₦airaland Forum

I know the Nld resident,disgusting phoools would forget it was someone's child that just died,a mother just lost a child and yet mooorons who are lucky to be on the internet have turned this to politics.

May same fate befall y'all ! Disgusting pigs

Sorry but Apga if they are to be judged with their recent displays in Anambra state, are nothing but a set of confused clowns.

otokx: Every Nigerian should have an official passport but corruption has made the cost so high and the process so tedious that the ordinary man cannot get it.

Its hard to believe that an aircraft tech didn't have a passport.

Assuming its true,how many hours does it take to transport the machine from Ikoyi or Festac to gbagada? We know this won't be the case if it were a "big man "

The poor is always the sacrificial lamb.

lol
Crazy boys abi voices too? Plantashun boiz were almost like them.

Good music,decent dressing,beautiful faces.No fvck fvck,baby baby,love love and nudity. It's such a pity that music was not that profitable those days.Those legends deserve to be finanacially OK.

Who remembers Ras Kimono's "Natty goes to Jail" ?

A natty goes to jail. . .para ra ram pam
A natty goes to jail . . .para ra ram pam
We've got to give him a little litttle
We've got to let him let him get away . . . .

The dwarf and the huge lady's dance too. lol

Lovely.
Reminds me of a song i heard on radio yesterday. I cant remember the full song or singer,somebody please help me.Part of the songs says

"Egwu,egwu Igbo amaka,
Omalicha nwata bia tewere m egwu.
Isi gi peru mpe,Omalicha nwata bia tewere m egwu . . "

Pictures please or it didnt happen

Donation of 10,000 ngn recieved with thanks from Tsmith. God bless you plenty plenty.

Total donation recieved on behalf of the OP is 75,500 ngn.

Please,a pal wants to make bulk purchase of clothing,shoes and bags at Aliexpress. How long would the delivery time be? Is there any trusted company or way to hasten up the process? General feedbacks etc would be much appreciated .

wow wow.

Na wao. Are we really sure there was any debt? Are we sure this was not a well planned game targeted at tarnishing someone's image?

@OP,what do you mean by "he just paid now" ? Under what circumstances,how?

I took the liberty to call the so-called debtor and he claims he neither knows you nor repaid any debt.
Na real wao for internet

Slightly off topic,OP,my apologies.

Anyone actually used Aliexpress for bulk purchases? Was it delivered on time,any hidden charges,frustractions?How was the expereince generally? Keyword here is bulk purchase .

tsmith: I have never successfully got my head around sending or receiving pms on nairaland. Emails I can do

Please check your mailbox.

she sure looks darker Not feeling her pose and outfits.More like forcing guy.

I believe NG-GH hatred/rivalry starts and ends online. Out in the real world,away from home and in foreign lands, NG-GH see themselves as one.

One love! Repping NG by day, GH by night.

Make I save the thread with a "kpom" -bookmarked. I will see the movie later.

From CID to CP to CID back to CP. Which "probe" could be worst than this ?

Lol

In less than one month's time

Why is all Seun's contest limited to web design folks? Na only dem dey nld? People wey no sabi programming nko?

I will contest! I'm drawing my own on a piece of paper then scan and upload. Seun can now "convert" it into a banner.

Quite sad . I did some housing job for someone around that place early this year. He spent so much,just collected his "first" rent and now the complex is going down.

Landlords,tenants are all affected. City life na waya!

obayaya: lmao... I no fit laugh!!! and you feel you will Find the perfect lady here? Mr. Doctor, this is a very big mistake.. you'll just end up in a sorry situation.

Nairaland no be match making site jare

I think he already "found" Kay jasper volunteered to take him on "trial marriage"

Very funny man, the OP.
If you fail to get that perfect woman please consider becoming a priest. That way,you'll share your perfect genes,spread your impeccable English prowess with a larger audience.

Bla bla . . .bored.

Look who wants to talk about attitude? You so easily forgot you started to subtly throw snide remarks at me,when all i did was to state a FACT? check your first response to me again.
Go and SIT DOWN.

Shior!

Oturugbeke.

If you are all that,women(good,bad,ugly,catholic,penticoastal,sharia,ogboni-okija etc) would be all over you.

Definitive: As a way of introduction, I'm a medical doctor. I'm gainfully employed. I live and work in the largest city in West Africa.

I'm a practising christian and of the Roman Catholic extraction. Honestly, speaking very modestly, I'm averagely good looking - if not very handsome. I'm adroit at my professional responsibility and communicate pretty well in English language.

Ordinarily, I have no problems. But that's where the problem indeed is: I seem to have huge problems getting a good woman to settle down with.

Now I'm almost losing my mind. Women often complain that men are fake, are smokers, womanisers and all of that. Now here is one who doesn't drink, smoke, womanise or party. I can't even dance to modern nigerian hip-hop. I get on well with the old school music however. That'a where the issue is: I seem to be too definitive, too God-conscious, too Catholic or too 'rigid' to whatever is right and appropriate in the sight of both God and man.

I would love to meet a woman who has my orientation about life - as I'm nearly 30 and haven't simply met a Catholic lady or willing-to-be-Catholic lady who is willing to keep a sex-free definitive relationship which would lead to marriage . Often times, when I get to meet a lady who can speak and present herself in the society as good as I do, they come as . proud, unchristian or warped mentalities. On the rare occasion when I thought I had met the woman I so badly prayed for, we couldn't work out because she was rigidly stuck to her pentecostal faith.

So I have come to appeal to all of you: Nairaland please help.

I'm in need of a beautiful lady for marriage. I'll prefer a hardworking professional with global horizon who can communicate in impeccable English and who is a Roman Catholic or is willing to become one before marriage.

I can be reached by replies here or by texts to 08036698683. My whatsapp # is 08156133790.

I'm genuine. I'm optimistic that there is a lady out there who shares my orientation.

@Bold,look in the mirror first cos that's exactly you come across as !
Goodluck

[quote author=Me_Aboki]^^^^ Madam you are talking out of your asrehole, pls any bankers here to correct this ignoramus, BTW I have current, savings and dollar accounts at GTB, and you don't need to have hundred and thousands to have a dollar visa card (which I do) - bloody liar[/quote]Go and take a seat jor

I know its your dream to open an account with GTB,any one at all E go happen soon dear if you stop lying though.
Yeye dey boom. shior !

08039003900- GTB customer care.

Back to topic jare. . .
What is the fate of dorm account holders now? Would all their transactions henceforth be in naira or foerign currency?
O dikwa very risky.

^ please hush it. At this point I've come to KNOW for sure that you don't have any dorm account with GTB. Heck you don't even operate a savings acct with them.

You come on a whole www to spew lies boldly? You think this is your tiny hamlet where you the half-eyed man is king?

I repeat GTB dorm account is absolutely FOC! Fees apply only when you do FX, transfers or use ATM or cheque book.

Please shut up. Hush

Hmmmn.

That oyibo that was duped by nlder Odiaero comes to mind. That man don hear whinn for Nigerians hand . . .unto say dem want helep am