Rebuker:




Hurray! Nairaland is back o.

Woodshot:


Hippocampus

fkelly:
Oti pls come to Benin and dualise sapele Road, pls use julius berger to construct Ekenwan Road for us. Use just 2months and fix Okhokhugbo Road...

oliverwrites:
My daughters ( 3 of them ) have been through a lot this year. They are not used to daddy not being around ( Me and their mother are currently separated but I am hoping she would change and we would be back together ), so far the seem to be coping fine but I want to make this Christmas an awesome one for them and need gift ideas.

Please give me gift ideas.

I have a budget of 200k for each of them. This includes 100k each for their clothes and shoes for Christmas and New year.

And another 100k to buy them gifts they will like. They all have ulesson tablets so tablets are not options.

They are 7, 4 and 3.

Templee333:
If the man is truly 28ys, my opinion is that he is walking away from trouble at home. Let me speak no more, a word is enough for the wise.

whitejs:
What should I do to break out?

I can't give a speech in public.

I blank out at times when trying to express myself.

Also rapid heartbeat...

I feel more relaxed when alone.


We are alike.

Godsongang:


The truth is bitter, guilty mother ducker

Godsongang:


The truth is bitter, guilty mother ducker

wittywriter:


How did she conduct the headcount or survey? Crass clout chase is all I see.




Wittyness.

kestolove95:
Op you need cash to japa

Iyanuoluwa007:



But you're chubby.

Iyanuoluwa007:


Ooh. You're on the big side.

Iyanuoluwa007:


Is that sarcasm?

It's now a crime when a man confesses his wants?

Iyanuoluwa007:


I love my women slim lol.

Slimzzy00:
I met this babe last 2 months on tinder. We had a great connection and from there we started dating.

The energy she gives is 100% much more than I've ever gotten in my life. She texts first, calls first. This kinda made more attached and I fell in love with her. All these while it was online relationship.

We made a plan to meet up last week Saturday and then she stopped replying my text. I tried to reach out to her but it was all in vain. Then I deleted her number in frustration. That was the moment she now reached out to me that she had an electricity problem in her school that was the reason she's not been stable online.

Then she started throwing tantrums about me deleting her number. I was trying to explain to I deleted her number cos she was ignoring me in the first place before I knew it, she blocked me. I tried reaching out to on Instagram and I was blocked too. I'm so heartbroken right now. I'm a guy who has suffered when it comes to love and when I thought I found the right person I was wrong again.

N3TRAL:
Nigeria can pass for the biggest concentration of some of the stupidest people on earth.

They've moved from Guiness World Records trend in June

To Mohbad trend in September

Now it's missing sex organs trend in October.

Silly people.

nairalanda1:


No, you have the same issue in other parts of Nigeria...like this case from Arochukwu, and another one from Enugu, and even from other parts of the country.

It is all over. And it reflects limited resources to handle mentally ill people in Nigeria.

Infact the first time I heard they were chaining mentally ill people was in Ghana, which at the time only had 4 psychiatrists in the whole country.

Wallteck:
I have a very big phobia talking to crowd!! Today while I was presenting a project in front of the audience , I first started with a good introduction everybody dey feel my flows, suddenly I just stopped , all the thing in my head I forget it. Na only my heart Kon dey work, my soul left my body.

I was trembling in fear, my heart was beating more than normal, I end up fucking up the interview . they assisted me on the presentation, the thing really pain me, have always be running from talking to crowd, it finally catch up to me at old age!!!

Used me as a lesson, the problem you failed to address now will catch up with you later, No matter how run away from it.

My mood just spoil today.... it really pain me a lot!!! The funniest thing is that if I'm alone I will present it very well with British accent feeling like I'm on the top of the world😭😭😭😭

LikeAking:
Nigerians are animals…