BAZ001:


You are safe at the moment
Cause Npala has appeared mr Obi Eluwa will pipe low

BAZ001:


Make nobody ask me question again, I no go answer

You are next aswear down mr Obi aka CheerfulGiver aka eluwa is coming for you.

He has done many research on you but found nothing yet.
He dey eye you since

Chai!
But you know he's only on the look out for the James Bond 001 geng na.

ogajoe:
Good evening to all the elders in the house, please does Uber and Bolt accept Toyota Matrix on their platforms

I think it's acceptable, but Baz001 and Felicity001 should know better

FuckEveryday:

Una no go kill person...Bazz n Cheerfulgiver own cum b like Fury n Wilder.

Y'all should leave cheerful alone biko...the country is hard and Uber now is turning to a luxury for some people who could easily afford a trip few months / years back.

Funny enough some of those people are no fellow drivers that's why we have more drivers than trips...or should I say it's equal now which wasn't so before.

If he couldnt meet up it's noting but normal...The market is down, the economy of the country is down..make Una let m rest.

Bazz should also not be condemned for having a side hustle...Tho his own issue is Hiding it while claiming he doesn't hv strength to work but works almost like Cheerfulgiver

Me I've always been a LazyD with my full chest cus I feel the stress I put in to the driving is not equivalent to what I earn from it...so I work on my own pace that's if I feel like it at all. Na the last time wey I drive bdis sef.
God help us all

.... And when I thought I was done with the Chais! for today.

Chai!

true, but I doubt them. Dem get strong head

northbird:


The moment they do this, Uber takes over the market.

pocohantas:


God forbid. I no fit pursue man reach that kind place.

You're very right ma'am. I was just laughing like Field Marshall Idi Amin . She was on mini and was sitting in front . I even told her I allowed her go since it's on the integrity platform. This is the 2nd time I'm experiencing it on Uber. Uber rocks. The only thing remaining for Uber to take over is showing us rider destination

pocohantas:


I can assure you she came from Bolt. She thought Uber is like Bolt where she would get away with fraud. No veteran Uber rider would pull such stunt. We are too premium for such.

Our destination na VI, Ikoyi, Ikate. We no dey go Ologolo and the likes by 10pm.

pocohantas:


It has to be one of those Bolt ladies. Whenever they cross over to Uber, things go dey happen

eehm... Plus I picked her from somewhere close to oshodi

Chai! if I may ask, who did you think the driver was? You forgot to ask about the car colour, if it's red...

BAZ001:


Not me, my car is not manual and not matrix
Pocohantas pls when did this incident happen ?

Is it 2 weeks back?
Is the driver bow head or wearing face cap to cover it ?
Can u help us ask your friend if the trip ended at oshodi or the driver mentioned oshodi while dragging for money ?

Bolt drivers have 1M target to make dis month.

I reported after I got several new alerts apart from hers. I new it was fake from inception but gave her the benefit of doubt since it's on pocohantas favorite integrity platform . and also knowing that I'll be fully refunded by Uber.

Chai! Uber sweet o!

BAZ001:


You don start ? Which one be “refined “ daughter of jazebel?
Pocohantas will not like dis on Uber
Did you report to Uber or how did it end ?

this was how I laughed when one refined daughter of jazabel did fake transfer to me on Uber yesterday. She think say na bolt

BAZ001:


This ur picture
Why d guy open leg like dt after chopping fish ?

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CheerfulGiver:
They are all on the second floor of that airport with phones in hand, discussing God knows what and rejecting trips because of gist...

yes, I saw them discussing. When I discovered we were many on bolt, I quickly joined the queue on Uber to escape from bedlama

IgiveLadiesBj:
Loooool,
Vicdon
Felicity001
Cheerfulgiver
FuckEveryDay
BAZ001
Pearl
Tunlapapa
They say you guys are kidnappers

CheerfulGiver:
If your job doesn't pay you up to 150k monthly, resign and pick up a car and start driving.

If these idiots discouraging you can do it, you can also do it. They are liars and they are hypocrites.

If the resident clown, Baz001 can drive till midnight, then continue driving from 4:30am, you can also do it.

Always be guided and listen to voice of reason.

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CheerfulGiver:
No I'm not. Everyone should have.

The point is claiming to be a lazyD because driving is not easy, it's unachievable, unsustainable, as against being a lazyD because you have a side hustle.

So what they do is keep the hustle secret, pretend as if they died from too much driving, attack anyone that encourages full-time driving, and then turn around to drive full-time when the side hustle is slow, while still keeping up appearances.

BAZ001:



All this long epistle ko necessary nau.
Just shut me up with ur dashboard.

Which kind revolution be dis, we are d ones now begging u to post dashboards?

Big ups!

Atk1nson:


My intention isnt to expose anybodys privacy, I didnt have the time to add filters. I have taken it down nonetheless.

Atk1nson:


Thank you. My wife recently started using the bolt app. I checked her trips today and realised some had significant waiting charges. I asked her if she has been keeping the drivers waiting and she said no. Unfortunately she hadnt been checking d breakdown of these trips. It seems some drivers actually "arrive" before they get to the pickup point.



No problem though. I have alerted her to be mindful of it. But I feel we should fair to ourselves as Nigerians, it is really unfair

BAZ001:


Bia mind yourself, don’t bring me into this matter mbok
Let me collect my free Freon first.

BAZ001:


Immediately I saw izzou comment I started laughing cos I knew he will reply.
I wonder how he will cope with jazebels daughters, if he can take jokes from guys.

dru23:


Why did you sell the COROLLA if the engine is in top shape... My guess is because it is shorting oil.....

It could have better off to find the reason why the oil keeps shorten and fix . All a thicker oil will do is be a temporarily bandaid ..... I look online and 2008 model was not known for Oil shorten at all ... Than how long would u continue topping the oil for ?

A friend of mine now is regretting his action . he bought a 2009 Toyota Camry v4 . He uses for uber and he carries at least 3 liters of oil inside his boot all the time. Constantly topping the oil every week or so it has become a pain......( I can imagine what Bazz001 is going through with his low mileage camry )
My other friend that drives camry 07 .. He forget to top the oil a few months . And the car engine froze on him . luckily for him he was just a few minutes to get on the highway..........

I myself sold a tokunbo 2008 camry 2 years ago . The guy that sold it to me didn't even tell me the car short oil . And at the time I didn't much about camry oil shorten issue......
When the car got to Lagos and I open up the engine to check the oil gauge. I knew something was wrong .. I had mechanic take a look at it and he said Bros ... Make we top engine and we bought 20w50 xhp ... The car sounded great and I quickly sold the car . I didn't make much profit from it , but I wanted to get a rid of it before other know issues arises .......

I don't think that car will last 6months before it starts smoking..... My point here is once a car starts to short oil and nothing is done to solve that problem. It is just a matter of time before the car gives up ...............


Car owners.....stay away from cars that short oil and get rid of it before it starts to smoke

chai!

BAZ001:


Adding fire, continue...
By the time Felicity001 will comment on this now. It will turn to hate speech and no more good question.

I dey roof top


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Chai!

Lush100:
Whenever i am bored & i need some comedy, i just come to this thread,

Lead actors
BAZ001, Felicity001, dru23,

Support actors, pearl1910, cheerfulgiver, vicdon, davit, IFEBARBIE

Late appearance, IFSHR, izzou,

Disappearing act,
Madam.radu, angryigbodon, blackbishop

Just reading on the sidelines.

Modified: and gentlelife50 as another supporting actor

Baz001, hope you're not the person in question. SMH! Chai!

dru23:


Na factory reject/ defect engine... There is a guy on nairaland that normally buys a whole drum of 20w50 inside the booth of his car ....... He said he wants to sell it because it is low mileage .......


Just stay away from it 2007 to 2009 .......4plugs . The v6 is even popular now self . it has a strong engine and fuel consumption is low ..........

Pearl1910:


Lolz...guilty conscience.
The fact that a post that didn't quote anybody or mention any name is raising so much dust reemphasizes my statement and establishes my claim. You and ur lot are small minded, dirty village witches and wizards that hate to see people do well. And I will flog you with a broom in other to deliver you from yourself.

Conner44:


It’s not by oil. I’ve seen enough bad reviews of engine oils but some reviews actually make me laugh very hard

vicdon:


Well you made a comment by quoting him, you could have just commented without quoting him, dumbass...

Since we are all still learning, i guess your brain was on hibernation when I posted a question that either deserves a yes or no, but your bleeped up medula saw it as Hate speech, you see say na you mumu pass... Alainironu omo kekere.