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MY GOODNESS!!
THE HUSTLE IS REAL OH

LMAO AT GEN REPAIR IS DIRTY...SMH

HeWrites:
You’d love this Hilarious Whatsapp Chat between a Nigerian guy and a lady who stole his number from her friend’s phone.

According to the chats, the lady is apparently a “professional sex worker”, and she needs new clients, reason she stole the number from her friends’ phone.
But then, the guy wasn’t buying the idea..

Read the chats below;

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/hilarious-whatsapp-conversation-between.html

LMAO!!!

LOOKS LIKE MEGATRON DECIDED TO BECOME AN AUTOBOT DAMN

fulaniHERDSman:
cool ... but if its not up to 30m bucks am not buying

This present Govt can show itself sha, people are being killed every day and DSS just dey do mission like errand boys. I hope all the information is not true though

ajufinz:
The arrest is part of the script, Zero tolerance for freedom to hold and express beliefs.

#ReligionOfPeace
#NaDeWayForArewa

So if the family don't know the offence,, why is the thread topic that he was arrested for converting the girl to Christianity?

timota:
u are very stupid if u think that someone should be arrested without letting the family know his offence

That is Ehn!!

Some people will believe everything they read SMH

Eggcelent:
This Doesn't Make Sense

Has Anyone Seen The Charge Sheet To Know For Certain What He Was Arrested For?

Was Anyone There When He Was Being Questioned To Know What His Possible Offences Are?

Please, Let Us Stop Fanning Embers Of Hatred. Rather, We Should Ask Critical Questions About Any Piece Of Information Coming Our Way

Journalists (Bloggers) Create Sensational Falsehood To Sell (Attract Readers). We Shouldn't Allow Ourselves To Be Misled & Used

Thanks

BUT MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU BRO

Leetunechi:
I met a female soldier online. We quarreled and I even insulted her, but now we have settled. Guess wot? She asked me to visit her at her barracks. I can't wait to meet her.

lol

HOW MUCH DOES THIS SERVICE COST CHIEF?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

LeEco Le S3 4G Phablet 4GB RAM +32GB ROM 5.5 Inch Android 6.0 21.0MP + 8.0MP Cameras Fingerprint Scanner-ROSE GOLD its 31k on Jumia

Kbworld:
I need an android fon of 25 to 30k, spec 5.5inches with 2 or 1gb ram. camera 8mp atleast.

Exactly, he hasnt given us enough info on this...

ashjay001:
How long did u date? For her to have a kid less than 2yrs, without ur knowledge n still av a daughter for u, within dat same period



Something doesnt add up!

Hi, when did you find out that she had a child? before of after marriage? and if after marriage had she had your own child before you found out?

ray121:
Hi everyone.

I do really need your advise on what to do before taking action. I'm a young married guy and married to a single mother. Initially I never knew she had a son but when i got to know i accepted my fate and moving on. We now living together and had my own daughter for me.

The step son started school now under my roof cos he's just a year plus now close to 2. I just discovered the surname the mother used to register the boy is her real dad that they never lived nor stay together. What should i do? is this really true love or i'm fooling myself? I've been taking care of this boy for more than a year now and this is happening.

Please, what should i do? Thanks and God bless.

HMMMN THATS OPPOSITE THE TRANSCORP HILTON JUNCTION

yanabasee:
Jeez.....Must be located somewhere at the central area...

It cost about N3million per year. you should go for 15 year rent , subject to review every 5 years due to inflation. Congratulations!!

Kizyte:
Hello PropertyLanders, Etisalat Nigeria is proposing to build their network mast on my small piece of land, after several searches, they concluded it's mine they want cos it's on a hilltop.

They are coming next month with their boss for negotiation, please I need your opinion on this proposal. How do I start with the negotiation? How much do you think is reasonable to rent the land to them?

Please I need your ideas!

THANKS FOR YOUR WISDOM BRO
BESIDES THIS IS JUST A PICTURE OF BETTA FRIED RICE WITH BOILED EGGS
WHERE IS THE PIC OF THE VILLA GUARDS PLS
SAHARA REPORTERS SEF!!!

ivandragon:
but really, are these people supposed to be fed by the government?


they collect salaries & allowances, including special allowances...


the normal practice should be that there would be a standard cafeteria within the GH where staff can go for food during breaks...

at best, the food can be subsidised...

they cannot be collecting all those allowances & expect to still be fed like 'kings'...

AS IN THAT FIRST PICTURE THOUGH!!
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? TO A BENZ TOO THEY MUST HAVE BEEN OVER SPEEDING MAY THEIR SOULS RIP.

jideflash:
Wow.

I'M A MAN OOO

THIS IS TRUE TALK

BETTER KEEP UR BABY, HE MAY NEVER MARRY YOU

akinade28:
Babe, u r 39yrs and pregnant Already
Forget about wedlock, keep d baby .
Apart from risking abortion, menopause is at ur door.

ME SEF TIRE
DIS ONE NA REAL BRITISH AIRWAY
LMAO

janedearie:
I smell lies!

MEHN LMAO I JUST TIRE SEF I NO KNOW WERTIN TO TALK

kalufelix:
Some Graphic Faces Up There

HMMN

RADIO JOURNALIST DEY GO BANK ASK ABOUT ANODA CUSTOMER AKANT? ISSOKAY

MAMA NEVA GO POLICE STATION SHE DEY GO RADIO STATION ISSOKAY


MAMA TALK TRUE NA...

Freshkidavid:
An elderly woman named Comfort Ashaye has been recently scammed by fraudsters in Lagos.

The woman who is a Diamond Bank customer lost about 572k.

This is said to be the third case of Diamond Bank customers funds being wiped out via online or phone platforms by scammers.

www.kingstondome.com/2017/09/elderly-woman-loses-pension-to.html?m=1

CHAIIIIIII

THIS RIDE SWEET DIE

t9t9:
Meet the 2018 Toyota Camry with cutting-edge styling, technology, safety and handling.

It's a total evolution from the outgoing model. Need I say more?

Toyota has replaced the usual segmented T shaped dashboard with a more homely sweeping design.. making the interior more welcoming with the cool ambient lighting.

It comes with a 3.5-liter V6, and 2.5-liter four-cylinder engine. Both will be paired to a new eight-speed automatic transmission.. A four-cylinder hybrid will also be available.

The Camry will be offered in four trims —LE, XLE, SE, and XSE. The sportier models feature a few unique body modifications and distinctive 19-inch wheels, differentiating them from the entry-level LE and upscale XLE trims.

It also gets several new features, including available remote start and door unlock capability, vehicle status notifications, a guest driver monitor, and vehicle finder. You can also get alerts concerning the vehicle’s fuel level and other maintenance updates. Don't say WOW yet.. because you also have an option of WiFi Connect, allowing up to five mobile devices to connect using 4G LTE.

It will go on sale in mid-2017.

Will you buy one this 2017? Tell us in the comment section and don't forget to like and share.

https://autojosh.com/2018-toyota-camry/

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha in Jokers voice

JuneOctober:

FAKE NEWS!!!

itsdumebi:
http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/05/nnamdi-kanu-father-mbaka-fake-rev-fr-obimma/

WOW EPIC!!

timifakay:
1974 Datsun 120Y, Ibadan.

HABA BRO, IN 2017? I'M REAL SORRY TO HEAR YOUR STORY MAN. NO BANK WILL FREEZE YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT EFCC OR COURT ORDER,
FROM YOUR STORY YOU ALLOWED SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW TRANSFER MONEY TO YOUR ACCT FOR YOU TO WITHDRAW AND ITS BEEN STATED THAT THE TRANSACTION WAS FRAUDULENT OR MADE FROM A STOLEN CARD... YOU NEED A LAWYER FAST...A GOOD ONE TOO. AS IT IS A CASE HAS BEEN MADE AND ITS JUST REACHING YOUR SIDE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EMERGENCY, WHEN BANKS NOW HAVE CASHLESS TRANSACTIONS ON THEIR ATMS.

ofedegbe:
it was during the first week of june, i went to the ATM to make withdrawal.. As usual it was a very long queue. A middleaged man approached me to help him withdraw cash by transferring cash to my account. I agreed to help him due to his urgency. I never knew he used a stolen card! This has been given serious concern and its d reason why i brought d issue so as to know what to do...

TRUE TALK, JUST DO ALL YOU CAN TO APPEASE HER SO SHE CAN RELEASE YOUR WIFE'S DOCUMENTS. AFTER THAT IS DONE I SUGGEST YOU LOCK UP AND STOP CALLING HER.. LET HER BE THEN BE THE ONE TO CALL YOU WHENEVER SHE WANTS. I RECALL YOU STORY MAN, SAD ONE.

sybarite7:
I CLEARLY REMEMBER THIS TOPIC.
MY ADVICE IS ,YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR SISTER AND APOLOGIZE AND PROBABLY BROKER PEACE ,SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR STUFFS BACK...

The picture is actually from a Taekwondo class,, and not Karate, Bro what temperament? Join the Karate class first you go mellow

rawpadgin:
I wanted to join this karate school 10years ago




but my temperament nor let me

ABI OH BRO!!!

THIS TONTO NA FRAUD...

dacblogger:
How come??,I thought tonto dike said she paid her bride price?
Churchill should return the money back to her na

NO MIND AM

BlaiseJohn:
For saying that call of duty is bad.
You ent a gamer. At all

MGS the Ultimate gamers Game!!!

Vasaratti16:
Metal Gear Solid
There is no game I have played in which whose plot is so brilliantly and intricately developed. A series of plot twists, revelations, and just a general high quality of script writing, this is one amazing game. My all time favorite
Never before have I been so emotionally attached to a video game character than with just about every character in the cast of the Metal Gear Solid franchise. I grew up with this game, even from a very young age I was always desperate to watch my older sister play the first MGS. I remember the final scene of MGS4 vividly, and how it literally caused me to tear up. It's a deep and powerful storyline. One that should go down history as the best of all time. Keep it number one on this list, heh.
Metal Gear Solid will always remain the best and most emotional story ever, it just has a sense to it that is absolutely amazing. Never have I cared so much about characters like; Big Boss, Revolver Ocelot, The Boss, and so on.

Hi Youngboss,

where do you stay? and is the Supra still there?

Cheers

yungboss:
there's a Toyota supra close to my mechanics workshop,a shop that deals on Japanese cars, I approached the owner of the shop, if the supra was for sale, he said NO...it's been there for a while, grounded. Auto tranny...

Hi Pls where was this picture taken? Toyota Supra...

yungboss:
Toyota supra