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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Matured Whatsapp Group by Iceberg9496(m): 11:37am On Apr 28, 2021
Plz add up 09035168459 (iceberg)
Romance / Re: Cleaning Daddy's M*ss by Iceberg9496(m): 7:37pm On Feb 10, 2021
Bro i take god beg u, please continue ok.. Biko, abeg and mbok, finish the story, its too sweet
Romance / Re: If A Girl Gifts U This Coconut, Will U Accept? (photo) by Iceberg9496(m): 4:20pm On Feb 09, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls aren't givers but takers because Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
Ur mum inclusive, right?
Romance / Re: Men,this Is What Most Of We Ladies Want. by Iceberg9496(m): 10:34am On Feb 06, 2021
badaru911:

You mean it.... So since all this years, your father that has been taking care of you is USELESS... Your brothers that are close to you are USELESS.... Your uncle is also USELESS... Your husband or future husband is USELESS... And what about your kids, well, if you gat a male among them, he would be USELESS... and if all were males shocked shocked that means they will be completely USELESS....
Exactly..
You nailed the point perfectly
Romance / Re: I Called Her And A Guy Was Moaning At The Background. by Iceberg9496(m): 11:50am On Jan 29, 2021
pretydiva:
This is stale already. Try get sense
As in ehn, no mind the amebo mumu.. He is a correct Jonky man.. Onye mgbu

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Romance / Re: Love Morning Sex? See Unspoken Benefits Of Morning Sex You Never Knew by Iceberg9496(m): 10:37pm On Jan 25, 2021
dollytino4real:
lazy youth according to buhari will flood the post,,
Biko what are you?
An unlazy youth?
Smh...

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Romance / Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by Iceberg9496(m): 11:00pm On Jan 19, 2021
CsRockefeller:


grin grin grin

Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

grin grin grin
Funny enough, all those are the bitter truth..
Romance / Re: How Do Guys Married To Beautiful Wives Keep Them Away From Toasters (pics) by Iceberg9496(m): 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2021
stacyadams:


U be O G....
Nate dogg go continue to rest in peace
One of d finest
As in ehn.. Hip hop wil neva die
Romance / Re: I Am Attracted To Older Women by Iceberg9496(m): 1:39pm On Jan 17, 2021
Omihanifa:
Mods please push this to the front page wink


cc lalasticlala
cc MissyB3
cc Fynestboi
cc Mynd44

Eh!
U say wetin?!
Nwanne ina enwetekwe onwe gi?
Oga be calming down oo
Romance / Re: How Do Guys Married To Beautiful Wives Keep Them Away From Toasters (pics) by Iceberg9496(m): 1:29pm On Jan 17, 2021
Ring or no ring, a hoe is gonna be a hoe, while u sleeping she be creeping out the back door..
Romance / Re: I'm Hot Af by Iceberg9496(m): 5:51pm On Jan 16, 2021
Op, this ur format no fit pay u shi shi, e don cast since.. Try anoda one ok.. Mtcheeew
Romance / Re: Don't Marry A Girl Who Is Too Active On Twitter, Facebook Or Instagram by Iceberg9496(m): 5:30pm On Jan 16, 2021
Well, she is busy chatting and doing stuffs online and actually its us the "men" that are also busy sweet tonguing them online.. We are all guilty of the said crime, so just find ur type and marry.. Allow the dozing lions to doze inugo
Romance / Re: I Miss Those Days Of Love Letters: Write A Love Letter To Me Here!!! by Iceberg9496(m): 7:57am On Jan 14, 2021
Mide3367:
the bottom line is you need cure from simphood. Go get a doze of red pill
Oh!
Ok
Noted!
Thanks alot 4 the advise sir.
Romance / Re: I Miss Those Days Of Love Letters: Write A Love Letter To Me Here!!! by Iceberg9496(m): 10:11pm On Jan 13, 2021
Mide3367:
another one.. She dey there dey use u na catch cruise.. So u are writing this to win her heart Abi? What if na man dey behind the Monica? lipsrsealed yeye
Why u dey reason am na? Na my headache be dat so no allow am bother u ok
Romance / Re: I Miss Those Days Of Love Letters: Write A Love Letter To Me Here!!! by Iceberg9496(m): 7:53pm On Jan 13, 2021
Nicenancy:
kiss
Gone were the days of love letters
Wow I miss those days sha kiss

Write one to me here on this thread
The one with the best grammar will have me kiss

Guys start work kiss kiss kiss

I love u like musa love im gate, i love u like bread take love butter and honey, infact the love i have 4 u be like almighty formula 4 mathematics.. Eva since i first saw u, my body jus dey totori me anyhow, anytime u waka pass, i dey always tink say na angel wey walk pass, u fine no be small, infact god use gold and every beautiful precious mineral to create u dats why u are priceless.. I want to be daddy while u be my mommy, i want u 2 be the sugar in my tea and the peanut butter in my bread.. I xo xo love u baby!
Romance / Re: Case closed by Iceberg9496(m): 12:43pm On Jan 13, 2021
Fvckyouall:

Ok but if you die in the process don't forget you were warned
Aight.. Thanks 4 the warning bt am stil hell bent on being friends with her..
Romance / Re: Case closed by Iceberg9496(m): 12:23pm On Jan 13, 2021
Seriously its quite unfair the way he is treating u dear, u have to end the relationship cus the signs says it all so as to avoid stories that touch.. You deserve someone better and not some unappreciative dude.. So sorry 4 all the hurt he made u pass through.. Well incase u ar in enugu, u can beep me up lets be friends, i have wished to have a female military personnel as a friend for so long.. My number is 09035168459

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Iceberg9496(m): 2:50pm On Dec 28, 2020
What about zenith bank users? Why havent i been paid the second time ni
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Iceberg9496(m): 12:24am On Dec 25, 2020
Divab:
I just got my alert. Second payment.
Congrats dear.. Enjoy and remember to enjoy with others
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Iceberg9496(m): 12:13am On Dec 25, 2020
Nezy4Real:
One of staff just receive his now. 30k Zenith bank
Nna ehn mine is zenith bank also, let dem pay me make i use am pay for my house rent before landlord go chase me commot house..
Properties / Re: Rent A Room At Enugu For 1000 Naira, No Agent, No Deposit. by Iceberg9496(m): 2:17pm On Dec 06, 2020
Bro how are you doing? Please is this true? Please if its still available i really need it nna, i wil pay for a whole year this december, i need a place asap and money has been a problem cus the houses are too costly, please help a brother.. My contact is 09035168459
Romance / Re: See My NOSE Girls Are Dying For by Iceberg9496(m): 10:44pm On Aug 04, 2020
Op no vex oo, u know dat empty tins makes the most noise likewise does ugly tins love to always hype em selves, true true u fine shaa, bt wat i dnt undastand is d fact that u now rant all around abt it, and also dat other pics u posted, did u cross dress ni? Or u just marketing ya gay tendencies? Cus i just cant seem to undastand ya motive with all dis ur "nwetekwegi posts"

Stil on stil, monkey no too fine bt im mama like am..
Romance / Re: Why Are Marriages Crashing So Frequently Nowadays?? by Iceberg9496(m): 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2020
People rush into marriages this days without even bothering on getting to know their partners, they just met and then boom! They get married, some people enter into an unbargained marriage, a gal might get pregnant 4 a guy and she wil be forced 2 marry the guy without necessarily being in love with the dude, some are just promiscous in nature and can neva change even in marriage, social media is another big problem, it really can easily make couples to cheat, losing of interest,lack of trust and understanding is another major problem, cus apart from cheating, little tins can cause disagreements and quarels which wil lead to anger and fight and den divorce.. The thing is that it takes the grace of god and perseverance to last in marriage.. Afterall no body is perfect and no one is above mistakes, if u want marriage den be ready to love ur partner's flaws and be ready to take any shit u see cus shit wil always happen..

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Romance / Re: My Experience Living With An Average Nigerian Girl. by Iceberg9496(m): 7:53pm On Jul 17, 2020
#grabsstool
#sitsdown
#bringspopcorn&coke
#adjustsgoggles

O.p i just dey wait ni 4 d tory, no try fall my hand or else, Amadioha go thunda u!!

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Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With Relationships Nowadays?? by Iceberg9496(m): 10:52pm On Jul 10, 2020
First of all the major problem stems from being scared to commit knowing that you might cheat, lack of trust, lack of or poor constant communication and undastanding, that fear of insecurity, and also the fact that all this big big brother wil neva stop pestering our galfriends which at the end they either lure dem to cheat with that their sweet tongues, take them away 4 marriage or make dem triple date den leaving we hrtbroken and scared of even making just normal friends wit anybody.. And lastly, lack of money cus that damn paper answereth/solveth all problems, love without money is lonesome and boring and tends to end faster..
I rest my case
Romance / Re: La Click La Bend (Uncensored) by Iceberg9496(m): 10:41pm On Jul 10, 2020
La click, la bend, la bendetta!!!

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