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Hello bro, just chill you will be fine soon.

But from what I can advice at the moment, you need the right information and guidance.

Most importantly you need a mentor.

Keep Hopes Alive!

secretsuccess:
my name is joshua a chemical engineering graduate. it is so difficult to survive as a hardworking, honest and God fearing person here in Nigeria. After my NYSC i have been struggling from place to place, looking for opurtunities. i always shuttle from lagos to portharcourt...thinking that one day it will be well. i just discovered that it will never be well..

When we were in secondary school we were told to get a good course..my parents were happy when i got chemical engineering..then in school it was get a good result..that was no problem, i got a second class upper.

Ater service it was get certified..ahh, no wahala.. i got my NEBOSH certificate..then again some said it was connection..ok, i joined lots of proffesional whatsapp groups after much work, i even had to pay for some...funny enough the so called proffesional group failed woefully.

twice i was called for a job brief..twice i was rejected..the first reason was because i am igbo the woman saw my name and her countenance changed though she dashed me 2k and told me the usual words i would get back to you..ok, fair enough. The second was in portharcourt i was rejected because
of my church..Roman catholic.. hmmm. A young man was also rejected for same reason he kept on complaining while i was just laughing..though later i begged him for #100 for my TP, he gave me sha.. he is a nice man.

ok. i had to go back to the drawing board..met some people and they said i should just do further courses..oooo! course again, ok.. no wahala. i begged my mum to sell her bike for 110k so i can add 30k and do process safety and loss prevention..she accepted.. i sold the bike and did the course.. yet, no interview call. i said ok let me visit companies and give them the cv..my brother no show.

i sat still again..and then reviewed my cv..paid 2k for push CV to review the cv..still no luck.. downloaded CV review app used it time and time again. same results.. no calls.

the only thing i get everyday is insults from my Father and some relatives of how lazy and weak i am...this is not fair life itself is not fair..is it not better to die? after working hard in school and after school for about 8-10 years no result for it..

People will always say dont be tired but my brother i don tire... i know many of us have same story, but for me the only thing i can do to make the pain easy.. is write..

Nigeria is not worth it.. did i tell you i briefly went into business?.. but how can you do well in business without long time experience.. it is always difficult..well, the pressure is much and i see that breaking point is close... only God knows Tomorrow.

These days the only thing that comes to my mind is suicide..i have downloaded lots of books to see if i can find a solution.. but none yet.. please if you have good advice for me i am willing to hear it.

thanks
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Doodoo10:
How far are you going with the new establishment sire?
I trust it's going fine.

abeg who is quoting me on a post I made since 2013, huh!

I don left oil and Gas teh Teh ....

The only thing that will take me back to Oil and Gas is NNPC, NLNG, IDSL, only Govt agencies, Indigenous Servicing Firms can barely survive, no contracts, most are owing salaries. While the Indigenous Exploration Firm are operating on field that their daily bpd can't allow too much expenses.

hahahahhaa Zombie, with Billions generated monthly abi, name 2 roads in Lagos that you can drive without your car Jerking When they generate 200Bn and use 2Bn on projects, Lagos is working indeed, with govt properties generating money for individuals.

lailo:
he doesn't care about good governance but Lagos is working and has been a reference point?kwontiniu

To slap you eheee de hungry me ....

A state with gutters built with blocks instead of reinforcements, Kai

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Sociologie:
Please help...HR Job please...

hehehehehe, they know what you want, Nigerians love to be scammed, the data consumption rate is high, mine is running like kilode

bayaar:
I subscribed this afternoon and I was given 1.6gb. I now checked it this night to my Suprise,i saw 3.2gb... Thumbs up glo.

nne why are u lying to yourself?


Who would want to be on the newspaper every day

egopersonified:
Why do people think being married to a successful man is the greatest achievement a woman can attain? What if she would never have wanted to be in the public eye?

GloriaNinja:
A MAN WHO FAILED WITH FOUR WOMEN IN THE PAST WILL STILL FAIL WITH THE CURRENT ONE, LANRE GENTRY IS JUST A BEAST WHO BEATS WOMEN, SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

and the woman that married a man with 4 ex wives, who is she? gerra here ...

You no nothing !

Don't comment on issues u nothing about. #SayNoToWhoreWives

If Lanre is a beast, Mercy is an ungrateful Oloshooooooo

Ameachi or Fashola !!

I know Ameachi stole, but I strongly believe Fashola was the highest rogue between 2007 - 2015

Don't let his calmness deceive you

josephine123:
richest MINISTER

hahahahahaha, i have no business with outsourcing firms, I know one that will even take your allowance and salary increase, you will earn the same salary for years, whereas organization had increase your pay with allowance.


In Nigeria, no regulation, no effective monitoring of labour laws, even if you report to labour, they will visit the company collect bribe and leave.


The best thing is to develop yourself and build your brand, sell yourself to the organizations directly, while keeping one eye on your own business venture.

I know all these things, I just pity guys who dont know ...

I know what I want in a lady, immediately I see a girl I can tell which category she belongs.

I dont do trial and error neither do have I time to waste.

The highest thing between me and some ladies will always be ...

hi! hello! Good morning! Good day! Good evening! Good nite!

Odunharry:
Lol... Ladies.

I know all these things, I just pity guys who dont know ...

I know what I want in a lady, immediately I see a girl I can tell which category she belongs.

I dont do trial and error neither do have I time to waste.

The highest thing between me and some ladies will always be ...

hi! hello! Good morning! Good day! Good evening! Good nite!

Odunharry:
Lol... Ladies.

I just wanted to pass till i saw your post.

You have said it all, Real Men are hardly manipulated, except when they are in love ...

But the man who knows what he wants can never be manipulated, anything he does is out of his love and care.

The only problem is that when the lady sees that u are caring she may take too much advantage of it. If the man withdraws a bit, they will start looking outside or say things like my man has changed

This is not the man I married

MISSCONGENIALITY:
This op is a learner where women are. Women don't need to manipulate men into doing anything. Men who lack self control or can't survive without women think they are being manipulated by women.

A real woman needs a man who can accept responsibility for his actions and not one who will steal simply because he wants to buy a gift for a woman and still say he was manipulated to do so.
I'm just glad that there are still men out there who know what they want. Cos it's a man who doest know what he wants that will cry that he's being manipulated.

Odunharry:
Agree.
4 and 7 is so true..

Ladies love playing victim card and hardly take blame or responsibility evn if they are at fault.

Una don start again abi ...

But catch a girl chatting with another guy, she will turn the line, you think am like you ? making you feel guilty ....

It is well,

mikeujoel:
God bless you. WOMEN OF THESE DAYS. Who do they think they are fooling. A married woman going for business meetings with men in hotels. Always displaying her clothes and wealth on social media. What arrant nonsense. Oloshos everywhere

Lol

Everyone has a mumu buttom, once u are in love your mumu buttom is switched ON

Coldfeets:
Mtcheewwww

I hate weak men.

Such is life ...

The world is filled with too much of fantasies giving people false expectations, that is the major reason marriages are crashing . . .



Yes, there is an ideal way, a man should relate to his wife, but some women don't deserve it . . .

They may take undue advantage of it.

ceejayluv:
True... I learnt the hard way, man.....

dont believe that lie ...

Tenim47:
ANY NEWS ABOUT THE DOCTOR?

ok, went to hotel for business.

Keep going to hotel for business, shey Mercy no get office ni, or the man office na hotel.

Lets stop this silly excuses, women cant be trusted and I know this has happened several times before it got to this extent.

Men are not fools.

Stop holding business meeting in hotels, when u have an office, tell ur client to Office or nothing, Simple!

If she sees her husband on several occasions in hotel, will she accept that it is just business

see how whistle blowers are treated in Nigeria

Fantasies will not take anyone anywhere, we only complicate things with too much expectations.


But is the above possible, Yes ?

Only to a wife that deserves it, not all women can handle trust, or know what love really is ..

they can use it against you

wonderful, learning from an incidence does not mean making more wrong choices.

You are just adding more mistakes to the old ones.

You can be better, look inwards and let the positive drive your desires

But life is choice, a man sows, a man reaps, my concern is always the multiple effects on others and the future generation

Good morning!

Trina0936:
Stop sounding like a broken record. Can't you find any other word to use? You are really funny! Everyone isn't like you who learns from his mistake instead of others'. Adieu

u are not tough bae, u r are just allowing the past to hurt ur future.

Trina0936:
You are actually weak just as the OP said. Emotional strength is better than physical strength. E kpele oh

stop forming tough, u are not.

Let the past go ...
U will get better soon

Trina0936:
As if we were not the ones carrying the burden all along....smh! Smart kids won't even look at you after you abandon them and their mother just few stupid ones.

poshestmina:
;DThe dead body ;DThe dead body

no respect for the dead

if the mission was successful who will be charged to court,

poshestmina:
Very good ! all this suicuide 'attempter' will think twice before coming to waste our rip .

see ur boss, they wont stop these petit politics.

Always thinking about themselves pretending to be working for the masses.

rozayx5:
does ogbonnaya sound like fulani to you?

All these people who spend all their lives in Lagos, will suddenly run back to contest SMH ...

Mostly happens in the West sha

Will this job APC gave sustain your future

sarrki:
Is there anyone that as ever stayed forever on power

how Emefiele has successfully remained at CBN baffles me