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Health / Re: FG Shuts Down Med Contour Plastic Surgery Facility After Botched Surgery (photos by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 11:34am On Apr 18, 2020
amaniro:



How is this a misplaced priority?somebody died last year because of this quack doctor. Ordinary lipscution... Which is one of the easiest surgeries.

shollish:
I don't think the CPC has the right to shut down her hospital. Its left for MDCN since she is a licensed doctor. She should get a lawyer ASAP
The clients read through the surgery form and sign before undergoing any surgery. Its a 50/50 something
Some went well, some did not. Doctors aren't gods
Health / Re: FG Shuts Down Med Contour Plastic Surgery Facility After Botched Surgery (photos by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 11:07am On Apr 18, 2020
supercase1:
Are you sad grin grin
If only they will use this same energy on our corrupt politicians

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 9:50am On Apr 18, 2020
I've met many weird people but this one happened while I was in primary school.
Used to walk with my friends home from school and there was this particular street we usually pass at times, on that street I noticed there was this particular building where a guy stares at me while I walk by, he knew our closing hour and he was always outside waiting for me to pass by. Whenever I meet his gaze he smiles in a way that made me uncomfortable as a child..He stares till I disappear out of sight, it was creepy..told my friends to let's pass another street which they obliged to,so I didn't pass the street for some time ,till one day....someone called his attention to me that his "friend" was passing and the guy looked elated and asked me why I stopped passing his street, then he told me to come upstairs with him, that was all I needed to hear. I ran away as fast as my tiny legs could carry me

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper Ycee Rants As Davido Disses Him. Nigerians React. (pic) by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 8:51am On Apr 18, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The Tim Westwood part got me tho cheesy To be honest Davido's Tim Westwood session was whack as fuckkk grin
You forgot Davido's rap freestyle 'kilo kan mi' on Shade45

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Health / Re: FG Shuts Down Med Contour Plastic Surgery Facility After Botched Surgery (photos by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 8:50am On Apr 18, 2020
FG and misplaced priorities

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Investment / Re: What Will Happen After The 2 Weeks Lockdown? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 7:25pm On Apr 15, 2020
You know how to advertise sha
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Your Friend Has Often Made Love To (as Close Friends)? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2020
"They are still very close to the extent that the lady told me, my friend sometimes come to spend days at her house"

My only question for you is what do you think happens whenever your friend spends days at her house?
Fasting and prayers?
Start thinking

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 6 Profitable Businesses You Can Start With Just 100k by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 9:30am On Apr 12, 2020
I like the number 4 idea. Ok let me start saving for it

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Another Patient Dies In Lagos by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 12:57pm On Apr 11, 2020
Neoteny7:

This
This
This
And this
All your portrayals of him
Oh and he was a jew, so...
You wrong. None of these pictures depicts him.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Another Patient Dies In Lagos by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 12:21pm On Apr 11, 2020
Neoteny7:

Here
And what makes you think God is a white man
Family / Re: Share You Elder-sister Challenge While Younger Here. by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 10:48am On Apr 11, 2020
We used to argue a lot while growing up but now we're good

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady, Omohtee Left Battling For Life After Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong. by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 10:43am On Apr 11, 2020
They'll do booty surgery and end up looking like horse

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Celebrities / Re: Covid-19: Tonto Dikeh Shares Relief Materials (photos) by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 10:36am On Apr 11, 2020
ok
Celebrities / Re: Seven Nigerian Music Producers Who Delved Into Singing But Failed by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2020
You don't know what you're saying.
Almost every song don jazzy featured in was a hit

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Celebrities / Re: "I've Been Terribly Sick & Had Serious Family Issues"- Cynthia Morgan by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 6:15pm On Apr 10, 2020
Sorry ,we all go through stuffs bouncing back is the point

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2020
xrayj:
Xrayj the dumdum. Hope u have replied his pm? wink Don't stress him o
Mind your business
Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 1:14pm On Apr 10, 2020
xrayj:

Don't be too quick to celebrate your folly
U only got an a$$licker who would say anything just to get your approval to send a pm.
Yes same as the 63 people that agreed with the comment.Dummy.

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 10:44pm On Apr 09, 2020
onlyforchrist:


Thanks for this. permission to share this on my status.
Now here's someone with a brain, you sure can.
Not like the blockhead xrayj raging on my mention like a dog in heat

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 11:19pm On Apr 08, 2020
xrayj:

Shut up!
This is how u people mislead soft & innocent men. What was the meaning of that nonsense u wrote?
Go back and read what I wrote again, this time slowly.

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 11:15pm On Apr 08, 2020
xrayj:

U don't know what u are saying!
A man suffers when he ends up in the hands of a wrong woman. That was op case. Shola was a bad woman, a cheat & liar! When u marry a virtuous woman, u will be happy.
Don't quote me if you can't read and comprehend

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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 1:51pm On Apr 08, 2020
OP I have one thing to tell you.
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

Sure, this is funny as hell. But I am here to remind you -- your love life does NOT have to be your suffering life.

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Family / Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 6:06pm On Apr 07, 2020
umm

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Crime / Re: COVID-19: Would You Pay Your Rent During Lockdown Or Wait Till Normalcy Returns by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 1:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
dododawa1:
are you not marry?
Uh?
Crime / Re: COVID-19: Would You Pay Your Rent During Lockdown Or Wait Till Normalcy Returns by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 1:22pm On Apr 05, 2020
I'm already thinking of how to pay after lockdown

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Romance / Re: Does Semen Makes The Hips And Ass Bigger? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 12:55pm On Apr 05, 2020
proclinician:


When u say it's a lie i expect you to say

1. There's no prostaglandins in the semen

2. Prostaglandins cannot trigger the production of oxytocin when released into a womab.

3. Oxytocin when produced and released in a young woman cannot trigger secondary sexual characteristics in a female.


Talk like a human being.


Pls eeh i am not saying girls that do not have sex do not have secondary sexual characteristics okay because their bodies also produce oxytocin but we know there's a difference in physical appearance between rev sister ladies that purportedly do not have sex and of course the normal people's girlfriends. If you are following my conjectures u will understand it's the extra that happens when prostaglandins from semen causes more oxytocin to be produced
Your rev sis and normal gf comparison is flawed. We have sexually active females with flat butt and nuns with curvy figures.
Sure, when you have sex, there's an oxytocin release, which is what makes you hot and all ,
However, oxytocin is not estrogen. Estrogen is what would stimulate your butt to increase in size or change your body composition, and there is no legitimate proof that having sex releases enough estrogen to affect your body in that way."

That said, although having a lot of sex won't make you especially callipygous, it might make you feel that way—and even the feeling could be enough to convince you that your butt is experiencing a growth spurt. Studies have shown that increased sexual activity and sexual satisfaction can significantly alter how a woman perceives her body size. This study, for example, examined 53 recently married couples to find out if sexual frequency and satisfaction could impact the wives' body images, body weights, or physical health. Although the women's body weights and physical health levels weren't affected by the quality of the sex they were having, their body images were: The "wives' perceived sexual attractiveness was significantly positively associated with sexual frequency" and their "perceptions of their body sizes were directly correlated with their own and their partners' sexual satisfaction."

A lot of great sex won't actually change your body shape, but a lot of great sex will change how you SEE your body shape.When you're more sexually active, it becomes a mental thing—studies have been done on it. You naturally express your body language differently and carry certain parts of your body in different ways, also, it's a no-brainer that sex impacts your self-esteem—which in turn impacts your perception on your body.

So, for anyone out there wondering if their fantastic sex life could come with the delightful bonus of a fantastic, peachy butt, sorry. The hormones flying around your body when you have sex won't actually affect your body shape in the moment, and definitely not in the long run. However, a fantastic sex life will probably make you think your butt looks pretty damn great.

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Crime / Re: 23-year-old Jilted Lover Commits Suicide With Sniper In Abuja by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 12:33pm On Apr 05, 2020
DabuIIIT:

Hypo talking grin
Shattap
Business / Re: How Has Coronavirus Affected Your Business? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 9:41pm On Apr 04, 2020
gotta say
Politics / Re: Gov. Sanwo-olu Says Lagos May Extend Lockdown by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 9:33pm On Apr 04, 2020
When I'm already tired and highly exasperated from the the lockdown

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Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Gives Ronaldo A Haircut (Video) by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 9:08pm On Apr 04, 2020
OSUigboFlatHead:

That's how sperm work in you people... Can you remember your ex then...?
I no resemble am
Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Gives Ronaldo A Haircut (Video) by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 6:19pm On Apr 04, 2020
They look alike sef

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Crime / Re: 23-year-old Jilted Lover Commits Suicide With Sniper In Abuja by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 6:14pm On Apr 04, 2020
If this is true then that's too sad.
No boy is worth dying over

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Romance / Re: What's Your Mood Right Now? by IdreamOfUnicorn(f): 3:50pm On Apr 04, 2020
SmallmebigGod:


Delete 2. That 7 is the main reason you are having 2
Aha guess you're right

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