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Generals na enjoyment in Naija...

It's your BP bro... You're not safe


I can show u wetin go put u in deep sleep


Btw, happy birthday

These ones go vex jaapa

Wahala for naija health sector


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I'll get my appointment soon enough


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Ronaldo, one of the greatest of all time


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Time for y'all to contact me for your in and out Airport deals

I'm discreet
I'm fearless
I'm reckless
I'm just like Jason Statham


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Appointments no dey finish...


He still get them for mind


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That's a technocrat right there!

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Fault na Fault and it cost like shit

No woman in my entire life has ever costed me so much in maintenance than a vehicle.

If this guy experience naija prison.... Walahi e no go ever push coke for him life again

Half of you punks here can't recite the damn thing.....


However it is pathetic that a potential minister can't


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New toys for our politicians

NLC no be like the time of Oshiomole again.


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This country is finished

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Abeg make dem extend this generosity to churches in Abuja biko

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zicobass12:
I'm reliable, I'm your guy for all errands/deliveries in and out of Lagos...... And for the best part, I'm affordable

Contact me on 08060197846 to find out more

Who be this wey dey steal my quote.... You no fit compose ur own ?

I'll never give up my hustle no matter how horrible the situation is....

I'm discrete, I'm reliable, I'm your guy for all errands/deliveries in and out of Abuja...... And for the best part, I'm affordable

Contact me on 07031801880 to find out more

Boland:
G.O.A.T. top 5

1. Messi

2. Pele

3. Maradona

4. Zidane

5. C. Ronaldo.

So where you put Ronaldo 9?.... He's the real no.1 GOAT

Righthussle:
This is certainly not "shege"

What Tinubu is showing us is "shege banza"

How to know the difference.

When someone is making one area of your life miserable and you have strength to talk or protest about it, that's "SHEGE"

When someone is making your entire life miserable and you can't even talk not to mention protest that's "SHEGE BANZA"

Lolololololllol 😀😋😆🤪🤣😃

LagosFirstSon:
Lagos in the news for all the terrible reasons

Imagine the so called mega city be looking more like a mega shitty

Lagos is over-hyped piece of shit

No wonder the European union council ranked Lagos as the 3rd most dangerous city to live in on earth

If u gotta diss Lagos.... Why use it as ur moniker

Don't you think you're trying to bite the fingers that fed you?

Samurai X - all time best!

Never give up without a fight!

It's okay to fail, but it's not okay to quit trying

Keep ya head up!

If you want something done right, do it urself!

It can be done, you just need to keep trying!

Sometimes I try to give up, then I realize there's alot of muthafvckas to prove wrong

Dude, you can do both

I'm a backend engineer and I work mostly at the dead of the night when it's most peaceful for programming gigs.

Use your day time to do the other job but rest in between.... You'll get used to it and prevail.

Ezendimmuo:
Good morning guys

I finished my NYSC in February this year..
Since then
I have been job hunting...

I got an unpaid remote backend internship role with a company, with the assurance that they'll pay stipends after some time..

I also got a slot in an oil company...
The role is that of a petroleum surveyor/inspector..
I get to board ships or go to jettys and measure crude oil products on board and stuff like that...
I am still in the training stage though.

The problem is that I can't go into both of them fully simultaneously...
I am really confused about this..

Any advice from the bosses in the house will be appreciated!

11:59:59pm

Greatex90:
360 naira per KG,
Location;

I for drop location, but una no dey greet person

Good evening sir..


I don dey greet you sir.

OboOlora:
Just an amputated limb?
U people elected a President that’s not amputated but half of his body is paralysed so what’s the big deal🤣
Infact I won’t be surprised if they make Cobhams minister for transportation
That country na cruise

Lol @ Cobhams minister for transportation

Hehehehe... rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

Why dem no specify highest amount that can be borrowed

How can y'all forget the greatest robbery in football history when Barca robbed Chelsea off the final spot in 2009 champions league semifinal match at Stamford bridge.

Chelsea saw several penalty claims denied by Norwegian referee Tom Ovrebo.

Famously, this all proved too much for Didier Drogba, who suffered a bit of a meltdown after the final whistle in the general direction of Ovrebo and his assistants.

God go punish that referee, I cried that night.

HacheNoire:
Why I hate Nigerian music industry. They don’t kill each other.

They need to be taking their beef to another level, thats what makes the industry interesting.

Wizkid’s crew should smoke Davido, and retaliation would take down Wizkid. From there, Mayorkun and Peruzzi would be smoked, and the retaliations and counter retaliation will keep going on.

We can’t just be listening to musics and beefs, without people dying.

They need step up the game.

Lol... Dem niggaz no get liver for naija music industry

Not a single Nigerian musician don poof by bullet

If tricycle can be sold for over a million bucks and okada don pass half a million.... There's no way bicycle price won't soar high in few months

This country is really fvked!

By the way, how will physically challenged people ride bicycle?

kossyablaze:
Beautiful.... However, I wan do happy Sunday to some folks here. God has been merciful

Just send me errand make I deliver sharply


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hotwax:
Thats a contract staff salary...

driver or cleaner sef.

Bankers are well paid. I.e. if you are a full staff...

I work with a bank

Not necessarily drivers or cleaners..... I know alot operations and marketing bank staffs earning even less. (Though not full staffs)

So shameful