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Travel › Re: Bribe Collection At Murtala Muhammed International Airport by ifyalways(f): 8:21pm On Aug 10, 2017
tellwisdom:
I almost slapped one hoe for asking me to pay for a trolley....The other foolish man looked at a grown man like me to asked where i was coming from and what i do for a living...The kind eye i take look am eh...i think he was confused
I'm yet to see an international airport where trolleys are free.

@Topic, welcome to Nigeria!
Celebrities › Re: Mary Remmy Njoku Shares Photo With Her Baby by ifyalways(f): 8:13pm On Aug 10, 2017
Love this girl.
Shes one of the few actresses that have managed to keep their home and private lives away from SM despite bring married to a n entertainment and SM mogul
Family › Re: Letter To Madam Ifyalways And A Good Reading For Other Nairaland Scambusters. by ifyalways(f): 8:06pm On Aug 10, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:
Enjoy!
Nothing do you. kiss
Thank you.

enoqueen:
Buhahahaha grin grin

#pepperthemgang#
LOL. Dem say make I come read ten paged epistle then get into a "matured discussion" on top E-beggy beggy matter o. Mschewwww cheesy
Family › Re: Help!!! Should I Go On With My White Wedding? by ifyalways(f): 7:59pm On Aug 10, 2017
Chubhie:
You either raise your game or live the rest of your life this way.

Treat yourself with self respect.it begins with you.
smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Miracle Williams Gifted Range Rover Jeep After His Hummer Jeep Got Burnt by ifyalways(f): 7:52pm On Aug 10, 2017
Men of "God" dey enjoy for Naija no be small.
Family › Re: Pls Help Me by ifyalways(f): 7:34pm On Aug 10, 2017
project4OO:
Sigh*
l know right. Once a Nigerian starts "God, God, God". . . cheesy

@OP, from your Facebook information you are gainfully employed and actually look a bit comfortable(I know people live fake lives on social media but you and hubby went shopping on your wedding anniversary less than three months ago etc) , why not take a loan from your employer?
How come your husband is not doing anything since he lost his job early January, according to you?
Your relatives nko?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Calls Out Facebook Lady He Loved, But She Chose To Dupe Him by ifyalways(f): 10:40am On Aug 10, 2017
When a foolish man meets an olosho . . . cheesy
Crime › Re: Little Boy Says He Wants To Use His School Fees For 'yahoo Yahoo' by ifyalways(f): 10:18am On Aug 10, 2017
Shame on the parents who made this video and obviously told the boy what to say/do( I didnt watch the video).

Stupidity is now celebrated. Tufia
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyalways(f): 10:04am On Aug 10, 2017
oamronnie:
Mothers that have had to take care of sick babies, I troway salute o. It's not an easy something, mehn! LO has been on admission since yesterday and I think this is officially the hardest thing I've done all my life.

He just started crying non-stop and unconsolably for hours. This is a baby that is usually very calm o. He was refusing breastmilk on top of that. Being FTP, DH and I just rushed to the hospital straight and between then and now, they have suspected and ruled out a thousand and one things. All the tests we have done have come back fine to the glory of God but they are still keeping us for observation.

Mamas, how do you do it? I'm tired and hoping I don't go from paed ward to female ward. The headache is out of this world. I was feeling sorry for myself till a cute little boy with a heavily pregnant mom was admitted in the same room. I come dey pity d woman. She said she went into false labor cuz of all d stress. God help us all, it's not was at all.

To the point of my epistle, please any ideas what could be wrong with my LO? He's 3 months and usually very calm with a healthy appetite so the non-stop crying and refusal to feed is completely out of character.

Please, don't read and pass. E jor, e ma ro iwa mi.

Cc zaynie, enque, jazzyjazz, hunniesuzie, ifyalways (not sure about the moniker but I'm trying to quote our in-house grandma), all other sabi mamas
Could be colic undecided
Patience, keep trying to feed him, check his body to be sure theres no bite,rash or swelling anywhere and rock him.

If it persists after three days then you should take him to see a PAED
Family › Re: Mum Calls Cop To Arrest Her 10 Year Old Son ( video ,picture) by ifyalways(f):
I dont subscribe to this but then,you cannot teach a mother how to handle her own child.

She said she's talked to him and it didnt work, who knows, this might work for them.

And before we castigate her totally, let us also remember shes in another society altogether,one in which same son can call the police on her and accuse her of neglect or abuse and she'll be the one on the way to jail.
Family › Re: Time Changes A Lot. by ifyalways(f): 4:32pm On Aug 09, 2017
LMAO. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I dey wait the next story, username, bank account as usual cheesy

Na una go deactivate tire,I dey. ten solid years, no shaking. kiss

Mission2prosper:
THREAD CLOSED. This is the last thread I will ever create asking for any form monetary help whatsoever. You are not God.

A TIME WILL COME. YOU WILL ADMIRE ME,HATE ME, OR FEAR ME.

BUT YOU WILL NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ME
Health › Re: Lumps Of Fibroids Removed From A Nigerian Woman's Stomach. Graphic Photos by ifyalways(f): 2:23pm On Aug 09, 2017
realsammie:
PLEASE, i want to ask if fibroid is removed from a woman, can she still conceive?
Yes, though it depends on other factors
Properties › Re: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis 4? by ifyalways(f): 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2017
blank:
I experienced it this weekend. Wish they could move those busses off the road. They even stop in the middle of the road! I just don't understand their mentality at all.
Tell me about it. I have resolved, for my sanity,to stop driving myself whenever I have to use that Jubilee bridge .

Passengers hang at the foot of the bridge to the bus drivers/keke riders/unmarked taxis to even the BRT buses stopping and picking passengers anyhow at the center of the road. You go honk, shout, curse tire. Agbero,police and road safety dey one side dey collect egunje.
Family › Re: Letter To Madam Ifyalways And A Good Reading For Other Nairaland Scambusters. by ifyalways(f): 2:12pm On Aug 09, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:
Nne welcome. You don land? grin
Vacation spot PLENTY o.
Just start with your location to cut out travel expenses. kiss

Delta Igbos dey rock small. Isoko/Urhobo-Itsekiri-Ijaw axis na NO GO AREA ABEG!!!! Tooooooo DULL! cry As soon as dem chop finish, drink pammy and BELCH. . . . Party don over o. embarassed
Oh yes o. We dey h-enjoy wella wella. grin
I get party lined up ONCE EVERY MONTH O!
cheesy cheesy cheesy
I dey go check Carnival, seems to be the only option that would fit to my budget and needs.

kiss
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 2:06pm On Aug 09, 2017
Spakuls:
Goodday to all the mamas in the house..both waddling mamas and those that have pitnto bed..God Bless You all..
All ye mamas that are Kpekus ministers I see you...Make Baba God pick my call so I can join someday in discussing pregnancy issues..For now na to dey read and learn..

The reason for this post is that I have a baby drawer to give away (the plastic ones that comes in different colours),got it as a wedding gift but I know I won't use it as I plan on having a nursery..so any mama around Egbeda,Shasha axis..that can't afford to get one for herself should please let me know..via pm but would get it next week because I am going for Convention.
Thanks and God Bless is all.
Please,If no one is coming forth for this I would want too claim it for a home I volunteer for and luckily, they have a home/branch at Egbeda.
IF it wont be much stress or I can pay for the delivery charges, you can donate it to little saints orphanage.10 Ayinde Bisi Close, off Gani Animashawn, Akowonjo.
You enter from Vulcaniser bus stop stop, drive straight to Hajj Camp then ask people for the Orphanage.
God bless
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 3:52pm On Aug 08, 2017
Mzleemah:
Forzarush how is it going with you? We await your good news
Me too.

Congratulations to ToyosiR and other mama's that have birthed safely.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 3:48pm On Aug 08, 2017
Elixir123:
Good day mamas ,congrats ToyosiR ,August mamas dropping it sharp sharp!God will protect and bless
Please, just curious: What's the English name for 'uja' or that material that is used to back babies? I bought one yesterday that felt like a soft wool like blanket and I was wondering if it can also pass for a receiving blanket?
Sabi mamas?
Shawl
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 9:35am On Aug 08, 2017
@Goodfortun, If you plan on flying with Air Peace or Dana, they wont carry you without fit-to-fly regardless of the size of your bump. Dunno about Medview,Arik and co.
Family › Re: QUALITY ART WORKS For Your Homes by ifyalways(f): 4:32pm On Aug 07, 2017
Zedoo:
24x30inches = 57,000
Thanks. Will contact you when I'm ready
Crime › Re: Rapist Lures 5-Year-Old Girl To Toilet With Biscuit, Rapes Her In Lagos by ifyalways(f): 4:26pm On Aug 07, 2017
angry

Im so angry with the other parents who forgave him or settled with him earlier. This dude is a beast and should be treated as such.

Emeka, cursed son of the Devil!
Politics › Re: Kebbi Government Distributes Bicycles To An Orphanage (Photos) by ifyalways(f): 5:45pm On Aug 06, 2017
Na real wa
Family › Re: Letter To Madam Ifyalways And A Good Reading For Other Nairaland Scambusters. by ifyalways(f): 5:44pm On Aug 06, 2017
EfemenaXY:
Haaaa! What kinda lie is that na? angry angry

We pure jor. Who tell you otherwise?

Nne but wetin you dey find sef? Holiday resort or partying all night? Or both? cheesy
kiss kiss kiss
Migwo sis. No mind me jare, just that it's so impossible to beat my aunts/uncles from that side at any game. Their own witty/cunny/wise spirit no be here o. cheesy

I dey find vacation with partying(dancing), with lots of food, some good Ole booze(wine) that is affordable. No adventure, just fun, eat, dance, sleep.
Politics › Re: Don’t Come To Lagos, Igbo Traders Warn Nnamdi Kanu by ifyalways(f): 4:45pm On Aug 06, 2017
gmaribel:
An example of an urchin who has nothing to lose. Eastern almajiri aptly describes you Ipobs....

brain dead zombies.
Hahaha. cheesy
Family › Re: QUALITY ART WORKS For Your Homes by ifyalways(f): 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2017
Zedoo:
Thanks. Appreciated.

Well,

20x24 inches = 37,000
24x30inches = 57,000
2x3 feet = 90,000
3X4 feet = 150,000

08105683368 (call /whatsapp)

Zedagubata@gmail.com
Can we see the sizes please? Use your finished works and add the size.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 4:30pm On Aug 06, 2017
Liftedhands:
Lolz thanks mama! Please teach me how to report post mbok! All it does is to hide the reported post from me and not everyone else.
It's same here o. I think it's only the moderators that can hide posts permanently and they have to manually do that when they come online.
Politics › Re: Don’t Come To Lagos, Igbo Traders Warn Nnamdi Kanu by ifyalways(f): 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2017
ofai:
Stop trying to appear intelligent. It won't work. How does a call for referendum mean war? How does a hatred for a fraudulent Nigeria mean war?

I don't blame you.
Whats lagos got to do with this referendum? Is lagos the capital city? Whats he coming to do in lagos if not to heat up polity and cause trouble?

I'm sure that by now, any Igbo (wo) man interested in Biafra matter must have relocated to Igbo/Biafra land. If the rest says they ain't interested, he should be humble and sit his arrse down. No be by force to join Biafra.
Politics › Re: Don’t Come To Lagos, Igbo Traders Warn Nnamdi Kanu by ifyalways(f): 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2017
Chief Ibeh is a wise man and I endorse his message.

Any jobless youth that so wants Biafra should take himself to the east, don't bring your agitation to another man's land.

When it gets hot, he will dust out his British passport and fly to London. . .
Nairaland General › Re: My Shameful Encounter With A Police Officer At Oshodi, Lagos by ifyalways(f): 3:22pm On Aug 06, 2017
Someone who is educated, an adult who is not blind, needs a written or oral note or sign to use a pedestrian bridge in a highway huh

He deserve everything he got just because of that, Imo.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 10:31am On Aug 06, 2017
Liftedhands:
You Pepo are tempting me with all this food o!

That mama that posted agidi bless you I've seen something to add to my menu.

Who get eba should bring it please. tongue
Ewo nne. I lift Nyash for you. cheesy

Snail, shaki and prawns in that soup is pure bliss. I was tempted to report your post so the soup can be hidden temporarily make person browse in peace. cheesy

The veggies are fresh, not overcooked. Lovely!!! You be mama wey Sabi.
Family › Re: Letter To Madam Ifyalways And A Good Reading For Other Nairaland Scambusters. by ifyalways(f): 10:26am On Aug 06, 2017
KanwuliaExtra:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Ifyalways bia biko.
AJ baby, how body? kiss

I go one party like dat last month for Idumuje Ugboko, and I was swept off my feet, Nyash and head. cheesy una people Sabi chop life abeg. I thought I was young and funky until I saw women older than my mom rocking and living it up. Next life, I'm marrying a Delta-Igbo man Kai Kai cheesy I never still understand the Isoko-Urhobo-Itsekiri-Okpe axis. Those ones no pure, I get them plenty for my family grin

Nne which vacation spot would you recommend? And biko factor in that $1 = 360 Buhari's naira. Happy new week kiss
Family › Re: Should DNA Test Be Done Before Filling A Paternity Certificate ? by ifyalways(f): 10:13am On Aug 06, 2017
tensazangetsu:
Are you very sure of this?
If you think otherwise, counter it as opposed to asking rhetoric question.

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