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I wonder oo,Where do they get those sheet from. Any little argument they have a picture quote for it. Sometimes she posted some and I wonder are this for me . I just pretend like I no see .

Now let me read the story ......

Koko garri @ work

Its simple just get a bounce check written 3million naira with 29th day of the month , collect salary waka shap shap

Chai remain small

YeS I watch Gotv

Owkk

Another hope lost ,RIP

Video of her wearing the dress or ..... :-

3-1 in favour of mancity

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Okk. How can this boost my income

My food is on fire brb ...

Okk tanx to Nairaland app

Need your opinion on this... I think the reason might varies between boys and girls. Let's hear your view

There are couple of ways to spice up a relationship, to make it more interesting like a fresh one.

apart from ''sexting'' sending a naughty text unexpetedly during the day can be hot sometimes.

But there are other ways to increase the tempo like playing mind games together while having a physical contact.
I sometimes play a daring mind game with her , we ask questions related to the relationship if you cant provide a convincing fact u get fined by the opposite ... This fine could be so hard that you probably prefer to answer..

What type of mind games do you play with your partner? share yours.

Kanwulia: What is wrong with the comments?
I find them VERY REASONABLE!
The problem with JOBLESS posters!
Instead of making their own comments, they spend time reading and analyzing those of others!

In all honesty . . . . How many BINI men do you know that work LEGITIMATELY?

If no be armed-robber na P.I.M.P. ke!

Generally-Speaking. . . . . THIS IS A FACT!

hmmm maybe shez right about you though

bestestgirl: That is because those responses are usually being sarcastic because they know that the stories are pure works of fiction


my opinion though..

i fink its nija way of expressing their opinion, It's in US .....

I cant understand how most nigerians respond on social sites expecially when someone seek their opinion on certain issues affecting their private lives.
Below is a typical example which i manage to copy from somewhere....''sigh''..... you wont believe most of the comment. but i trust my dear valued nairalanders they are just the best.

COMPLAIN

My hubby hasn’t worked since we met, our car has died and we are out of money to fix it.

We are very behind on our rent, and my husband has made it clear that he does not want me trying to get any kind of government assistance. Nor does he want me asking him any more work-related questions of any kind. He wants to work from home and will not consider doing any kind of other work to make ends meet. I am really trying to keep my mouth shut but am struggling as of late. We will be facing eviction soon.

My parents live very close by and are aware that my husband is either sleeping or on the computer. My mom doesn’t say anything but often offers us food, which is well-received. I make a small amount of money working from home, but it is not enough to keep us afloat.

Should I just quietly allow this to happen to us? I wouldn’t worry about it so much if our children were not so young. They are 4, 2, and 1. My husband is not a Christian, but I love him and think he is a good man, but he is making me crazy! If you have any advice on what I can do, please let me know.

Response....

.....Hmmmm u open ur two eyes marry a jobless yahoo guy and now start complaining. Wen u were dating him, was he working? If no, then carry ur cross. Na so u want am.



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sorry case when he come marry u with yahoo money u call us now yahoo no pay again u dey cry carry ur cross abeg



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Hold on to your faith maga go soon vomit pay. Hahaha !

Yahoo no be business or job! NA rugged guy u go marry.



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Eeeeeya sorry dear, that's your cross, what you gon' do huh?





.......WHO ASKED U 2 GO & MARRY BENIN(BINI) MAN?

BEFORE NKO?

WHAT DO U EXPECT?

NA WOMAN DEY FEED THEM NA



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U no him to be a yahoo boy from the start, so why re u complaining nw?



......I dnt undstnd y u complainin,u did not see him yestday n married him 2day u mst ve had sum mnths or yrs of courtship b4 gettn married so u kno werin u marry so carry u cross buh no worry maga go soon pay.

.......na una go jst marry man cos d man get moni @tat moment babe face ur music

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......Wait na!! Him go son hamma!!must we work to earn money



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Wow, young lady why are complaining when you know that your Oga is a guy man. All the money that you have been enjoying since more than 5 years now, can't have faith and carry your cross? Seems your mother is more refined than you because she behaves maturely and respectfully knowing too well that the young man has been in money and both of you have been benefiting. So shot up and pray and talk sense into your guy to invest money wisely when the money drop again. Try and change your husband by making him to invest wisely and quit the online job lol.

.....Foolish woman when he get money why you no ask him to open a business for you? So you are happy enjoying the money and now you want to share his story with us? No way we no go gree ooooo

I prefer a new one

DRealGeesam1: My confession and apology

Dear nairalanders and everyone who have heard of the ebola Prevention "News", My name is Adesewa, I am coming out clean because what started has a joke has escalated into the unprecedented.
How it started
Yesterday i was with friend in her hostel, we were talking about this Ebola out break, when one of my friends, Funke (she introduced me to nairaland) brought the idea of Us playing a prank on our friends. The first suggestion was to tell people that aloe very could cure Ebola, but we thought it would sound too ridiculous so we forgot about it.

Later that even an idea came to me (i now regret that i did it).
I decided to send a BBM broadcast message to my friends, telling them that the Ministry of Health has asked everyone to bathe with salt and warm water and drink some of it.
I sent the message 7:08pm yesterday

Later this midnight i started getting calls and messages that i should drink salt water and bath with it.

All efforts to tell people that i was the one who started the joke failed. Only my friends who i mentioned earlier believed me. Even my mum could me this morning, i did not know what to tell her.

I am using this medium to beg you all to warn and tell everyone, before they drink salt and damage their health.

Please dont be hash on me. I know this has gone out of hand. I never knew it will be this serious. Some have even added to the original message i sent.

just listen to yourself
how old are you ? if i may ask
how can you make a joke with life threatning virus..
Goto Liberia and tell them your joke ,inbox me the outcome when you back! idiot

How

Hmmm, thought Shakespear invented that word !

Babies are magician.....

Salam Alaekum!
Like we all know shahban completed twenty nine yesterday, as all muslims around the world waiting for the moon to be sighted..

Information getting to me now , THE MOON HAS BEEN Sighted... We should begin fast immediately ...

lets know your view if you fast , as for me its affirmative.

My lovely NL is back...