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Lol
Nice one. PR on point

uzoormah:
This one don pass my mouth..let the married ones comment

Which married woman that is neither drunk nor drugged that won't know the husbands smell, size down below and general body structure.

Don't be fooled be the quasi fantasy writers.

All these fake writers with only sex, sex themed stories should head to the sexuality section where they'll meet their target audience.

No one wants to write about how to engage in a healthy courtship, deal with pregnancy, home keeping, and other positive stuff. Everywhere it's weird and abnormal sex sex bang bang. Shior

aboyaji:
Ha! Baba o. Can I come and clean your shoes?

Why the shoes? Why not the birds shyte for 130K per annum

Why India in the first place? Why not US or Germany?

This boy will be abandoned with style now. So sad.

IF this boy was related to me, God knows I'm gonna crudely castrate the old phoool that did this to him. Him going to prison with a functional dick is not enough for a lifetime of pain he's subjected the Lil boy

princessKF:
I'm back.... Hehehehehe got a BFP on the day my prince Clocked 10months, see what kpekus has done to ma :-XI didn't know whether to cry or laugh but I think i'm happy now considering what I went thru during my TTC days... God is indeed marvelous.
Cc: ma'am zaynie
Liftedhands
Twogreatnations
Iomoge
Team April/may

Aww. He's cute for days.

Can we come and pay the groom price already. Yes we bad ass like that.

@Moyosblog,Pele dear. My DIL should be same age with you (pregnancy/fetal) and she told me the vomiting and Ms just started again.

Team September for easy, fast and supernatural delivery.

Graciouscharis:
Mummy Ifyalways, I think you are mixing up the identities. Forzarus wasn't the cappo but she always lead us in prayers on Monday. She was dedicated to that and I appreciate her for doing so. Phlakkeys was the cappo for July that does the roll call and starts it with "just because it's our month".

Yes, you are right. Old age things

Frenchfriez:
@IkeGod101

Accident of two years history , muscular convulsions, torn ligament. These don't add up and this isn't an indication for an amputation. ......no gangrene, no compound or multiple fractures, no vascular occlusions, nah nah. You and your doctor 've gotta be kidding us.


Whatever happened to this promise and the request made by someone early on?
You see, nairalanders are very generous ppl, (perhaps you dont know since you registered a few days ago) but the moment someone raises an eyebrow and you do little to convince them otherwise, then you open yourself up to public ridicule.

He only registered this handle few days ago. He's got other handles for his normal posting and football betting gigs.

captainking:
I would sure like to get acquainted with you ma'am..

Eyah. Thanks but no thanks.

I'm an old woman hence too old for online acquaintance at this point.

130K?

I'm going to show my cousin at Aba and task him to come up with something that will do the job at a cheaper cost.

Good concept (even though it barely covered the whole car) but damn too pricey.

Ego igwe.

Biko, do female boxers make as much as the males?

LholarB:
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Yessss mama, you know this too but on a scale of 1 to 10, will rate it 8 for the effectiveness!!

You are right. But I have had different reactions with it. I had the liquid one, a drop in a glass of wine.

I just read they now make the tablets which should be safer. Dunno about that as I never used those.

That pregnancy glow @ the wife

curvilicious:
Ah! no o
Thank you, ma!

I just Googled it. It's actually very unsafe for a pregnant woman.

http://germanysexdrops2016.com/spanish-fly-just-how-serious-are-the-health-risks-associated-with-it/

A change of lingerie and one or two soft toys (edible panties, bras etc) can spice up the bedroom and help a woman boost her bedroom games. So many stores in Naija but I trust and always buy from Zeevirtualmedia when needed.

curvilicious:
I for like am but is it safe during preggy?
My L has traveled to Bermuda triangle

I used aphrodisiac in my days, Spanish fly specifically. Not sure I would recommend that for a preggie mama cos every woman reacts differently to it o.

It can turn you to a horse. . . On and on, no orgassm, no joy, you just want to keep going.
It can make you super wet. Sweet orgassm and squirting maybe.
It can make you dry and hurting down below.

Different bodies, different reaction.

forzarush:
Grandma @ Ifyalways thank you Ma'am,God's favour fall on you. Zaynie,got our delivery and we love them. Curviliscious,wish my phone were ok,I'd have sent a pics of what @Zaynie sells,very nice.

You are very welcome Mommy Fortune. Your prayer Mondays as Cappo was one of the things that attracted me to this thread and your funny opening roll call line just because it's our month . . ."

Giddyperson, I saw your mention at the other thread. If you want the front axle, coman collect it

This is lovely.

EfemenaXY:
#Faints!#

I never even read story - just saw your name and scrolled fast-fast to read your post. You no dey ever disappoint

Lol

Just take a look at this thread, you go weak.
https://www.nairaland.com/4004595/yahoo-yahoo-carding#59733356

I reported the original poster so his post got hidden but it was basically a congregation of yahoo boys. This silly OP have long edited out his number but not before I grabbed and saved it.

Here he is, preaching and cooking up bulls.

eelipumpin:
smh. You are indeed a human!

So you bleed blood, thou heartless soul.

You no learn carding again? Repent or perish in your afflictions.

And yes, so long as you keep putting your head and hand in yahoo, you will always be hungry and empty.

eelipumpin:
I shouldn't have written this down but I think I've had enough.Dad left the family,tries to divide the children telling then how bad their mother is. Not giving the mom a dime cuz she's not been working since we came to our new site. He claims the wife brainwashed all the children. When you try to speak sense into his head, he turns you to an enemy.
Currently, I, thr first child, my mom n d second child are enemies.
Please. The matter long cuz he carries himself as a minister. but I need advise and help. Financial assistance or a job to sustain for the main time. Studied Mass communication with a BA.
This is the fourth month of suffering for the house.
I just feel for my mom. Its like he's under a curse. sorry to say... and please I'm not Joking.

Thanks

You need help indeed.

Bloody fraudster. Are you done looking for someone's credit card to clone?

God and Satan will continue to punish and afflict you youngsters who have resolved to do nothing but make others cry via scamming.

Aboa.

eelipumpin:
Oga please . I wanna change my name to tripple3
Thanks much.

Of course you want to.

As a local and hungry yahoo boy that you are. Changing your username won't erase the records or save your scamming arse. Only true repentance and finding a job would.

Bloody fraudster!

The nightmare of every parent.

God protect our children.
Children, stay put in school. Unnecessary Waka leads to unnecessary and avoidable death.

Raincolour:
Ifyalways , you are so fit. Gandmum wey no gree old You go dey do your children jealousy bronzer!
Wey Bronzer enter na? Make una no mind me. I admit say I like trouble.
*runs away from incoming blows

Thank you. Working out (long walks especially) eating right(no eating after 6pm, less carb, more protein and veggies) , living right (I no dey joke with my owambe, local and foreign vacations, taking myself out, drink good wine occasionally, taking life easy and jeje) and working hard (lagos hustle no be here o) over the years has been my secret.

Thank you Sophie 11

ofedegbe:
it was during the first week of june, i went to the ATM to make withdrawal.. As usual it was a very long queue. A middleaged man approached me to help him withdraw cash by transferring cash to my account. I agreed to help him due to his urgency. I never knew he used a stolen card! This has been given serious concern and its d reason why i brought d issue so as to know what to do...

Interesting. . .

Give your account details, receive money into your accounts ONLY to trusted family and friends that you can produce if anything goes wrong.

Sorry o. Goodytwoshoes

Get a lawyer. Simple

Richy4:
WOW!!!!! this is a judgemental thread...I have never seen any like this before. ..Even the holy and judgemental people on religion section will be scared to be here because some folks on this thread have outdone them

This is not about being judgemental but saying the truth as it is. In one of his posts, he said he's looking for a woman to support his ministry.

Now, he's 42, still struggling to make ends meet, needs a woman to support his ministry. It begs the question : what has he been up to in his 30's? If this was a woman, she would be called a gold digger that wasted her prime.

Anyway, whenever one wakes is his morning. . .

kelizosuy:
My cousin that is a gynae told me he went to onitsha last week to administer epidural for 50k, he has his own hospital in delta but also works in UBTH. I had to call him to confirm the price when the doctor told me about it. It varies Sis

Naija Don better be dat. You New generation mamas are enjoying o. Good to know.

tatacherie:
Aww! Happy baking little cutie.wishing you safe delivery ma'am.ok

Amen but errrh, I'm not preggie o.
Too old for that.

I didn't see pictures but I kinda read the whole contest threads. Some things hot blown outta proportion but it's expected : words when typed most times, don't come out as meant, every reader understands differently.

But, y'all are gorgeous even in the misunderstanding. It's Monday, let's move on, in love.

Any grandmama here let's compete!!!!!!!!
I start with my back axle beat that

Lemme come and be going

222Martins:
Unfortunately, this handsome boy just died for nothing. Please, please and please; stay away from protest venues especially in Nigeria. This is not US, UK and Canada where the police have full anti-riot gear. Here in Nigeria, our police don't even have baton, not to talk of water canons, rubber bullets and shields. All we have here are live bullets and grenades. Rip Brother!!!

Sadly true.

May God comfort the parents.

This is so unfortunate. What brought guns with live bullets to a demolition site?