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rofl

Sisikill:
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Nothing wrong with that. . .the real crime will be trying to force something that isn't there or sticking it out just because you don't want people to think you have a problem. Have fun jare. . .besides, when you meet the right guy, you won't even know when 10 years has passed.

agreeded !

_{old post tho}

almondjoy:
Still thinking. . . . .what exactly is this topic about?

rofl

olanajim:
Ify, do you mind using this medium to teach me the language? I promised myself to learn it and surprise my friend. Can you help?

What does this "wadoo" mean? What is the most courteus way to greet in isoko?

Let start from there. That is the greetings.

lol
Ola, am just like you,i know little infact nothing abt Isoko."wadoo" am sure is for the Urhobos.its a form of greeting like "urhobo wadoo" . . . long live Urhobo land or sumtin
basically their greetings should be "migwo" (Urhobo) or "digwo"(Isoko) the reply is "vre doo" lol my spellings. . .am not sure
they too prostrate in greeting.maybe not all
where is ufobabe ? shes an authentic Urhobo babe in da house !

dreams. . . .dreams. . . .dreams.
why not. . . .why not now. . . . . .phewww it was good tho  

happpppppppppy Isita umu igbo niile.

presido1:
Happy Easter Ma fellow Landers
May today brings to us what ever we have longed for.
Ka Chineke mezie okwu.

Amen !
lol Uncle Ikomi. . . .akuko nke gi a dikwa egwu na uto.  ngwa nsogbu anoghi,ijiji  might be considered soon  lmao anyway o di nma.i have taken note now. . songs,choirs,heaven and men. . . . lol
Trev happy Isita ada oma Owerri.ndeewo. 

Ana agwo ibi,o na eto afo
lol i dont know the meaning ooooh

@web,uw.i wud teach you,kilo e wa si ibi sef?

lmao
pls can anyone tell me the history of kukuvi land.who started it?where did it originate from?

news abughikwa akuko ifo nkea bu akuko uwa !

@topic,gwam ihe no gi na ihu/iru na ututu,noro gi na azu na uhuru chi ?

Jesus onye nwuru na obe ekele diri gi.i kwuola ugwo nmehie m nile,Papa ekele diri gi.i mela ka m keta oke na ala eze gi onye ime eluigwe.otuto na nsopuru niile diri aha nso gi.dalu Jisos !

uhm. . . .hmmn
i wont run with my kids,i wud remain in the family BUT wont be marrying any of his brothers.
running with the kids might make me/the kids forfeit many things,i wud stay back and fight the tradition.

lol
when i started bathing alone,stopped sleeping with my brothers and oh my !  started using always sanitary pads 
am still growing ,not  yet all grown up   

Eyah. . .hard luck.a pity.
all d same,go see a doctor preferably an ENT doc,it wud be ok.
lol,you scared now

onye nwuru onwu n'ihi njo m na ekweghi ekwe m nile ana m ekele gi.Dalu Jisos maka ndi enyi m nile,ndi m huru na anya na ndi huru m na anya.nne na nna m na ezi na ulo m,ndi agbata obi m niile na uwa nile gbara gburu gburu.Jisos ihunanya gi gbara omimi.ihunanya gi di nso.ihunanya gi ka elu karia uwa niile.DALU JISOS.onye buru njo anyi nile were laa.Thank you ! i mela jisos !

dreeldee:
I left no shadow so i ain't running away from any, just trying to be careful only your wish is just the same as mine so maybe if we _{you know what i'm talking about} it just might come true just kidding

heheeeeeeeeee. . . wishes i say !
lets wish we dont meet erhm our wishes . . . .wishes and winches
lol i was quite stuborn as a gal,my mum was lucky i was the only gal she had. had we been two, hmmn. . .i just dont wish to see . . .i dont have dat type of patience and praying spirit lmao i kept her on her knees.sweeet mama

@poster,am sorry i cant prescribe anything for you ooooooh.why dont you go see a doctor?
the ear is a very delicate organ,dont take chances pls.little things if not well handled and treated might lead to bigger gbese seeing a doc isnt expensive,he wud take a good look at it and know whats really wrong and how best to treat it.Yeah, anti biotics and simple pain relivers should help but this is 2 MONTHS now. . .its far too gone for self medication,ok.all the best

samy youg. . .nauti

thank you komken. i said it b4 .the Isokos bear names like EGO (though i guess it doesnt have the same meaning with igbo "ego" and some of their pronouncements sound igboish . . .i knew there must be some lirrrrle connection.

liftedone no p.vredoooooooooooooooooooooooo

deola nwenu too

Umu igbo hi
Romanus lol. . . .goterem okpa 9th mile buko

@poster. . .lol trying to run away from your scary shadows

@topic,i wish i have just boys. . . just boys BUT do i really have a say ? hell NO.pikin na pikin

lmao
farts loudly in the process

**jumps out of the wheel barrow,spots Tufe with his weather beaten VG bettle and jumps in for a humpty dumpty ride ***

ogb5:
why are you bringing bayelsa into this
don't you know that there is too much water in bayelsa? and the more you have the more expensive it becomes in naija?
afterall you have alot of crude oil and yet pay the highest price for petrol than other states in the country

lmao
. . .heard they have No single pure water company/industry in that BIG and BLESSED state so the pure water is imported from either warri or Oleh/Ugheli.lol
hot one N5 ,cold one N10 on an axtremely hot day. . .it might be N15

iamworried:
I had a little arguement with someone two months ago.

Unfortunately, the person slapped me real hard on my left cheek and since then i have been experiencing regular, persistent throbbing pain in my left ear.

Can anyone please advice me on what medication to take to stop the ache?

Thank you.

ewwww,too bad,wetin you do the pesin sef?dat one na heavy slap oooh
. . .maybe you have gotten a ruptured or perforated eardrums.have you taken pain relievers/any anti biotics since then?you said 2 months,its time you go see a specialist then,an ENT Doc.Keep the ear canal dry. Don't swim, take showers or let water enter the affected ear.
goodluck.

razzle na razzle

lmao
Web we rove you too.

@topic,aka nri kwo aka ekpe,aka ekpe akwocha aka nri
when the right hand clean the left hand,the left hand wud also clean the right hand
lol;we all need each other.

@Toyin lol catwoman indeed

@topic,aging gracefully for me.with or without surgery,old age+ wrinkles wud one day catch up with everybody no matter how hard you try to runaway from it.

dot2002:
Two questions:
If you had the option to "filter" out certain traits (hair color, eye color, personality, etc.) in your unborn child, would you do it? Which would you pick?

If you could change your gender, with or with out surgery and hormones, would you and why?

Dot again? lol
question 1: i love my eyes,i hope all of my kids come with it.sapphires
question 2:No,am perfectly Ok and happy with ma gender.lol no rhyme or reason for a change whatsoever.

sunnykiss:
HELLOO PLS I AM NOT SURE IT IS FILARIA, OK I DID A MICRO FILARIA TEST IT SAY NOTHING , MAY BE IT SOME KINDDA BACTERIA CALED PSEDOMONAS BACTERIA AFTER TAKING BLOOD CULTURE TEST .
OK TRIED , SO MUCH BUT STILL MOVING LIK A WORM IN MY FEETS AND ALL BODY ,

. . . . .na waoo,then GO see a doctor now abi . .

suspected accused suspecting the witness

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets hello   its been a krazy network theze dayz  

@topic. . . . .shes not meant to be with us pls.haba,she wud just spoil our fun with her archaic and outdated tots . . . oh !make she just go find her mates joo