₦airaland Forum

toprealman:
Sai Baba....so now you are there, show them what change is....lol

it's not even funny at all, he wants to guarantee his second tenure but no problem God dey!

Enjoy! its your time!

The first pix too dope!

Merry Christmass Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ All Nairalanders. My shoutout goes Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ :

My Dad

My lil sister (Blessing)

My immediate younger brothers (Ikechukwu, Chukwudi)

My Cousin sweet sister (Jenifer)

Safarigirl (Tanks for all doze incredible unfinish storiez! Lolz)

Standd

My driver

†ђξ guy dat washes my car (don't knw his name)

Chocoberry (*winks*)

My fans!
I Love Ų all!
All izz wellllll!

Tonto Dike needed some kind of Dutch courage to perform!

Dat Egyptian model flying Lol!

Denrele: "fashion is pain" yes dear I can feel ur pain!

Unbelievable!

We are all nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator. Sometimes, our creator writes us doom and death, and forgets to use the eraser.
***RIP***

Jisos!

Waou! Is dat kunle afolayan? He looks quite young for his age!
Ramsey. See him bald head!

I LOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!!
God Bless Nigeria!!! Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN Recharge Card.Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win a big ship.Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100 and win Benin Republic. Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and win Nigeria because their colour na Green. Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE"Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (wat a pity) Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green. Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer. Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world...Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You be Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet? Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer. Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make u no forget to return d bottle. Na 4 only Naija, you go see madman dey control traffic,people wey their head correct deyobey... Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president senior the country herself. Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native doctor on how to make quick money. Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy birthday', he go answer 'same to u'. Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA HAS RELOCATED" Na 4 dis country Lawmakers de climb fence and Police de fire teargas at big men. Hey Naija! Come see Roudabout plus traffic light plus police and Karota for Kano or Zarota for Gusau for drivers to obey rule. .. im proud of dis my country we dey unik. I take God beg u to circulate dis message to reach every body to love dis nation!
Merry Christmass! My fellow Nairalanders!

Waou! Fash looking like........O_o
@op I can't see any artist dere ooh, so who come win d award na!

If there's anything ave learnt ţђįş year, is to just forget about these maids!

And yet these thieves have the guts to call Gej names.
Common Atiku a well know thief buhari cannot defeat yet he's contestin against Gej!
If ų (APC) like combine Atiku and buhari together Gej will still defeat ų!

Sweet Jesus!
Blood of God!!
Seriously?
Who does that!
So ų don't ave any relation (Is there no person in ur villa that ų can use den in turn help or close friend who ų can use as a maid?

Ų got serve! Careless woman!

May God grant those kids safety return!

I taught the book was his autobiography, I Ω̴̩̩̩̥¤ come understand again Ợ̇º°˚˚°ºoo !

Waou!

What?
Of What good waz he to the people of d state during his first tenure!
Oya come and conduct a rally or election let's see, I swear na Ice block we go use divide dat ur dead brain for here!

Alaba Igbile!

Soloter:
@Op, i dont have issues with your doing the bidding of your paymaster- pdp.
however, i just wish you note that, even if you give GEJ 16 years or more to rule this nation, he cant attain 1/4 of what OBJ achieved in 8yrs. also understand that Baba has become an elder state man that has children in the major political parties in the country and is committed to the course of building a great nation- Nigeria. These people that come to Baba are aware of what you've written here yet they hold Baba in high esteem this tells you that Baba has been forgiven and no one cares about his past. instead of aiming needless digs at your boss' critics try to support him by show casing his achievements for this nation and his efforts to keep it as he met it - united.

So are u one of his children? Ure here fightin for a man who none of his children acknowledge as a father,
Becus last time I checked even Iyabo his own bio daughter denied him! Guy speak for urself!

No 5, 18, 21, 22
Got me thinking doe!

SaiBuharii:
I voted last elections, but my name is missing too. I'm not stupid enuff not to thumb print well or fill my name wrongly. When it is time to reg, they probably will put it on a weekday, which disenfranchises pple like us that run a 5am - 9pm work. Try provoking a mini election in ur environment ie. Work place, house and see the way pple want him out. It is so clear we have a president that has decided to wage war on the electorates of the state's he will lose. Why are their voters card not missing in bayelsa? Jonathan is losing next year, but if he decides to rig, I can assure u he may be impeached as the country will face a free downfall, and the war he will face from the pple will be disastrous. We don't need a president pple claim has good intentions but no capability to carry it out. #SaiBuhari

So Gej is now the INEC officials who conducted the election who is suppose to be held responsible for deir missing names!
Think man think!

When the guard is the thief, only God can keep the house safe and secure,” he said!

LOBaTAN!!!

When u go for something and the form they gave u say christian or moslem wat do u fill?, cos I ave never seen anyone one with a space of atteist or any kind!

Abi how una see am!

Ladies take note!

#1 Give him space

#2 Be Loyal

#3 Be Patient

#4 Don't ask for things even
Your Father can't afford!

#5 Don't nag

#6 Stalk him

#7 As Far as he doesn't cheat to your face, or take her calls in your present don't complain, Manage it your Next might be worse!

#8 Be Proud of him

#9 Be faithful

#10 Pray for him!

When the fox can't get the grape it says its #Sour!
They're jealous of us, so they're tryin to ridicul us!

iterator25:
its official, the world hates nigeria

Really @Op!
So all dis past dayz of victory means nothing to you?
Just one little distraction and ur back to ur position!
I say as a Leader If u set out to be liked~ u will be prepared to conpromise on anything at anytime and you would not achieve anything!

djeezy: So true. Nice thread for those caught up in the friendzone. It's not friendzone until you love/like the girl and want her for yourself. Basically for me, no girl can friendzone me.

Are u an alien!

@op re u sayin u bleep every gal who comes ur way? Dat u don't have any female friends?

Waou!!! Cool

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