komodapson:


Some people just want to counter your submission for no cause. For just no cause. They just want to override your "thoughts" even when they are wrong. Its annoying

Abeg, which areas on the mainland does Uber request comes in more, in the morning and evening? Na oga Felicity referred you as a Uber specialist

Its being awhile I drove on platform... I wan' observe something

bolt's endless wait for rides don show you shege

confusedworld17:
I picked up one Pino Pino from Bera estate. The rider's dressing was so revealing that she was very uncomfortable anytime I looked at the passenger's side mirror, she would just be adjusting her dress as if na her I dey look.
On lekke/epe express, I noticed that those security guys didn't close my boot well. So I had to pull over to close it very well and then hurriedly got back into my car.

After driving for some seconds, noticed that due to the hurry, I wasn't sitting comfortable... I was some how pressing my balls. I tried to adjust but no way, the thing don dey pain me small small.

To free my self, I go need put my hand inside my trouser to adjust my "ngwo ngwo". Ha! this rider that was already thinking that I was looking at her, what would she now think if she saw me put my hand in my trouser ?

Anytime she looked the other way, I go wan quickly adjust, but then she would turn again and be looking forward.

My break through came at one of the traffic lights, where she wanted to buy gum, I said to my self that this is the perfect time to do it. While she was talking to the guy selling gum, as I was about to adjust my things, na so she turn to ask me to borrow her money, na so my hand just freeze for air. Immediately she face the shewing gum guy, I put hand free my self.
Inside me I said "What a ride!"

I can relate

power, movement, it's superb! You can't miss it

mejai:

How do u know about this? Increased HP.

Clapperton:


Prìck and Tohtoh Business

Gentlelife50:

U sef which one be your own? Are you for or against sef?

Fence/Cruise geng

kanuisagoat:


Long time here

Trying to catch up with posts since I last visited. Over 2500 to read, it will be a long night

Don't forget to show us the mili dashboard o! Or you just came back from your visit to ma'am radautoworks

Nawa o! So today is dry? Uber sama me 4 back to back 90+ trips without surge. Two of the trips took me along Chevron towards epe, I didn't get to epe, but to ajah. The last one brought me to my area. I'm done for today.

heyden filling station is the bomb. So I've been missing alot!

Chai!

mejai:

I think say na only me experience this. I dey house already. E be like lagosians don dey wise too much. Still bolt was just compensating trip anyhow. Imagine opebi to egbeda, 2k, bolt sama me with 1200, talk say dem go compensate with 800. Meanwhile, na their account (pay to bolt, abi, u dey owe bolt) the money end.
Tomorrow, na to wash my interior by myself and keep the car under sun, while I observe endsars matter. Maka teargas flying. I no trust police.

pocohantas:
BAZ001 makes up to 1m every month. You can ask him for tips and tricks on the Uber thread in Business section.

Baz001, you're officially the new ant King, ordained by Poco.
Chai!

HarryGedges:


Which state is Ota in? Next time follow the rules. You could have gone there using the bus just like Baz001 friend

Gentlelife50:

He's enjoying the violence

Felicity001:


The guy loves violence

mejai:

Lol! So u have tasted the forbidden fruit(bolt)? U will get hooked ooo. Bolt na everywhere u go.

pocohantas:


One Bolt driver carry me today, start ride, e say he wants us to be on the same page. E come dey tell me to connect bluetooth. Me wey orientation wan kill.

Oga start the ride jare!

Chai!

Just tell am directly na. U dey fear the Matrix?

BAZ001:



Komodapson you forgot to add lia Mohammed

happiness4ever:
I love this thread

CheerfulGiver:
Instead of her to take uber, she was missing her "days of poverty" and decided to trek, and almost got kidnapped and defrauded. This is according to the peppersoup logic of a well known midget.

Chai!

BAZ001:


No ask me question I dey bench
But
You are very lazy
Common sun and heat you can’t withstand?
Is ur car not tinted ?
2.5m must be made, so
You need strategies to drive against sun and traffic hope you hold d contact of d matrix driver so u won’t need any credentials to get strategies .

Chai!

Don't worry. He's coming for you on that your sideline or reserve bench...

You remember Gascoigne?

chai! Hmmmmm!

Slickleo:
Abeg help I don do everything support ask

I'll go for China

izzou:


China is about 20k

Korea is about 29k

I don't know which is better oh

emmancecute:
you can try everstart.

Slickleo:


Jst peacefully buy new China way go carry a year, don't go and fall for say na Korea all na same. Or rather buy go grade tokunbo dat still holds charge well

you're right! Those batteries don't last above 18 months, whether Korea or china

Olayetan:


Is that the face behind CheerfulGiver?

Chai!

pocohantas:


Women causing problem since 1102. I hope this happened before you became a family man?

pocohantas:


Lol @ integrity app. Are you trolling my Uber or what? Uber should pay me for this marketing.

Where is Ibafo? I like Lagos because the name of a place can tell you how it would look.

Yes o! I'm trolling them until they show me rider destination and take over the city

Chai!
Funny but true!
Ibafo don suffer o!

BAZ001:


1. Obi will not help you at all he will school you why you didn’t check your battery before leaving house.
2. Obi is finer than that hungry looking driver unless the 2weeks drought made him loose weight
3. The matrix is not red

God saved you, you didn’t go to ibafo you wouldn’t have seen any driver to help you

swearz

IFEBARBIE:
Pocohantas, eeehm, what did you call these people invading our integrity app again?

Imagine, Ibafo!

Chai! I for suffer today!

Grin grin Uber 90mins+ trip... Yen yen...

Meanwhile, 2 mins later, the real pocohantas geng showed up