₦airaland Forum

igho003:
Watin we even do una self nairalanders anytun spiritual edo

Thats cos 70% of Edo people are fetish, they have degrees in jujulogy

Notin we nor go hear for this country

2baba nor put all he eggs for one basket

IamRespected:
All these musicians sha, who dares drive a bentley on a Nigerian road, this tin wey dy do them na money miss road

So because our road nor good make all of us dey drive lorry?......We go dey manage the roads like dat till our poliThiefcians repent

Mcowubaba:
Ur head dey dia jare!!!
Paradise ni
Some na pot hole
Some na Geepee tank

When thiefs show that night.. No be Jennifer hide her 8K, Iphone 5 nd Infinix hot note 2 inside dia
Fear catch me..
I be wan put my Bold5 join self...

Lol, thank God say u nor put ur Bold5 join.....U for just demolish her building like El Rufai

laffytaffy1:
There is the reason I need to drop out of school and become a pastor. Pastor business is where the money is these days.

U must not be a pastor before u receive gifts......I would advice u become a babalawo base on free fowls, goats, tubers of yam, plantain, ogogoro etc

dominique:
I heard Zizi Cardow's dresses are just as expensive. If you see the pricetags on Nigeria's A list designers, you'll almost grasp for air. I can never spend that much on clothing no matter how much I acquire.

So Deola said her father never supported her dreams yet she had a massive showroom in her father's Elizade plaza as far back as late 90s when she started out. People like to add a little jaara to their stories to make it more interesting.

Nor mind Deola jor, i hope CaptainE wont tell us similar story later......Am tired of these celebrities alwayz adding maggi to their stories

The baby is enjoying o, i wish i could bench him

Not all of them are homes, some are tents

Dem don panel beat her face, kpuf kpuf tins

More grease to their elbows, or should i say more bullets to their guns? ........Anywayz, God bless the Nigerian Army

"Because of N700"..... OP u know how many blocks u go carry for concrey work b4 u get that money?........If the guy nor shine ur Congo afta he spend dat money na u go still campaign say u don catch mugu

Godmother:
I'm sure this salon must be full to the brim everyday

I dont think so, i cant patronize a female barber. Same with seamstresses, they wont give me maximum satisfaction like my fellow guyz. The only biz i got with females is............*Some text missing*

She studied kerewalogy..........Her bweasts don loose form o

Our elders say when mad person don kolo enta market nai be say the madness don move to permanent site be that o......So Igbos/Yorubas don finally move this their incessant fight 4rm Nairaland enta market? .........Ok o, una wel don.

FriedPlantain:
He is going for an exam late which obviously means he isn't well prepared for the exam. If he was, he would be around the exam premises relaxing till the exam is about to start and not on some goddamn bus that could get him killed in the split of a second.

Its not right to conclude like that, sometimes we prepare for some things but still get there late or dont even turn up due to unforseen circumstances.

OP nor be only you waka come, i also dated a fake girl friend

I dont see anything wrong in that, thats what keeps the ministry moving.........I did worse at my previous place of work. I pressed enough nyashes and sucked lots of pusssssssssies

Queennikky:
Eeh yah...... Biko, let all catholics pray for him

Madam Nikky am not a catholic, can i pray for him as well?

Nawa for this country o, why i make mistake come from this part of the world sef?

So proud to be a Deltan

dave2meek:
Congrats...
Keep making your money while haters are calling you trafficator abi traffic light

Lol, nor mind dem. Nigerians too get bad mouth

cococandy:
Since I was 19, this girl has been 27.
She's still there I'm almost catching up with her.

Some people clock no dey move at all

Since i joined Nairaland your car has remained in one spot...........This your motor nor dey move at all. Lol

Callmemike:
Today raises the curtain of the 2015/16 Chanpions League games. In what has been named the 'Group of Death'. Manchester City holds Juventus in a mouth'watering Group D clash.

Manchester City will be without their key Mighty Atom, Sergio Aguero. David Silva and Raheen Sterling are positives for the game.

Unlike Juventus, Mancity is in great form, winning 5 out of 5 of their EPL games and conceding no goal, scoring 11 goals in the fray.

What are your predictions for the game?

Chanpion instead of Champion, Raheen instead of Raheem.....OP wetin "M" do you?

HemmanuelRichy:
Make I bend if she be 24 years..

Lol, all na hustling......Nor be 2day nyash divide

I wonder wetin Yoruba and Igbo people dey drag sef.......Everyday beefing for Nairaland

Funny man

DiegoNakel:
Its a called eran ija (Fighting ram) , people pay for it. The ram fighting is a huge business !!! People gain a lot from it

Alright, i havent watched it live before.....Is the contest interesting?

Ugly things, if any of dem offer me free toto sef i nor go fvck. They even look like witches. If dem nor be witches nai be say dem build house near coven......Tufiakwa!

DiegoNakel:
Its Diego Nakel NoOni !!!
Truth be told the owners of this rams do bet large amount of money on their rams !!! A ram that do know how to fight cost like 200k and above, Ask around !!!

200k for ram? Is the ram Jackie Chan?

If i talk wetin dey my mind Nairalanders go bash me

Buhari be like *This oyibo people dey crase walai, why dem nor give me kunu drink instead*