lol

Crazy Sly, How U doing bro?

davidylan:

debunk it  

What an opportunist.

bigboyslim:

Someone is getting a bit edgy. Could this be guilty conscience. Why do you blow your top every time you hear that word? You never cease to amaze me.

Usted es un tonto. Just hop off my tips

StephenP:

Don't act you don't love it.

Yada, yada, yada

Uche2nna:

lol

Crazy Sly, How You doing bro?

Im fine bro. . . . . Im doing just fine.
Whats going on??

The Sly:

                     
I will never settle for nothing less. . . . . .Wid women like this. . .
All my problems are automatically solved. . . . . .Yay!!!  

. . . . . . . .An epitome of sexiness.
If you're bigger than this. . . . .You are abnormal.
If you are not up to this. . . . . .You are abnormally handicapped.  

Sly will you get lost now?!
Tell NL the truth, you have no type.
As long as it looks good in a skirt and it has boobs, you're fine with it.
How dare you try and lie to us huh?

davidylan:

Onyinye wants sex only once a month and for no more than 2 minutes.

Really? I guess either I was lucky to have squeezed in an hour with her or she really liked it.

@Sly, not bad . . .

onyinye2:

What an opportunist.

opportunities are the reason bill gates is the second richest man in the world.
Remember that opportunities come but once to them who grab it with both hands.

onyinye2:

Usted es un tonto. Just hop off my tips

I aint stupid hun. and I don't mind hopping off your tips as long as I can hop unto your hips.

The Sly:


I will never settle for nothing less. . . . . .Wid women like this. . .
All my problems are automatically solved. . . . . .Yay!!!


. . . . . . . .An epitome of sexiness.
If you're bigger than this. . . . .You are abnormal.
If you are not up to this. . . . . .You are abnormally handicapped

You patch on me wavelength, bro!!!
This is what i call a DIVA.
If a man jams this babe's frequency. . . . . . . .He would feel bonz. . . . . .FOREVER!!!

bigboyslim:

I aint stupid hun. and I don't mind hopping off your tips as long as I can hop unto your hips.

You is stupid. You is stupid as hell.

davidylan:

opportunities are the reason bill gates is the second richest man in the world.  
Remember that opportunities come but once to them who grab it with both hands.

And those hands might get chopped off.

StephenP:

Really? I guess either I was lucky to have squeezed in an hour with her or she really liked it . . .

Conceited much. . . .

j-girl:

Sly will you get lost now?!
Tell Nairaland the truth, you have no type.
As long as it looks good in a skirt and it has boobs, you're fine with it.
How dare you try and lie to us huh?

Aren't all men like this?

onyinye2:

You is stupid. You is stupid as hell.

Pumbaa, relax now.
There's no point cussing.

Okay. . . .for argument's sake, i like skinny women.
Happy now??

onyinye2:

Aren't all men like this?

The truth is that I always have hope that they will all prove me wrong one of these days. Trust Nigerian men to continue to disappoint me.  

j-girl:

The truth is that I always have hope that they will all prove me wrong one of these days. Trust Nigerian men to continue to disappoint me.  

Keep wishing sistah, keep wishing. If it wears skirts, pumps, and a blouse, she gonna get banged.

Hannibal:

Pumbaa, relax now.
There's no point cussing.

Okay. . . .for argument's sake, i like skinny women.
Happy now??

Tell that to un tonto, Mufasa.

j-girl:

Sly will you get lost now?!
Tell Nairaland the truth, you have no type.
As long as it looks good in a skirt and it has boobs, you're fine with it.
How dare you try and lie to us huh?

Wdf??
I got me some class. . . . It takes the likes of beyounce to get me drooling.
No more. . . .No less.
You can ask some of my friends how i criticize their bonny tails anytime they try to introduce some nonsensical bonny squirrel looking babes to me.
Im conceited!!!!!!!

Hannibal:

You patch on me wavelength, bro!!!
This is what i call a DIVA.
If a man jams this babe's frequency. . . . . . . .He would feel bonz. . . . . .FOREVER!!!

Fantastically and perfectly conveyed!!!!!!

The Sly:

Fantastically and perfectly conveyed!!!!!!

The frame of that woman is PEACH.

onyinye2:


Tell that to un tonto, Mufasa.

Un tonto??  

The Sly:

Wdf??  
I got me some class. . . . It takes the likes of beyounce to get me drooling.  
No more. . . .No less.
You can ask some of my friends how i criticize their bonny tails anytime they try to introduce some nonsensical bonny squirrel looking babes to me.
I'm conceited!!!!!!!

Remove the log in your eye before you remove the specter in your neighbour's eyes.
With the kind of girls you call cute on Nairaland, your taste is messed up!
You are in a class of your own but i wish i could say that about your beautiful mistresses. I think the only good decision you made so far is Beyonce.

onyinye2:

Keep wishing sistah, keep wishing. If it wears skirts, pumps, and a blouse, she going to get banged.

It can be possible.
She doesn't even have to wear pumps to be banged these days.
All they see on a woman is her physique.
Once she does not want to just connect with them on a physical level, they start thinking all sorts of things.
Like i told my friend yesterday, most of the guys i know are a bunch of Hot dogs who think relationships are all about the physical.
How won't they prefer Beyonce over Jennifer Hudson?

onyinye2:

Aren't all men like this?

Have you forgotten what you said on my poem?

j-girl:

She doesn't even have to wear pumps to be banged these days.
All they see on a woman is her physique.
Once she does not want to just connect with them on a physical level, they start thinking all sorts of things.
Like i told my friend yesterday, most of the guys i know are a bunch of Hot dogs who think relationships are all about the physical.
How won't they prefer Beyonce over Jennifer Hudson?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-170421.0.html

j-girl:

She doesn't even have to wear pumps to be banged these days.
All they see on a woman is her physique.
Once she does not want to just connect with them on a physical level, they start thinking all sorts of things.
Like i told my friend yesterday, most of the guys i know are a bunch of Hot dogs who think relationships are all about the physical.
How won't they prefer Beyonce over Jennifer Hudson?

More like over sexed hounds. That is just how the game goes. For every 10 men, one of them has all the qualities you want. Smart, considerate, understanding, loving, supportive, etc. And he is most likely on the Down Low.

StephenP:

Have you forgotten what you said on my poem?

If more men were like your poems, i humbly stand corrected.

StephenP:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-170421.0.html

Oh wow!
That's nice.
Well, in case you haven't noticed, you are quite different from the normal Nigerian man.

onyinye2:

More like over sexed hounds. That is just how the game goes. For every 10 men, one of them has all the qualities you want. Smart, considerate, understanding, loving, supportive, etc. And he is most likely on the Down Low.If more men were like your poems, i humbly stand corrected.

As for the reference to the poem. . . . EXACTLY!
Oversexed hounds have hope. At least they are higher in the classification than dogs.
Anytime I meet a cute, considerate Nigerian dude. . . . the first thing i wanna know is where did he grow up and who's his domestic partner?

j-girl:

Oh wow!
That's nice.
Well, in case you haven't noticed, you are quite different from the normal Nigerian man. As for the reference to the poem. . . . EXACTLY!
Oversexed hounds have hope. At least they are higher in the classification than dogs.
Anytime I meet a cute, considerate Nigerian dude. . . . the first thing i want to know is where did he grow up and who's his domestic partner?

Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em'. LMAO!!! That is exactly what a friend of mine said. She says she must ask who is domestic partner is.

onyinye2:

Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em'. LMAO!!! That is exactly what a friend of mine said. She says she must ask who is domestic partner is.

We all are essentially the same but some people especially think because you as a dude were raised in the US that means you have better manners towards women which really isn't true. Those people just close their minds up and refuse to see the good in Nigerian men raised in Nigeria.

onyinye2:

Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em'. LMAO!!! That is exactly what a friend of mine said. She says she must ask who is domestic partner is.

j-girl:

Well, in case you haven't noticed, you are quite different from the normal Nigerian man. As for the reference to the poem. . . . EXACTLY!
Oversexed hounds have hope. At least they are higher in the classification than dogs.
Anytime I meet a cute, considerate Nigerian dude. . . . the first thing i want to know is where did he grow up and who's his domestic partner?

Pumbaa & J-gal. . . . . .

Don't u chics get tired bashing Naija men?
What have we really done??
Is it bad stating what we want on a forum??

onyinye2:

Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em'. LMAO!!! That is exactly what a friend of mine said. She says she must ask who is domestic partner is.

I tend to like Nigerian men raised in Nigeria which explains why I am single right now
I am so switching very soon.

Hannibal:

Pumbaa & J-girl. . . . . .

Don't u chics get tired bashing Naija men?
What have we really done??
Is it bad stating what we want on a forum??

Ummmmmm. . . . . . . If Nigerian men were half as good as they claim to be on Nairaland. I would not say anything at all
I am not bashing them . . . . .YET
Don't get mad at us for exposing the truth.

Me phat but currently headed towards curvy where I totally love to be! I watched Toccara's season of Next Top Model like a girl possessed! LOL.

StephenP:

We all are essentially the same but some people especially think because you as a dude were raised in the US that means you have better manners towards women which really isn't true. Those people just close their minds up and refuse to see the good in Nigerian men raised in Nigeria.

You got me all wrong. I have met some great guys who were raised in Nigeria. In fact one is one of my very best friends. My mind is not necessarily closed but curved when it comes to Nigerian. Because i have met some Nigerian men, born and raised in Nigeria who were . So yeah i tend to go more towards the ones born aboard.

Hannibal:

Pumbaa & J-girl. . . . . .

Don't u chics get tired bashing Naija men?
What have we really done??
Is it bad stating what we want on a forum??

Oh whatever Mufasa. Don't act like you don't do the vice versa.

j-girl:

I tend to like Nigerian men raised in Nigeria which explains why I am single right now
I am so switching very soon.

Soon and VERY quick.

omoovie:

Me phat but currently headed towards curvy where I totally love to be! I watched Toccara's season of Next Top Model like a girl possessed! LOL.

Where's David? I've got one for you.

onyinye2:

You got me all wrong. I have met some great guys who were raised in Nigeria. In fact one is one of my very best friends. My mind is not necessarily closed but curved when it comes to Nigerian. Because i have met some Nigerian men, born and raised in Nigeria who were . So yeah i tend to go more

Well people would always have their likes and dislikes. I would never go for a White or Asian woman.

Hannibal:

Pumbaa & J-girl. . . . . .


What have we really done??
Is it bad stating what we want on a forum??

it u  that is holding dicussions with a bunch of losers i blame.

Quote from: onyinye2 on Today at 11:41:27 PM
Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em

u are just an ewu, loser. infact i  hiss on u .

why are there akata and white gals at the beginning of this thread?
are there no Nigerian girls the poster could use as examples?
I'm sick of this.
Oya look at the typical Nigerian women

idupaul:

it u  that is holding dicussions with a bunch of losers i blame.
u are just an ewu, loser. infact i  hiss on u .

Don't blame me. . . . .
It seems u are attracted to Onyinye. . .
I can give u her number.

onyinye2:

Oh whatever Mufasa. Don't act like you don't do the vice versa.

j-girl:

I tend to like Nigerian men raised in Nigeria which explains why I am single right now
I am so switching very soon. Ummmmmm. . . . . . . If Nigerian men were half as good as they claim to be on Nairaland. I would not say anything at all
I am not bashing them . . . . .YET
Don't get mad at us for exposing the truth.

Maybe i should hook u girls up to some cool Naija geezers.
What do u say??

Queenisha:

why are there akata and white gals at the beginning of this thread?
are there no Nigerian girls the poster could use as examples?
I'm sick of this.
Oya look at the typical Nigerian women

Queenisha, COME ON. . . . . .
We said single women not HOUSEWIVES.
Doyin13 might be buzzing ur pager though. . . . . He likes em old and mature.

idupaul:

u are just an ewu, loser. infact i  hiss on u .

Are you asking for a death wish? Mayne just hop off my tips already. Damn, you just a low timer who aint got nothing betta to do then start a fight you know your ass aint gonna finish.

Don't blame me. . . . .
It seems u are attracted to Onyinye. . .
I can give u her number.

who ever heard of a gentle man being attracted to a fishwife?

in my honest opinion i think she should quit this forum 4 good.

onyinye2:

Are you asking for a death wish? Mayne just hop off my tips already. Damn, you just a low timer who aint got nothing betta to do then start a fight you know your ass aint going to finish.

Onyinye, i think your tongue really needs a make over. too sharp for the forum