₦airaland Forum

[quote author=emma_@]Male oh, becos he him self knws d price of garri in d market..[/quote]lmao

Lord have mercy *sighs*i need to relocate to space ASAP...

It's his time to shine 2012

blink182: I know the boy is short but this e height na D I E.

lol...u nor well

Temismith: Miss university as in, na she attend lectures pass abi ow sef?:/

seee u,madt geh.

Emmy9ite: Op go to school,earn certificates,have a carreer,be successful and no guy will mess with you. Men will treasure u. Try it!

i dey feel u die...BWT,what if she's 40 and above...should she still do what ur suggesting?

ebamma: Thanks aunty berem,but i will have loved to receive it in cash since it will be cheaper in my area,my address is at number 7 maiduguri lane borno state,God bless u if you come by yourself

lmao

Korrection: UNA SURE SAY SEUN THE NAIRALAND OWNER NO DEY pHUCK THIS TONTO DIKE?....IF TONTO DIKE SH1T..NAIRALAND GO SEE AM..IF SHE MESS..WE GO SEE AM...IF SHE PHUCK WE GO SEE AM...WETIN DEY WORRY NL MODS SELF??

o dear*sighs*

seedord247: Igbo why why why ?

Cant u guys continue with ya poff poff and okrika bizzness.

lmao...sad story,buh u jst cracked me up wif ur comment.

Yes women are...i know most ladies on here would be like'Naaaa,me kee,lie lie"...buh d truth of d matter is they still do...for example,if u tell a lady "A",she'll immediately think of "B"...buh in her heart of hearts,she'll believe d "A"u told her...most times subconsciously...(Dunno if i jst made sense)..

No i'm not,i love flying ....i just dislike d funnny and stupid sounds that occurs in my ear.

freecocoa: Its no big deal for me since they always allow me wind down the glass by my seat for fresh air,the air helps me throughout the flight

tellwisdom: I use aeroplane when goin to church

craze persin

chio chio: Good, i like flying it with windows down, so that i can jump when i sense danger, last time i jumped through the windwo was doing the land and i hurt my let leg...i don't like flying at all

spyder880: All my ancestors were buried in my family compound, I dont want to break the family tradition of being the first to be buried without seeing the "corpse"

na wao...simply answer yes or no...buh u funny shaaa.

U need a vacation...as for me,i need a job...i need money meehhnnn....

M M M: Sijo01

Don't worry everything will be all right when u resign.

Just quit ur job, I will employ u & give u a better job in my bedroom

na wao...

mtchwwwwwww.....some1 remind me of how this concerns me...RME

[quote author=Mynd_44]Am I the only one who thinks Lesbianboy is describing himself?[/quote]lmao i no fit shout....

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]scary as this news is, I can confidently tell you that most girls in Nigeria are in no way better than this lady. They'll be quick to meet you up at any location without any previous acquaintance.

The unbelievable part is that they are willing to jump into car and travel to any city to meet a complete stranger. These girls don't even want to know whether you are married or not. Just recharge their BIS and send them 20k with a flight ticket, the deal is sealed.

similar incident took place around 2007 involving a popular Hausa movie actres "Maryam Iyana" that was invited to meet up with a guy in Lagos, that incident led to the guy making a pornographic movie with her which later went viral on social media.

Log onto Facebook and ask most of our university girls this " when are you coming to see me ?", the response will always be a positive one. I'm beginning to think most of these girls usually log out their senses before login into Facebook. RIP Cynthia.[/quote]lol@'logout their senses'

ayobase: So, u would have gone if he didnt say ''.....I shouldnt tell anyone about my whereabout......''

u took d words right out of my mouth.

breezy047: Mr man. . .
She is already happily engaged to me. . .look elsewhere

see them,yeye guyz.

buhahahaha...ur not cwius aswear

exxell: Everytyme celebrity pics! How does all these their pics tell us when the price of garri goes down? This will make Jonathan go ahead with the increase in cassava loaf price because nobody is monitoring the price of garri in the market again. *crying*

Na wao...war kee...I can't fit shout n fight ooo

Abeg abeg abeg...she's cute d way she is jooor...

[quote author=DICKtator]*sucking orange while reading this thread* -_-

*looks at orange*

*faints*[/*pours water*lol

;DEvuulz

uihebom: Poster you will know if you drink otapiapia.

;DLol

denex: They generally belief that cough is the highest killer in subsaharan africa.