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Name of finance house or name and address of recruiter please!

OP, check :

https://www.nairaland.com/1108638/vacancy-hostel-master-mistress

Cos of proximity to your location.

guyman2: Needless to trade words with you. I won't get anyone to scam using sentiments and sob stories.

fixed!!!
My pleasure .

Lol.
Healthcare that manufacture drugs,fitness machine, etc etc.

Una go kill pesin for hia.

You were playing the devils advocate when you created a thread to say you were in America?

You were mischievous when you put your number online to look for a "vacation girl"

You were "about to die 5 months after you returned from America and vacation" ?


This must be your brother :
https://www.nairaland.com/1114415/what-when-dead-broke

Were you combing the streets of lagos looking for job in your dreams?
Thought you were in America?
Bloody scammer!

guyman2: I graduated in Economics in 2004 with second class lower from one of the second generation Federal Universities and did the mandatory NYSC in Batch A 2005. I was discharged on 1st February, 2006 and uptil now I haven't found a job. I have combed the whole of Lagos for a job to no avail. By family considers me a failure having spent so much for me to this level without results. I used to think and cry every night in the room, I feel like an outcast. I'm contemplating doing something terrible if at the end of this year I still remain jobless.

As I write this, I am hungry and tears filll my eyes. The last money I have is what am using to browse. Please help me out.

So after this vacation, you became jobless and wanted to kill yourself, 5months later?

guyman2: I will be in Nigeria for Vacation on Monday, 2nd April. 2007. Please I wouldn't mind hooking up with some sweet nairaland babes. Contact me on 017234858 let's hook up.

Nigeria is violent cos of fooools like you

guyman2: The violence in Nigeria is assuming an unmanageable degree. Over 60 people were reportedly killed during Saturday’s polls. The Niger Delta Area is the worst with incessant hostage takings and bombings. Thank God America is safe and I’m happy to be here. When will Nigeria be as safe as America? It’s a sad situation.

Front page indeed.

Is this the new scam?is the OP serious now?when would he stop creating such sob story threads and get real?is he same person as the goat last night that created similar thread?

April 2007, OP was in America, had a vacation in Naija and was even looking for a "vacation babe" on nld :
https://www.nairaland.com/49316/why-nigeria-violent

https://www.nairaland.com/46655/nigeria-vacation-monday-2nd-april

By November same year, OP was in his room, jobless, crying, contemplating suicide et all
https://www.nairaland.com/96502/nairalanders-im-dying



Btw, you did advertised for an "audition" at a point, is this the script?

Welldone guys.

Obinoscopy: Nice one guys!

thanks

The flight is gaining altitude, taking off. Don't be left behind.

250 what an insult!!!

On average, a Nigerian graduate earns above 100K a month. Multiply that by 9 months.

3M for a school cert holder.

10M for a graduate

Another big one @ Abidjan is club "taxibrousse" . Boy, I had good fun then.
@OP, take us to Free town na. I had an unforgettable experience @ "Paddys" place free town. Lots of "kolonkos" in free town clubs and pick pockets too.

Spilc was vibrant some 10 to 13 years ago. I know cos I was in sec. School and they organise Inter school/state Igbo language debates, quizz etc.

Multi storey building = ulo enu .

I can't even pronounce some of those things @ Ezeagu. Lolz

I love waist beads. Show me some "jigida" @ OP or was it not in vouge then

tomakint: You have to juxtapose the global appeal of the carnival to our indigenous festivals and you will agree with me that the clandestine modus operandi of the rituals involved in our indigenous festivals will tone down its global appeal and make it more expensive to run

which rituals are you talking about?what do you know for a fact about our indigenous festivals(please no "I heard, I thought, I assumed" )

Btw, if the govt would dedicated half the funds and energy they put in for borrowed cultures and festivals, our native festivals would appear much more appealing and interesting.

Look at Eyo festival for instance. The people and govt have all these years invested, believed in it and that's why its flourishing.

Ihe na-emekwa.
Ibonge araputala ify . Chei, Nne m gwara m agwa oh.

Nke a wu afo ime ka owu ime afo

Choi!

A lot going on in nld now. It might make more sense if we shift this to next year.

Lol, I think she's writing her exams.

Btw, I've been searching and asking of you. Now you don land, non stop campaign.

@OP,be you a he, she or it, may God curse you roundly, punish you soundly and afflict you in tenfolds all the evil you've been claiming to have befallen you on this thread and your other Fake threads.

The mods need to delete out his acct numbers and contacts. Goats like him make people wary of helping genuine folks in need.

You'll start by translating and typing all this in French.

emmynuelnwatu: LEARN TO SPEAK FRENCH FLUENTLY IN ENUGU OR GET MY FRENCH PACKAGE SENT TO YOU ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA. FOR RESIDENTS IN ENUGU YOU CAN REGISTER FOR WEEKEND CLASSES WITH ME. CALL ME ON 07030547246 OR VIA EMAIL ON emmynuel77@gmail.com. My french package costs only 7000 naira it is guaranteed to teach you french even when you study on your own. call me today FROM BEGINNERS TO ADVANCED LEVEL.

Lol @ "I can have him if I want" . I don't know a sweet way to say this but babe , twas this same I-have-him-where-I-want attitude that made him leave you earlier. You assumed you were his one and only, was preggie and planning wedding when dude bolted with another woman.

Its good to be self confident, but having a man to baang aint same as having a man for keeps and vice versa.

There's no competition here, just let go completely and use your charms, charisma and self confidence to hook another man.

What you need is a job, pure and simple. The "emotional story" aint really important. You've pulled through to this point so what gives? No real employer would want to employ a "cry baby" so put yourself together. You're wayyy better off than some people with both parents and grands alive.

Go to the job section and keep trying.be positive, lifes not fair, country hard but man must WAC. Sob stories most times attract pity party and nothing more.

PS:anyone above 6years is only eligible for "fostering" and not adoption.

shevon: Please, let me know when the PH trip is going to be. I'll do whatever I can to help at the venue.

Noted.
Thanks!

Lool Uju

Nwanne m, do you really, on account of what the guy told the OP believe for a second that this guy is having serious issues in his marriage?

Are you saying you don't know the type of lies some men fabricate just to "hit it" ? Wow

Unless the OP does an independent investigation to confirm, the man is just cooking up stories to get into her head, colonise her body and waste her time.

i think we should bear in mind that some of the structures were non-existing in the days of our fathers so I won't be surprised if we don't get good enough translations.

Pantry= oba(from oba ji)
Sitting room =öbi
Bedroom= ulo ezumike.

Some would argue about this two(it should be the other way round) but when you want to translate to bring out the meaning not just literal, that's what you'll get.

Gradually, carnivals are coming to stay in Naija while our indigenous festivals are labelled devilish, going into extinction.

Imma spam this thread with pictures of "ekpe ohuhu,2011"