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this is not NEWS and why is this in front page huhh? We experience SUCH evryday in lasgidi........abi u be LEARNER

things dey hapen 4face me i slap you.
One day i ran home frm school 11am,evry where was quiet.i went 2d backyard 2ease myslf bt i ws suprise wat i saw :-/ someone was bathing in d bayhroom bt one can easily see the leg of the person bathing . To my surprise i saw 4legs. As a sharp guy now i lov adventure i'd like to see d end of the movie. So hide somewhere behold wen d bathroom door was opend it was a new tenant young guy that came out first ,bt d other two legs stayed back. After some minutes she came out iya tosin. My eyes shall not see evil. I never told anyone til i left d compound sha.

back in d days around 90's for face me and slap u. We dey queue nd set bucket in roles in front of bathroom , abi when you want to fry chicken for dinner d whole compound go know and they start to hail you.
Or 2 in 1 bathroom,u know what i mean shotput and bathing. If you dnt knw shotput ask d nxt tennant lol.
At times self baba bolaji and iya bolaji go wake us with there noise over sex thing.....chai , thank God na flat me dey now sha

hello peeps !
I am sure most of us still remember this man with his way of sharing gift in ramadan, during his popular islamic quiz programme on NTA. I was just scrolling down my phone contact and i saw the landline which i saved with his name and it immediately struck my mind
''Where is Gawat'' . he was decleard missing @ the middle of last year hoping that he would be found before the last ramadan but upto this moment no one heard anything uptill now.
Another ramadan is getting closer so this make me to wonder, is this how we muslims will forget this man with all his effort? and what will happen to this programme. May Allah show him mercy wherever he might be .ameen

...butterfly taste with their feet
....grashopper rip off the male head to initiate sex
.....cockroach can last up to 9 days with its head cut
......rat can last longer without water than camel
......houseflies carries germs with one side of their wing together with the cure on the other side(prov me wrong)

guys please lets reason together and please let's do away with dirty language.

Recently a close neighbour who traveld to jerusalem came back with some unbelivable points. He talked about their way of worship which is totally different from the way christians do. Also ,the way they wash their feet and face before entring their holy house.
Another point is that no clapping of hands and no dancing like it's being done here..infact this man is in a confused state right now as he has lots of quetions bothering his mind.

His questions are:
why is the way of worship in jerusalem different entirely from our's here.

As the religion being altered one way or the other.
Is this religion truly the right one because there is confusion everywhere.

Why is it that BIG churches like winners,Redeem and the rest never encourage going to there holy land since they are wealthy enough to finance the jorney.

Your points would be highly appreciated and please this is just to educate ourself to bring some point .no insult ,thanks.

Each time i try to purchase this wonderful Amo protection,i find myself using one or two techniques to get it unoticed, it sounds so embarrasing in public place somtimes . You cant imagine the look on this supermaket attendant's face (lady), so i nomally get mine from abokis without even mentioning it lol, i just check around and pick it. My question is ''Do anyone feels the same? And what do you call a ''Condom''when you want to purchase .

up super talented eagles for showing most exagerated IVC exit

nigeria wil win by penalty Nig 4 - ivr 3

get a skill first, masters does not guarantee you a job but the skill that you acquire is yours and that can fetch you some money . you can further your masters later .

waqul Jaha Li Haqu wazahaqo Li Baatila Ina Li baatil kaana Zahuqo.........









F u c k masquerade ! Brb for translation

I had this funny tought if all participant in Nigeria group end up with draw through out i.e Nigeria 0-zambia 0
Nigeria 1-ethopia1
which rule is goin to be applied for quification? or maybe CAF will invite Blatter for exclusive new AFCON rules . Just a joke pls dnt break my head oo

I fink that phrase should be for somebody on sick bed who you try to pasuade to eat lolzzzzzzzzzz

I lov wen ma babe ask me d phrase

wen you go 4 an interview an discoverd that u left ur credentials @ hom ............u r supernaturally cursed lol

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can anybody here link me to somone who repaires ipad plsss? Tanx

what happen on earth also happen in heaven hmmmmmmm.

GOD hears ! even before you have that tought within your mind and those ones you will have in the future. Why the NOISE ?

SHaLL i begin to cry now after seeing all this pictures ? Omg dnt know how to cry ! Somebody help . more please........ SHaLL i begin to cry now after seeing all this pictures ? Omg dnt know how to cry ! Somebody help . more please........

chai ! Hope my comment make front page too nice right up

Clerverly: Islam is a religion of violence and murder . I would rather die than step into any mosque

then die as an insolent ignorant fooool

i cried once when i lost my mum 13yrs bak,since then only shed uncontrolable tears when reciting the Quran and see some touching verse though i do this in seclusion, i cnt imagine someone see me crying oo haaaaaa ewo ....

virtual consult ko virtual consult nii, its all this GNLD idiots¡ Must you decieve people to get their attention ptcheeeeeeeeeew.

how much was Zaheed been paid to destroy his own life? this doesn't affect the number of muslims around the world.....

it's very obvious that islamic law(sharia) strictly forbid relationship between opposite sex out of wedlock, so where does this emerge from

''Ina LAH toyibun Laa yaqbalu ila toyiban''

ALLAH is pure and will not accept anyting except pure......

I know there are lot of guys out there with great ideas, but sometimes the problem is not having the right information. I'm just like every other unemployed graduate who seek self upgrade for some time now,i went into IT networking training(cabling,networking,configuration of basic ethernet device,cctv and Voip e.t.c) but i'm yet to be certifield. I have this practical knowlege now but i'm kind of confused right now i think i need help. I want to enter into IT market to reachout to some client outhere but the problem now is;
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>>>how to get clients.
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somtimes it does occur like that,but very rare. Not everyone could have the pure spirit to see the dead,it depend mostly on your spiritual development.in most cases where you have this appearances maybe she wants to communicate with you or to send you a warning message to avoid a trap which you never notice. Tell her to pray to God to strenghten the spirit to deliver the message by that i hope she will come through the dream. If she never give her time to say it in reality she may dissapear 4ever. Note ..one on one conversation is not advisable coz it may affect your mental stability¡ Unless you have metaphysical power. Just Pray to God...

Let's be realistic about this please, i have seen more than enough where christian abuses the prophet Muhammad making abusive cartoonize animation of him. some even go to the extent of burning the Holy Quran! is this proper? and whose fault is this please?
can anyone give me a case or scenario where any muslim deliberately destoys the Bible or abuse Jesus Christ .... Only sincere response please!