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Nonexisting1:
One vaginarian asked me what she could do to domesticate my dick and dedicate it only to her pussy. She did because she was in cloud nine at that time. I simply kept my mouth shut because I don't talk when I eat. She was riding me and I was eating breast. After the sex which was very good by the way, I said to her; Well, a man's dick can never be tamed or dictated to and unfortunately, you're talking to a man here.

Brolosho

I've eaten number 6 Ekuru

alanto

Kasdat5:
Because of you , I'll drop some Xmas special . I was of abandoning the diary sef .

You are doing well

Make I buy popcorn begin chop

Travel estacode na die

PerfectJUSTICE:
Good morning guys. I met this lady some years back and one thing led the other we stared living together. She is from north central why I am from the east. At first it was just sex but somehow it started developing to feelings (from her end though). The sex was so good that she became pregnant. She finally gave birth to a beautiful girl but we kept staying together. God knows I should have married her but I saw signs that I was very scared to commit my future with her kind...yes..her kind. She was too temperamental to the extent that whenever she's angry she goes for the kill. She once used a knife on my face that left a scare even till today. I can't count properties she has destroyed whenever that demonic anger is on her and she's extremely jealous. Her jealousy have pushed her one time to make me sleep outside in the cold even when I wasn't guilty of her accusation. It got to a point where I couldn't take it anymore and I had to tell her to go. I didn't know that was just the beginning of what she has in store for me.

The day I told her to go and that I am fed up, I left for work only to return to an empty apartment. She moved everything from the house and left just the rug for me. I cried. I tracked her to her sisters place and saw her but I didn't see any of my property. I wanted to take it up with her but some people adviced me that it was ok she left with the property than with my life. I left her and started afresh but I didn't stop caring for my daughter who is 5. I was still paying her school fees and still fed her (or will her say them). Truthfully this lady is not from a rich home. The mum and siblings are still in the village struggling.

I woke up to a new year call on the very first day of this year to hear that my daughter is now in the village with her struggling grandma and will not be returning anymore. I almost passed out. How? Why? She said if I needed to see my daughter again I should go to the village that she wanted to live a free life.

See what cohabitation have caused me. I feel depressed. Pained. The village doesn't have access. No network. I can't even reach anybody. I'm so very frustrated. What your advice please

NB: For those saying it's fiction because I wrote the village is inaccessible. A village where you will have to park your car and continue the rest of the journey with a boat is it easily accessible? A village where you will have to come outside before you can make or receive a call would you say that the village have network? Please I didn't come here to right you a fiction. This is real. If I show you a picture of me like now you will understand I'm practically loosing it. I only need your sincere advice hence I wrote this.

Sad one

cenaman:
They should start with the drugy in Aso Rock with stolen mandate and forged certificate from Chicago state university (CSU).

Rest

Kasdat5:
Benue , here I come .

Whether na bonnet, abeg reserve for me.
Boss, drop more road trip na

Ene oOoOO

Terrorism

Single baby Mama don't get any spoiling , shame makes them to behave well

Yeye girlfriend wants to be dramatic during periods

Wahala for who takes this gender serious

IRAN president blows hot, accuses isreal for the Kerman bombing

Hezbollah Nasrallah threatening hail and brimstone

obedience4:
I don't think it's mossad, mossad hardly target civilians, they go for high value targets it can't be mossad,I believe it must be terrorist at are sympathetic to the Islamic state Isis
The same way they started attacking civilians during the USA withdraw from Afghanistan.

The thing about this Muslim people,
Is that they are different terrorist with different ideology's yet they claim one god

Okay , I suspect Mossad. Netanyahu is on full rage

International sponsorship abi Sunni vs Shite

Middle east players are suspect

E remain toothpick own

Petrol 1200 loading, final burial.

Devaluation, subsidy removal, IMF puppet

Sad one

Hardship, petrol marketers already increasing price

PlayMaker14:
I attended the crossover service at a church close to my house, and after the whole religious ritual of shouting Happy New Year, lite up candles and shaking your neighbor sitting close to you, the pastor then ordered us to bring out our first fruit of the year..... I knew where this was going

I bone, the Shege wey I see last year nor let me plant any fruit.

All these while, the lady sitting close to me at the overflow was just murmuring some words; “Hey God, and I nor carry money come oh”

Immediately I heard her saying this, I just laughed and focused on typing my Happy New Year Message on my WhatsApp status.

Fear nor let am ask me to give her one Naira for first fruit, na timber land boots and jean jacket with head warmer I wear enter church, so, she maintain. 😄


This is how most pastors in Nigeria cash out.

Na revenue officers Dem b

Ebymyk:
I feel your pain.. I have a Step mom too... All of them are that stupid.. Causing confusion here and there,try by all means to maintain the relationship you have with your dad... Don't allow her come between you and your dad...she sees you as a threat to her and her children... Step mom's are pretenders, no matter how they pretend to love you, na scam... She's doing all in her power to push you and your siblings out of the picture.. You and your siblings should have 1 voice... And be careful with her food... She has no right to starve you. It's your father's house..if she's not willing to give you food..Report her to your dad, if he doesn't take swift action, go and prepare food for yourself to eat in that kitchen,thunder fire that woman ... It's your father's money.. Be spiritually alert... Don't ever believe or trust step mom's, the are snake's.... Know your rights,if she's behaving as if she's on the same page with you, she's just looking for a soft spot or your vulnerability to step on...please watch it... Be wise...

I pity anyone who doesn't know their tactics. We had one B4 pops death. Assets worth 500M down the drain. They Sabi church and prayers, all na scam. Very diabolical and wicked. Matter long abeg

ahnie:
If you like go there and constitute nuisance you're gon end up in guardroom and a rank taken from you.

Except you don have a rank....you go do 28days duties for sentry.
Come cut grass tire untop heavy tatu



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Just a friendly reminder

Your father was a force man
Orderly room

HolinessForever:
A reminder to Beirut that it can look like Gaza if Hezbollah and Hamas will continue attacking Israel from Lebanon.

Amir T

Wotoporiosly speaking. Do anyhow, see anyhow

HolinessForever:
Hezbollah finally releases a statement saying they mourn the death of Al-Arouri, and this act will not go unpunished.

Isreal means business. All Hamas members are good as dead

UYEMDO35:
Why does my stepmother keep ruining my life, manipulating the people around me, and keep doing things that hurt me and my siblings?
Life has been so unbearable ever since she came into our house.....
She constantly seek to destroy the good relationship that I have with my father and When she notice that am not around she start condemning me infront of my father and pretend to be nice when she sees me.
And dis woman already have 2 children that are upto my age but she doesn't talk much about dem but instead prefer to gossip us to my father..... My father on d other side is not even responsible as a man but instead prefer to sit with her and download all our past life to her in which she now later use it against I and my siblings.
My experience with dis so call people call family wasn't a child's play. They made my life look miserable for me
after graduating from school so i decided to come home to stay with dem pending till when my results will be out but instead dis people use my eyes see shege. My unknown step mother wan suffer me with food and I nearly die of hunger.
I just couldn't tolerate their attitude anymore so I decided to purchase Army form when it came out online.
And God saw me through the screening process and I made it to the final list in which we will be going for training soon.

Once everything goes well for me I intent to ghost dem cuz dis was never my plan to join the military.

Now, listen and listen good!!!
Secretly have all photocopies of all landed assets of your father. This woman will run with everything. We experienced this in my family, I had to fight from 2016 till now to recover some. Most step mothers are evil and after wealth. It's few men that know their tactics. Act fast

englishmart:
A woman doesn’t break up to go be alone

Before every break up , there is a third party she’s now in love with

If you beg , you are only telling her you want to be her second choice

If she ever accepts , she will put the new nigga first and treat you like piss

Remember it’s not her fault .. she naturally thinks with her feelings like a child .. it’s you who doesn’t understand female psychology

No woman leaves a relationship to be alone

If she leaves you , she found someone she thinks is better … tbis can not be reversed

EXCEPT the new person starts changing towards her … for safety reasons as not to still stay alone , she can consider to come back to you …

And while she does , she still hunts for the next man

This is why it’s dangerous to beg for love

Hope you learn

Simping should be prohibited in this country in 2024 🤦🏼

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Judolisco:
Why won't there be financial misappropriation... When u choose to share money by cash when there's account number and individual BVN.... They'll tell you not everyone has an account number... Tell people today that you'll be sharing money into bank accounts if they won't troop to banks to open accounts... U can tell people to get voters card but u can't tell dem to open bank accounts... Nigerians are so cunny

Your mind dey there, Barman give him a chilled bottle of orijin

MUMU ticket serving Nigerians Hot hot

E go reach everybody

Okechinwadike:
nobody that supports evil goes unpunish

What ever, It's bound to happen

Physics na

hisexcellency34:
You think the cabals behind generators and plants will want it to improve? If the president wants it to improve, he knows what to do

Primitive thinking