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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:38pm On Nov 16, 2021
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mejai:
I hope u know say u go make space for boot to dey carry gallon of palm oyel for steady anointing and u go dey pollute our environment.
Unless u or the owner no get shame like 001 and 50
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:13pm On Nov 16, 2021
My bad bro. On the bolded, grin grin grin
dru23:
Bro plz don't say that.. The word "hate" is a very strong word . I don't hate the car, Nigerians love the car .

Just make sure sir, u don't buy the one that is lemon or limca type. Those limca lemon type love sipping oyel and polluting the whole of Lagos.. Na those wan u to avoid
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:09pm On Nov 16, 2021
thanks for the heads up bro, but I need the best grade with a clean record
Pearl1910:
What's your budget?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:38pm On Nov 16, 2021
Pls, post the VIN. What's the price. Thanks
yommie007:
Sure... its available...
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 12:47pm On Nov 16, 2021
Urgent!

Dru23, or any car dealership owner here with a physical address?

I need a 2008 first grade, foreign used, low mileage Camry with a clean autocheck history, accident free, any color.

Dru, I know you hate this car, but if you have a contact to share, I'll appreciate.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2021
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:33pm On Nov 13, 2021
Baz001 grin
You won't kill us here with your comedy grin

Izal light grin grin grin
BAZ001:
Make una come see semi illiterate geng.
Slay queen, make up on point and truly the girl fine no be small but hazard light na her problem.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:28pm On Nov 13, 2021
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pocohantas:
Like I said, I didn’t know my way around that area. Sitting on the bonnet wouldn't have helped me.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:55pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Chai, you are irredeemable! grin
BAZ001:
Na you talk am for dis thread to mark akute as red zone ooh grin so u dey go akute for back dey discourage us from going online ?

So I will collect 5k and come back to town empty and then go to kazeem to change leakage or bushing. When last you go akute ?

Meanwhile dt guy replying your post doesn’t know anything at all at all
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:50pm On Nov 13, 2021
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GeneralZodd:
Mine was Mushin at 11pm and earlier hours of 5am. Dem dey find who dem go Strangle for this Xmas period. 3 straight request from Mushin. I off app. Blow empty go house, when destination trip no gree come
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2021
Lush100:
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No wahala. January is it
My AC is manageable and my car is nit sipping oil even though na that Mobil pailmoil i use.
I even learnt u give ur cousin bazoo1 free freon.
I can be your cousin from now till i get my freon after that i will go and buy izzou bazooka. grin
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:54am On Nov 13, 2021
dru23:
All die na die my brother.. There is nothing to fear and I doubt anyone will want to strangle you or rob your low mileage v4 lemon limca oyel sipping camry of urs.

If na correct car now wey no dey smoke like Fela's weed now, I for worry small .......no be your type of car dey strangle drivers for ... Na the opposite , dey avoid am ..


By the way can you send me ur plate number and the place you did ur car inspection? I wan tell uber something...
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:44am On Nov 13, 2021
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VaselineCrew:
Are you a woman driver?

Or are you a guy with a woman name?

I’m curious
read 500 - 700 pages back for answer grin

Chai! Una no go kee pesin for dis thread

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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:40am On Nov 13, 2021
BAZ001:
How person go fit make 2M now
See akute for past 11pm.
Na so so trap zone , people no wan go club dis night ?
Na to go sleep
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:38am On Nov 13, 2021
[quote author=mrjaydee post=107569450][/quote]Make I helep u with the signature laff grin
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:54pm On Nov 12, 2021
I'm also co-asking. grin
BAZ001:
Who are you trying to put right that led to dis gbas gbos

A.) felicity001
B.) Baz001
C.) ifebarbie
D.) pearl1910
E.) Lush100
F.) All noice makers ?

You too much
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 4:13pm On Nov 12, 2021
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BAZ001:
I’ve been asked to sheath my sword and learn
So I can’t talk but see below



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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2021
Very true!
sharpk007:
Uber cannot block You for acceptance rate, get dat, I once had less Dan %10 acceptance rate and was never blocked, but U see Cancellation on UBer, don't joke wit it, dey will block you without a warning
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 2:22pm On Nov 12, 2021
donfortune48:
Nobody gree talk about yesterday's traffic here.
Shey na only me suffer am?
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2021
tunlapapa:
Like I rightly said, correcting this notion is a waste of time.
A lot of them have been blocked. they even complain that what they used to do before joining moove which doesn’t warrant blocking now gets them blocked after they joined moove.
So you think Uber will jeopardise their integrity for such?

I repeat again, I know I just wasted my time replying you with this but I hope you got my point.
Chai! grin
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:55pm On Nov 10, 2021
in my case it triggered it. I didn't erase the code intentionally to see the outcome, cos my car ran great. Do you know lean mixture can mimic P0420 triggers.

When my car just landed, dirty throttle body threw the P0420 code. Some other peeps would have panicked and started throwing parts around cool


davit:
Low gas level cannot trigger p0420 code.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:45pm On Nov 10, 2021
BAZ001:
Are you sure you were not blocked by Uber 5yrs ago ?
Or na one Hoodlum spirit invade ur account and dropped your ratings to 4.35 from 4.85 that spirit no sabi load and offload bags.

But you self get bad mouth ehhh
Which one be ....baz & other noise markers.
Well done just continue

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Ahn ahn! Haba mana! Baba no start another cold war na! grin

Meanwhile...



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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:38pm On Nov 10, 2021
that maintenance required light is lube service reminder that illuminates after 5000 miles. Once you service it, you can reset it to start the countdown afresh.

Anytime you diagnose your car always see and copy down the scan results yourself. You can buy an OBD2 Bluetooth dongle to scan yourself

Is your catalytic converter located under the car or under the hood close to the exhaust manifold? Hope you saw it yourself

I don't trust those Kareems

Barbiturate:
The check engine was on before and the maintenance req was on. So I took it to my mechanic for service. After the service he called a guy that diagnosed it and the guy said they removed the catalyst but he later did something and the check engine and maintenance req wiped off. Later when I reported here, I called the mechanic to ask him if it was p0420 that showed, the guy said he can't remember, except I pay again for it.

Who can help me diagnose?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:57pm On Nov 10, 2021
Barbiturate:
I noticed my car consumes more fuel. I figured it is not normal, so I went to my mechanic. After checking, he said they've removed the catalytic converter of the car and that's the reason for the excessive fuel consumption.

Where can I get one and for how much? He talked about fabrication at ladipo for 25 or 30k. Is this advisable or should I get another?

I need contributions pls
Is your check engine light on? If on, get it diagnosed and don't forget to run a data stream on the power train. Let's start from there?

My high mileage Camry threw a P0420 on me like 3 days ago, I noticed it was caused by low gas level, topped it and it disappeared on its own some hours later cool

Also, don't forget to post the scan results here for further suggestions grin

My man grin

about the fabrication...

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CrimeRe: My Experience With A Bribe Seeking Policeman In Oshodi Isale by IFEBARBIE: 12:16pm On Nov 10, 2021
Dedynast:
Baz001, Felicity001, Gentlelife50, Ifebarbie

Make una come see another Hoodlum driver o!


Detective Izzou, please help us register this "flagbearing" member... Lol
on a serious note, CMR is good. A friend lost his Corolla to thieves about 2 weeks ago. His bro sent the car to him for Uber but he decided to register it as airport taxi. The police was able to trace the car to Kaduna!

Meanwhile, about izzou registering him? Lol grin

He's registered already as vice president hoodlum to Felicity001 grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:49am On Nov 10, 2021
I think it's #77/km and what Uber does is to multiply the fare by the multiplier
Pearl1910:
Uber pays more. I think N75/km N13/minute while Bolt is N70/km N12/minute.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:45am On Nov 10, 2021
I'm thinking otherwise, cos of bolt waiting time and other indices
Gentlelife50:
Uber is better, I don't even think bolt have more than 1.9 multiplier but u can still get as much as 2.5 on Uber.
They mean business just that they are not serious at the same time.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:09pm On Nov 09, 2021
which trip is better between a 1.9 surge bolt trip and a 1.9 surge trip on Uber, same distance and time.

This was a 2.0 surge trip from airport to megamound estate

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:50pm On Nov 09, 2021
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BAZ001:
Learn defensive driving una no go hear.
Thank God you got little change
You wonder why I don’t have down time ?
I do defensive driving

Ikejaman I called you with your moniker you still no answer me.

Abeg when is the right time to rob aboniki on your car ? Immediately after scratch or anytime?
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:38pm On Nov 09, 2021
komodapson:
Mehn!!!...I doff my hat for those guyz. Especially those Chinese around Toyin street, Opebi -Allen axis. Yeah, they'll be on the look out for you. Also, Europeans residing around Ikeja GRA....
They know the real essence of TIME and that shows a clear disparity between Africans and Advanced World...
Very true! They're mostly on the integrity platform
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:26pm On Nov 09, 2021
Pearl1910:
They never ask colour of ur car, type of car, name or anything. They are always standing outside and immediately they see u, they wave u down.
Some naija girls will see u and stand like statue expecting u to know that they are d one, if u don't drive up to them they will shout "come forward nau" If u drive past them small...they will shout "wait now, didn't u see me?" Like how am I supposed to know its u, u r d one with all my details, I don't have a picture of u or what u r wearing na. Some will come and ask u "are u my driver?" or are you my Bolt, then I ask them what's ur name?...I think that's the most annoying question I get. But I understand, we are a low IQ people so it's expected.
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:29pm On Nov 09, 2021
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talk to the low mileage Manism grin

YeyeGbami:
I no sabi here o. Make una dey carry me along.

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