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lostgirl:
can someon tell me how to say "you are a liar"

Igbo ;I bu onye asi/Eziokwu a noghi gi na onu.
Yoruba,Iro lo nkpa(u are lying)

Ala wu otu united
Presido/Fromuk
Ikomi
Romanus
Darfur
Toshman
Fake
Youngies
Echelon
Mortiple
Andrew
ChineyeM
My luv
Ozioma
. . . . . . .echetaram echetaghi m happpppppppy ekeresimesi.

Its all BS.Nothing like love portion.

Iti boribo.
I mere ihu ka mkpi ereforo na bazaar.

@Ijawgirl,u are darn too funny.

davidif:
When hunger dey catch man, allergy no go concern am

Best answer so far.
Its only the rich and comfortable that knows allergies,when u are hungry,u eat anything,

. . .and they complained abt the state of roads like their trucks did not aid in the deplorable state of our roads.
Its time the govt make all these run-away companies pay a huge ransome for their own contribution to the negativities in 9ja b4 they bolt off.

Fair men turn me off so both are just
Both are bad actors too.

She must be either enjoying her honeymoon or settling down to motherhood
@Poster,what were u expecting

Lagosboy,I would be so happy if u can support Islams stand on begging with quotes from the Quoran. Every other thing is understood.
Hmmn,Sharia,
lets start in bits,what is Sharia?
I watched a video of a somalian muslim stoned to death by fellow belivers cos they alleged he committed adultrey or whatever,what say u abt that?Is their acts justified?what shld they have done instead?Methinks killing another man for any reason is wrong
Hope u had a nice Jumah.

I cant access the polls too,which kain secret ballot system be dis?
@Topic,my teacher ofcos,Lagossssssssssssss boy 

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=368652.msg5144636#msg5144636 date=1261190100]How Pa Jimoh Iti-Ogede, a 77-year-old man, satisfies 16 women in bed

Friday, December 18, 2009
“They can all testify to the fact that I satisfy them sexually in spite of my age. I don’t use any drug. It is God Almighty that is behind me that created me like that, but sometimes, I used agbo, native herbs.”





http://odili.net/news/source/2009/dec/18/318.html

Those were the words of Pa Jimoh Iti-Ogede, a 77-year-old man, who shocked the people present in court while giving his testimony in a divorce suit he instituted against Mrs. Sukurat, one of his wives recently before an Igando Grade ‘B’ Customary Court, Lagos.

The man, who claimed that he is married to 16 wives, said that though some of them have deserted him or dead, he was able to perform his duty in bed as a husband to all the women to the extent that some of them hailed and cherished him.

He told the court that all his wives could testify that he is a great performer when it comes to love making.

In his testimony, Jimoh told the court :“If my wife (Sukurat) leaves me today, another one will come in tomorrow as far as she has interest in me. I take good care of women,” he said.

Sharing his experience in marriage, he said: “I have married up to 16 wives. Presently, three of them are living with me; some have packed out to live alone or live in their own houses, while some are dead. I have built houses for the majority of them.

I take good care of the ones that are living with me.”

Insisting on separation from his estranged wife, he told the court to immediately dissolve the union between themhim and the woman, Sukuratu.

“This is because she fights all our neighbours and my tenants frequently. She does not respect me, she goes out at her own free will and comes back whenever she prefers. In fact ,I don’t love her anymore.”

Asked by the president of the court, Mr. J. A. Eko, where he is getting the powers to satisfy the women and if his action is not injurious to his health, he said: “The wives can testify to my claims that I satisfy them well in bed. If you ask me to bring any of them ,I will oblige the court. I don’t feel bad or tired of it” .

Speaking further on the attitude of his estranged wife, the man said, “when she was served with the court summon, she came and gave me a thorough beating but I did not take it low. I invited policemen who arrested her. Like I said, my lord, I cannot sleep with her anymore, I want a divorce. I don’t want her again; she should let me have the custody of my three-year old child and I need my peace.”

In her own response, the woman told the court that the man had denied her sex since November last year. She claimed that contrary to the man’s testimonies, he possess no power to satisfy her in bed again but she said she is still in love with the man if he is ready to reconcile with her.

“My Lord, he does not come to my room anymore. He made love to me last in November last year. I can tell the court that he was not doing it well again like before
The matter has been adjourned for further hearing.[/quote]ROFL.
she expected the man to be brand-new till death?

Things to do ;
Be patient,relax and dont spend all ur energy thinking abt pregnancy.
Make sure ur BMI is OK.Eat healthy,exercise and drop some harmful habits like smoking,drinking.
Take lots of vitamins esp Folic acid.
Track and know ur fertile days,know ur Ovulating days and ur general body cycle.
Dont forget that late pregnancies increases ur risk of ;
Miscarriage
having twins.
having children with downs syndrome

Amaka u are fast ooo,i just read where he said thanks to his Ghanaina bros and sisters but the truth is that hes from Liberia,married to a ghana lady.End of tori.
He can say hes from Ghana though,his life to live.I only commented cos i thot it was the posters conception.
Now go LMFAO somewhere else.

@Poster,Van is NOT a ghanaian please.Hes from Liberia.

. . .what was this thread all abt again

sad.HOpe she finds rest and peace.

Its difficult or almost Impossible to change a grown-up adult UNLess he/she wants to change.
You can only tolerate and accept each others fault.Sometimes,ur tolerance,acceptance and love 'might' prompt ur partner to change.

@Topic,Tufiakwa.
God forbid a million times.My MIL is so sweet and Kind,i wud fight nak3d for her anyday,anytime,just like i wud for my mum.

Mercy or her Family resides at Okokomaiko ?Rofl
@Topic,good for her.Wish her well.

Good development.I hope it wont die a natural death like Ekene dili Chukwus Doll trucks

Dear ol'Crackles.

Echelon dalu.
Youngies onye choochi,lekwa abum,aji adighi ya.
Darfur,Nkem ooooooooooooo NO shaking.
Oga Grafik,deje.

FL Gators:
Alafia ni mo wa o. ese n.
Happy Bday to them too

. . .Bday to Moi,merci beacoup.
Umu igbo,a ga alakwa december?
Kedu Throttle nwanne m nwanyi?

. . . . .and 3somes is now triple sin.
Rofl

where is Lagos-boy?

Lagos-boy,enchante.
Why dont muslims celebrate Christmas then seeing that they accepted Jesus as one of the prophets from God?
so do the muslims believe ths spirit can still minister to men of today?
Who is an Iman?Are they paid?can a woam be an Iman or teacher/leader in the Mosque?
Must a married/single woman use a veil?Infact,what does the Quoran say on the use of veil for women?

I must confess,i have never seen any muslim doing Dawah b4 
This question is sensitive and quite limited to 9ja Muslims as i have not witnessed it any other place,who or what is Almajiri?is it accepted in Islam or 

FL Gators:
Igbo Kwenu.

As per tradition, merry chritmas Ifyalways, hope you and yours have a wonderful keresimesi.

Merry christmas to all

Daluuuuuuuuuuuu Xmas and Birthday.
Eche kpukpo.Kilo shele?she alafia?

Sam Milla:
Agaba umu nwanyi.

kedu ije ?

what a typo.
Darfur

Waiting. . .Lagos boy
Tamiz,no stress.
I,thanks.