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Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by ifyalways(f): 6:28pm On Mar 20, 2008
lol
jumps out of the bed bug infested hut right into Olulus arms. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ifyalways(f): 6:23pm On Mar 20, 2008
. . . .with leg too.
heard he trekked from aba to lag,the journey of 40 days  grin
segun with his wilderness journey
Forum Games › Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by ifyalways(f): 6:19pm On Mar 20, 2008
do i need it huh
what does she mean?. . . . .lots of puzzles around her undecided
Gaming › Re: Let's Play Scrabble by ifyalways(f): 12:28am On Mar 20, 2008
pant !
Christianity Etc › Re: Rechristain Song by ifyalways(f): 12:24am On Mar 20, 2008
wherever demons are gathered
Holy Ghost fire pursue them

Fire fire from above
pull down the strongholds of the enemy
and make our bodies a temple for your praise

Hes brought it down
hes brought down the house of hades
and hes reigning in glory.

Satan commot for road ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i carry Holy ghost
i say run comot for road
if i jam you,you go die.!



@USman enjoy cool
Romance › Re: Marriage Proposal On Phone? by ifyalways(f): 11:54pm On Mar 19, 2008
quentininc:
men!how will u propose to a girl via the phone it takes the suspense away from it and spoils the moment because the babe wont be able to see u cry when she turns u down grin grin grin
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeei
my dayz grin grin grin
anoda good point.perharps its an option 4 losers tongue .
chrisoml:
i don't quite agree with you here. What about the whole issue of circumstance been raise by diff posters here- i.e
those in distance relationship and so on.
as for me its not about the way a marriage proposal is proposed by what comes afterwards.
cheers. smiley
lol
then for the so called long distance relationship you wudnt be suprised too when they exchange rings online or on phone too grin
No matter the distance,i demand physical presence for proposing. me personally sha. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christian Celebrate Easter When Is Not In Bible? by ifyalways(f): 11:48pm On Mar 19, 2008
blkmum700:
@4him,u need to go and read your bible and understand what they are saying there because u guys have still not confuse me why the Easter is celebrated when is not measure there,i asked a withness and he said they celebrate memoria which is on saturday, because memoria is celebrated when someone died not easterm sorry am not a religion follow but i do believe in God and i follow the scripture of God i don't celebrate birth day because no one celebrate it in the Bible Only two king celebrate it in the Bible and king pharos and one orther king forgoten the name and both of them killed someone on their birth day so why would i celebrate it when the two people who celebrate it are not believer?i believe those of you celebrating it are not following what the bible says


@Gamine,
you know notting just follow follow

@stillwate, yes he died and rose again memoria should be celebrate for that,how does the world easter comes?
rofl
@poster you can chose to call it any name you like,it doesnt matter to me. . . cool
the most important fact remains that Jesus,the ever living saviour died and ressurrected.
he defeated death.he arose after the third day,a feat no other being/spirit is yet to attain. cool .death and hade had no power over him.he lives and intercedes daily for our sins. . . .now thats the main gist,the reason of the season cool
he arose some 2000 years ago and hes cn the throne so I and my household wud celebrate him.you can chose to celebrate your question filled brain too. . . cool
Family › Re: African Parent Cathchphrases & Punishment by ifyalways(f): 11:22pm On Mar 19, 2008
. . . . memories cheesy
my mums worst lines for me has been :
"No sinner shall go unpunished" embarassed it makes me fell so bad and erhm. . . .afraid.
"i am telling you now,am doing my part" scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too
"ukpana okpoko gburu,nti chiri ya" embarassed embarassed embarassed one heavy igbo proverb sha.

For punishments its always been this:
copy psalm 119 thrice cry
Family › Re: Should She Allow Him To Have Access To The Baby. by ifyalways(f): 11:12pm On Mar 19, 2008
sexylisa:
[b][/b][/i]  i have a friend that has dated a guy for some years now. she got pregnant during the relationship and the guy left when she got to six months. he abused her both verbally and physically to the extend that the police had to be involved few times but she never pressed charges against him. the guy started acting up after they found out the baby was a girl. he cheated and lied and did all kinds of terrible things to her. he even had people threaten her on some occasions even though she has done so much for him. he finally decided to drop out of school and join the army amd is about to be sworn in. all of a sudden, he is calling and saying he wants to be part of the babys birth. the same baby that she almost lost over a month ago because of him. he also wants the girl's account for the army to pay money in for the baby when he is gone. he doesnt even have proove that they are really going to pay anything for the baby while he is gone. my girlfriend has finally agreed to let him be present at the birth but does not want anything from him for the baby because she has been paying for everything aba the pregnancy and can still take care of it without him. mind u this same guy has stopped working, stopped going to school and finally decided to join army because he says they will pay his bills for him. he hasnt done anything for the pregnancy and finally wants to see the baby then ran away.  he went around and told many lies about her and most people finally realised everything that he said about her were lies, she almost failed her classes because of the numerous times that she had to go to the hospital because of his abuse. they never broke up but he rather decided to stop talking to her and cheated right in front of her. im really confused because i don't even know what to tell my friend. [/b][i][b][i][/i]
. . . i really don't get much from the pattern of the write up.But yet:
is she delivered of the baby NOW or shes still pregnant?
why is she finding it difficult to press charges against the guy even when hes hurting her and being a threat to her existence ?
If she dies somewhere along the line(heavens forbid) the much loved guy would STILL be on this planet and enjoying his lyfe with another babe.
if shes had the baby now,the baby's health should be her major concern and ofcos her own safety and well being too.seems like shes so foolishly in love but remind her that love is meant for the living and not the dead.
. . . .its quite a difficult situation,i don't really understand anyway. undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by ifyalways(f): 10:57pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol
stupefied nomenclature.happy Easter kiss
erhmmm. . . .hope you wud survive,judging by the rate ppl are gonna consume you grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christian Celebrate Easter When Is Not In Bible? by ifyalways(f): 10:47pm On Mar 19, 2008
am not a Jehovah witness so i don't know if they do or don't. . . you know one? ask him  cool
keep waiting for when it is mentioned or not while others keep striving to have their names written on the lambs book of life.
happy Easter to you in advance.  cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christian Celebrate Easter When Is Not In Bible? by ifyalways(f): 10:42pm On Mar 19, 2008
blkmum700:
the world easter is not measure there,where do you see your own ?
where did you see your own question ?
Christians celebrate Easter cos it is when the lord Jesus defeated the power of death and hades.he paid the price of our sins + urs ,redeemed us,bought us over and now has given us by his resurrection the hope of glory. . . eternal life.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Songs by ifyalways(f): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2008
Father i declare that i love you
i declare an evarlasting love for you !

create in me a new heart,oh lord !
and renew your spirit within me
cast me not away from your presence oh lord!
take not your Holy spirit from me oh lord
restore unto me,the joy of my salvation
and renew your spirit within me
Christianity Etc › Re: Rechristain Song by ifyalways(f): 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2008
Victory victory
halleluyah,halleluyah
victory victory halleluyah
Jesus conquered the devil
kpata kpata

he has given me victory
i wud lift him higher
Jehovah,i wud lift him higher

My eyes have seen,my ears have heard
my voice wud talk abt the goodness of God
my eyes have seen,my my ears have heard
my voice wud talk abt the goodness of God.

Up up Jesus
down down satan
Up up Jesus
down down satan

the walls of Jericho fell down flat
the walls of Jericho fell down flat
the children of God,were praising God and
the walls of Jericho fell down flat


@OP just your appetizer. cool main meal is on the way !
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 10:06pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol.
Mberede nyiri dike mana Mberede ka eji ama Dike
being prepared for eventualities makes a man great !
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 9:38pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol
unu agbaliala mana the rule of the game bu onye tuo,ya kowa na oyinbo cheesy reason:ka ndi na amaghi were nwe ike i ghotanu kpam kpam.
udo di nu.

@topic,ezuko nuo amiri,o gba ofufu
there is strenght in unity
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:30pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol
GC udo di.
Ikomi gbara okwu gi nuo buko.
ka chi foo nu kiss
Romance › Re: What Would Make You Cry For Your Lover? by ifyalways(f): 9:26pm On Mar 19, 2008
@topic. . . .when the love hurts.
Romance › Re: First Love?how Strong Can First Love Be? by ifyalways(f): 9:07pm On Mar 19, 2008
Yes,hes my first and Only Yet.
its goooooooood. cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:54pm On Mar 19, 2008
lmao
Ikomi dikwa careful ooooo.i na anapum dim say gini mere? i ghola nwanyi ?  shocked

haha lekwa nu ijiji ooooo,ijiji sikwa na o so na ndi choir  grin
i si na i luola wetin?one minute nwanyi?Ok,a ghotara m gi,its either patience nwa Ogoni or its Comfort,nwa ijaw.lol cheiiiiiiii awu m onye amuma,a gwara m gi were ndidi . . . patience ma o bu Ndo . . . .Comfort  grin

anyway,Isita oma.
Presssssssssssssssssss biakwa nyem ihe Isita m o  sad
GC nwanyi oma,oto uto babie  kiss happy Isita
Darfur,Otele na Faky m happy Isita too  kiss kiss
Radiant,Oziomatv na Romanus kiss Isita oma nu
nnenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh,chei  sad happy Isita  kiss
Romance › Re: Marriage Proposal On Phone? by ifyalways(f): 8:29pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol at replies
Personally i wudnt want to be proposed at on the phone . . . .reasons;
i want to see that special look of joy and happiness on the guys face while proposing.
i want him to see and feel my reactions live and direct .
lol and the after effect of my reply too. that very magic moment of joy,having found that special person,lol i cant accept a phone proposal pls. looks . . . .i dunno undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Not Ify's House by ifyalways(f): 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2008
. . . .the best and only place where am comfortable.
my authentic location cool

very merry Easter to all the kukuvi warriors kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Mar 19, 2008
lmao
i wud have long told her cos i know you sure do miss her BUT she told me to tell you that **you belong to her past * * * cry cry cry cry

lol

na lie oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. tongue
i wish i saw her,i miss her too. cry
Jokes Etc › Re: An Interracial Dating Guide - Guys Only by ifyalways(f): 8:17pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol
Ituen if i give am small,i no bad nah grin
Tufe don suffer too much,make i cool him head small.
Oya Tufes come out now b4 i change my mind oooooooh,this offer get expire date tongue
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2008
heheee haha ole otu anyi si di sure sef na o bughi Felimbombo dega ihe.its possibe yet,maybe Tosh a hapurula ya ulo ya grin . . . .a possibility anyway undecided

N'aka nri sha,o burukwa Toshie dega ihe a na eziokwu then it is well.onye chotara ezi nwanyi,a chotala ihe oma.Toshieeeeeee m b4,Ka chukwu gozie gi na onye i huru na anya,Ka o were umu,ego,ihunanya,udo ezi na ulo,nghota,ako na uche,ndidi were cho unu abuo nma.O ga adiririrrrrrrrrrrrrrri gi na odoziaku/oriaku gi nma. But yet,o putaghi na iga ahapucha anyi now,we love you plenty kiss

hehe the only man standing,Ikomi grin hehe,okwu gwuru m na onu. lol
a maghim what to tell you ugbua,ndo ka o bu tasie obi cheesy well,take any one or both grin

@all emume Isita oma nu.onye riwekwa osikapa ya,ya chetakwa nwanne ya.
Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by ifyalways(f): 8:00pm On Mar 19, 2008
@Sauce i saw Kool somewhere tongue
lol better dayz are cuming again.hapiiiiiiiiiiiii easter dear kiss
Literature › Re: My Extra-Terrestrial Affair [Updated] by ifyalways(f): 7:54pm On Mar 19, 2008
lmao.
Go gamine ! grin
Culture › Re: The Official Isoko Thread! All Isoko People Should Post Here. by ifyalways(f): 7:52pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol
Ok what is pls in your lang? lets start from there
what again do you call someone who is fair in complexion? grin

Migwo !
Forum Games › Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by ifyalways(f): 7:36pm On Mar 19, 2008
Osetiala again. . . grin . . . .free balling tongue
she decided to be mad,good for her. . . .home alone again it means cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by ifyalways(f): 7:31pm On Mar 19, 2008
Ekele diri gi ozo onye ime eluigwe.Onwu gi na obe bu maka nmehie m,ekweghi ekwe m na adighi ocha m nile.Jesus otuto diri gi onye nwuchitere onwu n'ihi.Ekele diri gi maka ngozi gi na ebe Nnenne noo,Otuto diri gi na ndu i nyere Chiedu na Ebuka.Ekele diri gi maka ihe onu i nwetara na ndu m ozo.otuto diri gi Jesus.i zuru ka eme.
Jokes Etc › Re: True Talk by ifyalways(f): 7:28pm On Mar 19, 2008
lol
so much sweat you put in for me grin
happy Easter love tongue
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 7:22pm On Mar 19, 2008
Amen ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Ka ike gbawara ili belie na ndu anyi nile.Amen

@echelon,Youngies,Mortiple,kashiff na onye o bula,emume Isita oma nu kiss onte na eri na anwu mmai na osikapa,ya chetakwa ndi na enweghi ka ora/oha ha.lets all kee udo na ihunanya Isita with all noketere anyi.

@topic,ajughi aju rie butere a riaghi aria nwuo.
eating without asking/carelessly brings dying carelessly/without any disease.

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