₦airaland Forum

IbroSaunks: ahahn, na just one day na!

otondo tins just dey scratch mi. Forgive mi

phemygee: D first Lagos is suppose t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ be Kwara oooo. Abi una wan post ♍ƺ t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ Lagos from Nairaland? Looool

By the powers invested in mi, i hereby change ure posting to lagos. U may proceed to camp. Lol

CY09: Help me ask am o!

WHAT THE F**K?!

ogbeche77: Sharply u don enta Abuja... Na u hold key wey dem won take open camp.. Lollz

Journey wey i start since friday.... How u take c am?

*yawns* guud morning o!

JUST ARRIVED FCT THIS MORNING, STAYING IN A HOTEL RITE NOW. ABEG NA WHO DEY ENTER FCT MAKE IM HALAA MI ABEG,MAKE LONELINESS NO KILL MI FOR THIS TOWN. A GOODY GOODY MORNING.

JUST ARRIVED FCT THIS MORNING, STAYING IN A HOTEL RITE NOW. ABEG NA WHO DEY ENTER FCT MAKE IM HALAA MI ABEG,MAKE LONELINESS NO KILL MI FOR THIS TOWN.

Abuja,Abuja,Abuja..... Going?

[quote author=black_beau]Hi frenz.I've been posted to abuja.would like to meet others who have been posted there too[/quote]This is ichidodo reporting for duty. How may i be of service ma'am.

Funny thread.

CuntDestroyer: Won't the Igbo man be allowed to own a land and property in say England or the U.S.?

It all comes down to the barbaric jealous nature of Nigerians against the Igbos.

The IGBOS COME TO YOUR LAND AND IN NO TIME THEY BECOME SUCCESSFUL.

How many times have I heard the fabolous tale of ritual money to hide your laziness as an excuse of why the Igbos are succesful in whatever they do.

The Igbos are successfully because they are self reliant and not lazy as most of Nigerians.

I recall my first visit to poverty stricken Niger Republic, and when I asked my guide for the Nigerian corner of town so I could get some pepper soup, all the peeps I met were young successful Igbo men who were into spare part trading. Most people even the Igbos I met mistook me for either a north African or fulani/busu dude. I had this female companion who came to the conclusion that since I wasn't a fulani and I was fair skinned and from Nigeria I must be Igbo. She asked me if igbos did rituals for money. I told her I wasn't Igbo and asked her were she got her info from. Thinking it was from nonsense nollywood she shocked me and told me it was from my fellow Nigerians who complained about Igbos. My guess is that the lazy northerners seem to like diverting attention from their poverty and downplaying Igbo success by claiming that every succesful igbo man is either a thief or ritual killer.

ENVY WILL KILL ALL OF THEM INCLUDING THE YERIBAS,U CAN NEVA KEEP THE IGBOMAN DOWN. CAN U SUPPRESS AN INFERNO? MMBAANU!

DailyNews: I just came in now and saw this front page stuff, and it was heartbreaking reading the story. First, no one should deny the genuineness of the story cos its real. It is no secret that an average Islam has a trait of violence in him/her compared to other religions and even pagans. This is evident throughout the world, and this religion further helped to make Hausas an inhumane people with no conscience once there is a disagreement.

It is also no secret that the Igbos are the catalyst of economic and infrastructural development in Nigeria- reason other tribes don't want Nigeria separated cos they know if Igbos leave, their land will be like ancient deserts with only huts.


Someone asked why is it that yorubas and hausas don't build houses in other regions of nigeria that isn't their region? Now ask yourself, how many yorubas own good houses in their own villages and states aside makeshift houses to cover rain and sun? The same is applicable to hausas. But for igbos, they love good houses, money and treasures and when they get it, they don't care to plant it everywhere they go- their villages, cities where they live, and it is because they love peace and hardly think of war or envy other tribes that's why they easily forget the past and still go ahead to build mansions wherever they are.


If all Nigerians can be honest and shun greed and envy, they all ought to commend the Igbos for developing Nigeria and encouraging other tribes to join in nation infrastructural development rather than resorting to envy, greed and unjustified destruction of Igbo properties and lives at any slight disagreement.


But this who thing is simple, if at all you hate Igbos and don't want to see them in your lands, why not let's have a round table meeting of: Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, South-South, Middle Belt and peacefully divide Nigeria into maybe. 5 countries with peace, and then 10yrs later, let's look at the diff. Countries and rate their development? But if you bring this idea up, Hausa man will cry and raise dagger cos he knows without Igbo he is dead, Yoruba man may agree ignorantly just to take over Igbo properties in lagos which they cannot even maintain after years that Igbos leave. S-S will agree, Middle belt is just similar to Hausa.


Please let's be honest to ourselves, Nigeria is not one, let's go our ways peacefully and go worship our Gods in our chosen ways without haven to force our violent religion on others pls

OMO THIS IS ONE NA 1000000 LIKES. F**K YERIBAS,F**K AWO-OLE, ENVIOUS PIGS.

ihebrooke: When will you grow up?
Is your tribe guiltless?
Nobody is supporting their action, but it is unreasonable to turn it into a tribal bashing thread.

OGA DONT BE NAIVE AS IT IS ALREADY A TRIBAL BASHIN THREAD. U C ANYTIME THE YERIBAS A55ES HAVE BEEN LICKED TRIBALLY ELSE WHERE IN THE FORUM, THE MODS WILS DROP SUMTIN LIKE THIS TO TURN THE TABLES. ANYWAY, I AM HERE TO GATECRASH THIS PARTY.

berem: abi oo! me I don tire for this kind story.if no be Baba Suwe na that other yoruba actress.wetin be her name sef? Mtscheeew.man must chop na! Abi no be so?

NA WUNMI SUMTHING, SHEY NA BUKKY WRIGHT?

PStylish: Let me state here unequivocally that:

I am in full support of the current mass recruitment of Igbos and Hausas as foot soldiers (translators ,slaves and errand boys) into the US Army.

And I pray it never stops.

DAT ONE CONSIGN U.

jehovahnoni: hey charlie..am nt hurtin,i only replied d filty insult to my tribe,d u.s nt recruitin d yorubas means we're nt cheap...we're too valuable to b risked or damaged,n we're intelligent dan dem choosen roasted corns....i laugh in chinese,so go laugh for HELL...

I CAN SMELL BULL-SHIIT FROM WHERE U R, STOP KIDDING URESELF. COME CLEAN AND SAY U R NOT HAPPY DAT URE LANGUAGE IS STRATEGICALY IRRELEVANT TO THE AMERICANS,SO THAT WE WILL KNOW WHERE U R COMING FROM. YERIBA TOO INTELLIGIENT AND VALUABLE MY BLACK IGBO NYAASH.

Smooyis: When d time comes dat they need soldiers for strategic planning, they will call on d yorubas. But to be in d warfront fighting a meaningless war of showmanship, we are too wise to be involved no matter d amount of dollars being offered. We are neva easily deceived. It is not for nothing, we are d most matured, most peaceloving, and most accommodating tribe in naija. But d gentility of a lion should not be mistaken for his cowardice................We shall see d end.

BECAUSE IT DOES NOT FAVOUR U, U R NOW ACCOMODATING,PEACE-LOVING/MATURED, BA? BUT IF U SAY 'LAGOS' SOME PEOPLE'S DIICK WIL STAND UP. STOP THE ENVY.

jehovahnoni: let me start by sayin ure d king of bastards for callin d yorubas bastards,how dare u ..with dat ur fat lousy foul mouth insult my tribe,i took dis personal.....u said we av sub-standard education..ure perfectly wrong,google it..we yorubas ar d best wen it comes to education u dis silly buffon,wat ar moderators doin...u aut to b banned,ure a crude disgrace to ur ethnicity...RASCAL.

GUY RELAX, I UNDERSTAND U R HURTIN. TAKE IT EASY, IT IS WELL. THE U.S WILL ASK 4 YERIBA TRANSLATORS VERY SOON, DONT CRY.

Page 9, Page 9, Page 9.

klax: Hahahahaha so funny you make me laugh rejected Visa a country I live for over 22 year with more than 17 years of green card you are joker pls say somethin else biko ok.

U?! NO B U WEY I SEE 4 IYA MOLUSIKAT EWEDU AND AMALA JOINT THE OTHER DAY?

COOLDUN: Yorubas think that US government do not have the security reports of Nigeria, how can they recruit from a tribe their four star general was seen crying like a baby, while 9 others were packaged like sardines in a small room by an ordinary major, that is why they are calling for his execution. If they have decided to recruit from only two tribes Hausa and Igbo, it means that they have noticed the incompetency and untrustworthiness of the Yoruba tribe. If it was the Yorubas that was mentioned as the recruited soldiers today, you would have heard their empty bragging. Nigerians fail to know that the US army fought alongside the Nigeria army during the war then they studied the most trusted, loyal, and fearless people in Nigeria. Whatever that does not favor the Yoruba tribe is a taboo. They think it’s like Nigeria where a carpenter is highered to do the work of an engineer.

NO MIND THEM. F**K YERIBAS,F**K AWO-OLE.

obadiah777: AND SHE GOES AND DISAPPOINTS

BECUZ SHE NO TALK WETIN U WAN HEAR. THE TRUTH IS BITTER.

bayulll01: US discovered that Igbo and amaljirin are the parasite we they need to eradicate for the world to be better,oya!!round them up and kill them all

musiwa7: the reason why is because majority of nigerian in the USA army are Yoruba.. nearly over 60% of nigerian in the USA are Yorubas.

bayulll01: US discovered that Igbo and amaljirin are the parasite we they need to eradicate for the world to be better,oya!!round them up and kill them all

NO DEY CONSOLE UNA SELF. ENVIOUS YERIBA PIPU.

biodunid: This is not a new program or unique to the US Army. The CIA began recruiting native SPEAKERS of sundry African etc languages years ago especially after 9/11. Makes snooping on such people easier or what is the point of gathering all the world's voice calls / internet traffic if you can't understand the Yoruba, Yoruba spoken? Nothing to do with courage. Just need people who are happy to snoop on their own people or lead the enemy into their own land for a mess of pottage - US passport. Apparently they already have enough Yoruba traitors - I am Yoruba - so dont need any more in the current recruitment round.

NO BE ONLY SNOOP NA SNOOP DOGGi DOG. THE U.S AS A WORLD POWER HAVE DEEMED THE NIGERIAN LANGUAGES AND THE PEOPLE OF IGBOS AND HAUSAS AS IMPORTANT COGS IN THEIR WAR-MACHINE AND NATIONAL SECURITY. SOON THERE WILL A RACE AMONGST CHINA, RUSSIA, EUROPE E.T.C FOR THE MOST HAUSA AND IGBO TRANSLATORS. WE DON TURN HOT CAKE. ABEG MAKE DEM YERIBAS PARK WELL MAKE WE PASS ABEG TO RI OLORUN.

[quote author=sammy_jay]what a pity americans recruiting innocent pple to go and die for nothing, oooh i pity those Bleep chicken brains who thought that they where pick cos of they are brave waste ur life and your wife becomes widows your children become orfans. be wise ye brave foools[/quote]BUT IF DEM CALL YERIBA NOW, NA U GO CARRY FIRST, TYPICAL ENVIOUS YERIBA MAN. EJOOR GO CHOP AMALA.

Bolan123: I am really enjoying this thread. I don laugh die.

OMO u AINT SEEN ANYTIN YET. U GO NEED MORE OGBONO FOR THIS ONE

berem: nna jiri nwayo biko! Ochi ato gbuo le m eba.chei! Ndi Yoruba ahuna ihe taa!

ARA GA GBA NDI ARA TODAY TODAY.

50calibre: And yorubas sent to the farm where they can produce enough faeces to serve as manure for crops, while some of their women will be kept as s*x toys, you know Yoruba girls mature quick.

WIT THEIR BIG BLACK IKEBE.

Ikwere fist son: nd yorubas re knwn 4 takeng cover benth dia wifes wraper or dia modas spring bed.shoutng egba mi o

EGBA MI O! EMA KPA MI O!

Smart jeezy: I hate u all!
U are all barmy and callow...
We should stop this for christ sake.You people are worst than aluu's community.

GUY RELAX,D TIN NEVA START,MAKE WE REACH PAGE 9. U GO KNOW HOW FAR.

Ikwere fist son: my frnd u yorubas re more poverty stricken dn d ibos.d yorubas d highest numb of mud housds in southen nija.yoruba hav d highest numb of child hawkers in d south due 2 poverty.d ibos hav d highest numbr of midle clas family in d south so tel me hw re dy poverty stricken.wen u yorubas re walowing in poverty nd dia bragng wit lagos dat does nt belong 2u.lagos is neva a yoruba suces story bt nija.

POWERED BY IGBOS.