₦airaland Forum

LemonBoy1: wat hs short-hands gat 2 do wit d topic? Hw cn it affect u wen u r such a genius in english language? Hw cm u still a job seeker wen u r a genius? Hv u 4goten dat mst pipo r typing wit dem phone ( esp non - QWERTY keypad phones) ? Y will i go 2ru d stress typin evrytin in full wen i knw dat d pipo am typing 2 r nat daft aslong as i maintain a conventional short-hand? Bros, me nat in anyway intending 2 insult u, bt i guess ur opinion ds time is'nt sane enough. A short- hand dts nat clear 2 u, u should ask d poster so u may b clerified, i call dat humility.

berylLOL: ...so most guys here are saying dey prefer gurls who don't make up, me I'm now wondering how come gurls who wear make up still get married and are in relationships..u guys should stop d hypocrism abeg!, even if u are against somefin, try sayin it in a non insultive way. Most gurls feel confident wearing make up and it actually enhances d beauty of some gurls..watsup wif all d badmouthing na??we all have our weaknesses!, itz not like it's one great sin sef..choi!

drzed: Just self deception, if you ask me.

If you nor fine, you nor fine. End of story.
If your hair nor long, e nor long. Cool down
If your lips nor red, e nor red. Wetin be di problem?
If your eye lashes nor long, e nor long! And so?
If your skin nor yellow, e nor yellow, Chillax
If your nails nor long, leave am! You be winch?
If your teeth nor white, ehen? You be vampire?
If you don dey old, wrinkle must show. You cant be young forever!

So dia4, I ask again, who dey deceive who with make up?
Apart from perfume and deodorant, anything way pass vaseline (last-last, coconut butter cream) is make-up as far as I am concerned. And my wife knows I dont like bullshyte, so there you go. Our bedroom dresser is not populated with assorted self-deprecating, low-self-esteem, naturally-irrelevant and demartologically-harmful rubbish.

True beauty surpasses skin quality.

dadicvila: the people who decided to keep all corpers hungry because they will be paying off batchC corpers must be very stupid and crazy,how much are they even paying them off with self?is it up to what facrook and his fellow legislooters share among themselves??make them no make me vex O

mrczar: omo no be small fin oh, abi d bullion van wey carry d moni break down 4 aluu village

afam4eva: Which one be "Alawi"?

freecocoa: Holy Jehovah jaweh!

What is this please?

chelseabmw: Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehe

Too much smoking and drinking

kundul: Can sm1 pls jst giv us a hint bout dis whole story plssss. Cos sm1 sent me a video on my bb on how sm dudes were burnt alive pls is it still part of dis story?

kayswag100: @ '52', she still looks VERY GOOD!

Haters, no way!

pyyxxaro: I HEARD SHE'S PREGNANT FOR DAVIDO ..........

gboss4sure: The only solution is to turn to Christendom, Arabian Muslims feel superior to black Muslims and mainly Nigerian Muslims just like the northerner Muslims feel superior to youroba Muslims but if there is a little cartoon of Muslims, those Arab Muslims will instigate the black Muslims to protest cause they are just tools used for violence where there country enjoys peace.

#WHATAFAKERELIGION

mens dept: Thank you Saudi Arabia!!!! Thanks for showing Nigerians that they are meaningless, especially those wearing bedsheets in Sokoto.

Your country has good roads, constant light, where everyone speaks the same language, united under one culture, and where leaders want the best for their people.

Please continue to send the SHAMELESS Nigg.ers back to their messed up country that they cant use their silly brains to want to develop.

odehaj: I hate d sight of all.Thank God I have none.But..'wall geko' is ma problem,how do I get rid of them people?