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Haha.
Unu jikwa iwe na azu d okwe na weekendia,izu legal okwe na ato uto,ndi dika Youngies na azu illegal and stolen okwe. . . o nweghi uru ma o bu uto dina ya.Youngies take note
Throttler na rubi
@Topic,A gbacha egwu,o na na ukwu.
Beta anu,beta anu bu na ahu nama.
For every action,there is equal and opposite reaction.

She should go get a good lawyer and seek his counsel.
BTW,this quest for dough and properties is getting crazy,pesin die just some days back and fight for his properties have started,na wao

sped1oro:
Hi forumite,its interesting to see this kind of offer in a forum like this,but i will like to ask a few question.
=How legal is this transaction?
=Do you have a registered company for this?
=Are there any formalities in buying these stuffs?
=what particular stuffs interest you the most?e.g auto,electronics,household goods,landed property,jewelries e.t.c

LEKAN OLANITE
08034201291

Adebisi bring ur ass here and ans these questions.

Harvest of email addresses
All these health products sef,una no dey tire?Forever,GNLD etc and what i dislike most is the way and manner some of the mkters go abt selling the products. . . .confusing the ppl and making then believe all those supplements heal and treat while it actually DOES not.Meanwhile why is every health and beauty products shifted to africa when they have no company here?they only use us as dumping ground for their cheap products,use us ie very cheap labour and go away with our money.
@Poster,Happy selling oooh

loan4all:
DO YOU HAVE AN ACTIVE CURRENT ACCOUNT?
DISCOVER HOW YOU CAN GET UP TO N200,000.00 WITHOUT COLLATERIAL.

PAY N2.000.00 AND WE WILL LINK YOU UP.

FOR DETAILS:08032201221

link up yourself first.

Dont think of having sex untill u have gone for your post-natal check ie after 6 weeks.If u had stitches/episiotomy be very well assured that the first day wont be too pleasant . . .your hubby need to be very gentle and then lots of pre-intimacy wud come in handy.
When u go for the post-natal check,tell your Gyn he is in the right position to prescribe the right contraceptive method for u.

redsky1:
THE men asking this question i guess they all look like brois kodjoe and have the bank balance of bill gates - nonsense.

Women come in different shapes and sizes - for some women it takes time to lose the baby fat and for others it takes less. not every body can have a tummy tuck during childbirth like victorian beckham - she is paid to look that slim.

I guess all our mothers were supermodels abi thats why we demand it from the mothers of today.

some women are fat some are slim - simple fact. if a man is going to cheat cos u put on weight then he doesn't really love you.

ROFL.
@Topic,YES,I proudly am.any problems

Ujujoan:
What has that got to do with this

Well, I didnt think there was anything abnormal about it when I was growing up. Though one of my elder's sister's friends complained about it once when she came visiting but no one paid her any attention cos we were used to it. When you have younger ones old enough to work, you dont do squat!!

Besides the poster didnt give us the full gist. Is the girl working? when does she leave for work, when does she get home? What's her schedule like? Just because she's living in the house dosent mean she has to kill herself with house chores when she's busy already with her job!!

My boss who's over 15yrs older than I am (still single) has been squating with me for the past 3 months. She dosen't help me with any chores. The most she can do is to sweep her room and wash her clothes. I still do everything in the house. We go to work together and come back together, I still enter the kitchen, make dinner, clean up after us and she just goes to sleep. Weekend, I go shopping, I clean the house (even her room sometimes), I cook for the week and do any other thing that needs to be done. She just stays home and watches film.

My friends think its odd that she cant even clean the house while I'm out shoppong, me I dont think it is cos that's the way I was brought up. When you have someone younger in the house, you dont have to do anythin except you want to!!

Uju u just cant compare ur boss/friend who is 15 years older than u to this scenario.Perharps,she has helped u in the past or sumtin,whatever,ur case is very different from the Posters case.
@Topic,I cant have a 29 yr old living under my roof and NOT doing anything.If she cant be useful to me or thinks she is a big girl and cant lift a finger,she shld do what big girls do . . . get her own place.

@Topic,Some of them can cook very well. . .better than females.

SeanT21:
Its just a Nigerian thing I guess.

. . what do Liberians call it?

Youngies,ura na akpo anya.
Azu fridgi bu ebe ano.Okporoko nwa ogbenye. Throttler,dika Youngies siri kwuo,o dighi ihe ura ga-eme anya~~o dighi ihe azu fridgi puru ime aka mu~~

[quote author=My luv! link=topic=225819.msg4764283#msg4764283 date=1255979703](hurriedly picks up pen & paper)
Dear Ify,biko Pres gawara onwe ya, o ga-amasị m ma mụ na gị , (ouch! ink finishes)[/quote]There luv
So i na ekpe ekpere ka choochi gbasa na etiti mu na Nwa Darfur?o gaghi a work-u.Owu mu na Darfur.taa,echi na nwanne echi.

toshmann:
wait o, darfur o ka na achughari ify n'odu?
chei, ifyyyyy . . rugbuwenu ndi unu toro . . oooo

Onye Apari.kedu ka eke si anya anwu?Felimbobo kwanu?

udezue:
Amara Chizule Ndi Igbo. Amara ka mma we. Igbo kwenu!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qI-44RBng0

dalu.
Ada,Mazi~~Throttler~~
kedu maka Oziomatv,Ogamba,GC na nnenneigbo?

SMSguru:
There are schools and there are schools but there's the school.

I'm not trying to set-up a 500-naira school in my house, on my mobile phone, etc.

And I wouldn't like to see people coming around to encourage me to hang on.

Go figure!

Go figure!

You shldnt be here looking for loans.With ur attitude,u ought to have had the required capital for ur almighty [b]the [/b]school.

vivid gate:
I am into Adult Education in Lagos and I start with just N500 and my mobile phone,no office or space.I have tried to quit but people keep begging me to keep it on.You don't need that amount of money if you know what you want to achieve.I used to make as much as N50k monthly teaching just 5 people per month.

you may doubt that but it remains the truth.I was able to raise capital from my adult education classes to start my current computer sales and training centre.

So bro,just do your home work and you are there.Mail me on d242m@yahoo.com for tips

Wish u well.

Missy B:
Who be Ameze?
Picture please?

Shes an actress,one of the pioneers in the industry.Her roles and acts in when the sun sets brought her to limelight.

dominique:
Ameze who? she no get surname?

Imaghirigbe or sumtin

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=339679.msg4760644#msg4760644 date=1255946122]I just wonder why efcc has not arrested all the fake ones here at home e.g adeboye,joshua,kumuyi,oyedepo etc[/quote]This might be a typo/Mistake.

A replica of 9ja. .

Talk with ur husband.Improve on ur bed skills and general appearance.

Dont involve no third party,ur family or hers.
Its up to U,Oga,no one can make any decision for you cos u wud be the one to live with the effects,positive or negative.So did she get to terminate the preggie with those drugs she took?Do you think you can live with the knowledge that ur wifes first child is not urs?do you love her enough to want to forgive her?How true is her story,do u believe it was a one night stand mistake?
Well,love forgives but yet love aint stupid.If you think u can forgive her but cant father the child,she can have the child and give it up for adoption.I am only worried that ur wife cudnt tell u the truth till u found out urself. . . .says alot.
Pray u make the best decision for yourself.

white rice.

Harry Potter:
biko i need onye ga kuziri m how 2 sie igbo soup.

Haha.sorry oooh.
Apply as a part-time apprentice in any mama Ngozi buka ard u. 

I choro i ga Atlanta?ga mee gini?ga choro nwanyi ozo?
So i choghi ilota bia gba nkwu m Dafur,i choghi ibia mata ndi muru m okwa ya?
Gawazira onwe gi,a choghi zim. 
Lol,on a serious note,i huru na afor,o buru na Ikomi na Presido a loghi bia choro nwanyi luo,ihe di abuo,otu ga eme.

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=338858.msg4757739#msg4757739 date=1255894753]She is Ok and not beautiful like that.  Her head is big and flat.[/quote]LMAO.
Ikeyman with his loud uncouth mouth.U berra shift your ass to the north,maybe,just maybe u might get the opportunity to wash the pants of  Presidents daughters that u are so obsessed with
@Topic,I loff Nnedis dreads.

Pres-elect Pres-elect Pres-elect
Ka m hapu ikwu anything ugbua.ochi ka m na achi.Kedu ka i mere?i ga alakwa ekeresimesi?ala wu otu no go work this year oh.

rubi:
ugo chara acha adighi echu echu
A mature eagle feather will ever remain pure
One well trained will stand the test of time

OMG i love this. 

throttler:
nne, ona enwe oge jos na eme experience blazing heat. that type that poses the threat of cerebro spinal meningitis. ugbu a odi very hot., mana a bit cool during evening. ebim na rayfield, na azu government house& millionaires quaters( ebim na ebe abuo) .,
apata and that katako area is prone to violence, cos of the mixture of folks in that area . jos nwe fruit and salad stuff, that is what i will greatly miss when we leave in a couple of years, and its relative tranquility. anyi mere relocate from lagos na 2003 to jos., but my hair hasnt recovered from the jos harsh weather , even cream no dey work here

A dim lucky then maka na mgbe nile m biara na Jos,its been cold all through.
Bia Youngies,kpachara anya gi.Oyi tugbuo gi dia. 
@Bbee no be say u talk am,u need to brush up on ur igbo,we wud help u .

presido1:
Andy umu asa jikwere na picture ndia no na websiti icsn, kedu oge ana eme iri ji a? eji m na aka na aga m ano obodo eliza oge ahu ka m bia haziri nwa ngboto.

Look,Ngboto is not limited to females anymore,at the rate gi na Ikomi na aga,luo nwanyi. . .Mba,muo nwa . .mba,am sorry but gi na Ikomi a ghola Senior Ngbotos.Recycled men 

Ikomi:
December is still 2 months away. Anything can still happen.

Ikomi Low Volatage, when am connected to the national grid? 

Ifyalways dont touch_ _ _ _ I mean dont try me. 

Enyi ga nojuo odu somewhere.Gini ka i puru ime m?Nada .

udoudo:
Watch the 2009 igbo yam festival in Lagos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYhbjqtPi7Q

Codewit   
Ihe a wu codewit anyi?Aka na emebe omaricha egwu igbo na Youtube . . .I cant thank you enough  Imela Codewit. More blessings bro.
Darfur,Darfur,Pres-elect,u go wound oooo. 
Romanus,udo adikwa.O nwere obere nkpankpa kpara na Spain,i hope na gi na nwa Guinea gi di safe?otu rove 
Chineye,Andrew na throttler,ekele m.

People can be funny.Who made who a judge over another mans shape and body size?who told who Omotola wants to be sexy?
People crying that she is an actress and shld keep fit,i ask una,so she shld not take up roles that are assigned to her by producers and feed her children cos she wants to be sexy for una?bunch of jokers.
Y'all shld try to find husband marry,drop 1,2 and 3 and then come back here to cry or moan.If her hubby is not complaining who are u all to yarn . . .common/mere movie buyers.U guys shld upload una full pics ooh for the world to see and judge. . . not some face but head to toe.No one has it all guys.
If ppl dont find her intresting and/or sexy they wont buy her movies and producers wont use her anymore.
If u wanna be slim or if been slim makes u confident and sexy . . .by all means be.
Its all up to Omotola to decide what body shape she wants for herself so with every other person.

Heard Van is connected to ghana only via marriage ie Hes married to a ghananian.They said his mum is a Liberian while dad is German

I loff Ameze.Shes so welcome back to the hood.

It must be mama gee.

Ikomi:
Kee ihe inaaa ekwu? Nnnnnnaaaa ekwu na Ikomi anaghi ewete oku?

Ima nam na arun na power sector?

Bia nwokem,i ga alakwa?afor agwula ooh.
I na e nweta oku.very low voltage