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ForestHill:
This the best explaination especially people from Cross River state

akwa ibom..

Mercychen:
Jeezzz.. and she couldn't shout rape!!! So the idiot will stop?

She's lucky he didn't try to rape her.
Some Men though. Una matter tire person o.

they're the ones disgracing men out there..
with the way pusi plenty for him no fit find one

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na so e dey start..

him fit dey shoot song u think say na cruise

iHart:
Like I will be speaking Igbo and it will be translating into English.

I think so

okay na

CursedNsukka:
Why do Akwa Ibom hate children like this, from maltreating them as witches to now this. Please why is this state cursed like this?

you must be very very stupid for this comment..

Good day Nairalanders! last week i went to do correction of name in port Harcourt customary court, so after clearing what took me there I decided to visit one of my lawyer friend who's currently working there for the past one year now. So on getting to his office we were discussing when he showed me a hip of file that's about to sign for divorce, I was shocked cause the file I saw was more than 1thousand. I try asking him why all the divorces he couldn't give me genuine answer..
that made me so scared of marriage, because of my curiosity I have to research to get at least a little knowledge why marriages crash so i realized the marriages of this days are base on sight(money, sweet shapes, sexy this and that), husband and wife don't have this agape love for there partner..

let here from the PROs!!

Kempinski:
Good morning guys , there's this woman in my neighborhood who has been having an extramarital affairs with the bike man that normally use to come and pick her children to school in the morning, she has two kid, a boy and a girl, but her cheating spree is out of this world...

Her husband is a nice person and works in one of the big bank in the country on the island, due to his nature of his job, he leaves for work early and return very late...

This crazy woman has been using this to hit her children's bike man on severea occasion, there's was this day I was at home working on my laptop early in the morning, the window of her bedroom shares the same as mine only a fence blocking us apart, I kept hearing heavy moany and repeated thrust sound coming from the bedroom,

This man in question is a cool headed gentle man, easy going in the estate and doesn't deserve this kind of trouble and heart wenching action the woman is taking him through, I don't preay he finds out and I need help on how to tell the woman to stop doing this and at the same time I don't want their marriage to crash....

After knacking, this woman goes to her shop and pretends as if nothing happens.....

I would advise you send a anonymous bulk SMS to the woman warning her to stop that thing she's doing with her bike man or else u will report her to her husband, pls I beg u don't allow the husband to know now, don't be a home breaker so God won't punish u..threaten the wife with bulk SMS to chase the bike man away... thanks

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this boy with small prick done come back again. nawa ooo, that's Normal bumps na stop disturbing us her with ur small prick picture.. I beg u!!!!

sometimes things like this appear anytime you shave, specially when using shaving stick that doesn't like your skin.. use ANTIBIOTIC if you're scared..

Idamond:
na prick I de see so!

na prick bumps?

Good day Nairalanders! Is there anyone or you have seen anyone that have ever gotten an international scholarship via any blog/website?.

QuickStandard:
There's hope for progression.

Though I fear for Awka United. Their win margin is too narrow, to take to North Africa for the second leg.

Congrats to both teams though

how many akwa win?

nothing can be done just thank God for everything

if you trust the man and believed he can be of good help to you not help that will affect u in future go ahead but be a good boy

seyz91:
Lies

That event not an excuse for you to be doing knack and run, never said it didn't happen but that shouldn't make you resort to knack and run

Just say you intended to knack her and run before

We go understand

ohh guardian Angel sorry for lying to u I never knew u were here. mtch

FemaleSoldier:
Hilltop mansion as the name implies you can figure that out yourself

a diaha nyan.. uyai mkpo Abadia?

Ayo2004:
We don't talk anymore
I just see her IG posts,like and move on..

Na my parents cause this wahala,in secondary school,I wasn't rich or too fine or too smart,what made me a big boy was football
I don't mean to brag but I was literally invicible
I was like the Lionel Messi of my school..
Those dribbles,long shots, skills,killer passes made the entire school hail
me,if I just touch ball,everybody go dey shout...
the girls go just corner me after the match
Even ss3 boys and our teachers were scared to play against me and my guys..
My classmates I1 and I2 go just dey fight for me anytime we want to play ball
Those days were my best because I was like a god
Even the local competition with other schools,I always led my team to victory
My neighbors,classmates and teachers usually urged me to start playing football

I begged and begged my parents to let me play football but my father promised to stop funding my life if I tried such
Once,when I was 14,before I was forced to go to science class so I can study medicine,I argued with my father about it but he gave me the beating of my life
When I tried to get in touch with one of my uncles abroad,it led to a fight with my father..
Omo na so that dream just comot

Nowadays,when things are not going right,I wonder how life could have been rosy for me if I was allowed to play football
E sure me say I for don dey ball for one European top team dey collect like €150k weekly dey chop life..

We meuvvee sha

hope still dey ur football age never reach 25..

Mr100Dollars:
At a friend's shop, that was many years ago, she was wearing a big skirt, so i passed my hand under and started fingering her first, the shop was a bit dark. The girl became so Hot and she sat on me open the big skirt. Omo na so we knack o

that shop done pass second reading, by now the shop done scatter, kpatakpata

Ayo2004:
In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..

On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors

We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o
This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table
We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.

After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel.
My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled.
Mehnnn,those memories....

The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter
If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....

lol Manchester city you mean? she fit help na remind her of all dis and wait and see the reaction

“We will be going into. A civil war” – Joe Biden Announces

In a stirring address to the country today, Biden has
announced a new Civil War.
“Look, folks—here’s the deal. For real this time. No
joke. The words on the screen I’m supposed to read are
saying that we’re gonna force millions of people to get
vaccinated against their will. Gotta do it folks,” said Biden as he read off the teleprompter. “To enforce this,
we’re just gonna have ourselves a little Civil War. It’s
been a while since we had one of those. Let’s just fight it out until all the unvaccinated people are dead or
we’re all dead which will stop the spread of COVID.
Win-win, folks.”
Biden assured the American people they will lose the
upcoming Civil War as they don’t have any F-15’s or
nukes. Any unvaccinated Americans who survive will be
sent to special camps where they will learn the importance
of getting vaccinated.
“For real, I don’t see how anyone can be against this!
Come on, man!” Biden said.

https://bentigos.ng/we-will-be-going-into-a-civil-war-joe-biden-announces/

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it is a choice me that use to eat meat before food

One year ago i used to work with this fat overly self
centered loud guy. Everybody at the office was afraid of him, he always seemed angry. He would pick on this new young ( good looking ) girl all the time, always yelling at her and making her look bad in front of all of us to the point she would avoid him at all times. She hated his guts, called him a disgusting pig, animal, son of a bitch bla bla....
One day they sent three of us to a business trip for a
couple of days, first night after work we go to this bar and start drinking, I get drunk and leave to my hotel room, couple hours later I hear in the young lady room people banging like animals, first thought in my mind was she found someone at the bar and brought him to her room... I was wrong. The “disgusting pig”was fucking her.
After that day i realized women are all about emotions and
you should never take them serious. Nowadays i don't argue with women at all, i just let them finish their rants and then f**k them mercilessly.

na prick I de see so!
na prick bumps?

can I have her contact let be friends so we can be bathing together as friends

Mine was on a stage hall in school. There was no one in the hall, but still right in the middle of the stage, with the lights on and everything. It was risky but the job was still done. let here from our elders in the house

this post is about to make front page..

Nairaland prison..
you have been imprison for treason and faking USA stay.

osuofia2:
This is wickedness from the Southern states. These bills are directed against the Fulani's who are known pasturist. I think it is high time the North do away with South by going our separate ways.
The South should know that all lands belongs to God

why not take you cows to Ghana or USA to feed them on there Land and tell them this shit..

very soon the north won't benefit anything again from the south the way they do before and definitely they will be the ones shouting we need division and the south will say no we're one

osuofia2:
This is wickedness from the Southern states. These bills are directed against the Fulani's who are known pasturist. I think it is high time the North do away with South by going our separate ways.
The South should know that all lands belongs to God

yes ooo all land belongs to God! and God created men to dominate the land remember

ok