely nothing will happen.

Even of you want to show you know your rights, remember that your life is more important to your family than your rights

I recently read the Nigerian police Act, and the number of vague, ambiguous and open-ended statements is just baffling. I wonder if it was people that formulated it or goats. there are so many loopholes both lawyers and the police could use for and against you in the court of law. There are also some unguided provisions that allow for the "legal" harassment of the public