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ketoprofen: hahahahahahahaha.
u so wish.
Are u talking of d same shoprite i just came back from, rite now?
Dis post is just typical of ur legendary, wishful thinking for SE.
Ibadan shoprite is d failed one, not enugu.
And they have even removed ibadan from their newest pamphlet.
U know wat that means?
Poverty stricken ppl.

Ibadan people have no need of Shoprite since they are a backward and slow bunch,the dirty ambience at Dugbe market should suit them well enough.

collynzo2: Ogun state is the poorest in the South and 3rd poorest in Nigeria.
www.nairaland.com/1440512/ogun-poorest-state-southern-nigeria

Mbaanu Ogun state can't be 3rd poorest,where did you produce this data?

malc619: The New Lagos Mega City isn't for the Lawless...

The New Lagos Mega City isn't for Miscreants....

The New Lagos City isn't for "Human-Nuisance"...

If you fall into any of the above categories, go back to your village before Fashola go send you there without a farewell party..

You mean Osun and Ondo vilages?

Oyii! OyiioO!! Oyi!.To much Fresh Air is dangerous to health.

vivianc: Representing Imo here.............. But before I pm you..................... what's your net worth? pm me your audited financial statement cos i don't want any window dressing.

Soup wey sweet na better money kill am.As an Imolite, i understand the true value of an igbo ( especially imo) woman.Does the palmwine tapper climb the raffia palm with his bare hands when he shouts to his colleagues 'I am ready' ? Does a man wrestle with a python unprepared? Nne,Please let mi not talk too much let us gone down low and conclude this treatise.......PiM mi.
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beau49: Sumtimes d way I tink luv shud be mks me begin 2 tink it only happens in novel, wen I luk at those who claim 2 be in love around me.......

M jes so scared of makin mistake n pickin d wrong choice dat it has stopped me 4rm goin into relationships 4 over 2 years nw(only had 2 relationships b4 nw)....buh sumtimes I wonda if I av nt sent d rite person away,den again I ask myself hw do I knw he is the rite person?

So confused rite nw.....!

Don't be scared just relax and enjoy your life.Engage in activities with a cheerful spirit, look beautiful ( in your own way), feel beautiful (in your own way) and smell beautiful ( in your own way). If you are always polite,courteous and generous with your smiles that soulmate will come.How do you know if he is d one? Have you ever gone shopping where you run into trouble over choice of items for sale then your eyes comes across a particular one and immediately your instincts kicks in? That is how it will happen, follow your intincts.

paradoxqueen: If that is what yanshing means then we have already tried that out 5 or 6 times. We do a lot of that so how is that going to help me know?

Eeeww.I think you guys need to slow down a bit,get him to bond with you in some way other than sex then ask him about his plans about your future together.Life would surely be easier if we knew his root/tribe.

Uchiha Itachi: Guess who's still topping the table [color=#990000][/color]

At all at all na winch,what is important is that the purple patch is over, what's next? a losing streak??

Sadusky: We are in the second position o.

What?! Are you sure?

Olaolufred: Your desire will fall upon the team you supports.
Let me know the team name and I will remind you when this come to pass.

Who's laughing now, muchechecheche. I am.

So we are topping now.Gunners4ever.

Ref blow this whistle joh.

Uchiha Itachi: When you walk through a storm

hold your head up high

And don’t be afraid of the dark.

At the end of a storm is a golden sky

And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,

Walk on through the rain,

Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown.

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And you’ll never walk alone,

You’ll never, ever walk alone.

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart

And you’ll never walk alone,

You’ll never, ever walk alone.

Blah blah blah, just drop points and go home.

GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!! MIIICHHHUUUU!!!! OLE! OLE! OLE!!

With Bony M in the squad Laudrup should be able to free Michu for Arsenal in the winter transfer season.

O.p before i open my eyes and count three, update this scores...One.... Two.... Two and half........

GOOOOOAAAAAALLL!!!! SWANSEEEEEEE!!!

Olaolufred: Your desire will fall upon the team you supports.
Let me know the team name and I will remind you when this come to pass.

So you will put a HEX on my darling team? No way.

All it takes is just an injury or two and loserpool will be where we want them to be.

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gokelicious: you haven't addressed any of my points, you didn't even answer the last question. I guess you can't be objective, i give up trying to make an objective discussion with you. So, i rest my case.

You never had a case defending a scumbag in the first place,so you are excused.

Can liverpool pls do a 'chelsea' I hate seeing loserpool at the top of the table.

gokelicious: here you go again. When you are asked for your state of origin, would you write lagos. If i go to anambra or abia 2moro, i won't claim it as my state of origin rather i would refer to them as my host.

You don't feed em, you dont clothe em,you are not host but co-habitants.

jaymdee: It depends on who's buying. When you're presented with an unrealistic value of money in purchase of shares it isn't hard to know the source of such wealth. Stop supporting evil

The bunch of hypocrits and cowards will support evil for now, because the accessory to the same evil is their tribesman.

gokelicious: No. I'm not feeding him, so must you insult ur host bcoz he is not feeding you. I don't believe it is right for some1 who claims to be sane to do that. If i find myself in USA, i won't insult them (my host) just becoz they are not feeding me.

But he is in Nigeria not The U.s, how is he your guest? We haven't actualized BIAFRA yet so in the meantime i still stand by my words "HOSPITABLE HOST MY FOOT"

gokelicious: Point 1. Tinubu and ibori are not from the same tribe, so that has been addressed. Point 2. Only you and your kind are linking tinubu to the crime bcoz if read the article you would have noticed that the prosecuting lawyer did not link tinubu to it. Point 3. There is something called plc and that is what oando is. Point 4. Ibori might have bought the shares through a proxy. Please, don't blame tinubu for everything that goes wrong in Nigeria.

Don't get all smartaszz with me.
Fact. Ibori looted Delta State
Fact.He laundered his loot into Oando.
Fact.Oando is now a front company of Ibori
Fact.Oando company is closely associated with the Tinubu Family
Fact.As a major investor in Oando Ibori has close ties with Tinubu.
Fact. Ibori is corrupt therefore Tinubu is corrupt. Birds,flock together and feathers
Fact.Tinubu corrupt, Fashola........

gokelicious: the funny thing is that tinubu has not been found guity for any crime by any court in the world. He is presently in the united states which he has been visiting for a while, so if they (usa) have any case against him they would have prosecuted him a long time ago. How on earth will someone and his family be in the SW hustling, making money for him and his family yet that fool does not respect his hospitable host.

'Hospitable host my foot.Are you accomodating him in your house? do you feed him? or clothe him?.

gokelicious: OMG, are you for real! If they are suppose to do that, then what is efcc, icpc and the police meant for?

If the Arm of the Law isn't long enough why don't you be a civic citizen and do your part to curb MONEY LAUNDRY, Oh maybe i suppose you will turn a blindeye because the culprit is yah tribesman and you have a lot to gain from it?

aasog1: Been a landlord is cool, and could be disastrous at the same time. Take for instance, the case of myself and my neighbor Mr. Bantefa, we both occupy Abisogun Leigh Close, in Ijesha-tedo, Ajah, Lagos.

Mr. Bantefa, owns a 6 bedroom duplex sitting on two plots of land, a large swimming pool built on half a plot, built in 2008 back then when PHCN was still in the total control of Nigerian marketing managers who are only provided targets to deliver, and who pockets whatever is left. Fast-forward to today, everything seemed dire, PHCN is totally private now, and broke Mr. Bantefa is going through a deal of painful challenges to maintain the property. From property taxes, security fees, to repairs, to yearly maintenance, which my neighbor claims gulped roughly 250k o more per year, his property is now a complete liability, and a source of sadness. And oops, I almost forgot, he got robbed twice because he lives alone. They wouldnt dare come to my own crib, not with those Erukus flanking the area.

Meaning: On his property which, he loses 250k yearly

Well, compared with myself. A well-learned property-expert, with just a plot. I slapped down, six units of 2 bedroom flats. I share upstairs with a tenant, and recently got my lawyer to serve them notice that my rent has jumped up from 250k to 300k per year. Thats umm, 1.5million I would be pocketing in. With the tenants, we split PHCN bills, security, LAWMA, etc....Sometimes, I smartly even shelf my wahala on their neck, while they arent aware....hey, im the friggen landlord, and its my house! Anyways, Im living decently, the house is not a pain, and some bunch of scarey looking Yahoo! boys living in the compound are already about to pack-out, meaning I'd be letting another flat soon, pocketing 2 years rent, plus commission and agreement..

Meaning: On my property, I make 1.5million yearly. Meaning, in about 12 years, I'd have made back what I poured on the property minus depreciation.

Seriously, been a landlord is cool. One of the smartest investment ever, depending your capital. I have a client whose properties I manage, and whenever Alhaji is broke, we just have to open the files for pending rentals, and with his 16 properties within Lagos alone, there is always some handful of millions about to be paid by tenants.

Nothing is more empowering. Your property is your temple. You decide what lives on it, that's why we have what they call professional estate agents and managers like me....and thats why we have something called "Agreements." Properties investment has been in existence like forever, it wont be replaced as according to Marslow, the world renowned psychologist who listed the MOST PRESSING HUMAN NEED HIERARCHY....After FOOD, SHELTER is NEXT.

Show off.

aasog1: Been a landlord is cool, and could be disastrous at the same time. Take for instance, the case of myself and my neighbor Mr. Bantefa, we both occupy Abisogun Leigh Close, in Ijesha-tedo, Ajah, Lagos.

Mr. Bantefa, owns a 6 bedroom duplex sitting on two plots of land, a large swimming pool built on half a plot, built in 2008 back then when PHCN was still in the total control of Nigerian marketing managers who are only provided targets to deliver, and who pockets whatever is left. Fast-forward to today, everything seemed dire, PHCN is totally private now, and broke Mr. Bantefa is going through a deal of painful challenges to maintain the property. From property taxes, security fees, to repairs, to yearly maintenance, which my neighbor claims gulped roughly 250k o more per year, his property is now a complete liability, and a source of sadness. And oops, I almost forgot, he got robbed twice because he lives alone. They wouldnt dare come to my own crib, not with those Erukus flanking the area.

Meaning: On his property which, he loses 250k yearly

Well, compared with myself. A well-learned property-expert, with just a plot. I slapped down, six units of 2 bedroom flats. I share upstairs with a tenant, and recently got my lawyer to serve them notice that my rent has jumped up from 250k to 300k per year. Thats umm, 1.5million I would be pocketing in. With the tenants, we split PHCN bills, security, LAWMA, etc....Sometimes, I smartly even shelf my wahala on their neck, while they arent aware....hey, im the friggen landlord, and its my house! Anyways, Im living decently, the house is not a pain, and some bunch of scarey looking Yahoo! boys living in the compound are already about to pack-out, meaning I'd be letting another flat soon, pocketing 2 years rent, plus commission and agreement..

Meaning: On my property, I make 1.5million yearly. Meaning, in about 12 years, I'd have made back what I poured on the property minus depreciation.

Seriously, been a landlord is cool. One of the smartest investment ever, depending your capital. I have a client whose properties I manage, and whenever Alhaji is broke, we just have to open the files for pending rentals, and with his 16 properties within Lagos alone, there is always some handful of millions about to be paid by tenants.

Nothing is more empowering. Your property is your temple. You decide what lives on it, that's why we have what they call professional estate agents and managers like me....and thats why we have something called "Agreements." Properties investment has been in existence like forever, it wont be replaced as according to Marslow, the world renowned psychologist who listed the MOST PRESSING HUMAN NEED HIERARCHY....After FOOD, SHELTER is NEXT.

Show off.

Landlord is the most easiest job in the world.The most important aspects are Location, location and location.Talkin from experience.

gokelicious: dude, there is a diff. btw selling spare parts and buying shares in a coy. Do expect the executives to go and find out if there shareholders stole or not. Is that not efcc, icpc, police etc job!

If you like don't observe due diligence on your shareholders, especially the major ones until security operatives seal your business because one unscrupulous investor is using your company as a FRONT.