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Business › Re: ATM Video Footage And Theft by ifyalways(op): 2:44pm On Nov 06, 2011
Getting the poilce report cost me 5K(had to pay for pen,writing sheet,ridiculous),2K for affidavit and with the letter we went bank to her bank as directed.

Now,i'm just wondering,its past 4 working days and we've not heard anything from the bank.Is this normal and how it ought be done?

Why all the long process and formalities?Does it make any sense fitting on videos on atm's when it takes like forever to get just a picture?

For the poor and not so enlightened(if i did not push and pay for police report,affidavit and co,the poor fulani girl was NOT even ready to do all that,she actually preferred i gave her the money as according to her "nothing wud come out of the investigation) are the video cameras any useful?

Have anyone else had atm issues and how was it resolved?
I expected her bank to pull out the face of the thief from the other bank on verifying her ID and not tasking her for police report et all,did i expect too much?
Business › ATM Video Footage And Theft by ifyalways(op): 2:29pm On Nov 06, 2011
Have anybody experienced atm theft in naija recently?Was s/he able to with the invent of video camera's at almost every atm machine,crack down on the thief?

I have a fulani woman that comes to braid my hair for me and last week,she came with the sad story of loosing her atm and her account already cleaned out.On probing her,she revealed that she was living with 3 other ladies,had her atm and PIN number kept together in a purse(she's not so educated and street wise,too trusting type).

I went with her to her bank,got her acct. statement and lo and behold,her acct has been cleaned out(she had like 50K).The bank however gave us the name and branch of the bank the criminal used(a different bank) and that was it,she's on her own.

When I started making noise,they said I should go get police report accompained with sworn affidavit and letter to its headquaters and their HQ would in turn contact the bank where the money was withdrawn from.
Culture › Re: Pictures Of OBI Of Onitsha Doing Ofala Ceremony by ifyalways(f): 1:05pm On Nov 06, 2011
Haha,Iwe na ewekwa nwoke Nri a.

Nwanna welu nwanyo,Iwe nwanne anaghi eru okpukpu.Ife jikolu anyi ka nke nwelu ike itisa(ikewa) anyi.Current Obi of Onicha sometime ago boldly disassociated himself(and Onicha) from the age long Benin Myth.

Nwadialor,wetuo obi!

@Oti Igba,afa gi a na-ato m amu.A din nma,kedu maka gi?Onye ife i cholu i nyem?lolz
Culture › Re: Bantu Languages by ifyalways(f): 4:31am On Nov 06, 2011
^I hope that question is not for me 'cos I seriously have zilch idea.

On this site,Bantu is synonymous with Becomrich/Musiwa.
Culture › Re: The Passion - An Exhibition Of Paintings By Chike Onuorah @terra Kulture by ifyalways(f): 4:25am On Nov 06, 2011
Cool would definitely come around.Was there last sunday for "Yoruba talking drum show" and enjoyed every bit of it.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 4:19am On Nov 06, 2011
Ochi eze.

Relax si n'obu nwoke na achu nwoke?Ebelebe Igba.
Nwanna kele wu "expensive typo"

@Odumchi,lol.O na enwute m na amaghim asu Aro nke oma.
Culture › Re: Bantu Languages by ifyalways(f): 4:11am On Nov 06, 2011
@OP,You need Musiwa/Becomrich.Track him down and all your Bantu problems are solved.
Culture › Re: Pictures Of OBI Of Onitsha Doing Ofala Ceremony by ifyalways(f): 4:07am On Nov 06, 2011
cool

Nna gi mulu gi.
Culture › Re: Arochukwu (in Pictures) by ifyalways(f): 4:00am On Nov 06, 2011
^Ka nka Mazi.

Gini bu "isi ojojo"?
Biko,can you break down the villages under its corresponding lineage?A bum ada Mazi na Amanagwu which i supposse is part of the agwu lineage but what other villages falls under agwu lineage?
Culture › Re: Pictures Of OBI Of Onitsha Doing Ofala Ceremony by ifyalways(f): 3:48am On Nov 06, 2011
@Ak47man,lovely pictures.Please post more.

@Nri priest,are you sure about "agbalanze" originating from Idemili?The Onicha's don't have/do Nze stuff,just Ozo and agbalanze.
So Iyom(for females) is eqivalent to "Igbu Odu" in Idemili parts?awesome!

Nri priest,Nna e nwelu ike ichi obere nwa ya ozo n'nwata na Idemili?It's done in Onicha and you have such little men bear titles like "Ozo nna ya" .It has limitations though,the little man can break kola in a gathering of untitled older men but he does not enjoy some of the ozo benefits till he becomes a full fledged man and then performs the "Imacha and egwu ozo" rites.

That lil'boy is cute.A gbulu m odu aka n'ukwu na nwata,Ify Igwe nwanyi,lolz.
Politics › Re: Another Series Of Bomb Blast In Damaturu, Dozens Killed by ifyalways(f): 9:13pm On Nov 05, 2011
Just speechless.
Family › Re: Old School Handset by ifyalways(f): 9:00pm On Nov 05, 2011
Truim . .stolen after 1 week.Heaped curses on whoever that stole it.

Sagem,can't remember the model but quite tiny.

Motorolla T191. . .always having 'charging port' issues.

Samsung blue eyes.

Those are my first babies.
Family › Re: by ifyalways(f): 8:46pm On Nov 05, 2011
. . .and just playing the devils advocate,could the suitcase scene be linked to an earlier misunderstanding @ home before the travel.I think one of the likely reasons a husband would behave that way is when maybe he felt that some of the luggage are not needed for the trip but the wife(typical of women) insists and husband decides he won't partake in hauling and handling of the said boxes.It's not ideal but some men can be stiff necked . . .and some women too darn stubborn.

All na shakara !
Family › Re: by ifyalways(f): 8:23pm On Nov 05, 2011
@Topic,IMO that's no arrogance,aggression?Maybe.Some like it kept within,some thrive in public display of affection while others go with less is better. . .

Nigeria needs help though.The stress in this coutry is more than enough to turn a monk to a beast.Every one is stressed out,aggressive and going about with "anya red",no dulling.End product of all the stress is transfered aggression,people snapping at the slightest things,married couples too are victims.

What's more to it,we are blessed with "understanding hearts" (people living in naija) so what might look strange,unacceptable to the diasporans means nothing to an everyday Nigerian.Mom snaps at dad today and morrow is dad's turn but still at the end of the day,mom and dad still share same bed.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 1:42pm On Nov 05, 2011
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg9476479#msg9476479 date=1320355048]Asa m ooo cheesy
eee? Isi gini? Na oyi na atu gi? huhJ hewu!! Ebezina.
Ngwa bia ka m nye gi ahu oku wink
baby m ooo kiss[/quote]kiss
Ikomi ga kwuo udo ma obu maba na mmiri. cheesy

odumchi:
Ify

Rome gbavuru agbavu ka inacho? Oyi atugbuo anyinde no na Ali bekee. Odimka mgbala Ali Igbo.

Eh heh, Ify mchesi na iluolo di, gini ka nda jikwan achugi oso? grin
N'ezie,alugo m di mana eji ihe edere na internet eme nini?
Ma m ma di m no na nld and na threadia. cheesy
@Relax na El,Ndeewo nu.
Nke onye na eme di nma,ya gazie
Family › Re: I Need To Beat Up My Inlaw. by ifyalways(f): 1:12pm On Nov 05, 2011
@OP,what's up?

How did it go?Don't tell me you changed ya mind. undecided
Family › Re: Help Me Find Mrs Esther Okpu by ifyalways(f): 1:08pm On Nov 05, 2011
Ugo eze,They are super fine.Btw,which are you eyeing cos intel has it that Ujujoan got eyes for one. lolz

I miss Uju.Ihe ya na di ya na-eti na okoso dikwa egwu,no time for NLD. cheesy

How is our husband,Mr. T? kiss
Family › Re: Help Me Find Mrs Esther Okpu by ifyalways(f): 12:57pm On Nov 05, 2011
@OP,are you serious and for real.

Posting all that infor.,have you tried Facebook undecided
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Baba Suwe Released From Ndlea; No Drugs Found! by ifyalways(f): 5:38pm On Nov 04, 2011
@Topic,which other media carried this news abi na only PM news ?

Wondering how many 'kees' that passed through MM2 freely since all these days that NDLEA got immersed and distracted in this Baba Suwe's case.

One man's poo is anothers goldmine.lolz
Family › Re: Am 21 Yrs & I Hav 1.3 Million, My Dad Wants Me 2 Save The Money. Somebody Help Me. by ifyalways(f): 1:08pm On Nov 03, 2011
^
When was the last time you were @ the Property section and who said everyone there is a scammer?Have people not been conducting legal,fraud free biz there?Yes and i'm a living witness.

btw,my post was to "see" and not to just throw in his money to the next Joe down the property alley.Who says he still can't be scammed when he uses his whole kindred for investigations and help?

Ahem!,what is your "OWN" suggestion or contribution huh
Family › Re: How Do You Chase Away Unwanted Guests? by ifyalways(f): 12:20pm On Nov 03, 2011
@Kode,invite your babe over.
Women have their own way of throwing out unwanted guests so Invite your babe,inform your friend that your babe is coming over for some days and leave the rest for the ladies.

@Afam,The only language Nigerians living in Nigeria understand is 'roforofo'.If you wanna play gentleman,you can as well kiss your dough goodbye.
Well,not to appear rude;send the debtor an sms at around 8 am and inform him that you have an urgent need for your money hence you would stop by at his/her place by 11 am to pick the money.You have achieved 2 things:
Remained cool and non-abusive.
Asked for your money as opposed to asking for "when" you'd get the money.

The debtor should be ashamed not you.Next time,Never ever give out money you can't afford to lose especially to a friend,family or colleague.Chances are you'd lose both plus your sanity.
Sports › Re: Breaking News: Keshi Named Se's Coach by ifyalways(f): 10:52am On Nov 03, 2011
From fried to charcoal roasted fish!

Hope he read the contract well before signing and if he fails. . .Sia1'S fate awaits him
Travel › Re: FG Slashes British Airway's Flights To Nigeria by ifyalways(f): 10:43am On Nov 03, 2011
Interesting,so very!

Lets see how this plays out.

Can they extend same measure to VS please,cos BA and VS share about 75 slots while Nigeria has just Arik with far lesser slots.

I just hope they won't chicken out laterz. . .
Politics › Re: Customs Recovers The Auctioned NIPP Equipment by ifyalways(f): 10:21am On Nov 03, 2011
IMO,Recovering is NOT just enough,They should explain how and why it disappeared in the first instance.
Politics › Re: Breaking News! Hard Drugs Found In Baba Suwe's Faeces by ifyalways(f): 10:13am On Nov 03, 2011
^Did you not see the link?

Sahara reporters and Baba suwe share a common interest. . .Comedy!
Family › Re: Parent(s) Laying Curses On Their Child by ifyalways(f):
Dunno if curses work but I don't curse my boys and would not tolerate it when anyone else does(I would force you to say the right thing).Stuff like "This child no dey hear word,his ears are for fancy,dis boy go kill me etc" are forbidden in my domain cos I'm a firm believer of power in the tongue and positivity.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:43am On Nov 03, 2011
@Nri priest,O dika I bu Onye Anambra?Ikwu nne m(Anambra) ma o bu Imere nnem(imo) bu Anambra n'ihi ya,a bum asa ma ife afia nyili.lolz

Na Nld a,Okwa soso Nwa Darfur ka m ma.Ikomus wu nshi okuko.O nweghi ihe m ji ya eme.

N'nmekorita enyi(relationship) nsogbu na adikari mgbe,mmadu abuo na eme enyi e bidoghi na mbu were tuo atumatu,onye o bula a mara oke na oru diri ya.E kwetara m nke oma na nwanyi obula n'agbanyeghi nma ma o bu aku ya kwesiri i kwanyere di/enyi ya nwoke ugwu 100%.Nwoke n'aka nke ozo ga emekwa ihe o jiri buru nwoke.

Nwanyi kuta ugu na onugbo,nwoke akota ji na ede.Owu otu ndi nna nna anyi ha siri bie ndu.

@Odumchi Ndeewo.O nwere onye huru Usu Rome?

btw,Oyi na atu m oh. cry
Culture › Re: Kneeling Down For Your Husband Or Wife! by ifyalways(f): 9:18am On Nov 03, 2011
Yes oh I do.Proudly do!

When I do the bad girrrrly stuffs with his ATM ati gbogbo 'youdontwannaknow' I kneel,stark n a k e d to apologise to my "Nna m ukwu".and ofcos,the massive er3ction that follows is his own way of saying 'asa m,you are forgiven'

LMAO!

Seriously,kneeling either in greeting,as a form of persuassion or otherwise by wives to their husband does NOT in any way reduce the wife's self worth or esteem.Have you guys not seen 2 men go into their moments of madness,one of them loses it entirely,gets his AK 47 out,ready to fire and just boom,the wife appears,knees down and like magic the bloodshot eyes of the husband melts,the rifle suddenly gets cold and sanity restored ?
Politics › Re: Gov. Sylva Threaten To Kill Jonathan And Family+why Gej's Men Moved Against Him by ifyalways(f): 8:59am On Nov 03, 2011
Much huhu about haha. . .

Never knew Nembe's use "Amanyanabo",thought twas limited to the 'Opobo's'.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri (beaf)- The Face Of A Liar? by ifyalways(f): 7:49am On Nov 03, 2011
Weird thread

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