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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:16pm On Sep 14, 2021
I heard from my rider that the police were able to gun down one those hoodlums that rob in traffic at ojota interchange this afternoon. I noticed the place is unusually clear this evening

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:10pm On Sep 14, 2021
thanks guys! Deal cancelled! We muuuv!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:06pm On Sep 14, 2021
thanks for the detailed piece. Really appreciate! I told him 20k, he shouted! I came down to 15k. Still expecting his call
Pearl1910:


1. 20k
2. Route depends on which side of Ojo.
Pass Festac; If it's before Ojo baracks inwards Badagary
Pass Iyana Iba - Igando; if it is after Ojo Baracks or Volks.
Return journey also depends but just avoid Mile 2. Either pass Igando-Egbeda or Igando-Ejigbo-Ajao Estate or Festac-Ago palace
3. Obey traffic rules, don't follow commercial buses, follow other private cars only.
Hope it's a responsible person o. Lonely/deserted areas they that axis.
Be safe.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:02pm On Sep 14, 2021
I'll get back on that. Oops! He's calling! Around lasu
Mukah1234:


Where exactly is the rider going to?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:53pm On Sep 14, 2021
thanks bro. I'm leaving very early
Mukah1234:


Ojo is not alakija.


It depends on the particular area you are going to. Ojo have some good roads but majority of the roads no be here.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2021
ojo is not alakija. I personally cleared my car at Clarion terminal, alakija

northbird:


Are you aware of the state of roads at Ojo.? Or is ojo not satellite town axis, Alakija.

It's not a preferred destination in this hustle.

I hv been to Alakija once, I don't pray to ever go there again.



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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:17pm On Sep 14, 2021
Very urgent, Biko! Client waiting for reply on WA
IFEBARBIE:
just got an offline slated for tomorrow from ogudu to ojo. A drop-off. Will be heading to the island afterwards
Please assist me in:
1. Pricing
2. Routing (to and to island)
3. Street awareness etc.
Cc. All OGs and peeps that operate in that axis
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:12pm On Sep 14, 2021
just got an offline slated for tomorrow from ogudu to ojo. A drop-off. Will be heading to the island afterwards
Please assist me in:
1. Pricing
2. Routing (to and to island)
3. Street awareness etc.
Cc. All OGs and peeps that operate in that axis
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 12:12pm On Sep 14, 2021
you mean inspection is free? If you've not done it, better do, cos it's 2 weeks grace cool.


dav1002:
A quick update on my experience doing uberbolt so far

I got a Nigerian used Honda city 07 at a cheap price did the papers and servicing

Car-550k
Papers (c of o) -60k
Servicing and minor fixing -30k
Ac (condenser, drier, compressor, flush and workmanship) -46k
Painting /body work-67k

On Monday i Registered on bolt free, Registration on uber-3k

Started work on Tuesday day did Uber, came online but long distance pick up made like 10k gross from 8 to 3pm cos i had to rush back to do my other hustles.

On Wednesday (was not so good). It started great tho. I couldn't meet the welcome bonus on bolt( complete 5 trips and get 4k bonus). I made like 10k from 7 to 2pm den the nightmare.
I took a trip to unilag close to yaba i got seriously scratched on my newly painted car. I felt angry and decided to close. Heading home from Unilag to attend to personal stuffs. I mistakenly took one way and got caught. I paid 5k

Thursday i went to ikorodu online trip showed 8.5k rider paid 11k out of pity. i almost cried due to bad road then did some airport ofline.

Friday i didn't work cos i discovered i drive back empty from where a trip ends to my house when its becoming 3pm to attend to my other hustles.

On Saturday and Sunday i made like 35k net did like 16 back to back trips from 7 to 7pm (i began to wonder how Felicity takes more than 300trips in a month)

CONS: I noticed i have back pain into and at the end of the day after driving long hours, i hear some noise on the drivers side car legs when turning the steering or if i enter a bad road and i don't know where its from. I've asked two kazzeem they said its normal and is caused by the rain and water but they need to greese some places on the legs another kazeem said its the ball joint. At this point i dunno what to believe.


Veterans in the house especially people in the ant's league please advise me. What am i not doing right

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:47pm On Sep 12, 2021
pocohantas:


Sometimes you want something, but when you get it on a platter, you become suspicious. Especially when it is not the standard.

Just like man wey konji wan kill. Just-a-friend-bae calls him out of the blues and says she is coming over for knacks. You will start thinking the knack is seasoned with gonorrhea.

Don’t blame them. wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:37pm On Sep 12, 2021
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BAZ001:


C’mon that illustration is not good for oven lighters drivers.
They easily get distracted.

I remembered scoping a busty girl , just to make her head swell and give me 5star .

She said “ with all your sweet mouth, I won’t mind you touching my breast small and tell me to leave the fare”

I shock, how will touching of breast equates 3,200 naira. Distraction everywhere.

Oga Spartacus did the illustration help ?

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:28pm On Sep 12, 2021
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IgiveLadiesBj:
Pope is that you or FuckEveryDay?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:22am On Sep 11, 2021
Uncle Jimi Disu grin
XGhost:


No na, me too I have my own kurube in my left pocket to decode that Kain tin.

In my experience guarantors hardly indemnify in the case of default. Or maybe it's the owners who don't pursue it. Anyhow, it mostly is a formality.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:14am On Sep 11, 2021
All hail king Uber!
BAZ001:
Guys I thought bolt said they would do 100% refunds ?
Two guys are trying to scam me, let me sound like that Drivers license guy that was scammed and still saying the scammer is genuine.
Took a package from a guy to his friend.
I have both numbers, one claims he will pay if the other doesn’t pay. Both not picking again
So I reported to bolt?

But see bolts reply, I don’t understand.

1. We would request you to always ensure that you collected the fare after the trip. ?

How?
..... i should fight rider, cause a scene or bring out my phone and record it

2. We would request you to wait for 7 days for the rider to make the payment and kindly let us know if the rider has not paid yet the outstanding fare in 7 days.
..... 7days ? I always forget to remind you in 7 days.

What happened to the 100% refund?
Na to dey fight dey go

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2021
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BAZ001:


Oven lighters and Lazy Drivers spotted,
They will leave their business and get distracted with fine girl. I’ve seen a driver allowing a female rider to drive his car, for what reason ?

The one that burst my bubbles
Fresh Yellow legs, mini skirt and cleavage bearing tops...and sitting in front.
I will just start praying in the spirit and be using only my rear mirror. God punish devil.

Jazebel daughters can come in many forms


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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 9:40pm On Sep 10, 2021
Amen to that cheesy
BAZ001:


No dey cast me naah, na chucsmoore not me.
Last week one girl shoot are shot for the first time. I was shy cos they were two and her friend was telling her to leave me alone. See he’s just smiling and not talking to you. For my mind Na so girl dey toast boy ?
To cut long story short we’ve been chatting everyday since then. Unilag graduate, masters Babcock and lives in lekki.
But CheerfulGiver says no distractions in this 1 million target.
It won’t go beyond chat by gods grace


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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:04pm On Sep 10, 2021
On a second thought, that guy should be BAZ001 or Chucsmoor grin. The car is a low mileage 2008 Voltron, defender of the universe, muscle camry, right? grin Ife, Hustle! Hustle!! Hustle!!!

pocohantas:


Na the solution to the problem we dey find. Sitting at the front and pressing my phone all through is off, I rather sit at the back. Let’s focus on the business of the day.

That said, na where person dey work e dey chop. So I dismiss it. There was one I entered that was so sharp. I had to ask if he is the Uber driver despite seeing the plate number. White starched shirt, abs just scatter everywhere. Some women dey chop better food sha. grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:55pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin grin grin grin grinPoco no go kee pesin! Workchop grin grin grin grin
pocohantas:


Na the solution to the problem we dey find. Sitting at the front and pressing my phone all through is off, I rather sit at the back. Let’s focus on the business of the day.

That said, na where person dey work e dey chop. So I dismiss it. There was one I entered that was so sharp. I had to ask if he is the Uber driver despite seeing the plate number. White starched shirt, abs just scatter everywhere. Some women dey chop better food sha. grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:42pm On Sep 10, 2021
pocohantas:


1. Not guilty

2. Not guilty

3.Not guilty. I think this is tactless, but one day I went to Balogun market. Omo, when I was done, my eyes were turning. I looked at the driver with swollen eyes and begged him to allow me to eat gala and chilled coke. He started laughing…You know the rest. cheesy

4. I do this sometimes. Most times I close those doors ehn, e no dey close well o. I go come open am again and …! Wahala go enter. grin

5. NEVER

6. I always sit at the back now. Uber drivers were becoming too nice. One volunteered to show me around Lagos, another wanted to take me for dinner at Eko Hotel, another felt the traffic from VI to Lekki would have too much impact on my account, ended it and still completed the ride. My friends and I agreed I should be sitting at the back, maybe the problem is my “miniskirt/gowns”.

7. I don’t have a problem with low AC, na high one be my problem.

I am at a 4.81. I don’t know how I got there, but it has remained that way for some time now.

I laugh at the chauffeurs that still fall for this. grin I won't even look at your face, not to mention other parts of your body... I just dropped one now and I didn't even check my right side mirror sef.
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 6:19pm On Sep 10, 2021
you're in the best condition to decide anything. If it's an Uber trip, no problem. If it's established that the rider is fraudulent, just report and get your money back in full. So relax. cool
Gudvibes06:



Pls any one online pls help a brother
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 1:17pm On Sep 10, 2021
here below. By the way, how is the hustle treating you as a female. Share your experiences, so other ladies and guys can learn. Peace!
dharmie13:
Please oga in the house,help this newbie out.how do i report a rider to bolt,am just 2week old in the hustle.if the need arises how to i report to bolt or is there a customer care number to call

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 12:47pm On Sep 10, 2021
bad attitude is relative anyways, and I can only speak for myself. It starts from the manner of communication both on phone or through chatting. The phrase, "Oga, where are you" is red flag, endless waiting for a rider to come out, inputting the wrong pick up location and blaming it on me is a no no for me.

A rider booked me on Sunday in the evening, she put in a wrong pick up location, I got there, she said no no, that I should turn here, move there, fly here, crawl there... At a point, I got fed up and parked. She called and screamed where are you? I told her the street I was, she said Bleep off (the f word) and hung up, then cancelled.

Her request entered again with the right pick up this time, and I accepted it just to see who the Jezebel was, drove there parked some meters away her call came in, I spotted her immediately. She was very gentle this time "good evening sir, please where are you?" I have arrived, "but I can't see you". She later spotted me and walked up. She opened my door and said " wow, such a lovely car, but, why are you feeling all relaxed" I responded, am I? "Yes, oya, let's go" to where? She was already seated at the back(I don't have problem with any spot a rider sits) you said Bleep off the other time, "oh, you are the one?" Yes! "Why didn't you say your own back" cos I have manners. Pls, kindly step out of my car. She eventually left on an okada. So, these are what some of us see everyday especially, people like BAZ001 grin
pocohantas:


What is bad attitude? Some drivers get triggered for something as basic as sitting behind or not talking to them.

Are there riders that are entitled on top ride? Wahala wa o. cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 12:07pm On Sep 10, 2021
Bad attitude. eg. "Oga, where are you?", entitled mentality, long stopovers without pre informing, etc. I avoid such peeps these days.
pocohantas:


Lmao. 1.0? And you went to pick her up?

Care to share what makes drivers rate a rider poorly?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 12:02pm On Sep 10, 2021
Yes, drove to pickup just to see the 1* General. By the time I got there, I was watching to see signs of red flags, it was her children that she ordered for, 2 young girls, like 15 or 16 years old and two small kids. They were well mannered so respectful. We gisted about almost all topics till we got there. I asked about their mum, guess what? They said "she's hot tempered o!" The girls had sinister plans about their destination too. Told them mum was tracking me like an eagle on her app...
pocohantas:


Lmao. 1.0? And you went to pick her up?

Care to share what makes drivers rate a rider poorly?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:41am On Sep 10, 2021
pocohantas:


It is the JAZABEL for me. Must be the daughter of JEZEBEL. Hahahaha!

I ask again, what do you drivers consider bad rating? 3.5 and below? 4? 4.9?

This was a lady's ratings. In my early days. I thought it was a guy till I got there. grin
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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:21am On Sep 10, 2021
He can't see his ratings except a chauffeur he books tell him on enquiry
BAZ001:




You sound like dem jazebel riders from
1 reporting drivers
2. No bad records with bolt but probably bad records with drivers. The day I told a lady dt I was almost not going on the trip cos of bad ratings she was shocked that drivers do rate too.

I’m interested in your ratings ?
Can you please tell us your ratings to support your bragging?

In our quest to hit 1M we avoid bad riders from their ratings
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:15am On Sep 10, 2021
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pocohantas:


Any peace loving person should avoid Bolt. cheesy

What rating is too poor for a FEMALE rider, from a driver’s perspective? lipsrsealed




You are welcome to Bolt 101. I told you download Uber, but you have coconut head. Now see what they are doing with your heart. cry

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 11:01am On Sep 10, 2021
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BAZ001:


See the status of the plane captured on our radar below ...

My consignment is there make una stop this joke ooh. grin


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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:42am On Sep 10, 2021
Good one. Big ups! cool
BAZ001:


1 week on the job ? You doing well ooing.
Hope you no resign job to come dis hustle.

Because of 1M ( I wake up 5am - 11am serious work, 12pm - 4pm light work , 4pm - 11pm die hard work)
But without 1million target.
Start work 8am play play and close after 10 trips or 20k no more driving till next day.

I wake up inside surge on the mainland and try to get trips to surge areas lekki phase 2 and from island surge I try to get a long trip to airport or anywhere on mainland, so I’m driving against traffic and on surge. Then I begin to do anywhere belle face, up and Dan like headless chicken.

1. Make sure you pray for favor and protection ( prayer is key ) sweet rides/ riders on surge with tips and good ratings and no Lastma/evil men
2. If you don’t live in surge areas, wake up early and set destination to Surulere/yaba or Ojodu Berger or lekki phase 2. ( I can’t drive without surge, too lazy to injure myself and low mileage Camry )
3. When in surge areas begin to look out for trips on opposite direction.
4. Avoid Lastma and task force they can demoralize you and collect your hard earn money in few seconds.
4. Don’t follow every motivation and dashboards here some of them have been driving for more than 3years. ( even me still dey learn, 1yr plus)

Better to join ants league feeder team if you have the credentials, you will learn fast. But to join them Na like secret cult

Good luck
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 7:35am On Sep 10, 2021
Make this area your playground cool
Gudvibes06:
Pls come give me tips oo abi na because na only uber I dey use for now cos to net 15k daily self no look visible from waiting I don't seen for one week on the job oo.... Pls my ogas in the house chearfulgiver , Felicity001,IFEBARBIE
And other well wishers in the house I need ur help na only rental money ,Uber commission and fuel money no profit at all pls any advice you can drop your number if you want me to call pls it very important.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 4:55pm On Sep 09, 2021
Na BAZ001 you dey reply like this? Believe all at your own peril! Baz001 just dey catch cruise! grin

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CheerfulGiver:
Time management is your problem. There is a difference between time and a clock. A clock is merely the measurement of time. Time has no beginning and no end. We train our bodies to do certain things at a particular moment. You rely on a clock, your body relies on what you teach it. Recommended sleeping hours is 7 hrs minimum. But there is no recommended sleeping time. You can sleep at anytime, but you always owe your body 7hrs a day.

Now, I'm not a robot. I basically use information well. I have a daily target of 30 - 35k daily. How do I meet my target and still sleep well? I was thinking about this 2 nights ago. We all have the same 24hrs. My management of that 24hrs will make me 1m. You also have yours. How do you manage yours? None of my business.

One Way I manage my time is by being selfish with it. It's why i don't socialize. Not that socializing is bad, but socializing cuts into my valuable time. Is my time consciousness better than socializing? Yes. I believe in hustle now, socialize later.

Sundays are my springboard days. I use Sundays to reset my body's internal clock. Sunday is the only day I exceed target in less time. If daily target is 30k a day, Sunday makes me 40k in less time. What that means is that I can be home by 6pm on Sunday's, except on days I go crazy, like the sunday I grossed 62k. I didn't need to, just wanted to. 6pm Sunday, I'm home. I can sleep by 9:30pm on Sunday and this guarantees my 4:30am wake up time on Monday morning. 5am, I'm on the streets. Starting early guarantees me meeting my target earlier, or by whatever. If I get home 12am, I leave home 8am. Whatever time I get home, I restrategize to make sure I don't owe more than 1 or 2 hours of sleep daily. Any day I make more than daily target, I repay my sleep before the next day.

That's me. So when you see me working everyday, I rest better than you because of my choices. I can relate with sleeping off and thinking you slept only two minutes. Happened in my early days about 3 times. Restrategizing has made sure it never happens again because I'm now more selfish and more conscious of my time.

For example, I have time today. My hub and shaft cups are being changed. You think I won't meet target of 140k in 3 days? Find out.

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