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Blame Buhari, he has inflicted the corporation with his confusion during one of his regular interviews on it Hausa network.

Fresh! Thanks to makeup

Ok

Wow

I will just advise you guys to free gunpoint let him go elsewhere to seek solution to his "problem" since this thread is not created for that purpose.

On a lighter note I sense the lady was her girlfriend but freed the guy after landing in Canada so he wants her back because he felt used and dumped!

Akpo jumps from bed and starts shouting God save me, save me. The wife asked, did you have a nightmare? He says yes. The wife asked; were you being chased by a lion? Akpo replies ; lion is even better. I nearly voted for Buhari again.

Eeyah! Sorry o but I blame Buhari body odour for this.

Some of the onlookers be like "Chilling in Abuja NNPC Mega station fire" ;DEeyah! Sorry o but I blame Buhari body odour for this.

Some of the onlookers be like "Chilling in Abuja NNPC Mega station fire"

Nonsense!

Kai, omo Naija!

Very very wrong! Unfortunately hundreds of people have been victims of this, the admission process needs complete overhaul. For instance since everything is now CBT, the cut off marks and scores can be programmed such that immediately all candidates submit their Post-UTME test their grades and admission status can be displayed will go a long way in reducing this kind of bad practices in our institutions of ivory tower.

When we were told change we never bothered to ask whether na progressive or retrogressive change the man dey bring.

J

berexio1:
It depends..For some courses there are make-ups u can do to qualify you while for some others u simply can't get in with ur course based masters. You will need to confirm with ur department to know.

Hmmm! I saw something similar on a school website but didn't pay much attention to it until I saw your comment. I will be through with my undergraduate EARLY next year and unfortunately the only course I have interest in is only offered in University of Victoria via distance learning mode. It's a 3yr dual masters degree with coop work and after mailing the school I was told that the admission letter won't indicate that it's a distance learning course. Do you advise I go for this course? Won't I have problem with TRV and study permit?

Alternatively, I might apply for another one as second option but I prefer course based to research courses but my fear now is getting admission into PhD might not be so easy with a taught course.(Never thought that's how it is in Canada)

@ berexio1, does that mean that students who are going for masters by course work will have difficulty gaining admission into PhD program? Please I need answer to this.

Hope EFCC won't come out to refute this tomorrow because it is increasingly becoming difficult to believe any good news about this govt nowadays. The only news that don't change the next day in this era are negative ones.

CHANJI .

Chanji! Baba bubu will create a million job after 2 million job lost.

Keep it up glo until #100=1gig for 30days.

Bad

FG has shifted the Nov 16 payment deadline on fine imposed by NCC according to the press release by mtn group:

Shareholders are advised that the Executive Chairman of the Company, Mr Phuthuma Nhleko, has personally met with the Nigerian authorities to continue the ongoing discussions with them regarding the fine of N200,000 for each unregistered subscriber (“the fine”), the equivalent of US$5.2 billion imposed on MTN Nigeria by the Nigerian Communications Commission ("NCC". These discussions include matters of non-compliance and the remedial measures that may have to be adopted to address this.

Although the Nigerian Communications Commission (“NCC”) set a deadline for payment of the fine by Monday, 16 November 2015, shareholders are advised that the Nigerian authorities have, without prejudice, agreed that the imposed fine will not be payable until the negotiations have been concluded.

https://www.mtn.com/Media/Pages/pressreleasedetail.aspx?pid=314&country=South%20Africa&year=2015

Nigeria officially has a functioning government! Round pegs in round holes!

Lol

Wow!

@thesoj and others, if my tuition is $14k,how much am I suppose to have as the minimum fund in my bank statement for a self sponsoring student like me? Is it $24k?

I'm also married with a kid and I won't be applying for SOWP together with my application (plan to do that after I might have gotten mine), am I to provide evidence of sustenance of the family I'm leaving behind during my own application?

LifeIsGuhd:
And he who said 'wonders shall never end' has obviously not been to Nairaland


All the wonders have ended on Nairaland

Abi o

judnele:
I am going for undergraduate nursing in university of Manitoba. If u av any questions I can help to the best of my knowledge

OK, thanks. Are you already an RN? If yes, how many years is the RN-BNSC program and what's the course tuition like?

idolda:
Happy Sunday house, is there anyone currently studying Postgraduate certificate in nursing in Conestoga college on this forum? I need to ask some specific questions privately.

Cc: judnele , YeToonde , LadyFiona , lollipop25 , midee ,
IyaEjima, bc2015 , fabuloustee, misszionboo ,

dKdes2O1:
Any one? Ther is info to pass frm ondo-state

oh, whats the info all about

Happy Sunday house, is there anyone currently studying Postgraduate certificate in nursing in Conestoga college on this forum? I need to ask some specific questions privately.

Cool

Ok

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not
with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same
problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open,
never tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the
day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence. (Senegal )

Seun, Lalasticlala, farano , Rocktation and ishilove which of the proverbs do you like most?