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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:14pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:

i swear, u really sabi d matter...even say i spray better perfume, i still de feel dt horrible smell around my body
You for soak urself inside dettol o
Phones / Re: XIAOMI Discussion Thread [updated]* by Ifabernard(m): 1:09pm On May 30, 2020
Elslim:




Pointek in banex
Thanks.
Do you know if they open on Saturdays? Someone told me they only open on mondays, Wednesdays and fridays because of the lockdown
Phones / Re: XIAOMI Discussion Thread [updated]* by Ifabernard(m): 12:45pm On May 30, 2020
Pls where can I get rn8 in Abuja?
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:36pm On May 30, 2020
Femzaremz:
E be like say na to dey wear nosemask bleep na im sure pass nw oo!
grin angry grin
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:35pm On May 30, 2020
Olude193:


If it's your sister won't you talk no

How old are you abeg

Can't you reason with your head??

Apart from the sexxx what else are you gaining from her... She dey give you out of her runz money ni


Abi why are you scared of her..

Abeg guy geerrra of hia mehn.....


I do not seem to understand... You tell her and it's left to her to treat herself.. and if she sees she doesn't need it it's her business...



I m beginning to suspect you sef, she fit be your girlfriend.. and you don looove up gan...
Common grow old nah undecided undecided
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:34pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:
chai...dis matter strong o..av bin in ur shoes but shes now an ex..when we started she was clean and nice bt as she kum start waka waka she jus de ooze dt fishy smell, i tried talking to her indirectly by asking her to clean up weneva am abt goin in and wen we are done even if she no dey wan gree and na by force tinz o..my matter worst wen c.d burst one nite n wakeup d next 2 days with serious infection wey mk my d look lyk burnt corn..ran a test n de said its serios yeast infection n i shud avoid such kinda gals bcoz c.d may not even help me...mumu me still call d gals months after wen konji wan kee me bt i double d c d bt dis time d smell don worst o..as she turn 4 doggy naim i perceive am d most n it was worst, gat to force myself cum n rush enta bathroom go wash with dettol n nearly vomit self, wen i came out she asked for anoda round n me no even kno wen i tell her say na sin n start to de preach against sex b4 marriage 4 her...no b small matter dt day oo
Lol...
Guy the last 1 way happen even shock me. After I baf finish I still de perceive the smell...dt smell no b here ooo...and I really like her

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:32pm On May 30, 2020
Osobi32:
and u still get mind dey go down there abi..... Ur balls are made of metals abeg.
Condom is free bro grin grin

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:31pm On May 30, 2020
Osobi32:
oga tell her via text
Huh You really want her to murder me??

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:31pm On May 30, 2020
anthonyuncle:
tell her straight up in a respectable way
What is the respectable way to tell someone she stinks??
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:30pm On May 30, 2020
Allornone:
We don't realize it but things begin to stink when we no longer need them. It didn't start recently, did it?

Tell her as honestly and humane as you can. And while you're at that, you might want to send her a cartoon portrait a night before telling her how cute she is. I can help with that.
Ok...I will give it a try
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:39am On May 30, 2020
Oluromantic:
The last time I told a lady, she begin malice with me o. Going up to a year now, she still dey bear grudge sake of say I told her about her own self. She noticed I was avoiding her and she asked why and I simply answered na him wahala begin o. See if she's d type that easily get offended, just avoid her. But if her esteem gallant, tell her playfully so it won't look offensive.
That is my fear. She get bad temperament and except I want it to end like this. The day i told her she infected me it was hell
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:34am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.
Is nt easy as u think it is
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:33am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:
A girl you've been with for 7 years and you still don't know how to tell her she has infection
Wetin una come dey do all these years aside fuccking?
Take her to any hospital or pharmacy and get her treated.
There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it

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Romance / How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 8:18am On May 30, 2020
I have this friend, we've been enjoying the FWB stuffs and you can tell that we like each other so much. We've been together for more than 7yrs. At some point, we fell in love but later broke up due to some temperament issues and unfaithfulness. In rudeboy's voice 'she gat alot of sugar daddies em plenty' but she doesn't deny me anytime I feel like doing the do. My worries now is that she stinks and down there is not encouraging at all. I wonder how those men manage to endure that smell. The last time I bleeped this babe mehn, na vomit I no fit vomit. I had to hold my breath, stylishly entered the bathroom and wash myself with detol. And guess what, the babe don dress up before I enter the room. It was disgusting...had to tell her to clean up before she reluctantly did.
I want to tell her how bad her thing smells but I dont want to make her feel bad. Pls how should I tell her?

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Thread Deleted by Ifabernard(m): 11:07pm On May 29, 2020
Whether em pay mod to delete the thread or not, e no consine me...that thread has really opened my inner vision. I was never a fan of tekiino or hinfinix. Samsung has been my preference since ages but now im getting my rn8 shap shap. I want to belong too...lol

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Phones / Re: XIAOMI Discussion Thread [updated]* by Ifabernard(m): 7:50pm On May 29, 2020
Thread wey i still flex abt an hour ago? Idonbilivit

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Romance / Re: Wetin De Sup For Wunna Area So?? (jokes) by Ifabernard(m): 8:05am On May 29, 2020
grin

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Phones / Re: Airtel About To Loss Millions Of Subscribers If This Is True by Ifabernard(m): 11:37pm On May 28, 2020
Those people are 1st grade scammers. I bought a new sim nd activated it immediately. I sub for 1.5k and was given 6gb + 3gb bonus and mitchmitchy bonuses. I used the sim for 20mins only to see invalid sim on my phone. I went back to whr i registered and they told me the sim had issue. I was madt. Few days later, the sim started working and all my data gone. Their customer care line is trash. No way to contact them
Romance / Re: Lovers Discover They Are Siblings Days To Their Wedding by Ifabernard(m): 4:48pm On May 28, 2020
Nothing new
Romance / Re: Marry A Woman Who Knows How To F*ck And... by Ifabernard(m): 4:31pm On May 28, 2020
Stop smoking weed u wont hear. See wetin weed don do u nw... undecided
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies' Breasts Sag Fast by Ifabernard(m): 3:30pm On May 27, 2020
Awon slippers geng over to u

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Romance / Re: I Keep Getting Wet For This young, Guy My Cousin's Friend. by Ifabernard(m): 3:17pm On May 27, 2020
It will end in premium tears
Romance / Re: Do You Pray To End Up With A Man Or Woman Like Ur Dad Or Mom? by Ifabernard(m): 2:00pm On May 27, 2020
What difference does it make?

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Romance / Re: Share Something Weird You Wish To Do by Ifabernard(m): 1:50pm On May 27, 2020
travel out of nigeria and never return undecided
Computers / Re: Windows 10 Problems And Solutions (official Microsoft Windows 10 links added) by Ifabernard(m): 10:56am On May 27, 2020
udemzyudex:


Search the Web for another activator and crack it.

As for the windows update, search this section you will see a lot for suggestions, try it.

Another one you can use is click on Windows key +R and type services.msc into the box and click enter. Locate Windows update and disable it.
Thanks. I downloaded kms activator and it worked.

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Romance / Re: Should I Bleach My Skin Or Ladies Is This Fine? (photo) by Ifabernard(m): 2:39pm On May 26, 2020
Attention seeker...mtchew!

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me An STD, Now He Is Proposing To Marry Me by Ifabernard(m): 12:17pm On May 26, 2020
next pls
Computers / Re: Windows 10 Problems And Solutions (official Microsoft Windows 10 links added) by Ifabernard(m): 9:45am On May 26, 2020
Pls my windows 10 is consuming my data to much. I've tried to stop background updates and defer future updates but it hasn't solved my problems. I use averagely 1gb in less than 30mins and I wonder what could be the cause. Few weeks ago, I saw a watermark on my screen telling me to activate windows of which my windows was activated. I tried reactivating it with the product key but I keep on seeing 'can't activate windows' Now I'm planning to downgrade to windows 7 but my windows 10 was preinstalled. Pls what should I do?
Romance / Re: Curvy Lady Covered Her N@ked Body With Only Face Mask, Got People Talking by Ifabernard(m): 7:20am On May 26, 2020
hmm. wetin sule no go see for gate

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Romance / Re: Madly In Love With My Fuckmate by Ifabernard(m): 7:17am On May 26, 2020
OP. just enjoy the moment and move on. The relationship will never work. Find a better man and count him in your past. Once a guy bleeps you more than 10 times wen you guys ain't dating, you wont have any respect. Script your movie differently and dont let it end in premium tears...shikena!

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Romance / Re: LETTER FROM A SEX- STARVED HUSBAND TO HIS WIFE. by Ifabernard(m): 2:57pm On May 22, 2020
So you geh time de count how many times your wife rejected you? You are really jobless undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Ifabernard(m): 2:45pm On May 22, 2020
grin grin grin

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