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Jokes Etc › Re: My Puppy Always Stares At My Wife Anytime She Is Undressing. Please Help! by idupaul: 11:09am On Sep 13, 2008
yes o it mite be possessed, only ur wife pics can determine dat sha

because if ur wife is average we shall know the dog is possessed

if ur wife is ugly we shall know tha dog is just being baffled at such sight

if ur wife is pweety we shall know the dogs is on being obsessed with a good thing.

PLS POST HER PIC NOW
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lekki Man Needs Friend by idupaul: 11:00am On Sep 13, 2008
Easybaby:
lol . . . are you the poster? tongue tongue tongue
naaa, but am his consiglierie. so where in phase one are u?
Romance › Re: Are Most Nairalanders Lonely Folks. by idupaul(op): 10:12am On Sep 13, 2008
i knda feel lonely today oo lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: Any Regret Leaving Home For Abroad by idupaul: 10:08am On Sep 13, 2008
just like Seun-the owner of Nairaland is doing at the moment and to you too(optimist) the way you are talking positively and changing lives on this platform.
this part spoilt ur nice message, seems like bootlicking to me. angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lekki Man Needs Friend by idupaul: 10:03am On Sep 13, 2008
Easybaby:
@poster, am living i lekki too grin grin cheesy grin
what happen to your wife? huh
Is she a log of wood in the bed? undecided
anyway, how much do you have in your bank?
what part of lekki do u stay because poster stay @OSAPA london.
Health › Re: Vibration Of The Body by idupaul: 9:59am On Sep 13, 2008
Dear Georgy west , u did specify the exact part of ur body that vibrates.

here are some tips that mite help

if the vibration occur in ur legs especially the left its a sign of an inflammed sciatic nerve and taking any NSAID action drug mite help.

if the vibro is on the skin , ur probably short on one of the vitaminB elements, get b complex doses and see

if the vibration is cardiac then u need to go for an ECG scan.
Jokes Etc › Re: If Ur Friend Have Mouth Odour, What Would You Do by idupaul: 9:44am On Sep 13, 2008
tufe:
hmmmmn. . . . . . u should check yourself, because your mouth is under your nose, hence, i conclude, u must have been smelling your own mouth. end of story
grin grin lol
Jokes Etc › Re: My Puppy Always Stares At My Wife Anytime She Is Undressing. Please Help! by idupaul: 9:18am On Sep 13, 2008
Can we see ur wifey's picture so we can determine if tha dog is possesed or just obsessed.
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 12:52am On Sep 13, 2008
bigboyslim:
Onyinye is slender, not too thin, not too curvy types. She would be my type if that body didn't come with her mouth of terror
man behave urself abeg, u got more style na.
TV/Movies › Re: Dark Knight! Hot! by idupaul: 12:40am On Sep 13, 2008
zerocool:
The Joker Guy is dead now. Died from character disorder immediately following the shooting of the movie. The Joker character he acted in the movie got way into his normal life.
shut up heath died of prescibed drugs complication.
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 12:34am On Sep 13, 2008
KarmaMod:
maybe the ones from your village.

The Nigeria I KNOW, has pretty girls  cheesy
abegi, those pics represent what the average naija girl looks like.pls be realistic karmod.
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 12:28am On Sep 13, 2008
bigboyslim:
I hope you are finer than all of them
80 % of naija chics look like the girls in the pics.
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 12:19am On Sep 13, 2008
Took the fun out of the thread with your usual me against everyone nonsense.
what do u expect from a low life?
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 12:03am On Sep 13, 2008
@ queenisha

na christian mothers pic u de carry play online ? dem go sue u oo.
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 11:58pm On Sep 12, 2008
Don't blame me. . . . .
It seems u are attracted to Onyinye. . .
I can give u her number.
who ever heard of a gentle man being attracted to a fishwife?

in my honest opinion i think she should quit this forum 4 good.
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 11:53pm On Sep 12, 2008
Hannibal:
Pumbaa & J-girl. . . . . .


What have we really done??
Is it bad stating what we want on a forum?? angry angry angry angry angry
it u  that is holding dicussions with a bunch of losers i blame.

Quote from: onyinye2 on Today at 11:41:27 PM
Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em
u are just an ewu, loser. infact i  hiss on u .
Forum Games › Re: Share Your Thoughts by idupaul: 11:36pm On Sep 12, 2008
why do crabs always have crawl around my house every nite, really big ones that look spooky, when i pass they give me chance sha, the strange thing is i never see them in the day and there is no water in my house(its all tiled) so where the Bleep do theses creatures come from?
Jokes Etc › Who Has The Worst Sense Of Humour In The Joke Section. by idupaul(op): 11:32pm On Sep 12, 2008
Pls i was wondering who had the worst sense of humour in the joke section.
anyone with a a suggestion?
Romance › Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by idupaul: 10:34pm On Sep 12, 2008
Skinny ladies (eg Jessica Alba)   - 6 (16.7%)
Hourglass Figures (eg Beyonce) - 16 (44.4%)
Curvy women (eg Jennifer Hudson) - 11 (30.6%)
Phat Girls (eg Monique) - 3 (8.3%)

strange dat some people like fat chics still
Romance › Re: The Issue Of Selling Virginity by idupaul: 10:23pm On Sep 12, 2008
syren:
Why not rent out the play boy mansion for a week. Now thats what I call buying in bulk.  grin
grin grin grin lol
Romance › Re: Game. by idupaul: 10:09pm On Sep 12, 2008
[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170131.msg2794159#msg2794159 date=1221253651]You mean the same Ruby Pearl that's been here? huh
Se o fe bere wahala e ni? huh[/quote]i dont understand,,,,bye
Romance › Re: Game. by idupaul: 10:04pm On Sep 12, 2008
@ morenike

hi , been a while, missed u sha, where have u been
Romance › Re: The Issue Of Selling Virginity by idupaul: 10:01pm On Sep 12, 2008
syren:
But again how does this work, all they're getting is one night of sex with a girl who's never done it before. What makes her so special that someone can pay that much. It's like paying 1 mill for a mcdonald's burger thats never been eaten, once you eat it it's gone and so is you 1 mill.
i dont want 2 know hw it works as long as there is a million dollars there for me, if they like let them cast the pussie in cement.
Romance › Re: Game. by idupaul: 9:57pm On Sep 12, 2008
is this one rude morenike that used to be here b4

am just asking, sori if ur not .
Romance › Re: The Issue Of Selling Virginity by idupaul: 9:48pm On Sep 12, 2008
syren:
Of course na, if it truely exists  undecided

I really don't see the difference between this and prostitution.
well diferent strokes

if i were a chic i will give my virginity for free for love,
but for a million dollars i will take my hymen frame it and sell it to the highest bidder.
Romance › Re: The Issue Of Selling Virginity by idupaul: 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2008
syren:
Charity my foot. I'm not world aid for men in need,
it can be bought only with love and respect.
are u saying u value love mo than a million dollars shocked na wa oo

at least u sell it for sumtin
Romance › Re: The Issue Of Selling Virginity by idupaul: 9:26pm On Sep 12, 2008
syren:
my own ke? see your head  tongue

my own is priceless  tongue
so u would rather let the hymen go for free than for a million

well thats cool though, charity disvirgined.
Romance › Re: The Issue Of Selling Virginity by idupaul: 9:17pm On Sep 12, 2008
syren:
Wow! and there I was thinking virginity had depreciated in value these days. But who are the fools paying for this? I don't understand how this works?
i feel ur pain syren, u must be wondering where these bidders where when ur own been de
Romance › Re: Seriously Considering Remaining Single All My Life! by idupaul: 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2008
if u like go 2 convent
Business › Re: Top 5 Most Richest Nigerians by idupaul: 9:07pm On Sep 12, 2008
norsman:
wher hav you guys kept Prince James Oche?
who is james oche

nigeria has only one $ billionaire and dats dangote

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