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Mr. President, you should be washing your hands with soap and water.

homesteady: See pot calling kettle black!
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Just look at your profile picture! If she is corporate prostitute, then you are Nairaland Ashawo!

FATALITY


Is she sweating down there?

Go see a doctor

Iamoilprince: It only takes the grace of God....Such character can be annoying and frustrating. That's the major reason why people beat their partners, especially d male ones.

My ex had same character...

There's no excuse for beating your partner. If you're fed up just quit already. Don't let out your frustrations on another human!

ichidodo: [color=#1998BC] Had me a mouthful of snow...Just fulfilling a childhood dream[/color]

. Lol. I did that too

wisflag: Do u have an idea how much May n Baker pays?

I heard 700 thousand a month plus a weekly allowance of 250k

Hi..im new on this webcite. how can i be the fest to coment?

satowind: Since am not a celebrity let me be promoting my self.
Sato just coming back from an end of the year party at fishland in onitsha.
See picture below.

You go wait for like tire today

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Danke, this would be very valuable.

Wir sind fertig

Fulaman198: Let me know when you move to Switzerland, Germany or Austria so I can jump for joy.

I'm in the UK, and I can go wherever I wish to

Are there any hard and fast rules for remembering which nouns go with the definite articles 'Der, Das and die'. I know nouns are assigned genders but it's hard trying to remember the ones that are male and female genders.

Bugger off FOOLaman, this class isn't for you

Sad. But at least there were law enforcement agents to stop the situation from escalating. When NIGERIANS killed their fellow Nigerians in Aluu did we do anything to protect them? Did the police save the sounds of the poor boys? Until we begin to value and love ourselves as a nation, we will continue to be ridiculed and trampled upon by even the least of countries.

nacosprof: So seconded,. I u are heal with preasures blood of Jesus,.go an sin no more..

^^This one needs help as well

WORK

And why is he standing like a slave?

OMG!!! Unbelieveable!!!










It pays to stay awake late at night.

Wow Almost FTC

Btw what is she learning?

Who's shaitam?

While sleep paralysis can be medically explained, I believe it can have some spiritual undertones. I know this for a fact as I used to experience it a couple of years ago. Strangely, it never happens when I'm sleeping in the company of others. And it happens that whenever I think about it or talk about it, it ends up happening to me again at the next time I sleep. By consciously redirecting my thoughts (not to think about it) and by prayers, it completely went away. Now I'm in charge, and i can think and talk about it as much as I want and nothing will happen . Still can't explain what it is till date .

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This picture just changed my life

YUCK!

$ugardaddy:
Romans 3:23
New International Version (NIV)
23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,

Tell that to my catechism teacher

mascot87: JOhn 20:23 says (after d resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ and d disciple s of Christ were in d upper room, 21 says then said Jesus to them i.e the disciples,peace be unto you:as my father hath sent me, even so send I you. 22 and when he had said this, he breathed on them and said unto them, recieve ye the holy spirit 23:whose soever sins ye remit,they are remitted unto them;and whose soever sins ye retain,they are retained.) The priests,bishop and pope are d representatives of Christ disciples on earth and this obligations has been assigned to them to continue the laid down instruction of Christ.The church picks the act of confession from john 20:23 since Christ himself gave them the authority. The mysterious part of it is the the priests, bishops or pope cannot forgive themselves of there sins, they have to go to other priests for confession.Remember that the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ is passed on from generation to generation and no ONE nor the power from the pit of hell can stop it.

I thought the Pope was infallible

So...What did she say?









THREE DAYS DARKNESS IS COMING






HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HOLY CANDLES?




scary movie part 2

Where's the cake?

chokolatte: Read the story again sikiru is the fifty yr old while jamiu is d one who wanted education

Oh....my bad. It wasn't Shikiru that said that


So many names...very confusing

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