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776911us:
The young lad should learn how to be tough as his father. That's my birthday wishes to him

prince3009:
So when a G-wagon is cruising at 80kmph and you are driving a Corolla at 140kmph and you overtake a G-wagon, in your mind, your corolla is faster?

Ethnic bashing seems to be the only thing you can do best!

theoldpretender:
Zimbabwe's problems started when they did that land resettlement programme 19 years ago.

As a result, they destroyed their means of getting foreign reserves, destroyed a major sector of their economy, and their currency paid the price.

Moral: sometimes justice has to wait.

EggdonorAgent:
A fertility clinic located in the mainland, urgently needs young ladies between the ages of 19-26 years to donate eggs for couples trying to conceive. You will be compensated with a token of 120-130k. DM if interested. Thanks!

DukeLad:
Still available to take your orders

Yoighaman:
My aunt is a woman of great influence and immense wealth and has men at her beck and call. She made her first ‘money’ yesteryears when she awarded a ‘contract’ to her foreign ‘business’ partners who ‘settled’ her with what eventually became 17 trailers of cows, 12 gallons of oil and 5 revolutionary books; these 36 items became d fountain of her wealth…, now let’s leave the story of her background for another day…

“who told these ‘men’ I don’t know the kind of ‘guy’ I’d like to hook up with?” she often wondered….

Recently, she was approached by ‘Mr. Gap’ who she finds pretty difficult to forgive because he forced her to abort a pregnancy 17 yrs ago which left scars in her uterus. Mr. ‘Gap’ also needs to explain to my aunt how the power pack of her ‘DEL-G’ laptop crashed when the parcel was delivered and why “M-ABIO” slept over a cup of tea had she not aborted the pregnancy…, but like she’d always say “ life goes on and so must we”…

‘Mr. Gap’ took my aunt to a choice restaurant for breakfast and to her delight he would not allow her take a cup of ‘A-TIK’. She recalls taking ‘A-TIK’ prior to now because the ‘OBA’ of her town who is a ‘SAN’ from the town of ‘JO’ in connivance with the ‘town elders’ forced ‘A-TIK’ on her for 8 years. It tastes just bland; she muttered.

Then suddenly ‘Mr. Gap’ began wooing her again, she was shocked and speechless, ‘Mr. Gap’ quickly reminded her that he promised to come back for her love.

Meanwhile, ‘Uncle Buhri’ who’s been one of her most consistent ‘guys’ waited patiently in his ‘Range’ parked outside the restaurant waiting to zoom her away.

She smiled, albeit with disgust because she just could not understand what kind of game these ‘guys’ were playing with her.

She sure knows she might become ‘, BAD.’ if ‘Dr. Fash’ whom she met recently when she was rushed to the hospital hit her real hard…, she’d consider it an inoculation, after all, he’s not a a ‘Pe*D*oP*hile’…, …,

SEMOLA:
Pls house, what is the salary package of ITF - Industrial Training Fund?

Maiturare1:
Thank you bro. But i want to know which has the highest salary pay?

Dpharisee:
The President of Gabon Ali Bongo is supposedly an Igbo man, he was adopted from the orphaned Biafra kids sent to Gabon by some charity organisations.
He was chosen as a successor by his father Umar Bongo despite efforts by his biological children to frustrate it

France has ensured that the family remain in power like in other Francophone countries such as Cameroon, Togo etc for their own interests

gaby:
This has just reminded me of an accident I was involved in somewhere around Ugep in 2012. Most of us passengers from the bus were strolling out from inside the rooms in the house covered in dusts as if we were residents of the building.

The kind slap wey I tear the driver ehnnn...because I had continually warned him when I noticed he was dozing on the wheels. He told me he was fine and confident relying on an energy drink he was sipping on. I even volunteered to help him out with the driving down to Uyo while he rests some for where...na God save man.

Had another nasty one on this same East West road inwards Uyo. Our driver seemed to have gotten a seizure abi na suicide the guy wan commit I no know...we were faced with a truck head on with the driver resigned to whatever was coming until I jumped in from behind him and steered the vehicle away from the oncoming truck into the buildings on the side of the road.

Everyone was surprised how we survived what we had just escaped...that was the true definition of by the whiskers. The owners of the damaged shops and buildings were noticeably happy for us and cared less about their personal losses.

Man time never reach joor...na when I sleep for cemetery I know say na my own death go kill me at the appointed time.

Formidable1:
As far as Nigeria is concerned, Biochemistry will not fetch you any good job. Even with a first class or Masters or PhD, your best bet is a lecturing job. I advise you go for Medicine or Law, or any other professional course since you're willing to continue studying.

Talking from experience, I studied Microbiology and was jobless for 3yrs even with a good 2.1 grade. I had a lot of friends in similar situation. I then switched all the way to study Law, it's paying off and I'm very glad I did. You can never go wrong with a professional course.

DoctorGenerator:
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Erratic power supply or total darkness in Nigeria is not news any more. Most homes,businesses and manufacturing industries all relied on alternative source of power supply to run their machines. This machine cost lot of money, also, needs adequate attention and knowledge. So,feel free to post your technical questions, enquiery, maintenance tips, overhauling,electrical faults etc here.

SatanHelpMePls:
ALL THESE PEOPLE CLAIMING DEPRESSED, WHEN YOU'RE DEPRESSED YOU NO GO GET MOUTH TO TALK

Gbengageorge:
I am getting afraid of my fiance now, she does all this. Maybe when she gets in I will see a different person.

sandra50:
Which boys?2 of his sons are boko Haram..they joined their mother in killing their father just because the mother started taking care of them after the mother sold his house..cares..rendered his business useless all in the name of doing politics that she never won any but kept sleeping around with them.

He told me my daughter..all my children no one is by myself..they have all left me because I nolonger have money..this was the last discussion I had with him and so many other things he said before he had stroke like 3 months later which lead to his death for weeks later.
I don't even know if it's the woman that covered him with a nylon back so she wouldn't have to carry his poo for long because he told me we wouldn't even know if they kill him in that house.

MyGeneration:
Guy just settle down go bar buy one bottle of McDonald's dowels drink enough to get u high but not too much then look for somebody around that sells weed ask for Arizona smoke up as u walk home just start thinking about your wife and all she has put you through I swear by the time u get home the highness plus the annoyance and the frustration u go beat sense enter her head that day. When u finish throw her like load outside anything way want happen make e happen.

sandra50:
You tried forgiving a cheating wife.thats how my Aunty killed my uncle with exactly thesame character..he cried while I was talking to him that he had no peace and wanted to run away but was opportuned to until he had stroke and died afterwards..now his wife is sleeping with different men in his house.

Do not listen to please when you start the process for your life because once you start it and stop afterward she will poison you before you finally throw her out and bring in her ex to be your son's father.
Even if it takes time to divorce her better calm down and go through the whole process for the sake of your son.you will definitely have access to your son and your son will understand everything when he grows..if you want to be alive let that woman go.
She has so rendered you manless that she could counter your order and still bring the woman to the house.