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Graphics/Video MarketRe: We Need A Good Graphic Designer by iFirst(op): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2023
iFirst:
We need an intelligent graphic designer and below are what you will do for us:

1. Modify any image with colouring and add other eye catching layers to it so that it will be different from the original image but still have the original image's important value.

2. Able to add texts that are catchy and in simple fonts only.

3. All the pictures you will design will have the same dimensions; (height and width).

If you're ready to get started now, send us your CV and your portfolio with evidence that showed you did the jobs to: GraphicsHR@outlook.com
We are currently reviewing applications, if you're a good graphic designer; kindly send us your details for a review.
Graphics/Video MarketRe: We Need A Good Graphic Designer by iFirst(op): 8:25pm On Oct 06, 2023
TemplarLandry:
I strongly recommend @Emmy4Real94.
https://www.nairaland.com/emmy4real94
Thank you (TemplarLandry) for recommending (Emmy4Real94) to us, we will work with him once he submits his details as we specified above.

We look forward to work with the best graphic designers in Nigeria as any qualified graphic designer should submit his/her details for a review.
Graphics/Video MarketWe Need A Good Graphic Designer by iFirst(op):
We need an intelligent graphic designer and below are what you will do for us:

1. Modify any image with colouring and add other eye catching layers to it so that it will be different from the original image but still have the original image's important value.

2. Able to add texts that are catchy and in simple fonts only.

3. All the pictures you will design will have the same dimensions; (height and width).

If you're ready to get started now, send us your CV and your portfolio with evidence that showed you did the jobs to: GraphicsHR@outlook.com
CelebritiesRe: Throw Back Photo Of Phyno' What A Transformation by iFirst: 7:19pm On Feb 25, 2016
RickRichards:
Who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time
Who can say why your heart sighs
As your love flies?
Only time
And who can say why your heart cries
When your love lies?
Only time
Who can say when the roads meet
That love might be in your heart?
And who can say when the day sleeps
If the night keeps all your heart,
Night keeps all your heart?
Who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time
And who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time

smiley
ONLY TIME
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Attack Policemen, Snatch Three AK47 Rifles (pictured) by iFirst: 3:33pm On Nov 25, 2015
Jack Bauer
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Nigeria Won’t Hire Mercenaries — Presidency by iFirst: 1:39pm On Nov 22, 2015
prof1990:
Get jack bauer and in 24hrs boko haram would be saying endtime things
Thank you
PoliticsRe: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by iFirst: 8:50pm On Nov 12, 2015
Good
CrimeRe: Rapists On The Loose In Ekiti by iFirst: 1:12pm On Nov 06, 2015
Hmmmmm
FamilyRe: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by iFirst: 11:51am On Oct 02, 2015
DjAndroid:
I recently relocated to Lagos on transfer and got a two bedroom apartment around Merryland.

There is this my cousin who joined me two months ago to study at the Open University. I decided to give her one room in my apartment since I am not married yet.

To cut the story short, I just discovered that she is a lesbian. A very serious lesbian who toasts other girls including married women. But this girl is not up to 25years.
She brings girls/women to my house for sexual escapades.

At first I thought they are just ordinary friends, it was later that I discovered what they do.

I thought of talking to her about it but when I found out she is the "man" not the "womam", (she is the man that chases after the girls), then I knew that my advice to her will never work.

I talked to one of my friends, he said that my personal prayers will never cross my ceiling since I am in a house where abomination is being committed.

If I send her away, where will she go? If I talk to her about it, it will be pouring water on a stone, she will never stop.

Please people, a good advice is urgently needed as I don't want this atrocity to continue in my house.

NB. For your judgement, me and this girl are blood-related.
You are Nigerian, Right?

Take Her To TB Joshua

She will be delivered.
FamilyRe: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by iFirst: 11:49am On Oct 02, 2015
You are Nigerian, Right?

Take Her To TB Joshua

She will be delivered.
PoliticsRe: APC Considers Akume, Remi Tinubu As Saraki’s Replacement - NationalMirror by iFirst: 11:46am On Sep 23, 2015
"We're The World (USA For Africa)"

There comes a time when we heed a
certain call
When the world must come together as
one

There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon
make a change

We all are a part of God's great big family
And the truth, you know,
Love is all we need

[Chorus:]
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving

There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart so they'll know that
someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to
bread
So we all must lend a helping hand
[
Chorus]
When you're down and out, there seems
no hope at all
But if you just believe there's no way we
can fall

Well...well...well
Let's realize that a change can only come
When we stand together as one
PoliticsRe: Obama Invites Ahmed Mohamed, Clock-making Teen Arrested In Texas, To White House by iFirst: 7:12am On Sep 17, 2015
#creativity
Christianity EtcRe: Is Masturbation A Sin According To The Bible? by iFirst:
In conclusion; Masturbation is a BIG sin and road to lesbianism and gayism.

Masturbation is an evil spirit that poses weak people who are after the things of flesh and not the things of God (The Holy Spirit).

Turn to God today and say;

"Father, forgive me and save me from all evil and marine spirits, burn down every negative obstacles on my way, from today, I am your child and I am covered with the blood of Jesus Christ".

Please, stop masturbating yourself it is an inspired act by the devil to make the holy spirit stay far away from you and then they will use you as their slave.

Ways To Stop Masturbation Forever
(1) Avoid Staying Alone, if you do stay alone; find something and be busy or hang out with your friend or mingle with people you can be friends with.

Staying alone is an act of indulgence into masturbation especially sexually active youths.

(2) Do not watch pornography or staring at naked and or half naked pictures online, the devil is very smart as this is his weapon to get you sticked to masturbation.


In all "Pray Psalm 91 AND 121 Right Now! And Destroy The Addiction With The Power Of God Almighty"

"With God, all things are possible"
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Stuns In Red Outfit Shows Cleavages by iFirst: 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2015
kennygee:
I have never seen a red Mop before, this one looks good on her head.

Why is her hand packing the boobies that bra should be packing?
Is she wearing any bra? Just don't know anyway, please can you tell me?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by iFirst: 11:48am On Aug 04, 2015
tolexy007:
Affirmative, lolz.....wen season 9 go come out now
...Is already out
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by iFirst: 10:25am On Aug 04, 2015
tolexy007:
and which season is diz?
Season 8, Episode 15, Time: 2:00 pm - 3:00 pm.
Events occurred in real time...
Do you copy?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Seals Kanu Nwankwo’s Hotel, Worship Centres by iFirst:
<< THE FOLLOWING TAKE PLACE BETWEEN 2 pm and 3 pm >>

Agent Ortiz: Jack don't go out there it is suicidal

Jack: Tell my daughter (Kim) that I love her

Agent Ortiz: (sobbing in tears as Jack Bauer is about to sacrifice his life for others to live)

Jack: Am going out there now, take a cover and contact CTU for back, incase I didn't make it goodbye

Ortiz: Jack!!! 9 o'clock 3 minutes west

Jack: Copy That

Ortiz: Calling CTU as they have recovered network after it have been jammed by the terrorist

Hastings: this is hasting Director of CTU New York

Ortiz: Sir, it is me

Hastings: Ortiz?

Ortiz: Yes sir

Hastings: what the hell happened

Ortiz: we have been flanked and jammed by the terrorist in possession of the nuclear weapon

Hastings: where is Jack

Ortiz: he has been shot but he alive and strong

Hastings: NYPD and TAC team will be there in the next 5 minutes

Ortiz: Copy That

To be continue......

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Gay Wedding Pictures: Naija Homosexual Men Wed In Port Harcourt Rivers by iFirst: 2:07pm On Aug 03, 2015
<<Previously On 24>>

Jack: am calling the white house now

Bill Buchanian: Please Jack don't do this

Jack: Then do something Bill!

Jack: Chloe Pass me through to the president

To be continued.......

PoliticsRe: Saraki In Maiduguri, To Visit IDP Camps (Photos) by iFirst: 1:54pm On Aug 03, 2015
Jack: i will pose as a buyer and i will negotiate with the terrorists before they acquire the Bio-weapon

Mr President: Jack, are you sure you can do this?

Jack:Positive

President Palmer: This Country owe you a gratitude of honor

Jack: Thank you Mr President

After some minutes, the president then called the CTU and said:

President Palmer: Bill, am here with the chief of staff and agent Pierce Aaron

Bill: Ok mr President

President Palmer: Bill i want updates on Jack Bauer's operation every 10minutes

Bill: Yes, Sir.

EducationRe: HND To Be Changed To Bachelor Of Technology- JAMB by iFirst: 1:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
Jack: i will pose as a buyer and i will negotiate with the terrorists before they acquire the Bio-weapon

Mr President: Jack, are you sure you can do this?

Jack:Positive

President Palmer: This Country owe you a gratitude of honor

Jack: Thank you Mr President

After some minutes, the president then called the CTU and said:

President Palmer: Bill, am here with the chief of staff and agent Pierce Aaron

Bill: Ok mr President

President Palmer: Bill i want updates on Jack Bauer's operation every 10minutes

Bill: Yes, Sir.

PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole And His Wife Iara Visit Wole Soyinka(pics by iFirst: 6:01am On Aug 03, 2015
ldpele:
how many wrap u take?
Dammn it

Jack: He needs full imunity from the white house

Bill Buchanian: How authentic it is

Jack: This man is our only lead, and we have to cut the deal now

Bill: Alright Jack, i will contact Mr President to grant the immunity

Jack: Alright, we have only 15minutes
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole And His Wife Iara Visit Wole Soyinka(pics by iFirst:
According to Jack Bauer (24 Hour) Guy, He said

"Events Occurred in real time".


<<< Previously On 24 >>>



Jack: Chloe what's happening are you there?


Chloe: am on it Jack


Jack: how long will it take to get to my PDA


Chloe: 1 minute Jack


Jack: Copy That


Jack: Chloe I have seen it...


Chloe: fine


Jack: Chloe, pass me through to the president


Chloe: I don't have the clearance to level 5


Jack: Dammn It!


After Several seconds


Jack: Chloe, I need you to do this for me because thousands of life is at risk


Chloe: How?


Jack: I want you to hack into the system


Chloe: let me try


Jack: Thank you


Chloe: Jack, are you OK?


(Jack panting due to harsh corner and tough risk on his palm)


Jack: Yes


Jack: I got a visual on the suspect


Jack: chloe are you there


Jack: Dammn it!


To be continued later

PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Incredible Come Back Journey In one Picture by iFirst:
According to Jack Bauer (24 Hour) Guy, He said "Events Occurred in real time".

<<< Previously On 24 >>>


Jack: Chloe what's happening are you there?

Chloe: am on it Jack

Jack: how long will it take to get to my PDA

Chloe: 1 minute Jack

Jack: Copy That

Jack: Chloe I have seen it...

Chloe: fine

Jack: Chloe, pass me through to the president

Chloe: I don't have the clearance to level 5

Jack: Dammn It!

After Several seconds

Jack: Chloe, I need you to do this for me because thousands of life is at risk

Chloe: How?

Jack: I want you to hack into the system

Chloe: let me try

Jack: Thank you

Chloe: Jack, are you OK?

(Jack panting due to harsh corner and tough risk on his palm)

Jack: Yes

Jack: I got a visual on the suspect

Jack: chloe are you there

Jack: Dammn it!

To be continued later

PoliticsRe: New Head Of Multinational Force On Boko Haram Appointed by iFirst: 9:25am On Jul 30, 2015
Nigeria Need someone Like Jack Bauer (The 24 Hour) Guy.

The dude is an automatic machine and too smart to do unduable things.

Jokes EtcRe: If You Still Do This, You Need To Upgrade. (PICTURE) by iFirst:
LOL
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by iFirst: 8:18pm On Mar 30, 2015
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