Lmao. I evn dream say dry thunder frm ijebu fire dt ediot@mofos called dragnet.
Nobody de fear u again di rag net...worse tin u ban them. It will only make XIAOMI grow strong. I'm not a xiaomi fan but after i read so much in that thread he closed...i've developed this feeling for that beast and am droping my s6 fo it inshallah. fvck dragnet and his transsion crew

This peeple no wan upgrade? Na wa o...but why this topic even hit FP when better phones never hit FP?

brizzle116:
Please who has idea how this jumia global works..it's over 2 weeks and "shipping is in progress" abi na canoe my own enter

Lol. no make me fear o but i no say b4 dec ur mashine go com

fibonacci2526:



I guess you have to try him out and come back to give us feedback when your item lands.

badt guy
I just want to know if any1 have tried him bfor

Pls I cant recieve otp frm jumia. What could be wrong? I also want to knw if okepoo is a genuine store to get rn8 on jumia b4 I sort out my payment ish.

And im still using 4.1

OP i dnt have anytin to tel u. na ur badluck help u.

laughing in hindi

This na real wa o

Oga Preek

The mod that deleted xiaomi thread. don't mention me if u dont want dry thunder from ijebu to strike u.

anthonyuncle:


focus on da positive sides of da change

Thanks I will do my best

ehmmy11:


especially when she dey run am raw

U sure??

Vejin:

always wear nose mask bro

Damn niggur

dairykidd:
If she has always had this smell for the whole time since u started then Op u be idiot. 7 years op 7... So for the whole 7 years u have been dipping ur preeq inside soak-away How do u even open her up to the point of fvcking that hell hole n still enjoy it all these years. No need to tell her na. Whats the essence Something u dey chop for seven years and no be say na now she start smell

But if ahe just start smell better take her to hospital for treatment. If she like make she vex say u do am without notice. I can't even fvck a dirty girl not to talk of smelling pussie. Chai!!!

Chief ur matter weak me o

Sanishu:
After reaching the place now it stinks

Just asking for advice oga...no just start the matter way u no go fit finish

Clinghton:
Don't break up.
1,use nose mask to Bleep her.
2,make sure she pays your bills, through her numerous sugar daddies

Lol...no b only her kpekus de nah

Stephenmoka4:
Euuuwww how will a living being smell that way, what the hell. you too have experienced this, she might vex for you if you tell her.
I say, since the day my guy told me about the smell- with all honesty, I just got confused that afternoon.

You need to experience it...
Most babes are just like that...I already have a principle. What I can't suck, my dick wont fvck....just that I need to tell this babe make she know wetin I face

Olude193:
OP do the needful... .

Come to give us feedback

I'm still thinking of how to tell her...but surely I'll gather my strength and tell her

Zizo96:

My brother...U never hear am finish now...So as I dey explain dey go, as you kom reach that big fridge now ( I mean the fridge wey all those fishes dey wey light no reach for like 30days o ) Make you kom open am...Dat one na 2nd degree murder...Omo make you kom try dey scatter the fridge on the notion say you wan see the extent of the damage...Chai my brother...I no pray experience that kind level again 4 my life. Dem suppose add all those kind girls wey dey ooze to part of death sentence methods...Make dem just put you inside one room wey AC dey with that kind babe...make she just open that level 4 you...E pass make them hang or electrocute criminal.

Lol....e sopos de among 1000ways to die

I don't do virgins so idk

Biodun1929:


This guy are you a comedian? You have me laughing my ass off over here...I'm laughing with tears rolling down my eyes.

My brother if u pass through the place ...u sef go gv testimony

Zizo96:

That level no be small assassination attempt o my brother....Three days the smell fit no komot your brain o...U go just dey perceive am dey go. If you like bath 10times that day and next day, my brother the Odour still dey with you like follow come o. Spoilt fish no really fit explain the Odour...A fish cold room wey Nepa no gree give light for a month...make you kom go there go open the fridge...You fit reason as the place go dey smell ba?? Na so the thing be

Guy Howfa nah...e b like say u ma follow for the league o Tis one u sabi the rotten smell like this.
But laslas sha some ladies no de try abeg

Zizo96:


Bro I pray make you no experience that kind thing wey OP experience o. The thing be like FISH cold room wey em power supply just cut for like a month o. So make you try reason how that kind place go dey smell/ooze. That thing pass make person survive assassination attempt bro

U sabi analyse sha...u deserve award

natsuDragneel:
Like we've been saying over and over again
Xiaomi and Transsion are not mates.

You can't see Tecno or Infinix phones ever making any Top 10 smartphones list anywhere
There are levels to this thing
Ordinary 90k Lenovo z5 pro GT sef don enter Top10 before

People will be discussing Samsung, Huawei, Xiaomi, Asus, Zte, Realme and co, and one idiot will also bring up Tecno and Infinix

Messi and Ronaldo dey discuss, Lingard dey put mouth
Wetin Musa no go see for gate

u wicked o

Bright12660:
Since you don't want to tell her straight, Use an unknown number and call or text her. Simple

Lol...she no go recognise my voice

lefulefu:
abi na alhajis e dey frolick with? those ones fit no too mind if woman dirty

I don't know sha but I could remember a scene when she wanted to hook up with a policeman. I had to stop the nonsense dt day

Atlanticfire:


Then give her another excuse. Tell her she smells slightly and you want her to smell better for you.

At that point of the discussion, the medicine that will cure the smell is already bought, what will she do? Throw them away instead of taking them?

Wait! Does flagyl cure rotten smell??

Phenomenal16:
...bia wait ooo...
Her mom was aware she had an infection or she was aware she gave it to u
Abeg i wan understand

It was when I told her she infected me...she said she had treated it and she didn't know she was still having the infection. That was when she told me that her mum was aware and she even took her to the hospital

lefulefu:
op how can a babe who smells have so many sugar daddies

My question too...though I don't give a damn as long as I de enjoy my thing they go but I was never comfortable enjoying the puna

Atlanticfire:


Give her money to buy 21 tablets of 400mg Flagyl and tell her to take 1 tablet 3 times a day.

Most likely she will not buy it. If she does not buy it, then buy the 21 tablets of 400mg Flagyl and give it to her. Tell her to take 1 tablet 3 times a day for 7 days for your sake.

She will ask you why you want her to take the tablets, just tell her you want her to smell nicer for you down there, she will decode. If she still presses you for clear cut answer, then give her a diplomatic answer, tell her she smells a little down there and you want her to smell nicer so that you can find it easier to suck her. She will think she is doing you a favour, cleaning up for the upcoming sucking and cooperate with you.

Make sure you give her money to buy the medicine by herself first, if you buy the medicine by yourself without first giving her the opportunity of buying it herself, she might think that you want to poison her and refuse to cooperate with you.

I asked her bfor if she would want me to suck her someday and her answer was NO. I doubt if she would listen to dt excuse

GermanyChaser:
but you bleeped her anyway lol.. bro you 've got to stylishly tell her..

U still de ask this kind question for this century...lol.