kanuisagoat:


Let me ask izzou and pearl1910

Kanoski:

You have lost me

freshvine:
Someone is asking if he could use a 2009 Rav4 for this job?

If it's yours and you wanna drive it yourself, it's ok. I drive a 2.5ltr engine car and I'm good. Ensure check light is off, if on, fix all error.

Cheers!

austino100:
Hi guys, l have Honda CR-V 08 (2.4L engine) is it profitable for Uber/bolt business considering maintenance and fuelling. A honest advice please. The country is not smiling.

ring road, redemption camp

Felicity0001:


Me no no dis 1 oh

Chai!

The spirit of ...Manism
don enter you?

BAZ001:


You too
You no dey taya?

Mr V4 Camry engine

BAZ001:


Bia We don’t complain in ant leagues just focus on d money and ignore the insults.
Rider don insult me cos of paid waiting dis morning and later asked me to come and be picking her every morning let’s negotiate.
For my mind ; I dey mad ?

Why ? She said I’m a cool guy

Abeg why I no go cool on 1.9 surge and fear of 1star?

Insult no dey show for dashboard.

Chai!

YeyeGbami:


You going nowhere, na you start am



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Chai!

BAZ001:


Bia We don’t complain in ant leagues just focus on d money and ignore the insults.
Rider don insult me cos of paid waiting dis morning and later asked me to come and be picking her every morning let’s negotiate.
For my mind ; I dey mad ?

Why ? She said I’m a cool guy

Abeg why I no go cool on 1.9 surge and fear of 1star?

Insult no dey show for dashboard.

northbird:


Na for Lagos, I go hear estate. and the roads within the estate are terrible.

Don't forget Unique estate, Baruwa. the first area to enter my blacklist. Gmap was practically useless there. I was physically asking for directions.... Estate o... Nawa.

Added!

I don't even go to those areas anymore, last time I was there was around May June, since the rain started I jp

ewooooo!

Barbiturate:


You no dey Taya?

Invasion not easy bro! I don't know about ikejaman (to type the grandpa moniker dey fear me)

I'm at Sadiku's place doing my usual preventive maintenance on my very high mileage Camry

Full timers are trying o! How do you guys soak in embarrassment and co, while picking riders from gated communities

As for me, I've blacklisted some of them. Toping the list is K farm. In fact I'm adding the whole of Iju to the list.

I think Berger and ogba peeps are trying small

Chai!

BAZ001:


When cat no dey house rat begins to make noise up and down. Cos Ant king has been on vacation and major car maintenance, you guys have smuggled me into any league?
Well ifebarbie and ikejaman can tag along let’s invade any leagues and change narratives.

Let me go and fry my dodo chup comot for house

BAZ001:


Chaiii...

See the reason here

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Baz00, if only you knew what I went through before getting that trip. Yesterday's traffic on 3mb was serious. I kept seeing surulere, mushin, ebute meta, this one could have ended at 13k, but had to stop at some point cos I was already tired.
Now, that holiday don start for me, I'll maintain my current strategy.

Finally, 1 million welcome me in open arms.

Kudos to you, the new coded king of the road

BAZ001:


Chaiiii...
1million welcome you in open arms
What if u be full time driver ?

obinoral1179:
this person wan japa

BAZ001:


You dis man
No be here u dey ifebarbie dey do 1 trip -10k ?

YeyeGbami:


Nov and Dec don stew be that. This i have seen

The spirit of Ikejamanism favoured me yesterday.

I got a 1.9x trip on bolt to ICM, in my mind I said i don enter am today. I was banking on Poco's integrity app to move me away from ICM to island.

Suddenly, the guys started saying they need to get to Lagos island, bla bla bla, bro abeg branch x bank, waited for a while, got to ICM, oga end trip let me request you again, me, no need sir . Let's continue like that. 1.9 surge! I knew ICM wouldn't have surge at that time. We got to obalende and alas

BAZ001:


Awon team ikejamanisim.
Pay who ?

yommie007:
Month of October was a memorable 1.....almost got impounded by taskforce at charity oshodi....
NA SO I TAKE REVERSE ON THAT HIGH SLOPE OO WITH MY MIRRORS because NO TIME TO LOOK BACK.
Their bus didn't have the power to climb the slope with that speed, I just saw them running after me with leg oo
Rider: pls no jam person oo
Rider: accident oo
The saving grace i had was a commercial bus that knew what had happened blocked incoming cars so I could climb up with me back
The next thing I saw was danfo driver and conductor dey hail me dey gimme thumbs up...
Rider: bros you try oo... dem for delay us here oo... especially with your new fine car.
I could take the alternative route, had to go thru oshodi road and to ewenla then back to the express then zoomed....
All thru that period I wasn't still talking.... took a deep breath and said....
Me: omo, on a Monday and 2nd trip.. dem wan ruin my day.
Rider: bros you lucky oo... I for just help you do wahala small leave you there oo because I can't miss my flight,.
Me: na so I for dash these bas.tards money with beg.
Na so I escape the scene oo.

same thing happened to me like 2 weeks ago. Thank God for Bendel insurance. They have informants all over that place that inform them about approaching cars.
Thank God you escaped. It would've been demoralizing...

At the bolded

Gentlelife50:

Pocochantis?

Felicity0001:


Who's talking about age ot years of experience here?

You're the main reason most riders misbehave especially on the bolt app.

Your trip ended 2000 and driver is asked to collect N800, you gave driver 1k and driver only had N100 change, he asked you do a transfer instead since no where to get change in the middle of the night, you said you can't do transfer you later accepted to collect the N100 driver has and because of that you rated him 1 star...

You ordered a ride, driver arrived and clicked arrived at ur PUP, you got a notification on ur app that ur driver is outside waiting... U called instead of saying, "pls I'm on my way out" you're calling to quarrel driver you arrive why didn't you call? Driver asked you, since you called is there anything wrong? You hissed likr a snake, cut the call and cancelled...

You requested, driver arrived, called u with his own call card, instead of you to I'm outside looking for you you're asking stupid and senseless questions, "what's the color of ur car? What's your Reg No, what type of car is it? You for ask for my VIN na...

Even when a driver tries to correct or teach you or give you orientation in how things work with the app or about the google map they're so stupid and bossy to listen or to accept.

All they know how to do is rate 1 star, they think they're doing me they don't know they're actually reducing their chances of them not meeting every driver they meet again because giving 1 star means you and that person's path will never crosz again. Pray you never get stranded some day u go request only to discovered you've blocked all the drivers around you at that very time.

Oga graduate @06
Corper@07
Married@08
Big job@09
Dropped#010
Uberred@014
And carried over @2020 I hail o

I come in peace

BAZ001:


My brother wisdom is profitable to direct
Avoid all bus lovers fight,
Someone that has been fighting with bus conductors since he was 14yrs, he’s now looking for Uber driver to take shine.

Bus lovers and bus conductors are 5&6
They can miss violence and poverty days.
Fighting is in their blood, you don’t need to call them before they join fight.
For example, who call am for dis matter before he volunteer to fight ?

mrjaydee:


Your entitlement mentality stinks guy. You work hard and you are here begging for loan like that one that collected free gas.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I come in peace, but if you need my address I will gladly give it you me sef dey Lagos.

BAZ001:


It’s not a bit, its 5&6 of Ikj-man

But I still don’t understand how people make declarations, promises or target publicly online
And when they can’t meet up, it turns something else.

BAZ001:


So Na audio 100k ? All dis online bragging self,
Na jeje we dey our dey person come
- I will make 1M dashboards in October (went insane and now in shame )
- one free Freon for you (angry and pained)
- I will loan u 100k without collateral ( bank app hang, termed 419)

swearz!

Pearl1910:


Johncrix, ur village people strong o.
Just when ur destiny helper showed up, they block d person account.

BAZ001:



I dey believe youuuuu
So you promised him 100k for free no collateral and your bank was acting up and next thing he’s calling you a 419 ?

That’s very bad
Even one of my rider wants to transfer 3k from zenith e no work network issue, he begged me dt he will transfer later...
I still dey wait since 8:30am
I didn’t even call him 419,
I’m still waiting but if he doesn’t send it today I will go to his gate and shout 419

Looking at the last WhatsApp response, he sounded as if he has a lil bit of Ikejamanism in him

thanks bro! I'm to bring her back by afternoon/evening when I close from work. She offered 15k.

Uber chauffeurs! Well done o. I see what you guys are enjoying codedly

eyinola:
5K

BAZ001:


You are afraid of dru23 right ?
That’s why you trying to deny it
See ur quote below

Chai!

You're trying very hard to open my chapter ba

Dis cut and join tinz!

Are you trying to learn work from the king of the road