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luluosas:
Honestly, I totally forgot that my 124k loan to pay back 149k was to due on September 11, I was calculating September 12th as the due date. So, around 10 am on September 12th, I was slammed with late payment interest and my repayment date was moved to October 11th, with an outstanding amount of 176k plus. I was totally embarrassed because it wasn't my intention not to pay but just that I miscalculated. So, I was very bitter against them.
However, I have settled the payment now about 5 days later. It was very painful to me.

luluosas:
Ease Moni and Migo loans are the cheapest in the market, though I don't like how Migo treated me the last time (September 12)

Bro , how did Migo treat you

Roommateshub:
Hello,

how are you doing today?

This thread was created to solve the difficulty of paying expensive cost of accommodation rent fees alone in major urban cities in Nigeria by allowing individuals request and connect with roommates/flatmates in major cities in Nigeria.

Never pay those ridiculous agent agreement, lawyer, and caution fees alone until you can afford it alone.

How the thread will work?

• Introduce yourself: name and what you do. i.e Student, Corp Member, Professional or Self-employed)
• Share your preferred location
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• Then submit request

Why the heck does no one talk about Abuja on this thread..... Why does it gotta be lag, lag , lag.... People in ABJ are suffering worst accomodation issues but fake life won't let them speak out. SMH.... The OP clearly stated major urban cities in Nigeria

AFvckingAlpha:
These niggas need to go learn from North Korea and Russia hackers how to move these kinda of money.

Not sophisticated I guess that’s why they couldn’t use SWIFT to move funds to off-shore accounts.

One day I’d be in heart of phishing attacks in the mean time I continue with my coding journey

I said what I said

What kind of programmer are ya? What language do you specialize in?

God1000:
Stop running away, let's build this country together.

I will turn down any offer to leave Nigeria at the moment

Abi eleyi ment ni?.... Turn down gini?... UK here we come

JoyousFurnitire:
You can have 'async' relationship

Or console.log the relationship

Would love to buy stuffs for beggers in my area this Ramadan.... Gtbank ilori Ibrahim 0009398064

franchasng:
Honestly I don't understand why Muslims, especially Yoruba Muslims are so excited that Russia invaded and bombing Ukraine without a humanly justifiable reason.


Dear reasonable Yorubas, you guys need to wake up oh, the Muslim fanatists amongst you are hell bent on turning Yoruba land to Syria.



Imagine them up there cursing Zelensky and blaming him for a war he didn't start.


Most of them don't even have full knowledge of the crises. How do you expect a President of another soverign nation to happily and willingly sign that part of his country (Creamea) you forcefully seized from him and annexed since 2014 to amen his nation's constitution to accept that that annexed region belongs to you Russia? As if that's not enough, you sponsored more regions (Doneskt and Luhansk) to breakaway and you also want Ukraine President to formally acknowledge those two regions as independent regions and that Ukraine will never lay claim on them ever again. A President like you, how is all these possible without negotiations and some agreements? Because of that you leveled several accusations against them and just invaded them killing both military and civilians and yet some foolish inhumane souls are cheering Putin on just cos of religion.


Russia never agreed boldly that if Ukraine do this they would attack. There was still negotiations going on since last year. Putin promised the world that he won't attack Ukraine that there was no reason to, that his military were only carry out routine drills.


NATO this and that, Ukraine haven't joined NATO and its not as if NATO would have accepted Ukraine that wanted to join with a huge military burden. And joining NATO doesn't even take months, it takes some countries years to fully comply with the requirements just like joining European Union.



And if Putin had a justifiable reason to invade Ukraine why is he telling Russians in Russia lies that he only went there to help Ukraine defeat Fascists and Neo Nazi militants? Why cant he be bold enough like every other country to show Russians the wonderful work Russian military is doing in Ukraine? Why is he blocking news channels and free media from showing live video streaming of the invasion of Ukraine to Russian citizens in Russia?


Yet inhumane, heartless Nigerians on this forum who are mostly Muslims are rejoicing over this and cursing, blaming and shutting Ukrainian President up, to what benefit?



This is really disturbing.


This injustice some of you are foolishly cheering, be careful, life is mysterious more than you ever think. Dont think you are in a safe haven, before you support inhumanity against fellow humans think twice, life is beyond what you think or see

For someone that cherishes a woman's buttocks than her intellect, you are a dumb f**kk my brother. Shut the hell up and get real facts

Mercychen:
Hm.. men!

Why would they even release the ex when he's yet to be found? Mumu Police. That girl still has some explaining to do. Letting her off the net doesn't make sense.

As for the husband, SMH. Men are unrepentant cheats.

That was how my ex, while planning his Marriage to his baby mama ( he didn't know I found out about his baby mama and hid it from me), begged to see me for months on end but I kept dodging him. When I eventually allowed him to come around, he was so happy and dropped right in the next minute. I was just shaking my head and thanking God I called off our relationship cos this is how he would have gone to see his another.


I pray he's found. At least for the poor woman and her babys sakes.

This kind thing make Marriage nor even hungry me again. Na house boy I need now. .

Let me be ur houseboy �

Holymann:
I just resumed my python lessons after some time out, just want to know if python is a good language for backed web development or am I better of learning PHP or NodeJS instead?

I am a developer who uses JavaScript, Python and many other programming tools.

You should know learning HTML & CSS is probably the best way to get started in web development

Very quickly you’ll be able to see something real you created using code in the browser!

Why should you learn JavaScript?

*It's the language of the web.
*Required on the frontend.
*Can be used on the backend.
*The only language that lets you build websites end to end.

In 2021, it's virtually required knowledge of many companies.

There’s only so much you can be taught. Most things can only be learned by doing.

This applies to many things, not just coding.

If there was a skill you could learn online at a low cost or even free, without a college degree.... And that skill was required by every big company out there, and that skill could pay you six to seven figures monthly

This skill do exist: it's called coding.

LEARN TO WRITE AND PRACTICE CODES EVERY DAY!!!

Think9ja:
Who can mentor me in this programming adventure?
While it is so easy for others to just go on Youtube and become experts, same cannot be said of me.
I visit youtube almost on a daily basis but i just don't get it.

Where can i use the h1 in my page? Examples of h1 tag in some websites
How can i layout my page the way I want it? Like, how do i make some things to appear on any position i want whether left or right? What goes where?

Most of the videos i see just explain a concept, give an example on VS Code, check it on chrome and that's all. When next they want to explain another concept, they'll erase the earlier one and explain the new one and so on.
Can someone pls direct me to a tutorial where a website was built from scratch to finish?

i really need to learn how to code.
I would have gone to a coding bootcamp but i don't have the means.

Someone should pls, volunteer and help me acquire this LIFE changing skill

Thanks

Think9ja:
Who can mentor me in this programming adventure?
While it is so easy for others to just go on Youtube and become experts, same cannot be said of me.
I visit youtube almost on a daily basis but i just don't get it.

Where can i use the h1 in my page? Examples of h1 tag in some websites
How can i layout my page the way I want it? Like, how do i make some things to appear on any position i want whether left or right? What goes where?

Most of the videos i see just explain a concept, give an example on VS Code, check it on chrome and that's all. When next they want to explain another concept, they'll erase the earlier one and explain the new one and so on.
Can someone pls direct me to a tutorial where a website was built from scratch to finish?

i really need to learn how to code.
I would have gone to a coding bootcamp but i don't have the means.

Someone should pls, volunteer and help me acquire this LIFE changing skill

Thanks

There are lots of great programming languages out there, but JavaScript is number 1 for versatility.

I decided to learn JavaScript because it can be used for virtually anything.

JavaScript: One language, many career options.... Job market security in a single programming language.

Job security: "I'm unlikely to get fired"

Job Market security: "If I get fired I have skills which mean I can quickly find another job that pays the same or even more"

JavaScript:

* Backend ✅
* Frontend ✅
* Mobile apps ✅

✅ JavaScript has you covered

Ofadaman:
Self taught and do projects ,projects done are displayed on my page and GitHub profile then I apply for jobs.

I don't think anyone can survive in IT without the will to learn by themselves.

Please share ur GitHub profile link

Anyone here mastered JavaScript and Nodejs...pls let me worship you

BabaIbo:
Keep kwayet joor.

Your ignorance is irritating.

You think nations just go about firing warheads as if they own it alone, you ever heard of mutually assured destruction?
You must be a big du*bass o, chai.

See as you're even talking about nuclear warheads like you know what it is actually.

Keep sh*t and watch, instead of typing trash.

This guy you be mumu oh

What gives you any assurance that mutually assured shit will continue to deter super powers from nuking themselves.

If these superpowers wanna live by Regan/Gorbachev doctrine of both attacker and defender will be annihilated, why the hell are they still making more warheads? Abi you think say na for showroom delight?

Dude, Bleep agreement... Any satanic-controlled super president fit order nuclear strike any fucking time..... And poof! The end of 3 billion earth citizens.

So sharrap and pray they don't loose thier minds otherwise you're gonna become maggot food.

smeag0l:
I read a lot of comments here and I can't help laughing my ass out at the ignorance people display in matters of international politics. Putin will not attack Ukraine except he wants to set Russia behind decades back. He is already afraid of Ukraine joining NATo. This tells you that he is afraid of NATO(US & allies) itself. I also see people calling Biden names. This same Biden has moved troops and war equipemnt to neighboring Ukrakian borders and has instructed his troops to start training and synergixing with the NATO and ukraine

Dude, you're the ignorant one here... Do you know how strong Russia is??. You definately don't want to see a Russia/China/North Korea alliance exchanging nuclear warheads with US/EU/NATO forces.

Russia isn't afraid of NATO but securing it's borders from US lead occupation. Would US agree for Canada and Mexico to be allies with Russia and let them perform military drills over there??... You need to research more about Cuba and Russia missile deployment of 63.

It's okay for US to invade countries like Iraq and co but it's not okay for another country to display their super power abi?

See, all I'm worried about now is the nuclear warheads, make e no reach West Africa abeg.

uniquetechng:
They will turn to Netherlands for gas, Russia stands to lose more economically thats why Putin called Biden.

No you slowpoke... Biden called Putin

You people dont get the fact that Russia is protecting it's borders from NATO forces.

Russia is a world threat becos of it's military arsenal and capabilities.

The worst part is the non- nuclear nations that would suffer the most.

uniquetechng:
A US sanction will cripple Russian economy, even Russians are already asking for dialogue because of the effect the sanctions will have on them.
US , Netherlands, Germany, Italy and Belarus are some of Russia biggest trade partners.

A US sanction can never cripple Togo as small as it is, talkless a world power like Russia.

It appears you don't know how advanced Russia is, with allies like China, North Korea , India, Iran, Syria, ..... Russia will be extremely difficult to tame.

Y'all aren't talking about the effect of this potential war on Africa.

Do you realize what nuclear warheads can do to cities??

sweetilicious:
This is part of the reasons i don't think i can adapt to lagos life. Some stories i hear about that place eh.

You are doomed if dem transfer u go work for lagos

frenchwine:
Bros forget that tin, them alhaji wife don open eye oooo. No be the one kannywood ban wey don port go Hollywood?
Them know wosup now ooo .
MariamAlheri abi na lie?

Kai.. U wan wipe Mariam pipes true true

No talk say I no warn u o... Kajiko?

frenchwine:
Lol lol lol, gaskiya, ina kula da kai. Kuma ni ma kusa da inda kake

Shege damburoba.. Na u wan chuke alhaji wife ko?
Walahi na yamutu u go meet dia

Listen up!... I no go ever work for lagos for my life again.. From alagbado back then, I dey enter bus 4:30am reach office for island 9am... Commot office 6pm enter crib for 11pm... I only see my kids on sunday.. Na life be dat?.

Make dem dash me 1million take work for lag, I go decline sharp sharp

But for Abj, I dey wake 7am, got time to chuke 1 round, take breakfast, wash the car, water the plants, and still reach office before deadman door is opened...

Now that's good living

Realhommie:
Exactly what i had in mind...

@Op, heed this advice.

At least someone gets the picture... Works every fvcking time

AlphaCentauri:
be like say you have smoke osogbo weed. who wants to be friends with a dangerous minded woman ? and more importantly who wants puucee from a dangerous woman ? some of you nairalanders are >>>>>> i dont know sef, I guess this is a class issue. nairaland has room for all classes of people, the lowest class and the high class

E be like say u dey maddd.. If u don't know shiiit, just shut the hell up..

Wetin u think say happen to all dem chics sent to kpai james bond... Forget say na film, na intelligence
OP do wetin all these mofos tell u and get wasted fast... otherwise scroll back to my advice and thank me later.

Many of u gays giving stupid advice.. Abeg cut the guy some slack...

Dude, confront the biitch and let her know u get sense like 007, make her realize u don foil her plans and u go put her out of her misery if she try am ever again... she go lockup and compensate u wit poocee for free unless u choose not to hit that ass..

Furthermore... Una go become best of pals and she go dey protect u wit her gangs going forward.

There!... Best idea out of experience

Thank me later

gedtalks:
My people pleaseeee I need sincere advise here. Your advise will definitely guide me on the next step to take.

There is a beautiful girl I've been considering getting married to, but the way she requests money and fast food is making her look very ... lol.. "hungry" and opportunistic to me. The values she sees in a man seem to me like its basically what he will BUY for her. I confess that I made matters worse initially by "fast fooding" each time we meet... Now I think she sees me like a free lunch at crunchies. If I call her in the afternoon, she says I'm hungry.. its so irritating now.. in fact I lost a lot of regards for her..but she doesn't know yet.

Recently she asked me for some money and I refused very politely..she said she was "disappointed".

I wonder if she even loves any other thing about me asides the MONEY I WILL GIVE HER. she pays ABSOLUTELY NO attention the things I want her to see in me...like level of maturity, my leadership skills, I taught she was just being childish, but lately I discovered its just her nature. her ideology about a guy is WHAT WILL I GET FROM HIM.. I might dump her .. i wont even talk to her about it. please advise me

Are u kidding me... Ditch the Biitch fast!

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Kindly forward qualified cv's to recruitment@hazonholdings.com .

Deadline for submission is 24th November, 2016. The title of the application should read IT Personnel.

Hi debbs, u sent a post on the 25th for a job that expires a day before.... abeg make u dey cross-check... thanks.

This is the fucking internet and y'all run ur mouths like gutter

All places I been.. I see yoruba men tap dem igbo ass like shit, I see dem igbo guys screw yoruba kitty anyhow

And dem niggas getting rich and successful, so how the Bleep is tribal affiliation related to success

phreakabit:
Given the circumstances, this might be a good time to start. I mean, Freeze just unleashed a verbal onslaught of genocidal magnitude. So yeah, this might be a good time to start. Wait. . . . . What about Pa Awo?

Start wetin?... Dude u aint making no sense
Wetin do pa awo?.. U read history say he hung?