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LMAO @ Leaking ikebe drums. Dis backdoor and double entry thingy na waya o

bumdish: @OP, this write-up seem so convoluted.

- Buhari & religion
- Nuhu Ribadu; my best choice
- Ms Oduah; the aviation minister
- Governor of Lagos state purchases
- Fani Kayode and 20 billion Naira
- The Enugu international airport

Point could have been made in one paragraph . . . some deliberation there though.

Exactly.
He failed to show or point out what excatly is wrong with the airport .
Na for chair or interlocking stones plane dey land or take off ?
Show us pictures of the "embarrassing airport" and tell us why the chairs et all are embarrassing.

Btw,One can always fold and carry his own soft italian lounge chair for extra comfort if that is a priority to you.

PheezyLee: Guyz, this have been trending since am, can anybody confirm its authenticity plz? Our client, a major telecoms coy is recruiting for fresh graduates. Applicants should be at 2, isaac john street ikeja by 10am with their CVs on monday, October 28, 2013. *waiting plz

Don't know what they do but it seems that venue is frequently used for interviews.

http://www.chamsplc.com/elife/

https://www.nairaland.com/930560/oil-gas-technical-trainee-dragnet

MC LION: My Sis got a cal 4rm e-tranzact V.I, invitin her 4 interview bt she cudn't rememba d time she aplied or d post. Pls any1 in her shoe, or who knws abt d company? She is nt in Lagos presently. Pls my felow N.L, any1 wit useful info should drop here,so dat she wil knw weda 2 travel n honour d invitatn. Its urgent pls.

E -tranzact is a credible outfit,i learnt their pay is good too.

Their VI office is at ademola alakija,beside GTB. Your sis should have no fear if its really e-tranzact.

odumchi: M gbaala avo; ta bu izu amuru m! Inyi ekele m nni woo?

Happpy birthday brother Odumchi

Ka Obasi bi n'igwe cheba,gozie ma kpuchie gi. Ole ebe i ga-eme party? A choro m ibia

Toshman

Hmmmn Nuzo.

What really is the "problem" of Enugu airport in your eyes? The inter locking stones, chairs or it didn't meet up to your perceived world class standard?

Nuzo can we have pictures of the "below standard" interlocking stones,chairs and every other thing that "embarrassed" you at enugu airport from YOU.

He's single,she's single. They are both adults.

*Yawns*

Rock boring lies.

I wonder the kind of woman that would take a man she just met home? Which business or talk dem want go do/talk for house wey don no fit do for Mac's ?

Dude sef ! He for beg the woman soap enter bathroom "free" himself. Now dem want return the "damaged good" to Naija.

He leave wife and pikin for house yet he dey sniff around for oyibo pooshie. Make dem cut him "kini" commot before deporting him, we have enough of his types here already

LOL

Umunne m a sef

E chetana m udi ahuru m nyuru one day na bank. lol Nna bi n'igwe gbahara m biko kwa.Di ahuru n'eshi bad. A nyuchara m ya che ma otele m adokala.Force ihe ahu ji sim n'ike puta eeh.

Hehehehe.
I so remember my broom days. Ofala Achebe

I wish him victory. By hook or crook.

Back

1 - On point

2- Lies peddled online by ignorant ones.

3- Not anymore. Obroni no get mouth again.

4- On point. Queue is respected. Personal discipline.

5- Generally yes, individually yes,maybe

6-Yes

7- lol . "All die be die"

8- Not true. They however most times insist on 3 or more years advance rent.

9 and 10- On point!

Job creation. Nice

Still on this mata?

Abeg make dem do wetin dem wan do asap,we don tire for all the empty threats, probes, findings and investigations.

Men and human beings sometimes eh. trying to impress others,live beyond our means

I just hope he'll use the cash wisely. Where's the wife,kids or he has none? He for buy tokumbo "jeep" now as he wants to answer car owner then invest the rest of the money.

oily Yoruba: But you are a nigerian?

says who ? You ?

collynzo2: The Nigerians should be jailed, the Ghanaians executed.

. . . So says the "trumu trumu" boy

@Topic, why are they shielding the big oga? Who sent them? S/he should be arrested and not just the foot soldiers who MIGHT have not known they were sent on an illegal mission.

oily Yoruba: Why don"t you nigerians make your schools better and cheaper, so as to avoid this type of accident?

And yes, everybody hates you nigerians, especially with your terrorism...Boko haram...Abdumutallab (underwear bomber)....Michael adebolaja

Direct that your question to "scun".

Does not "apply" to me, wate?

Sad.

Constant medical check-up is important. If you know your health and heart status,then you'll stay away from engaging in or watching live, some sports.

Lagosians are always in a hurry even when we really have no DESTINATION.

There's a pedestrian bridge right there at ikeja along but people still prefer to use the express.

Na wao! Drivers always on top speed, pedestrians never using their bridge. May the dead find peace with their creator.

sCun: How many Ghanaians or foreigners have died in Nigerian secondary schools? Stop going where you are hated.

Have you ever heard or seen a Ghsnaian bring his child here to SCHOOL ? When they have better,cheaper educational system?

GH hate NG? Only in your imaginations and on the internet!

Why did they venture to the beach at all when its a KNOWN fact that tuesdays is a sacred day in Greater Accra?

Parents,if you must offload your kids below 16 years to GH,make sure 1 of the parent is willing to relocate too. The idea of dumping children all alone in boarding schools in Accra is not the best.

May God comfort the parents. Its sad.

Aigbofa: We will wait patiently until we can vote GEJ out of power and put him and Stella in the same jail cell.

Goodluck on that Oga Patience. The jail should be big enough to contain all the Bode George's, Ibori's, Ibru's, Etteh's and others.

bestview:
Don't mind the clowns..

No sane Anambran will vote the Islamic Yorobar Party APC..that is a fact!

Elections are not won on TV or online. You guys come online to scream and type furiously as if any of y'alls really matter in the scheme of things.

If perhaps,by hook or crook,Ngige wins this election,wetin you fit do?

Prof Corruption: Yeah.

Good to know. This can pass as a genuine,heartfelt apology.

Oya Ogugua,send me recharge card for signing that petition fifty times.

[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]There's a popular saying in Igboland that when a grown man is given a proverb with its interpretation, then the dowry his father paid on his mother has been rendered useless.

So bro, the OP said he's from Niger Delta, if he's truely from Niger Delta geographical location then I'ld be shocked if he didn't understand the response I gave which, by the way, was carefully marinated in Eastern Nigerian communication characteristics which sometimes allows us to curve around a subject knowing that the recipient would understand and act appropriately. After all who wants to render his father's expensive dowry useless? Certainly not a grown man from former Eastern Nigeria or Niger Delta. But if you need help with figuring out my "long epistle," I will understand.[/quote]Nkpari etelu powder,otanjele bia tukwasi ya ele-ga-m-face.
Serves him right . Mr goody two shoes.

Prof Corruption: 1. It’s unfortunate that we’re living in a time where just about every joke can be misconstrued to cause offense to someone.
2. To the good people of Nigeria — a beautiful nation where my wife lived briefly as the child of missionaries — no offense was intended.
3. I am fully appreciative of the range of mutual economic and security interests that make Nigeria an important friend to the United States.
4. And even to those few unscrupulous email scammers who were the subject of the joke, I apologize to you for the unfair comparison to the utterly dysfunctional Obamacare website.
.........................Senator Ted Cruz

Did he say all that for real

Denrele and Charley boy are just crazy. They are weird not bad dressers.

Rukky
Ini
Emeka Ike
etc
etc

Objects in mirror are closer uglier than they appear.

@OP,we are coming for you. Kwasia asem article

brb

I bola chi - Igbo

Ajuran: you have been reported

Reported to who and for what offence?
Funny you