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Gwam gwam gwam onye ji aka atuwa nwanyi ime,jiri imi dowa crotchet ?

Aziza;FromUK na Presido1

NRI PRIEST:
Anulum na ndi ana akpo Ifeoma bu oku na agba ozara. Hehehe!

lol

^Na wao.

This thread get K and bow legs.

10 what?wow Thank God for his mercies sha.

I bought mine 4 years ago @ 970K,just beside abdull azzez mosque.

My husband already built a house on it else i wud have just resold it.10 bleeping what,w-o-w!

Yes,I do and with GTB.That was even the first account i opened with them.They only demanded I get 2 guaraantors who must be operating a 6 months old and above "current" account with "any" bank. That easy!

wesley80:
No you didnt pay 160k for a TIN No! Perhaps you've got it mixed up, it's inconceivable that you'd pay 10k for a Tax identification number not to speak of over a hundred. Mind you TIN generation is free! This is why i have a problem with individuals visiting tax offices; you're game period.
I still think it wasnt just a TIN you got anyway, maybe the company had issues and its history had to be wiped and a new one generated for you or you actually paid for a new tax clearance certificate, if not then you have a genuine Police case if you can prove it.

Thank you.
I'm currently out of town but would confirm this asap.
Thank you very much.

@KKnmy81,NO jokes.Last month it was her 12 abi 13 years old brother in law.He consumed 12 big chunks of chicken out of the soup pot,fries 12 eggs for himself,chews on rug and does every other "strange" thing you can think of.

Today its her "omo ode" .Is the OP a poster mom for dysfunctional kids

bla bla boring and lame!

You bought her the best clothes yet she goes about in panties.
You put her in the best schools yet she does not know what a microwave is used for.

Same you that your BIL destroyed your TV,ate a crate of eggs and 12 fishes @ a go You have issues,deep rooted ones.

Your seeing and calling her "omo ode" is a clear pointer that you are a user,exploiting the girl and then buying her stuffs to make yourself look good to the outside world.

Psfff jor.Omo ode indeed,what derogatory word to use for another.

^LOL.

Igbo si na ihe gburu dike kpalu ofeke aka,o dosa ma ozu na opkukpu ya.

Nna m gwa m na mmiri zolu be Ogalanya bu ajo ide nye nwa Ogbenye.

Ikomus,Ubochi nta,mu na gi ga-achu na Owerre Nchi.Okwu a dighi m n'onu karia otu a.

@Relax,e chekwam ma I na-acho akpa ukwa a na azoghi azo?Mmiri nshi?lolz
Ngwanu ga cho onye nke a:$akaraoku$ ma o bu "Fesse".Ha abuo bu umu asa Igbo rugoro ogo ihe e ji nwanyi eme,ako na uche ya zuru oke,ha dikwa nma na nma ma na agwa/omume.O burukwa na I n'acho ndi gi na ha ga -agba 'I che na mmadu bu goat' biko, e nyekwala y
ha nsogbu.Ha abuo bukwa 'take home to mommy' type.

@Darfur,me and youuuuu.Palalalaa me and you.(bracket special).Uto m.

The lady koi-koi I heard of was a teacher that died prematuredly via auto accident.She had a trademark in the school where she taught;High heeled shoes aka koi-koi.

So,the tale then was that she or rather her restless spirit goes from school to school tutoring students. . . and with her scary koi-koi steps.lolz

Quite funny.

The energy spent pulling out articles et all just to prove a lame point.

@Topic,done is done.What is the government plans for the affected community?what are we gonna do as individuals to prevent future and further disaster?

Btw is that really a landslide

Only truth you need not waste your time on internet trolls.How any sane person would claim "Obi" is working in Anambra beats me.Even the blind knows for sure and can boldly attest that Obi is a monumental failure.F to the E.

Anyhoo,this is nairaland so i'm not surprised.

3 scenarios:
Nothing on Baba suwe.Some over zealous men and scanner picked on undigested amala and egunfe.

Something on him.Calls made,money exchanged hands.

The whole thing is a scam from onset.A drama aimed at bringing to dis credit the efficiency of the body scanners.

^Good question though I'm guessing that atleast 1 of them is an adult(sort of) as the OP said he was doing same work with the dad.Then again this is Naija where 10 years olds compete with grown azz men in the labour market.

@OP,where are the kids mom/s?Where is this happening?

That su-egbed omo odo needs education and to be treated like omo n'ile(sp).

Why employ a 14 years old as housekeeper?Is that not child labour/slavery?and probably underpay her,15K or 20K at most which the agent wud get the lion share and toss peanuts to the girls parents.

That girl should be at home and attending school.Go pick her mom or dad instead and Im sure she wud neither fry your pants nor greet your visitors with her bare flat chest.

Informative thread.

I already have the land with a building erected already(a school,bought it that way) however,i'm thinking of building a block of 6 classrooms.Location is Onitsha,Anambra state.I wud love to start by mid december and finish by early January(the students wud be on vacation).How much should I be looking out?Foundation,roofing,wiring,painting etc.

Are you forbidden from giving us a clue of your price range?

@Lawyer,I wish you'd answer Keystones's queries as I'm sort of in the same boat.

Thanks.

@Lawyer,I wish you'd answer Keystones's queries as I'm sort of in the same boat.

Thanks.

@Lawyer,I wish you'd answer Keystones's queries as I'm sort of in the same boat.

Thanks.

I recently bought a registered company without caring about Tax clearance.All was well till I tried opening a new bank account for the company(still maintained the old name).I was made to understand that I needed my tax clearance pin or whatever for the new account.Long and short of it,someone from the bank offered to get me one @ 40K,I refused.Finally went to the tax office and paid 160k.

They just woke up? 'cos the tables are turned and there are no crumbs thrown to them by their saviour, the core North?

The Cub is neither safe nor spared when the lion is starved.

Voted

Invest in treated nets.The other day,we got 2 free ones courtsey of BRF.

Keep your home and environs clean.Dustbin out and well covered,bathroom tiles dry and clean,same for your kitchen.You'd expereince little or no mosquito if you're in a clean enviroment.

As for the NIS,anything goes for as long as money is involved.Besides,its possible to produce a batch of high quality goods for NIS inspection and afterwards continue with mass production of poo.

No one hits my son that hard right in my presence.Its totally unacceptable.

Swearing is not something that should be forced down anyones's throat.She should ONLY if she wants.

I agree that some traditional dibia's are blessed with the gift of "sight seeing"

@Relax,O nwere otu akpa akpu no na nairaland.Aha ya by "ennyluv" lolz.O buru na i naghi egwu egwu choo ya,gwa ya ka o di gi,o ga ekweta. Ikomi na Presido agaghi ekwe enye gi akara Felimbobo.Feli bu ezigbo nwanyi Obi oma,ji iru ocha na obi chineke ekenye boyz ihe chi ya tinyere ya n'ukwu.Rio Ikomi,Agaba na Presido1 akara Feli.

@Ikomus,Ihe na agu gi agbaghi na eke onuwa.M bia rikwasi gi n'elu?Isi emebiela gi.Ka nwa Darfur gidekwa gi,onye oshi "ohu" !

If he does not sue them,I wud be forced to believe he bought/sorted his way out.My opinion.

Generally,im happy to hear of his freedom,the guy is good at what he does and i'd have missed him.

Amechi must be wicked to have sold a scrap jet @ that price.The buyer Gov. is worst.

I don't just kneel,I stoop to conquer!

My husband is the king of my home but I'm the King-maker.He plays the piper but I dictate the tune.

Infact,If he has his way,He would not want me kneeling(whether to greet,unbutton his fly or just about anything) 'cos when this legs of mine touch ground,asking and getting instanta the head of John the baptist is nothing.